Me: Yoooooo! Hey, guys! Merry Christmas!

Veronica: We hope you guys are having a great one so far!

Usnavi: I got a new coffeemaker, so that's great!

Katherine Howard: So we are having a mini-party with snacks and music.

Anna of Cleves: I'm living for it!

Philip: Same!

Me: Okay! So we are going to do a Q and A!

(Everyone cheers)

Me: The first question is from Smythe_275.

Hamilton: Huh...that's a tough one...if I could have a super power, I'd probably want to fly just for the heck of it.

Laurens: I'd want to be able to have super speed. That would be great in battle.

Lafayette: That was what I was going to pick...so...yeah. Super speed for me too.

Mulligan: I'd want the power of invincibility. Then no one would be able to bring me down!

Me: Great choices, you guys! Next question is from newsiesfan101.

Katherine Howard: If I could do anything to change my story, I would probably not marry Henry, and also I would say no to the boys who told me that we had a "connection".

Anne Boleyn: I wouldn't have married Henry in the first place, either and/or not flirted with other guys to make him jel. And being behaded did not feel good at all...

Me: All right! Next question is from FND_raven19.

Peggy: Oh, gosh, it's so hard to choose. I'd probably say my sisters.

Angelica and Eliza: Awwww!

Hamilton: I'd say Eliza and Philip.

(Eliza and Philip smile)

King George: I'd say....myself! Because I'm too fabulous!

(The Hamilsquad groans)

Laurens: My favorite person in the group would probably be Hamilton! He and I are great friends.

Madison: My favorite person would be Jefferson.

Mulligan: Mine is Lafayette!

Veronica: It's very hard to choose my favorite person in this group...I'm going to say all of you...except King George.

King George: TREASON!

Heather M.: Same as Veronica.

(The In The Heights characters agree,  too)

J.D.: My favorite person in here is Veronica.

Catherine of Aragon: Hmmm...my favorite person here in this group is...my fellow queens!

(The queens cheer)

Me: Okay, next question is from TheatreTrash619.

Me: Awww! Thanks for the love for the series, TheatreTrash619! Oh! This question includes me? Well...I'm only 16...I'm not old enough to marry anyone, and half of the guys in this room are much older than me so...pass.

Eliza: Marry anyone other than my Alexander? Eh...I'll pass, too.

Laurens: I do have a wife, although she is not in this show, and if I could marry anyone in this room other than her, it would be Peggy.

Peggy: Awww! (She kisses his cheek and Laurens blushes)

Heather C.: I'm not interested in marrying someone right now...but if I absolutely had to marry someone in this room...I dunno...Sonny???

Sonny: Uh...no comment on that.

Heather D.: I'd also like to pass as I am single but not ready to mingle.

Veronica: No comment on this question, I do not want to make J.D. upset and have a repeat of my senior year.

Nina: If I absolutely to marry someone other than Benny...I'd pick Usnavi. I mean, we are good friends.

King George: I'm perfectly happy with my wife, thank you very much.

Me: Okay, the next two questions are from Real-King-George-3.

King George: I could go on and on about my favorite type of tea! There is so many I like.

Angelica: I like chamomile tea.

Jane Seymour: Me too.

Anne Boleyn: Green tea for me.

Jefferson: I like Earl Gray

Madison: Same here.

Usnavi: We in the barrio prefer café.

Veronica: Same here with us.

Me: I prefer coffee, too.

King George: Ooh! You're writing a book about me? Well, I want the cover to have the quote "You'll be back" of course!

Me: Okay, the next question is from shinystargem.

Me: Tomatoes. And potato salad.

Heather C.: Prunes. I hate prunes.

King George: I do not like fast food in general. That food is NOT fit for a king!

Usnavi: I'm not a big fan of sushi...

Me and Heather C.: What? Sushi is good!

(Usnavi holds his hands up in surrender)

Sonny: Same as Usnavi. I don't like sushi.

Catherine Parr: I don't like fast food either, like King George said. It is pretty greasy and unhealthy.

Anne Boleyn: Say that all you want, but sometimes a good old burger and fries with a milkshake just hits the spot.

