Has anyone noticed how My Little Pony seems to somehow be gaining popularity lately?... No? Is it just me? Cause I swear Friday Night Funkin' is making everything popular now these days...

Just a question though... WHERE'S MA GODDAMN HELLUVA BOSS MOD FNF!?

A week went by and Minato was on his way back home after another successful mission. It may have had something to do with snapping someone's neck, framing someone's death as suicide, breaking someone's skull open, the works.

As he arrived on his front doorstep, he petted his cat before he entered. As he passed by the Livingroom, he stopped before slowly stepping back, then slowly turning his head to the table. There was a familiar package on the table that he knew all too well.

He looked left and right before running up to the table. He found a note attached. It said 'Don't tell your father' with a winky face on it. Somehow, he had a feeling that it was someone who loved spoiling him rotten.

He took the box to his room, dropping his jacket and sitting on the bed. With a heavy sigh he used his combat knife to cut the tape, then slowly open it. As he looked inside, he smiled brightly before reaching in. And out he pulled were two hidden blades. Equipping them, he tested and, and out came blades that he retracted just as quick. Then he took out a chain attached to a sickle.

"Sweet." He says happily.

"Hey, nice-"

He then screamed as he took out his pistol and shot several rounds behind. He stopped, seeing that his boss had ducked, letting him put several holes in his wall.

"I... BLITZO! What the fuck man!?" He then shouted in anger.

"Yeesh, do you never have the safety on?" Blitzo asked.

"No! And that's besides the point!" Minato yelled, still angry. "Why are you in my house!?"

"What I'm not allowed to be curious of what my employees are doing?"

"Blitzo, what I do outside of work isn't any of your business."

"Ugh, now you sound like Moxxie. She always makes a stink out of it when I watch her."

"Maybe think because of how much of a creepy and hypocrite you are. Look, I love working with you and the others, but I personally would like my own personal time whenever I'm here." He explained before he got up and swung the chain sickle around. "Ya know like, just me time and all that." He says swinging it behind and almost hitting the imp.

"Yeah, uh, that's nice and all, kid. But don't you wanna spend some time with your new family?"

"Family?"

"Uh, yeah. You agreed that when you joined your as was a part of the family."

"I thought that was metaphorically."

"Metaphor Smetaphor. You get the idea."

"I still don't see what that has to do with you invading my personal space."

"Ya know what, let's drop this whole thing about me breaking in and whatever." Blitzo says, as he got off the bed. "What do you say we take those knew doohickies of yours for a spin?"

Minato looked at him, then smiled.

(Later)

The boy stood out in the middle of a random street while the four members of the I.M.P. all sat in their van. Loona was busy doing what she normally does on her phone. Blitzo looked around, confused.

"So, what are we waiting for?" He called out.

"Just watch!" Minato says while swinging his chains.

"... Is he gonna do something?" Moxxie says, confused.

"I have a feeling I know." Loona says, still not looking.

Minato walked around in a circle, waiting for something. After about a minute, he was seen laying on the concert, pinkie in his ear before looking around again. He and the gang were starting to lose patience on whatever was supposed to happen. Then he heard something and got up, looking around, spotting demons starting to appear from the shadows.

"Finally." He says smiling. "Took ya guys long enough. What, were you all stopping at McDonald's or somethin'?" He laughed before sighing. "I miss their fries." He says before picking his chain up. "So, ready to go?" In response, they took out knifes, and other weapons. "Take that as a yes."

And sure enough, the demons all charge before he swung his chain, the sickle slicing the first row in an instant before he pulled it back, catching it. Seeing that, the I.M.P. were awestruck and amazed by his achievement. He then looked back at the other demons, eyes flared up... but instead of attacking, they all decided to be smart for once, dropping their weapons and fleeing the scene.

"Huh?" He says as his eyes returned to normal, watching the last of them leave. "Wait, that's it!? You're done already!? What the fuck happened to the confidence you all had the first..." He counted with his fingers. "Hundred times you tried to skin me alive!?" He yelled out in annoyance.

Looking around, they clearly weren't coming back. One actually did, which brought some relief to his face, that didn't last long as the demon just threw his wallet at him before running away again. He slump his shoulders as he took the wallet, pocketed the money, and tossed it before going back to the van.

