Yeah, I know you guys are dying for another lemon, and don't worry becau-WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! Pull your pants back up! This isn't a lemon chapter!

God, you guys are thirsty AF... but then again, I don't exactly blame you for being so... especially since even some of the guys can get ya acting up-

Anyway, the OC x Hazbin Hotel story is probably not gonna get updated as much, mostly because I wanna build on this story a bit more before going any further on the other.

Just wanna make this clear again, both 'Just Cashing in a Favor' and 'Murder Runs in the Family' are taking place in the same universe with different protags. Just to make that clear again.

(Kirigaya Mansion)

"HE BROKE HOW MANY RIBS!?" Verosika's voice was practically shrill.

"Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, it ain't that bad." He tells her.

"Not that bad!? How many do you usually break during work!?"

"Trust me, you do not want the answer to that question." Yamato says while standing up from his son's bed. "He was... far more reckless when we were alive."

"Yeah, I think it's best we keep that to ourselves." Maria says as well.

Yeah, our protagonist was in bed, shirtless with his abdomen and shoulder wrapped in bandages. And of course, his two girlfriends along with his parents, and Stolas was there with his daughter, the prince doing the medical work.

"Oh, my fucking Asmodeus." Verosika groans while rubbing her face.

"Well, if it makes things a little better, he appears to be recovering rather quickly." Stolas explains while standing up. "Obviously, not immediately, but much quicker than the average human or demon anyway."

"Is that because he's a sinner or something?" Octavia asked.

"It could be. However, he also technically isn't an ordinary sinner, if that wasn't obvious enough."

"Oh no, that definitely wasn't obvious." Loona says sarcastically.

"None the less, he will surely be fully recovered... rather quickly. I don't know how long, but quickly." Stolas, reassuring them.

"Well, that's as good as anything." Yamato says.

"What about his eyes?" Maria asked. "Are they gonna get better?"

"Hmmm, well..." Stolas says before looking at the boy. "As I've stated previously, human sinners are still something that's been unheard of before Minato came about. I cannot say what will come of his eyes. How long are they usually like that?"

"I mean, they usually change to this whenever I'm angry or... sometimes I do it on command for my other powers, but it's only for like a few seconds." The boy explained.

"Any longer?"

"No."

"Okay, well are they hurting by any chance?"

"Again, no. I just... can't turn them off for some reason."

"I see. One more question, has something like this happened before?"

"Again, no."

"Alright, I just wanna make sure." Stolas says before going over to the other father. "I'll try to look through my library and grimoire, but I cannot promise that I'll find any answer or solution."

"Anything is good enough." Yamato says, getting a nod in return.

"Take care now. Octavia."

Octavia looked down for a moment. "Can I stay a little longer, dad?"

He saw her face and nodded. "Very well. I'll be outside." He left the room.

"So, what are you gonna do now? You're not gonna go back to... ya know, going to 'work' right now, are you?" Octavia asked.

"Nah, don't worry. I've got a week off so... I think I'm just gonna take it easy." Minato says.

"Uh, yeah. That's probably for the best." Loona says. "Hopefully... and I really mean hopefully, we don't have to deal with another one of these for a while this time." She says before looking back and forth. "Seriously, are there any more fuckshits that have it out for you that are still alive?"

"Uh... *Mouth farting*... Maybe?... hopefully not." He says while avoiding eye contact.

"Minato." She says with a harsh glare.

"Okay, look, I'm assassin right now, I was in my previous life, my family was literally part of the Yakuza. Of course, I have a lot of enemies. Some that are probably dead, most I don't remember." He says while laying back.

"Goddammit, what was I expecting?"

"Me neither." Verosika sighs before she got on the bed. "But at least I can have you here so we can... catch up. ~" She says while dragging a finger down his chest.

"Ahem." Maria cleared her throat. "Can you not seduce my son right in front of us?"

"Sorry!" Verosika quickly says while moving away from the boy.

"Okay, visiting hours are over. Come on, everyone out." Yamato says.

"What!?" Octavia and Loona whined.

"Oh, come on! I was just teasing." Verosika also whined.

