Me: Hey, guys! Welcome to another episode of "Ask Musical Characters"!

Heather M.: Hi, everyone!

Burr: Hello!

Lafayette: Hey, where's Philip?

Hamilton: No Philip today. He's still sick with food poisoning, and he's at home resting. 

Eliza: Yep. He's been doing much better since the last episode. Angelica and Peggy are taking care of him.

Jane Seymour: Huh! This marks the first episode where not everybody is here.

Anna of Cleves: Well, us queens are so glad he is getting better.

Usnavi: Well, tell him we all say "hi"!

Eliza: We'll do that!

Anne Boleyn: So what are we watching today?

Me: Okay, this request is from SamBam260.

Hamilton: Ugh! Why is this guy EVERYWHERE?!

Me: Hamilton, he basically made a HUGE impact on your legacy, so yeah...don't complain.

Benny: Which episode is he in?

Me: We'll watch his debut episode, "Beware the B.U.D.D.Y. System". He plays a character named Fenton, who also is known as Gizmoduck.

Lafayette: Who, now?

[Timeskip]

Daniela: Oh! Why are there explosions?

J.D.: Eh, I've seen worse.

Me: It's a robbery.

Nina: That reminds me of the blackout... there were fireworks and robbers and vandals trying to loot the stores.

Vanessa: Oh, it was so chaotic! No one could see anything so everyone was pushing and shoving.

Sonny: The bodega got looted, too.

Veronica: Oh, I'm so sorry about that!

[Onscreen: Megavolt says "Playtime's over"]

Katherine Howard: (Singing) The only thing you wanna do is .. mwah!

[Timeskip to when Fenton/Gizmoduck first appears.]

Hamilton: Why does he sound just like me?

Me: Lin-Manuel Miranda plays both you and Fenton.

Sonny: Poor Fenton! He's trying to do everything just right but...

Veronica: It doesn't go well for him...

Carla: Oof... looks like the last A.I. invention didn't go well.

Heather M.: Yeah, it turned evil.

J.D.: (Laughs) So some hack that couldn't even program a microwave is trying to make a self-driving car! What an idiot!

Me: While that does seem a bit dumb, J.D., that comment was a bit disrespectful.

Laurens: Scrooge gets death threats? Oof...

Mulligan: Wait, what's happening now?

Me: Mark Beaks is introducing a new product.

Jefferson: "Beaks Unmanned Driver Drone Yay"? What kind of acronym is that?

Madison: That stands for B.U.D.D.Y.

Heather C.: Thanks, captain obvious!

Me: (Glares at Heather)

Jane Seymour: I'm a bit worried that the robot might try to have an uprising.

King George: Just like those ungrateful colonists did during the war!

Lafayette: I heard that!

Sonny: Why does this whole thing remind me of an Uber?

Benny: From what I understand, it IS practically Uber, minus humans.

Laurens: Oh no!! The robot is not doing what it's supposed to!

Mulligan: I wonder what they'll do now!

[Timeskip]

Vanessa: Oh! The situation must be urgent if Fenton's like "Just put the phone to the floor!"

Anne Boleyn: Go, Fenton!

Lafayette: Ouch... he's gonna feel THAT in the morning.

Laurens: So... Fenton is Gizmoduck?

Me: Exactly!

Heather D.: OH COME ON! YES, HIS NAME IS "GIZMODUCK"! DO YOU WANT ME TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? G-I-Z...

Everyone: SHUT UP, HEATHER!

Heather D.: (Rolls her eyes) Whatever!

Anne Boleyn: Ha! So Fenton's basically being called an idiot.

[Timeskip to after the episode]

Me: So, how did everyone like it?

Veronica: It was really funny!

Mulligan: Yeah! I'd totally watch it again!

Laurens: Same...

Anna of Cleves: I think I'll watch the rest of the series after this.

Anne Boleyn: Me, too!

Usnavi: I certainly liked it.

Hamilton: Eh... it wasn't that bad.

Me: Well, I'm glad you guys enjoyed it! That's all the time we have for Ask Musical Characters! See you guys next time!

Everyone: Bye!

[A/N: So, you're probably wondering why this was updated on a Monday. Well, I was planning to have this out last night, and I was writing this episode yesterday, but things came up and I was busy. Also, it just occurred to me that I will be traveling for labor day weekend (this weekend), so more likely than not, I will not be able to update this week. I'm so sorry for the inconvenience. Well, I'll (probably) see you guys in two weeks! Have a great labor day weekend, everyone!]