"Sorry to disappoint you guys." He sighed.

"Nah, don't think too much about it." Blitzo says while waving his hand.

"Man, they usually try to kill me on the way to work. Hundreds of them."

"Well credit where it's do, they seem to have finally learned their lessons." Moxxie says.

(Later Again)

Minato and Loona went to the bar, to the stools. The boy had his head in his arms on the counter while the hellhound was downing shot after shot. She sighed at him.

"Are you seriously sulking from that?" Loona says.

"... I'm not mad... I'm just disappointed." Minato responded, muffled before he sat up with a groan. "Then again, I guess it wasn't meant to last."

"So? Suck it up. You kill so many other assholes already. That not enough for you?" She says as she took another shot. "Hey, get me something fucking stronger!" She says as she threw her glass at the bartender.

"I guess, but it's honestly just a nice wakeup call, you know? To get be psyched up and all that." He tells her as she started drinking again. "Yeah, it's not a big deal, I get it. It's just the thrill is all. It's honestly something I never got when I was alive."

"Really? That boring up on Earth and all that shit?"

"Yeah, a lot more." He says as the hellhound was downing her next drink. "You know, at least I have you guys to turn to."

"Yep." He heard a hiccup. "Fucking shame, but... family and all that shit." She says, slurring her words.

"You seriously already drunk?" He says.

She stared off with a pause before slowly turning to face him. "No." She says before hiccupping again before finishing her drink.

Minato sighed. There goes his captive audience for the night. Then he saw a glass slide in front of him. He turned in the direction it came from and saw a familiar succubus popstar giving him a smirk.

"Didn't expect to see you here." He says.

"I know." Verosika says as she sits next to him. "Nice to see you again, Minato. Having a good day so far?"

"It's been mainly boring." He says, before looking at the drunk hellhound. "For the most part."

"Right." She says before putting her elbow on the counter. "I didn't think you'd actually be able to settle down in Hell so easily."

"Oh, it wasn't easy. But I'm not just some simple human." He tells her with a smirk that made her blush.

"Well, that part is quite obvious." She giggled before she scooched closer. "Though, surely Blitz-O is troublesome, isn't he? I highly doubt he isn't."

"Oh he is. I can still recall the several times he's invaded my privacy."

(Flashback 1)

"Minato, can you get the butter." Maria asked.

"Sure mom." Minato says as he goes to the fridge and opens it.

"Spoiler alert!" Blitzo yelled from out of the fridge as he dropped melted butter onto the floor. "The butter is spoiled." He then popped out with a smile.

... Then he sent crashing out the window.

(Flashback 2)

Minato was sleeping before opening his eyes to a purring sound, seeing the taller imp just above him, staring deep into his eyes.

"Whatcha dreaming about?" He says quietly.

... Then got sent crashing out the window.

(Flashback 3)

Minato was running to the bathroom, having eaten one too many of something, or maybe food poisoning or something. He entered, pulled his pants down and sat on the toilet. Before he looked at the empty rack.

"NO! No! No!" He cried before slumping. "You got to be kidding me."

"Need more-"

He didn't hear the rest before-

And in the now destroyed bathroom that had green flames in some spots as Minato was still letting out number two with some flames being seen before he finally was done.

He then slowly turned to the sot covered Blitzo who looked back at him. Then he took the toilet paper from his hand.

"Thank you." He says as the imp smirked.

(Flashbacks over)

"That time I was actually grateful." Minato says as Verosika laughed.

"I knew he hadn't changed." She says.

"Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha! So fuckin funny." Loona drunkly says.

"That being said, he still does get on my nerves sometimes." The boy says.

"Exactly." The succubus says before once again getting closer. "You know, my offer is still on the table. You can still reconsider."

"Sorry, but again, I can't accept. I was born to be a killer, and I am one till the end."

Verosika looked disappointed by his answer, but didn't give up. "Guess I can't change your mind. Though..." She then says as she made her fingers walk up from his bicep. "I'm sure you would've made for a nice guard."

The boy blushed and looked away. "Look, you seem pretty nice and all, but when I say that I've made up my mind, I've made up my mind." He says while brushing her hand off. "Besides, you're probably just doing this to get me away from Blitzo."