"No buts! Unless it's yours out the door." The man says.

The girls all groaned in annoyance but couldn't argue.

"See you around, babe." Verosika says while giving him kiss before getting up.

"Have fun doing... whatever." Loona says while walking by.

Octavia followed, stopping for a second and looking back at the boy. "I hope you get better soon."

"Thanks. I'll try to clear my schedule for ya." Minato says as she smiled before continuing leaving.

Yamato then moved closer to his son. "So... did you actually take care of him?"

Minato stared at him for a moment before glancing away for a second. "Yeah, I'm sure."

The man's eyebrows furrowed before closing his eyes and nodded before standing up. "Alright. I'm proud." He says as the boy smiles. "Get some rest now."

"For both of our sakes and yours." Maria then says while leaning down and kissing his forehead.

"Thanks." The boy says.

They left the room leaving the boy to himself... and Squirts who curled up beside him. He pets the cats head before leaning his head back on the pillow.

He was glad that he was able to finally be rid of the man who killed his parents, and hopefully not think about him anymore. Although, it did keep him wondering if there was anyone else, he had forgotten. Someone who might've been as vengeful or more out there that would be out for him. Hopefully that wouldn't happen... at least, not any time soon.

Then he took out his phone and used the reflection as a mirror. His eyes were still glowing bright red and green as he sighed and put the phone down.

"Maybe this won't be such a bad thing." He says before looking at his hand.

A wonder came to mind, and he focused intently and just like that, fur appeared on the back of his hand as his fingernails turned into black claws, he swore his hand also grew a bit. He hummed in curiosity before he started changing it back and forth between normal and claws, having a bit of fun.

"Neat." He says before looking at his other hand, doing the same thing. "Nice. Wonder what else I can do."

Then another thought came to mind. It was those hellhounds he saw in his hallucination. Originally believing it to just be a drug trip, he started to wonder if it really was that. They seemed too... put together to just be some hallucinations. And with this new ability he suddenly got, maybe...

"I need to ask those guys something about this." He says to himself.

(Meanwhile)

Stolas was in the living room, talking with Yamato and Maria. Octavia was waiting in the hallway since her dad was her only way to get back home, the only other ones in there being Minato's two other girlfriends who were talking about their own thing.

"I know they said he was gonna be alright, but it hasn't been that long since he last got injured. And knowing how busted the fuck up he got this time-" Verosika was saying.

"Yeah, yeah. Can you quit bitching already?" Loona says. "You decided to fuck an assassin, you shouldn't be that surprised when something like this happens."

"Yeah, but I deserve to be worried."

"And ya think I'm not? I ain't the one complaining about the work he does."

"Oh, this coming from the dog that has to complain about everything?"

"Hey, watch it." The hellhound says with a growl.

"Uh, excuse me..." Octavia says getting their attention. "C-Can I... ask you something?"

They looked at her before looking at each other. "Go on." The succubus tells her.

"... Right, uh... you two know Minato the most. Is there... anything you can tell me or... I guess teach me?"

"Hon, like I said, you don't need to worry about-"

"No, I don't mean like on dates, I mean..." The owl girl says while biting her lip... I mean she doesn't have lips or... teeth so whatever is similar. "Ya know uh... oh god..."

"What? What is it?" Loona asked, getting impatient.

"... Like for..." She paused again in annoyance. "... Private... times..."

The two then looked dumbfounded by her response, looking at each other before looking back at her. She blushed and stepped back again biting her lip-or beak or whatever.

"... Give us a second, sweetie." Verosika says before turning the hellhound around with her and whispered. "Thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Uh, no. I'm not a whore who thinks about sex twenty-four seven." Loona tells him.

"Okay, can you not say something discriminatory about succubi?" The succubus says while lightly smacking her. "Come on, she's already part of the group. Maybe we can help teach her a thing or two to keep him pleased."

"So not only are we sharing him like a dildo, but we're also gonna open a Sex Ed class." Loona says before getting another light smack.

"Just shut up." While they were talking, the owl girl noticed a woman run by them. "Come on, you know it's probably gonna be inevitable. He will sleep with this girl at some point."

