Doki Doki Literature Club
[A/N: No, I did not play the game for the sake of this and I don't plan to, but from what I read about it, it is quite rough, and there are suicidal behaviors, so consider this a trigger warning from me.]
Me: Hey, guys! Welcome to another episode of "Musical Characters React!
Hamilton: Hi, guys!
J.D.: Hello.
Anna of Cleves: Yo!
Sonny: (Waves)
Me: Okay, here is today's request:
Veronica: DDLC? What's that?
Me: It stands for "Doki Doki Literature Club". And we have a guest today! Please welcome Zina (AngelDemongirl2237)!
[Enter Zina]
Zina: Hi, everyone! I'm Zina! Long time viewer, first time guest!
Me: We're happy to have you here, Zina! Okay, so, I have a laptop hooked up to the TV so we can play DDLC!
Zina: Nice!
Katherine Howard: So what is the premise of the game?
Zina: We are playing as a high school boy who is invited by his friend, Sayori, to join the school's literature club, and... well... we'll see what goes on from there.
[Timeskip]
Philip: So there's Yuri, Monika and Natsuki.... Oh! We write poems! That's my forte!
Hamilton: That's my son!
Katherine Howard: Oh, no! Sayori is depressed? Poor thing!
Jefferson: I have a bad feeling about how this is going to go...
Madison: Oh, Sayori wrote a poem... wait... the poem is VERY disturbing.
Zina: We're heading to her house right now...
Heather M.: OH NO! SHE HANGED HERSELF!
Nina: AHHHHHHH!!! (Holds on to Benny)
Usnavi: ¡Ay, Dios! ¡¿Qué pasó?!
King George: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS GAME?!
[The game resets]
Sonny: Don't tell me we have to do this all over again!
Zina: It's actually part of the gameplay.
Peggy: Wait... why is Sayori not in the game anymore?!
Nina: And Monika is the one who invites us now.
Burr: What's going on with the game? It's getting choppy.
Catherine of Aragon: What's going on with Yuri?
Zina: She's gradually becoming unstable.
Anne Boleyn: Wow... and I LITERALLY lost my head.
Me: Hey! No joking about this kind of stuff!
Laurens: Oh no! She's harming herself!
Daniela: Aaaah! What is up with this poem! It's covered with blood!
Benny: Welp... there goes my lunch (heads to bathroom)
Laurens: Monika! You can't just wave this kind of behavior off! Yuri needs help!
Zina: You're right.
Catherine Parr: Wow... they're fighting over us now?
Zina: Yep. Over who we get to help.
Carla: AHHHHH! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHY IS YURI STABBING HERSELF?!
Me: Oh my goodness...
Daniela: And we're STUCK here?!
Me: (Grimly nods) Because the script of the game is broken.
[Monika deletes Yuri and Natsuki's character files and the game gets reset again.]
King George: We have to do it AGAIN? Oh boy...
Nina: Wait... Monika is self-aware and she has been manipulating the game files all this time?
Zina: Yep. It's a plot twist for sure
Peggy: Huh. She's just tired of being a supporting role. (Points to herself) WHO COULD POSSIBLY RELATE?! ME, THAT'S WHO!
Jane Seymour: So she's been manipulating the behavior of the other characters to act this way. That's sick!
Benny: (Comes back) I'm back. What did I... oh. What. Is. Happening?
Zina: So, Monika is indefinitely trying to talk to us, but we have no time for that so we're deleting her file.
[Zina deletes Monika' file]
Hamilton: (When Monika lashes out] Uh... YOU'RE lashing out at US?! After what you did?!
Eliza: Oh, and she forgives us...
Everyone: (Singing) Forgiveness... can you imagine...
Zina: So, Monika is making it up to us by restoring the game and characters except for herself. And that's the end.
Me: So... what did everyone think of DDLC?
[Awkward silence until...]
Nina: It... it was... a lot.
Veronica: Yeah. Especially when I had what happened in my school... the memories....
Heather D.: Dang... it was pretty hot and heavy...
Zina: And thanks for having me here!
Me: No problem. We loved having you. (To everyone) And if you or somebody you know has depression or is thinking of suicide, please, reach out and get help. Okay, that's all the time we have for today! See you guys next time! Bye!
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