[A/N: The next two episodes will be two parters!]

Me: Hello, everyone!

Usnavi: Hi!

Anne Boleyn: Whaddup, Queendom!!!

King George: Hello, my loyal subjects!

Veronica: Hey!

Me: Welcome to another episode of "Musical Characters React"!

Philip: So, what will we be reacting to today?

Me: Well, get ready to Let It Go and take a trip Into The Unknown... because we are gonna watch Frozen 1 this episode and Frozen 2 in the next one! This was requested by MusicalTheatreFan.

Anne Boleyn: Oh, I am gonna SING when we get to Into The Unknown!

Catherine of Aragon: Oh boy...

Veronica: I can't wait to watch Frozen 1 again! I haven't watched it in... (counts) whoa! Three years...

Me: Let's get started!

[During "Frozen Heart"]

Hamilton: I've always wondered... what... what is this song here for? It serves, like, no purpose to the plot.

Me: Probably to introduce us to what's gonna happen, in some way....

Heather M.: Awwww! Kid Kristoff is so cute!

Laurens:...so are kid Elsa and Anna!

Philip: Anna is literally Angie when she and I were kids.

Eliza: Yep.

Nina: She sounds cute when she was a kid. I'm pretty sure she grew up to be a nice young lady.

(When Anna gets struck in the head)

Everyone: Oh no!

Daniela: How DID Elsa get her powers?

Me: We'll find out in Frozen 2.

Sonny: So they're stripping her of memories of her and Elsa playing together in the castle and replacing them with more "realistic" ones?

J.D.: Seems it.

[During "Do You Want To Build A Snowman"]

Carla: Awww! I feel so bad for Anna!

Jane Seymour: Yeah! She's being shut out!

(When she says "Hang in there, Joan")

Me: JOA--- (Some people get a bit surprised) I'm sorry... WOW, Sanders Sides has taken over my life...

[During "For The First Time In Forever"]

Angelica: My, is she happy!

Me: Understandably, too.

(Onscreen: "For years, I've roamed these empty halls, why have a ballroom with no balls?")

Remus: (Appears) (Tries to but fails to stifle a laugh)

Me: (Sighs) Uuuuuugh! Go away! You've done enough to Thomas! Don't ruin Disney for ME, too!

Remus: Fine! But this isn't the last you've seen of me! (He sinks down)

Lafayette:...what was that about?

Heather D.: Yeah, that was unexpected.

Me: Forget it. It's the best y'all can do.

(A few moments later)

Anna of Cleves: Yay! Elsa's gonna be queen!

Anne Boleyn: WHOOO!

King George: It's nice having another royal in the house!

The queens: Darn right!

[During "Love Is An Open Door"]

Burr: I feel so bad for Anna because she's been shut out her whole life and... the first person to actually give her attention was actually taking advantage of her...

Madison: Yeah...

JD: She is NOT gonna come out of this without trust issues.

[During "Let It Go"]

Everyone: (Singing) LET IT GOOOOOO! LET IT GOOOOO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOOORE!

Katherine Howard: Which is better? This or Into The Unknown?

Me: I prefer Into The Unknown...

The queens, Veronica, and the salon girls: Yeah...

[During "Reindeers Are Better Than People"]

Hamilton: Okay, but "reindeers" is grammatically incorrect.

Jefferson: Just shut up and watch the movie!

Hamilton: No, YOU SHUT UP!

Jefferson: NO, YOU!

Me: Guys! Quit fighting, or I'll send you guys to the timeout corner and y'all won't get to watch Frozen 2.

(A few moments later)

Olaf: (on screen) Hi, I'm Olaf and I love warm hugs!

Everyone: WE LOVE YOU, OLAF!!!

JD: Don't tell anyone this, but he's my favorite character.

[During "In Summer"]

Usnavi: I love this song!

Sonny: Yeah, it's a bop!

Everyone: Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a... HAPPY SNOWMAN!!!!

[During "First Time In Forever: Reprise"]

Mulligan: Well, this just got angsty!

Peggy: But Anna DOES have a point, though.

Angelica: Yeah, true...

(When Elsa freezes Anna's heart)

Everyone: NOOOOOOO!

[During "Fixer Upper"]

Burr: "A little outside of nature's laws?" Um... please don't let that be implying anything bad...

Remus: Yeah... he DEFINITELY [bleep!]s the reindeer!

Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!

Angelica: That is TOTALLY inappropriate in MANY different levels!

Peggy: Not to mention that ruins childhoods!

Me: Okay, Remus, sink down!

Remus: But...

Me: Siiiiink down! (He does so) Good! (Sighs) I'm gonna need to get Thomas to deal with him...

[When Olaf sacrifices himself]

Vanessa: Awww, he's such a good friend!

Peggy: I KNOW, right?!

J.D.: That's why he's my favorite!

Mulligan: (Tearing up) What? I'm not crying, you are!

[When Elsa saves Anna]

Everyone: (In tears)

Angelia: THAT is sisterly love right here!

Eliza: Yeah!

Heather C.: Even I'm moved! Wait... did I say that out loud?

Lafayette:...and she's ending the eternal winter! Whooo!

Madison: All's well that end's well, I guess!

Laurens: I love a happy ending!

Catherine Parr: I love this movie so much! And all the other Disney movies! Hey, queens! Time to subscribe to Disney+!

The queens: YAAAAY!

Anne Boleyn: I'm gonna binge the Mandalorian as soon as we do! BRING ON BABY YODA!

Me: So, I'm gonna say that everyone loved the movie?

Everyone: Yes!

Catherine of Aragon: Yeah! It was heartwarming!

Veronica: Yeah!

Sonny: I like this movie, but I like Frozen 2 better.

Anna of Cleves: Oh my gosh, same!

Me: Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it! Okay, that's all for today! Feel free to vote, comment, and request!  Thank you guys!

Catherine Parr: See y'all next time!

Everyone: Bye!