"Okay, I hate that you are probably right about this." Loona says as Octavia tried to say something. "Fine, but if her squawking parents come at me, I swear, I'm fucking dragging you down with me."

"You can give me hellbies for all I can." Verosika says back before they stopped and turned back to the owl girl. "So, you wish to know how to satisfy Minato, correct?"

(Meanwhile)

Minato was relaxing in his room, tossing around a fireball he had created, not a care in the world. Then his door slammed open, startling him and causing him the fumble before catching the ball and making it disappear.

"Does no one know how to knock-!? Melissa?" He says, calming down before he was suddenly embraced by the aforementioned sinner.

For those who haven't read the previous chapter, it's Mayberry.

"Minato thank goodness you're okay!" She says frantically while hugging him as he grunted a bit. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I-I just-"

"Okay, okay! Calm down!" He says as she pulled away from him before rubbing his shoulder. "Did... did you hear about...?"

"I... don't know the details, but I told you were hurt, that you broke some ribs. I got worried so I rushed here as quickly as I could-"

"Okay, okay, breathe! Breathe!" He tells her as she stopped and quickly caught her breath.

"Sorry... I just got worried you know."

"Yeah, I'm kinda glad that you think that way about me." He tells her while scratching the back of his head.

She sighed in relief, then looked back at his shirtless, bandaged body. A tint of red crossed her face as the boy chuckled.

"See something you like?" He jokingly said.

"Uh, no... I was... uh..." Melissa shook her head before looking back at him. "I... to uh..." She then looked up at his eyes and noticed them.

"Yeah, I know, my eyes are a bit wonky at the moment. They're fine otherwise."

"Are you sure?"

"Totally. Gonna take a while to adjust if they stay like this."

"Excuse me, Mel..." The woman jumped as she looked at the doorway and saw Maria looking through. "I'm just gonna put your suitcase in your room. Do you want me to empty it?"

Melissa looked back and forth between the other woman and her son. "I-I can take care of emptying it... thank you."

"Alright. Don't... do anything immodest while we're still here."

"... Y-You don't have to worry, mom." Minato says before his mother closed the door and he looked at the woman. "... I-I'm sorry, are you... staying here for a bit or...?" He asked and she just looked down blushing. "Wait, hold on, you're moving in?"

"I-I hope you don't mind, I..." Melissa stuttered a bit. "I just feel safer when I'm here. Jarold found out where I used to live and unfortunately there aren't any places I can go that he can't possibly not follow me back to."

"That asshole still won't give up? Doesn't he have the whore he cheated with in this place?"

"Oh, you'd think. Turns out he can't because she had a husband when she was alive and when she was fucking him."

"A cheater fucking a cheater... eh, I've already lost faith in humanity."

"So, guess we're gonna be seeing each other a lot more often."

"Well, my week's long vacation might just be a little better."

The comment made Melissa smile while blushing. The boy simply chuckled, only thinking of how interesting things were gonna get now that they had a new roommate.

(The next day)

Minato groaned as his ears were suddenly ringing... or rather, buzzing. His eyes started to flutter as they opened, his vision being a bit blurry until he blinked for a second. Being greeted with a familiar face above him.

"Morning, hotstuff." Bee says while floating above his bed.

"... B-Bee, good to... see you." He says caught off guard. "In my room... in my house... which I never told you where."

"Never underestimate the Queen Bee, baby." She says while cupping his cheeks for a moment. "Thought I'd check by and I gotta say, I was not expecting you to have such a big place."

"Eh, it's actually my parents' place." He says before looking at her weirdly. "I know it's a little weird, but-"

"Nah, nah, it's cool. I ain't one to judge. Family is family, right?" She laughed before laying right beside him, just about against him with her arms behind her head and upper back. "So, seems like..." She then looked at his bandaged torso. "Work's probably been eventful."

"Trust me, you don't wanna know the half of it. This ain't much of a big deal though."

"Well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't like what I was looking at. ~" Bee says while looking down at his sixpack and arms which weren't covered.

