Mayberry is gonna be called Melissa in this fanfic or... Mel just so that she actually has a first name. Also, because I find it stupid that her husband got to have a name told but she didn't.

Also, while I was searching, I found out that Zamination actually used Mayberry in one of their Fazbear and Friend's animations and... well, let's just say I'm not necessarily a fan of this channel for... some reasons. Poppy Playtime is neat though.

Also, NO Martha is not hotter.

(???'s P.O.V.)

"Ugh... wha... What the fuck?" 

What is this, where am I? Why... why can't I see anything? Why can't I move?

"Relax, relax."

What? Who is that?

"Kirigaya? Yagami?"

"It's neither, now calm down."

"How the fuck am I supposed to calm down!? Who the fuck are you?"

"Look, you wanna find this Minato kid, you gotta work with us here."

They know that brat?

"How? TELL ME!"

"Can I get your damn eyes working before ya act like a rapid animal?"

Get my eyes working? What is this guy talking about.

"Told you he'd be a pain."

Is that someone else?

"Okay, stop fucking with me. Who's there?"

"Just a second just close your eyes." I didn't understand it, but I did what they said. "Now look, you got caught up in a building blowing up and... you got pretty beat bad. I'm surprised you're still alive."

"What happened after that?"

"Well, long story short, we had to amputate your arms and eyes."

"WHAT!?"

"Easy. Just keep your eyes closed for a little longer... and then slowly open them."

I did what he said. When I opened my eyes, I was able to make out the shape of a guy leaning over some light and bitch next to him. Something felt off.

"Well, how's ya vision?" The guy asked.

"I can... see you, but... it's blurry."

"That's just your new eyes needing a moment to adjust. We'll get your new arms set in just a moment." The woman says.

"Who... who are you?"

"We're gonna be asking the questions here. Mr. Matsuki."

Melissa gasped as she woke up. Her eyes were wide as she looked around. She found herself nude in bed, confused for a moment before looking down. She was on top of a naked Minato who was holding her as if she was his lover, his now flaccid shaft under her entrance which was currently leaking.

She slowly lifted herself up and looked at his sleeping face. Then memories of last night came to her and she covered her face before groaning to herself.

'I actually did it.' She thought to herself. 'I actually... Oh fuck.' She put her hand on her forehead while sighing. 'Well, done Melissa. Sleeping with someone this young. Especially the son of the... woman who owns you now-Oh fuck, fuck! I'm dead. I'm so dead.' She thinks as her eyes widened.

Then she heard a groan, looking back at his face, seeing the boy starting to wake up. He looked into her eyes as the first thing he saw that morning.

"Morning." He tells her.

"... M-Morning." She says back.

They didn't move for another minute before getting up. Minato was up and starting to get dressed while Melissa was sitting on the edge of the bed, rubbing the back of her neck. He noticed as he pulled his pants up.

"So, how're you holding up?" He asked.

"Well, I feel better."

"You sure? You don't sound like it."

"It's just that... I'm..."

"If you're worried about my parents-"

"It's not that. I know it doesn't matter what I do down here, I'm already dead so nothing will matter, but knowing that... I-I mean, you're young enough to be my student."

"I'm not... okay I am technically seventeen, but-"

"Holy fuck."

"Still, it's not really that big of a deal."

"B-But even so, I hardly know you, we just met yesterday, I... A-Are we just... Are we...?" Melissa says, starting to get flustered.

"A thing? Well..." Minato thought for a second. "I mean, we could, but... I'd probably have to talk with the others?"

"O-Others?"

"... okay, long story short, I kinda have a bit of an... open relationship-Oh god, that sounded less awkward in my head."

"... Oh."

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make this weird, or... make it seem like I'm some horny sex maniac."

"No that's fine, but after the sex part..."

Minato only nodded before Melissa stood up while putting on her glasses and bend down to pull her panties up while he looked away, mostly so that he didn't pitch a tent while looking.

"Do you mind helping me with this." Melissa asked, getting the boy's attention as she held her bra up.

"Sure." He stepped up to help her.

"Uh, so is there like... anything else to know... 'open relationship'?"

He paused for a moment before closing the clasp on her bra. "Not really, but... things just happen."

