This one shot was based off of "We Will Rock You" by Queen and "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men.

It was just a normal day at Hogwarts. Or as normal as a day at Hogwarts  can be. It was just a regular Quidditch match, Gryfindor vs. Hufflepuff and I was just doing the regular seeker thing. The Hufflepuff seeker was really good so I was trying really hard. There had been light cheering in the crowds, some Slytherins said something really stupid before the game so thee mood had been dampened and that's when it happened.

We were tied, 80 to 80. Madison, that's the Hufflepuff seeker, and I were searching frantically for the snitch and all the sudden we hear this noise. 

BOOM! BOOM! CLAP!

BOOM! BOOM! CLAP!

BOOM! BOOM! CLAP!

BOOM! BOOM! CLAP!  

Then we heard some one singing really loudly

"Buddy you're a boy make a big noise, playing in the street gonna be a big man some day, you got mud on your face! You big disgrace! Kickin' your can all over the place, Singin'!"

"WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!" It was Gryfindor, or rather, Muggle-born Gryfindor. They were at it, stomping their feet and clapping their hands. What was going on? We had no idea. 

BOOM! BOOM! CLAP!

BOOM! BOOM! CLAP!

BOOM! BOOM! CLAP!

BOOM! BOOM! CLAP!

"Buddy you're a young man, hard man, shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day!You got blood on your face! You big disgrace! Wavin' your Banner all over the place!"

 It was HERMIONE! She had done a spell to make her voice sound like she was speaking through a mike and was belting out lyrics to some weird, Muggle song even I hadn't heard of.

"WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!" But apparently all of them had.

"SINGIN'!"

"WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!"

BOOM! BOOM! CLAP!

BOOM! BOOM! CLAP!

There was a buzz in the crowd as Gryfindor continued and you could tell Professor Dumbledore was about to say something, probably tell them to stop, when we heard something else.

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"

"WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO?!"

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"

"WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO?!" 

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"

"WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO?!"

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"

Everyone whipped their head around to see Hufflepuff, Muggle-born Hufflepuff, shouting some weird Muggle song that I, again, did not know in response to Gryfindor. The person who led them was a Hufflepuff boy that I did not know the name of. 

"When the party was nice, the party was bumpin'!

"HEY! YIPPIE! YI, YO!"

"And everybody havin' a ball!"

"HAH, HO! YIPPIE! YI, YO!"

"I tell the fellas ', start the name callin', '"  

"YIPPIE! YI, YO!"

"And the girls respond to the call the poor dog show up!"

"HA! HA! HA! HA!"

A Gryfindor chaser, Ella White, flew up next to me.

"Harry? What are they doing?"

"I have no idea."

"And a fabulous performance by the crowd, wow are they-"

"LEE!"

"Sorry Professor."

Ella and I flew over next to our keeper, Ron.

"Soooooooo, what do we do now?" he asked as we approached.

"I guess we keep playing?" And enter the golden snitch, right behind the Hufflepuff keeper's head. "We keep playing!"

And the I was off, zipping unnoticed through the Quidditch field.

"How long they're going to keep this up, not even God knows," Lee continued as he looked down. "Probably until HARRY POTTER HAS THE SNITCH!"

"Excuse me!" I shouted to the Hufflepuff keeper as every head whipped around to see me zoom pass the keeper and, yes you guessed it, grab the snitch.

"230 TO 80! GRYFINDOR WINS! GRYFINDOR! WINS! TAKE THAT HUFFLEPU-"

"LEE! I'm warning you!"

"Sorry, Professor."

A/N: AND DONE! The very, very few of you who have read the Belgariad get the reference. So I apologize deeply for not updating. And surprisingly I have no good excuse for it, unless you count reading other fanfiction as a good excuse. OH WAIT! I was on the PS4 with my little brother. We finally got Minecraft on it and I've been playing like crazy. Anyways, peace out Minions! ~Mags