"Yeah, they're surprisingly one of the things that didn't get busted up during one of my missions." He laughed before his pet cat popped out from the covers. "And this little guy somehow."

"Aw, cute." The hellhound says while petting the cat's head. "What's his name?"

"Squirts. Got him not long after getting the job." Minato says as the cat was picked up by the hound. "Not much to say other than he's apparently just about indestructible... because he was in my coat while I was getting my ass beat."

"That is... honestly scary to think about."

"Yeah, but I should be up and good before the party."

"Good to know." She says before leaning in, putting two arms around his shoulder and waist. "Then be ready for one of the biggest parties of your life. And maybe I'll have a special experience for you, big boy. ~" She then says while dragging a finger down his jaw.

"Hehe, look forward to it."

"You are adorable." She giggled before creating a cone of cotton candy. "Want some?" 

"For breakfast?"

"Yeah, why not?"

He just shrugged, taking a piece before hearing his phone ring. "Sorry, gotta get that."

"No prob."

He ate his piece before taking out his phone and answering. "Hey, Mills, is there something you need?"

"Heya, Mito. Nothing big really." Millie says as Bee takes a bite out of the cotton candy. "I just have a small request."

"Alright, lay it on me." The boy says while having another piece.

"Ya know how my family kinda lost some help on the farm because of... a certain bitch."

"Ugh, yeah." He says under his breath while Bee noticed and frowned at.

"Yeah, I was kinda hoping you wouldn't mind maybe heading over there at some point."

"What? Why me?"

"Well, they seemed to like you when you came by. Plus... you seem to like my sister."

"Millie, it was one time." He groaned.

"I'm just joking, hun. Seriously though, I just figured maybe you could drop by and help'em out. Once or twice maybe? I know you're probably still ya know, recovering after what happened, but this won't be a problem for ya, will it?"

"Eh... I'll see if I can fit it in my schedule."

"Thank you. Maybe you could also drop by me and Mox's place for a small visit?"

"Again, I'll keep that noted."

"Thanks a bunch? Take care now." Millie says before hanging up.

"Right." He says, about to put the phone down.

He stopped he saw his reflection in the screen. It was hard, but he could see that his eyes had gone back to normal now. This made him a little relieved as he put his phone down as he was wondering why the hellhound next to him didn't question about his eyes being different till now. Saved him the headache of having to explain it.

"Hey, uh, you okay?" Bee says as she makes the cotton candy disappear.

"Huh? Yeah, why?" He asked, puzzled.

"It's just... when you were talking to your friend, you kinda got upset."

"It's not a big deal. Nothing really important."

"Are you sure? It doesn't seem like that." She asked as he looked away to try and avoid the subject, she moved a bit to be in front of him. "Hey, I can taste the flavor of people and ya know, like to get high off it from how good it usually feels. But I'm not getting too much of good vibe from the way you were just now."

"I... uh..." He groans. "Okay, yeah, there was this one woman that I thought was cool, but she constantly insulted one of my coworkers."

"Oh damn."

"And then tried to kill us."

Bee slightly flinched hearing that. She stared at him with a bit of grimace, thinking of her next move.

"Yeah, I kinda forgot about it until my coworker brought it up just now." Minato tells her.

"Got it... well... uh..." Bee tried to think of something to say. "Well, how about you tell me about your last mission?"

"Well, it was actually not that exciting pretty boring... But then that changed when we got into a bit of a scuffle with some agent guys." He says with a smile.

"Oh, really?" She asked, interested.

"Yeah, and then I got to meet my parents' murderer who beat me, and I managed to beat the shit out of him, before ripping one side of his jaw off, then ripping his heart out before stuffing it in his mouth and then POPPING HIS MOTHERFUCKING HEAD!" He screamed the last part out, huffing before calming down instantly and sighing. "So yeah, fun times."

He laughed to himself before looking up. His smile faded as the hound was looking at him like he was deranged. Seeing her, he felt awkward now and scratched the back of his head.

"Shit, sorry. I didn't mean to ruin the mood." He tells her quickly.

"... It's... cool. Uh, everyone has their own form of enjoyment I guess." She says while nervously laughing.