"Then do you think that maybe I could... ya know?"

She seemed even more nervous than before. Minato simply shook his head before turning her around, catching her off guard as he took her by the waist and pulled her into a kiss. It lasted for a second before he pulled away and looked at her with a smile.

"Yeah, you're free to join."

She stared at him with wide eyes, face slowly turning red. She brushed some hair behind her and smile back, then turned away in embarrassment. They separated to get fully dressed while she had time to think, not expecting to- 

Okay, I feel like I'm writing in circles and repeating myself here. Let's just get to the next scene.

Once dressed, they left the room. Gave each other one more glance before walking down the hall. At the top of stairs, Minato slid down the rail and hopped onto the wall before doing a flip onto the living room floor, Melissa just walking down them normally as the boy turned to his father.

"Okay, what got you all happy this morning?" Yamato asked with a small chuckle while poking his head out of the kitchen.

"Eh, just in a good mood." Minato says. "What're we having?"

"Curry. Just get the table ready. Ms. Mayberry uh... just make yourself at home." His father says.

"Sweet."

The boy then went to get his task done, Melissa heading over to the couch and sitting down before sighing. Then the boy's mother came and sat next to her.

"Are you feeling better?"

"Better. Feel, safer anyway." She answers before looking away shamefully.

"Good to know." Maria says back... being asking. "So, how was my son?" And the smaller woman's eyes shot wide open. "Did he treat you well?"

Melissa was frozen in place before slowly turning to nervously look at the woman. "Y-You know?"

"Of course I do. You two weren't exactly quiet last night." Maria whispers before quietly giggling.

"Y-You... Y-You're not... y-you're not m-mad?"

"No, not at all. It's... uh... has he told you about his... what's the word? Relationship status?"

"... Yes..."

"And you're okay with it?"

"... Mmhmm."

"Hon, there's no need to be nervous."

"Wait, you're okay with this?"

"Well, it is a little odd, yes. But it's perfectly fine. He's his own man now."

Melissa stared at her before looking forward. She had nothing left to say at that moment.

Breakfast came and went, nothing special or worth noting. In the middle of it, Minato heard honking outside and quickly scarfed down his meal before rushing to the window then heading for the stairs.

"So, do you think you can get back home from here?" Maria asked.

"I think I can handle walking back home now. Least I can... protect myself." Melissa says while conquering a flame.

Minato walked down the stairs to his front door and opened it, Loona on the front steps. "Sup."

"Hey, you're here early." He says to her.

"Yeah, well, Blitzo wants us to get an early start today, so he dragged my ass out of bed." She says while pointing back at the van where there was more honking. "WE'RE COMING! Fuck."

"Yeesh, guess it was a 'ruf-"

"Don't! Okay, I've had enough of those... What is she doing here?" Loona then points behind him.

He rose a brow before he turned around and saw Melissa walking down the stairs. Then he realized something. He did not talk with his other girlfriends about this, about her.

"Hello. It's nice to see you again." Melissa says.

"Hi... Minato." Loona says with a glare.

"Uh... l-let's talk in the car." The boy laughed nervously.

(Later on)

When they arrived at the building. Moxxie and Millie were already waiting inside, getting a little frisky before the door opened.

"Hey, just cause Mito fucked in here doesn't mean you guys get to! I've got enough of that shit already." Blitzo says while walking by as Loona stomped by with her arms crossed, fuming.

Minato walked in, holding Squirts with his face bloodied up with scratch marks. "Hi."

"What happened to you?" Millie asked with concern.

The boy looked at the hellhound who plopped down at her desk and pulled her phone out. "Let's not talk about it."

(Later again)

"Okay, so what do we need to know about this target?" Blitzo asked while sitting in his office chair.

"Targets actually." A floating skull with floating hands tells him and pants. "They all live close by. These is the guys you're looking for." He then threw a picture on his desk. "Yeah, I might've fucked their sister, but so what? That doesn't give them the right to kill me. That whore literally begged me for it."

"We get it. That's still kinda a big ask." Minato says.

"Yeah, sorry boney, but unless ya can afford the extra-" Blitzo says before the skull just casually drops money into his hands. "Ooh! We'll take it!"