Me: Okay! Next question is from FluffyStaRz.

Everyone: The classic ones!

Me: The classic ones are the BEST!

Heather M.: You got that right!

Me: The next question is from WickedLover55.

The queens: Don't marry Henry.

Hamilton: Definitely say "no" to Maria Reynolds.

Veronica: I shouldn't have been a Heather.

Heather C.: Hey!

Sonny: Don't be so brash.

Me: This question is from Reese1116Piano.

Lafayette: That is a secret only she and I know!

Me: Okay, last question is from DaughterofAthena125.

Angelica: Well, my kids, my husband, and I will have a big dinner, just us, because of COVID.

Eliza: Same here.

Veronica: I'm just having a pizza and movie date with J.D.

Usnavi: Sonny, Vanessa and I will be having dinner and a movie. We'd normally have a huge party at Nina's parents' place.

Anna of Cleves: Us queens will be having some dinner and karaoke.

Me: Okay, that is all the questions! And before we go, we are also going to react to Rocking Around the Pole by the Hot Elves, or the  Mean Girls Broadway cast!

[GRETCHEN]
You've heard how Santa rides around on Christmas Eve

[REGINA]
And all that jingle jangle blah blah blah

[CADY]
But did you know on Christmas Day

[KAREN]
When he puts away his sleigh

[ALL]
He throws the hottest office party that you ever saw?

Hamilton: Well I'd like to be at that party!

[REGINA]
And we're all rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
Where the northern lights are bright

[ALL]
Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
We'll rock that pole all night

[REGINA]
We don't serve milk and cookies
We got gin and scotch
And so much mistletoe

Eliza: Well, it looks like this party is not for kids!

[GRETCHEN]
Elves are dancin' on the tables
And streakin' through the stables
And makin' out in corners like a ho ho ho!

Daniela: Yep. No kids allowed at this party.

[CADY]
Oh, we're lighting up the tree
And playing Truth or Dare
And swinging from the chandelier

[KAREN]
And when we hang a stocking
On a doorknob, don't come knocking
(spoken)
And, hey, who took the sleigh out on a run for more beer?

(Everyone laughs)

[ALL]
We're rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
Where the northern lights are bright
Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
We'll rock that pole all night

Katherine Howard: The chorus sure is catchy.

[CADY]
There's one thing every girl and boy should know
It's that elves can't hold their booze

[CADY & GRETCHEN]
Jinx and Sugar Plum are flying
And Joy is straight up crying!

[REGINA]
And Pixie and Gingersnap got tattoos!

[ALL]
Then Mrs. Claus cranks the music 'cause
She knows how to entertain, dear
And Santa shouts, "Hey, Mrs. Claus!"

[GRETCHEN]
"You rock the pole, and I'll make it reindeer."

[ALL]
"You rock the pole, and I'll make it reindeer!"
Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
Where the northern lights are bright
Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
We'll rock that pole all night

[REGINA & CADY]
We've waited very patient
For one day of vacation

Heather D.: Oof. ONE day of vacation?

[GRETCHEN]
The dancers on the floor are
As hot as a Menorah

[REGINA]
And Cupid's acting stupid

[KAREN]
And Comet starts to vomit

[CADY]
No children are invited

Peggy: Yep, of course.

[ALL]
'Cause this party is the bomb! It's-
Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
Where the northern lights are bright
Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
We'll rock that pole all night

[CADY]
Well, we'll rock the pole-

[GRETCHEN]
Oh, it's out of control!

[REGINA]
Tomorrow we'll have traces

[KAREN]
Of eggnog in weird places

Hamilton: That happened one time at a Christmas party with my friends.

[ALL]
We'll rock that pole all night

[The song ends]

Me: How did you guys like the song?

Jane Seymour: It was catchy!

Philip: Yeah, it was!

Sonny: I liked Jingle Bell Rock better for the talent show scene. But it was good!

Me: I'm glad you guys liked it! That's all the time we have for today, guys! Feel free to comment, vote, and request!

Everyone: Have a merry Christmas!

[They cheer and we go back to partying]