"Well, part of me does kinda want that yes, but to be honest, that doesn't mean we can't make it work." She says before putting her arm around her shoulders. "If you want to take it slow, I can go slow. But I can also get down and dirty early if you wish." She then traced his chest through his jacket.

His face became redder as she was now just inches from his face. He could feel her breathing on him, unable to break eye contact. That was before he was yanked back, out of her grip.

"Back off!" Loona yelled as she held him against her chest. "He said no, you got that, betch? Now fugg off already!" Her words slurred, indicating she was still drunk.

Minato was only held below her chin, but her grip loosened a bit and his head was now on top of her fluffy cleavage which made him even more embarrassed. Verosika looked disappointed before shrugging.

"Fine." She says before taking the drink she slid to him and holding it in front of him, shaking it a bit.

"No thanks. I'm not old enough anyway." He tells her with a hand up.

"How old are you?"

"About, seventeen."

"Sevente-" She looked a bit surprised. "I mean, I knew you were young, but I expected you to be twenty or something."

"Is it that big of a surprise?"

"I guess not. But it doesn't mean you can't at least try it."

"S-Sorry. I heard of what this stuff can do to fish on Earth and... uh, really thanks, but I can't."

Verosika sighed. "Understandable." She says before downing the drink then wiping her lip. "If you don't want to join me, you don't have to. It doesn't matter to me." She got up then leaned down to his face again before kissing him on the cheek, then got up. "But just so you know, if you ever want someone to talk to, I'll make some free time." She then smiled. "That is if you want anyway."

She finished before she strutted away as Loona growled at her. He stared for a bit, still with a red face. Then he looked up to the drunk hellhound who was still clutching him close to her. He didn't think she would be acting this clingy, especially since this was out of character for her as a whole. Then again, it could be just the alcohol just making her do this. 

Sadly though, the last thing he needed was for Blitzo to be worried about his daughter getting hurt, and you needed to get her home. Throwing some money on the counter, he got up and threw her arm around his shoulder, helping her walk out of the bar.

"Y-You know... I... oh fuck." Loona says as she almost tripped over her own feet several times.

"Hey, hey, easy there. Easy." Minato tells her before she started to feel him up.

"Ooh, I can feel those muscles on that... hot as fuck bod." She blurted out.

'Okay, maybe I should've kept an eye on how much she was drinking.' He thought before turning a corner. "Alright, just a little farther."

"I'm serious. You're so-" She burped before huffing. "Shame that sexy bod of yours has to be hidden under that..." She burped again before gripping his coat. "I mean, do you need this thing closed all the time?"

"Yeah, yeah, that's great." The boy says while patting her back.

Minato quickly got Loona in her house before laying her on the couch. He went to the kitchen, thankfully finding some medicine in the cabinet, taking it to her with a cup of water. After getting her to take some, he made sure she was comfortable and went to the kitchen to put the medicine away.

He found a note attached to the fridge and read it. 'Hey Loonie, I'm not gonna be home tonight. Stolas wants me over for you-know-what. I'll be back by tomorrow. Make sure the house doesn't blow up while I'm gone, or whatever shit.'

The hellhound was passed out on the couch. Well, it's probably not the first time she's been alone, then again she was drunk. The boy still had some moral not to leave her by herself and if Blitzo found out he had left her on her own in such a condition, he'd probably be dead.

"Hey! Fuckboy!" She called out harshly. Guess she wasn't passed out. "Get me to my own fucking bed!"

He stared at her before sighing then made his way over to her, helping her to her feet. He could swear he felt her took a long whiff from his neck as she had her arms around his shoulders. Whatever, he led her to her room and stopped at the entrance. Yep, just as he thought, it was full of goth and emo shit.

No use gawking, he took her to the bed and laid her down. However, as he tried to pull away, she kept her arms around him like a vice grip. He had to squeeze out of her and step back as he was sure now that she was unconscious.

With a sigh, he took off his coat and laid it on the ground as a makeshift pillow, then rested his head on it... but that wasn't the best idea as it wasn't soft. He sure as hell wasn't gonna spend the night on the floor if it was like this.

Minato decided to go and take the cushions from the couch and laying them on the hellhound's floor for a makeshift bed. He decided to use his coat as a blanket. With one more glance at Loona, he closed his eyes and was out like a light.

To be continued...