"Okay, anything else we need to know?" Minato asks, getting a headshake. "Then we can take it no problem."

"Good. Get every single one of those assholes, I don't care what you have to do. Can I trust you with that?" The skull tells them.

"Trust us?" The boy chuckled before pulling out his sickles. "As if you need to ask."

(Later again on Earth... How many times are we gonna do this?)

As long as you still have a work here, now shut up and do your job.

(Ugh, I knew I should've gone to work for Good_Dragon_King-)

What was that?

(Uh-)

What was that? Huh!?

(Nothing, nothing)

Care to repeat that?

(N-No sir)

Nah, come on, say it again.

(No, I-I think I'm good)

Yeah, that's what I thought, ya fucking moron bitch.

"Blitzo, are you sure this is the right place?" Moxxie says while looking around on a tall building, on Minato's shoulders with binoculars.

"Of course, this is the right fucking place, Moxxie. God, can you not doubt me for a minute." Blitzo says over the phone.

"Can you give her a break, already." Minato says. "It's not exactly easy to see with how fucking empty this side of the city is." He says before changing his eyes.

"Yeah, I can see that, Mito. Me and Mills and ain't seeing shit from here, either." 

"Wait, wait! I can see someone!" Moxxie says.

"Really? Is it one of them?" Minato asked.

"Yeah, it looks like it. Two of them."

"Good. Now go get him then." Blitzo says.

"Will do, sir." Moxxie says as the boy hung up and put the phone away. "Hopefully this doesn't take long. Considering how long it took to find just two."

"Hey, we've dealt with worse. I'm sure we'll have this done and over with quick." Minato says.

"Yeah, hopefully." The imp says before sliding down to his back and pointing. "Now giddy up."

He nodded before he started running off in the direction she pointed, hopping off buildings while doing so as the imp clung to him. He landed in front of one building, watching their targets enter the building in the alley. Looking back and forth, he stepped into the alley and walked up to the door.

Moxxie leaned off his shoulder about to get down... before the door slammed open right into them.

"HAHA! I know right!" Two men laughed as they walked out with smoke bellowing out.

As the door slowly closed, the two assassins opened their eyes before they went wide as they found their lips had connected from the impact. They pulled away while looking at each other with blushing faces. Moxxie's was harder to tell since her skin was red as she turned away, flustered.

"I mean... that was a little hot, was it?" Minato asked jokingly.

"... Y-Yes?" She says, still flustered.

"Surprise your horns didn't get fucked up." He then picks her up and puts her down. "Now come on. Let's get these assholes."

She nodded as he went to the door and opened it, avoiding the smoke bellowing out. The two looked at each other before the imp reached into their backpack and pulled out two gas masks. They nodded, strapped them on, and went inside.

As we go up the building, the inside of one window being stained with blood. Then we reach the top of the building where the two walked out, one holding a bloody knife before they took off the gasmasks.

"See? Easy as shit." Minato chuckles.

"Uh-huh." Moxxie says while cleaning the knife. "I've never seen so much smoke before."

"Yeah, surprised they weren't already dead before we came in."

The imp climbed onto his back before running and hopping to the next building. After hopping a few buildings, they spotted Blitzo and Millie tossing bodies off one of them. He landed next to them.

"Didja get the guys?" The taller imp asked.

"Yep." Minato sent him a pic from his phone. "Just sent a picture."

"Alright, good. Now Millie, go with Mito. Mox, you're coming with me."

They didn't question it. Just nodded and Millie hopped onto the boy's shoulders before they split up. Minato landed on a different building and looked around.

"See anything, Mills?" He asked while looking around.

"Still looking." She responded back.

While, looking, her thighs slightly squished against his cheeks. "Hey, mind being a little careful?"

"What? Don't you like it? ~" She then says while looking down flirtatiously.

"I mean, I don't mind, but can't work with my neck snapped, can we?"

"No, I suppose not." Minato just chuckled as she looked back through the binoculars. "Found'em." She pointed at three guys and a woman chuckling as they entered another building. "Giddy up now, suga!"

He nodded and took off, using his chain sickle to swing off a lamppost. They easily snuck in, the small imp moving down to his back as he traveled through the vents.

