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Davey: Why do you do this to me
Davey: I know it, he's got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head (why do you make me look this up) and he's pinning me to the wall using his lips (actual quotes, guys) His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down...
Davey: Alright that's where I'm stopping, and I'm definitely not stopping because Virginia was getting uncomfortable. No, I'm stopping because I'm apparently "too innocent for the upcoming kinky shit"
Virginia: DAVID YOUR LANGUAGE!

Why did you make me do that? Now I have "excerpts from 50 Shades of grey novel" in my search history.
          ~ Virginia