Me: Hey, guys! Welcome to another episode of "Ask Musical Characters"...

(In the background)

Anna of Cleves: (Singing karaoke, everyone is singing along with her) You, you said that I tricked ya, 'cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture...

Me: Yeah, I hooked up a karaoke machine, and they've been having lots of fun, but we need to start today's episode. (Gets an air horn, blows it)

Everyone: AAAAAUGH!

Lafayette: (Screams stuff in French)

Anne Boleyn: You DO know I can understand you, right, Laf?

Me and the queens: What did he say?

Anne Boleyn: He said... (whispers in my ear)

Me: Wow! That's NOT repeatable. Thanks for not saying it where everyone can hear.

(The karaoke track for "Get Down" is still playing.)

Anna of Cleaves: Aw, man! I didn't get to the good part yet!

J.D.: I was actually enjoying this song!

Jane Seymour: And it's my favorite song other than my own!

Lafayette: And that was quite an unwelcome surprise!

Me: (Turns the machine off) Well, karaoke can wait later. It's time to start. Today's request is from SamBam260. 

Usnavi: Oh, we get to watch a Disney short? 

Vanessa: It would be nice to have a hit of nostalgia! 

Usnavi: Y'know, Sonny used to watch Disney a lot when he was a little kid.

Sonny: Okay, can we, like, NOT talk about that?

Nina: Oh, I remember back then! He was so cute!

Sonny: Ninaaa..!

Benny: Yep, everyone in the Barrio has watched Disney when they were younger, but now that we're adults, we don't watch it as much, but Disney always has a special place in our hearts!

Me: I'm so glad to hear that! Disney DOES make some great movies, don't they?

Benny: Yep!

Philip: What's "Disney"?

Me: Disney is one of the biggest film studios in the country, if not the world. They make movies, but today, we'll watch an animated short film.

Eliza: Ooh, that sounds fun!

Lafayette: I know, right? C'est amusant!

King George: Huh, if they're one of the biggest film studios, I have high expectations!

Heather C.: Disney? Really? 

Me: Yes, really. You wanna sit in the timeout corner?

Heather C.: I mean... I guess I can take a little bit of nostalgia! Yay, Disney!

Heather D.: Whatever. There are WAY better movies.

Heather M.: I love Disney! I think all the movies are classics!

Me: Right you are, Heather!

Veronica: Well, even though it's been a while since I've seen Disney, I can't wait to see a short again! I should get together with Heather M. and Martha and watch some Disney movies in the future!

Me: All righty, then! Let's watch one called "Ku'u Lei Melody".

https://youtu.be/QDhdMF0qZI8

Catherine Parr: Oh, it's set on an island! And that little mouse is playing the guitar! How cute!

Me: Yep, that mouse is Mickey Mouse, and he is, like, the mascot for Disney.

Daniela: I love the melody! It reminds me of living on an island! I lived in Puerto Rico, by the way.

Catherine of Aragon: Yeah, the melody is so soothing!

Jane Seymour: It makes me want to go to an island and just... relax!

Sonny: Ha! It's a lizard!

Jefferson: Wait, what just happened?

Lafayette: Poor Mickey!

Burr: Why did his string snap?

Me: So, the official synopsis of this short is "Mickey's determination to write an elusive song leads him on a mystical journey through the Hawaiian Islands".

Hamilton: What are the Hawaiian Islands?

Me: So, the United States expanded a LOT... I mean a LOT...

Jefferson: Thanks to me!

Madison: Yep!

 Me:...and the Hawaiian Islands were added to the United States back in 1959.

Hamilton: That's interesting... (proceeds to write his thoughts about it)

Benny: Hey, lizard! Cut Mickey some slack! He's working on it!!!

Heather M.: Yeah!

King George: If someone laughs at me like that, HEADS WILL ROLL!!!

J.D.: Um... I once tried to blow up my whole school, and even I am disturbed by that statement.

Katherine Howard and Anne Boleyn: Yep! (Shudder)

Veronica: THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!!!

Lafayette: Maybe I should join another show...

Me: Non, mon amo- I mean ami! You fit right in with us better than you think!

Madison: Who are these guys holding boards?

Me: The one on the left is Goofy, and the one on the right is Donald Duck.

Angelica: Ha! Mickey refuses to take a break! Now who does THAT remind us of? (Looks at Hamilton)

Hamilton: (Furiously writing) CAN'T TALK NOW! I'M WRITING!

Philip: Wait, what's that thing on the rocks with the skirt?

Me: Apparently it's an island spirit or something like that.

Anna of Cleves: WATCH OUT FOR THAT WAVE, MICKEY!!!!

Lafayette: LOOK OUT!!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Madison: I can't watch!

Hamilton: Oh, for goodness sake! It's a family-friendly show, no one's gonna die!

Heather C.: The girl probably disappeared because Mickey's just seeing things.

Me: (Gives her a death glare)

Madison: (Winces every time Mickey's string snaps) Oof... Poor Mickey!

Carla: Aww! He's been at it toda la noche!

Me: Yep! 

Madison and Anne Boleyn: AAAAAH! IT SPOKE!!! AAH!

Jane Seymour: Wow, that's a beautiful melody!

Heather M.: Ha! They're searching the entire island for the melody!

Hamilton: Let's see how that goes!

Heather M.: Aw, poor Mickey! He just can't find it!

Heather D.: That's just pathetic! Crying over something that stupid!

Everyone in the room: SHUT UP, HEATHER!

Me: Heather, one more nasty word out of you, and it's off to the timeout corner.

Angelica: Who's that girl mouse that's singing?

Me: That's Minnie Mouse!

Madison: Oh! They're singing together! How nice!

Jane Seymour: I know! It's so cute!

Me: So, what did you guys think of that short?'

Catherine of Aragon: It was so cute! I loved it!

Vanessa: Yeah! It also gave me a hit of nostalgia!

Nina: It took me back to summers in Puerto Rico!

Hamilton: I guess it was a cute little animation! 

Philip: Yep!

J.D.: (Thumbs up)

Lafayette: (Tearing up) It was so beautiful!

Me: I think the ending was beautiful, too! Well, that's all the time we have for "Ask Musical Characters"! Please, DO comment and request, ask, or dare us stuff in the comments section below! Nothing too inappropriate, though! Those won't be considered. See you guys next time!

Anna of Cleves: Let's get back to karaoke!

(The instrumental for "Get Down" plays)

Me: Well, I hope they have fun! Bye guys! See you next week!