"I mean, it's not the only thing I do for fun."

"Seriously, it's fine. Don't let it get to you, baby." Bee says while putting a hand on his chest. "Like I said, I'm not one to judge. You do you."

"Okay, not to sound like a broken record, but again, it's not a big deal." Minato says before lying back against his pillow. "Right now, I'm just trying to figure out what else to add to my bucket list for my week off."

She looked at him, then smirked. "Well, maybe I can help with that. ~"

She then got on top of him, her upper arms on his collarbone while her lower hands were just on either side of his waist. She leaned in close to him, causing his face to turn read as his eyes darted back and forth, which she enjoyed seeing.

"Open wide." She then says while lifting a piece of cotton candy up.

Minato looked back and forth between her and the dessert before going along with it. He opened his mouth and allowed her to place it on his tongue, feeling it start to melt slightly. However, she grabbed his jaw with one of her lower arms to keep him from closing, then in a swift motion put her mouth over his.

He was taken aback for a moment but didn't stop and kissed back. She wrapped all four arms around him as they rested their bodies pressing against each other, the boy feeling her fur through her revealing clothing. Her tongue explored his mouth, the melted dessert going into both of their mouths.

Even with his experience, if there was one thing he could conclude, this girl knew how kiss. She was easily able to dominate him, struggling to even fight her tongue. Well, that probably also because he was also struggling to stop the blood from rushing to his crotch.

After a second, she stopped and pulled away, leaving a string of saliva connecting their lips. Minato was the only one of them panting for air as he looked up at her, seeing her smile down at him. He then felt her lower arms touch his chest and drag them down to his abdomen. He knew what she was implying and was-

*AHEM!*

They froze with wide eyes before turning the doorway, seeing Yamato standing there with a disapproving look on his face.

'Oh, you've got to be kidding me.' The boy thought to himself. "H-Hi, dad."

"... Morning, Minato." The man says.

"That's your dad?" Bee asked, getting a nod in return. "Damn, I can see where you got your good looks from." She says as the boy looked at her baffled.

"Ma'am, if you don't mind." The man says.

"Right, uh... see you around good looking." She says while booping the boy's nose as she flew up. "Have a good week."

"You too." Minato says before she disappeared from sight.

Minato sat there, staring at the sparks left behind. Then he turned to his father, who was looking very much annoyed. Looking back and forth, he scratched the back of his head.

"So, uh dad... I know what it looks like, but..."

"So, you are in pain and still have enough energy to sleep around with other girls before breakfast huh?"

"Okay, just for the record, I'm technically an adult, you old hag." He then says as the man's eye twitched in response. "I wasn't doing anything, but even then, you and mom are always all over each other and loud enough for the next city over to hear. So I don't-" He starts to say before his dad raised his hand up. "W-What are you doing-?" A belt then materialized out of nowhere and his eyes widened. "Wait..." Yamato then rose it up. "WAIT! NO! NO! NO! DAD-DON'T-!"

(Kitchen)

Maria was cooking while Melissa was preparing coffee, before there was a sudden boom as the house shook, causing the latter to jump being startled while the former hardly flinched as she looked up. The booming would continue every three seconds with the occasional yell of the young Kirigaya.

"DAD! I'M SORRY I SAID THAT-AGH! DAD PLEASE! I'M SORRY-AAAHHHH!" His screams of pain could be heard loud and clear.

"NEVER EVER SPEAK LIKE THAT TO YOUR PARENTS AGAIN!" Yamato yelled back.

"DAD I WON'T DO IT I SWEAR-AHH!"

"TALK TO ME LIKE THAT WHEN YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF-!"

"Sounds like our little man finally pushed him to his limit." Maria says.

"Should... shouldn't you... do something about that?" Melissa asked.

"FUCK! I'M SUPPOSED TO-AHA-OW! RECOVERING!"

"Yeah, I'm gonna get to that."

The woman then left the kitchen upstairs, her son's screams of pains still going on. Melissa stared before taking off her glasses and putting her hands on her face.

"What did I get myself into?"

To be continued...

Yeah, short chapter. Hope you enjoyed.