"And did you see the way he looked before he stopped moving?" They heard the woman say as they stopped and saw them all in a room, all sitting on couches.

"Yeah, that fucker thought he could come in here and fuck our baby sister and get away with it. What a fucking stupid idiot." One of the guys asked as they were drinking.

"Hoo, let me tell ya-" The other says as the two assassins looked at each other before rolling their eyes and continued. "That stupid fucking idiot should've learned his place. Now he's rotting wherever the fuck he is."

"Yeah, what a fucking-" The first guy said before a knife was thrown into his head and he fell to the ground.

"HOLY SHIT!" The woman screamed.

"What the fu-" The other guy says before he was shot right between his eyes and also fell to the ground.

"Alright." Minato says as he walks up while clicking his pistol and aiming it at her head as Millie walked up with after pulling the knife out of the other guy's head. "Got any last words?"

"Uh, uh..." The woman says trying to think of something. "I'll suck your di-"

Before the trigger could be pulled, Millie practically tackled her and started stabbing the absolute shit out of her head. Minato looked a little freaked out and almost concerned, taking a step back.

"Uh... Millie... you good?" He asked as she gave the woman a few more stabs.

"..." She huffed for a second... then turned around with a smile. "Yep, all good."

He sighed. "Needed to let out some energy, huh?"

"A little bit."

"Yeah." He then looked at their mostly blooded up-selves. "I think that counts a job well done."

"Well, no kidding." She laughed before hopping into his arms ready to climb onto his back but stopped. "Hold up." She then started sniffing.

"What? What's up?"

She kept sniffing which made him wonder what she was doing. Then her... invisible nose? Nostrils? Went to his lips before her eyes widened.

"Hold on, now. Were you swappin' spit with mah wife?" She says with a furrowed brow.

"Uh, I... It was just a minor accident-"

"Without me?"

"... Wha-"

Before Minato could say something, Millie just about tackled him, lips locked and causing him to crash on the floor, in the puddle of blood. She kept going on top of him, hips rose and shaking with her tail as the boy could be heard letting out muffled gags with the sounds of slashing saliva followed by gurgling noises.

After a bit, Millie got up and sighed.

"Phew! Okay, now I got it all out." She says with a bright smile.

"T-That's not..." Minato coughed. "I don't think that's what 'tongue in throat' means." He says in a raspy tone while raising a finger up.

"Well, maybe that's because you ain't had one from a real woman before. ~" She says back to him in a suggestive tone while her tail rattled.

"Okay." He coughed before getting up with her clinging to him. "Time and place, Millie." He then says as she giggled.

(Later... last time I swear)

"Here we go." Blitzo says as he finished tying the body bag as Minato landed next to them. "Oh, you're back. Woah, you two clearly got busy."

"Yeah. Ya got the pics I sent?" Minato asked at the imp hopped off him.

"Yep, and the best part? This is the last one. This was fucking easy as shit. So, let's get going." The taller imp says while kicking the body bag off the side of the building causing to crash into the dumpster, a cat screaming in the process. They jumped down afterward as he went to the dumpster. "Alright, shut up, everyone. We can't be seen." He then slammed it shut before slipping and falling into more garbage.

"Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest." Moxxie points out.

"I said shut your dick sucking lips, Moxxie!" Blitzo then quietly yelled as the portal opened up.

"Some things never change." Minato says as he and Millie went through, greeting the hellhound and a familiar cat. "Hey, Squirts. Missed me?" He says while picking it up.

"We might need to replace the floor." Loona says.

"Oh shit, did he-?"

"Yep."

"Ugh, been trying to get him to control that."

"GET DOWN!"

He turned to the portal and ducked just a net flew past his head. He looked back and saw a guy with sunglasses in the distance holding the thing that fired the net, before a blonde woman landed in front of the portal, blocking the other two imps off.

"LOONA! CLOSE IT!" Blitzo called out.

"Wait, no!" Millie yelled before the portal was closed. "NO!"

She screamed and started punching at the wall over and over again before she stopped and sobbed as she slumped to the floor. Loona was taken aback as she looked where the portal was in shock. Minato looked no different as he put a hand on his head.

"Oh, no..."

To be continued...

Y'all know what's coming next.