Chapter 17: The Harvest Moon Festival P1

Okay, I think I'm safe now that I got away from that guy... Anyway, new chapter-

Rick: BITCH! I WANT MY MONEY!

OH FUCK!!!











Minato was sitting on the couch of his living room, twiddling his thumbs out of sheer nervousness. He looked up at his father who stared at him with a blank expression. His mother was behind him looking not so different.

It had been a few days after the recent mission, the boy having time off to recover and as of current day, he had finished explaining how his relationships worked. With that, Yamato sighed before rubbing his face.

"Are you... are you mad?" Minato asks, worried.

"No, we're not mad, nor or are we disappointed." His father tells him. "Listen, even if we did have some control over this situation, we wouldn't do anything to stop you."

"Really?"

"It's not that big of a deal really... unless you're doing this with strangers."

"Definitely not."

"Okay, good to know."

"It's just shocking to know this is actually a thing you're going through with." Maria tells him. "I always figured you'd meet only with one person."

"I figured as much. You're really not mad?" Minato asked.

"No, we were purely more annoyed that you didn't tell us sooner." Yamato says.

"Can you blame me? I wasn't expecting you to actually be okay with it." Minato states.

"Surprising, yes. Not okay, no. Hell, we would've accepted if you told us you were gay." Maria says.

"Wait, what?"

"... We would've accepted whatever sexuality you were?"

"What your mother is trying to say is that no matter what you are, you'll always be our son. And also, you're about to be an adult soon." His father says.

"..." Minato stared for a moment in thought. "I don't say this often, but you are the best parents ever."

Yamato smiled. "Thank you, my son."

"Imagine what your brother would think if he heard about this." Maria jokingly says.

"Yeah... hopefully next time we meet him his head doesn't explode." The boy says while scratching the back of his neck.

"It does bring up another question. That hellhound and succubus, are they... the only ones in this whole relationship of yours?" Yamato then asked.

"Well... uh... um..." Minato trailed off before clearing his throat and looking to the side. "I... there... might be more?"

"... How many more?"

"Well, just two more, but... I don't know."

"Easy now. It's just out of curiosity. Though, maybe try not to lose track."

"Again, good to know."

The boy looked away, a bit embarrassed. He still remembered a couple of days ago he had talked to his girlfriends about the M&M's.

(Flashback)

"FUCKING WHAT!?" Loona shouts from the bedroom.

"Yeah, I was expecting that reaction." Minato says with a small eyeroll.

"You cannot be serious. You really want those short stacks to join?" She says in annoyance.

"I-I don't know. I figured I could give them a chance."

"I kinda find it funny and hot that you seduced them. A married couple at that. You are one lucky boy. ~" Verosika says while brushing a finger across his jaw.

"Don't fucking encourage this!" Loona yelled.

"Oh, come on. There's no need to make a fuss."

"I agreed to share him with you. We didn't say anything about adding anymore."

"Well, considering the circumstances, we can't necessarily control everything he does."

"You know, we don't have to go through with this. I don't think they'd mind if they didn't join." Minato explains.

"Oh, I'm perfectly fine with it. Let them join." Verosika says, casually.

"I'm not! I am not gonna fucking share him with anymore bitches!" Loona shouts while leaning in, her breast fur pressing against the boy's face.

"Well, I'm sorry dear. What happens, happens."

"This isn't something that 'happens', whore!"

They kept bickering while the boy was between them, their breasts pressing against either side of his face. At least there was something he could enjoy.

(Flashback Over)

They were bickering between each other the whole morning and haven't talked since. Minato figured they might need a little time before they start talking again, but he didn't exactly get to a conclusion just yet.

Then he heard his phone go off before answering it. "Hello, Boss."

"Hey, Mito. How would you like to-"

"Hold that thought." Minato says before pulling out his gun and firing upwards.

"HOLY SHIT!" Blitzo then fell from the ceiling, then looked up at him in anger. "THE FUCK!? You tryin' to kill me!?"

"Nah, missfired on purpose."

"You again? Why are you still breaking into our house?" Yamato says in annoyance.

"Details aren't important. Can I finish what I was saying earlier?" Blitzo says before clearing his throat and looking back at the boy. "I wanted to know if you wanted to go to the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?"

"I'm sorry, what?" Minato asked.

"Yeah, there's apparently some event that the imps celebrate in Wrath. All I know about that ring is Millie is from there and it's full of inbred chuckle fucks. You wanna go or not?"

"I mean, I guess."

"Great, cause Stolas is giving us special access. Might as well put it to good use."

"Sweet. Hopefully it's not a waste of time. See ya then." Blitzo then casually walks out.

"Stop breaking into our house!" Yamato yelled in annoyance as the door closed.

(Day of the event)

The crew were in the van and were driving through the Wrath Ring. Everyone was wearing different outfits that were more country styled, all except for our little human who the only thing that seemed different was the fingerless gloves. He was sitting just behind the M&M's, Moxxie looking nervous while Millie was rubbing her back.

"So I take it this Harvest Moon Festival is a big deal for you?" Minato said with a smirk.

"Hell yeah it is! It's one of the best times of the year." Millie says.

"Yeah, I guess it's fine or whatever." Blitzo says while rolling his eyes.

"Don't sound so excited for someone who dressed up for the occasion, boss." The boy says.

"And what about you? Never change clothes?"

"Uh, I did change." Minato then opened his coat revealing a plaid button up in place of his muscle shirt.

"Is that really all you did?" Loona asked.

"What were you expecting? A full-blown cowboy outfit with hat and boots? I didn't want to dress in anything flashy. Not like a lot of other stories out there."

No disrespect to those who write reader stories.

"Fair enough." Moxxie then says.

"Here we are." Blitzo then says.

The boy looked out the windshield, seeing them driving into a place called the 'Rough n' Tumbleweed Ranch'. He smirked in interest before looking forward and spotting an imp couple, one who waved to them. Once the van stopped, Millie then excitedly got out and skipped over.

"Mama! Daddy!" She says while running up to the bulky imp and jumping into his arms.

"Yeehaw!" He says before ruffling her hair. "How's my deadly little pumpkin spice doin'?"

"Those are her parents?" Minato says, surprised.

"Yep, t-that's them. They own the farms here." Moxxie says before nervously getting out.

"Have you met them before?" The boy says while following her out.

"Once... I don't want to talk about it."

"Gotcha." He says as she pulled out a suitcase that fell to the ground immediately. "Need help with that?"

"I got it." She tells him as she tried picking it up, only for it to drag on the ground.

"Anyway, y'all remember my wife Moxxie." Millie then came in and pushed said imp in front of her parents who snarled upon looking at her.

"Oh boy, I already see where this is going." Minato says.

"Get ready for some drama." Loona says while looking at her phone.

"Greetings, Lin! Joe! How have you been, uh, with all the... flaming twisters and stuff around here?" Moxxie says.

"We lost our old farm hand to on of hem terrors last week." Joe tells her.

"Oh crumbs. My bad! I am so sorry. I-I didn't mean to open that wound... sir." She nervously says.

"Hey, watch it! I'm the 'Sir' here, bucko!" Blitzo says, offended.

"Oh yeah! Y'all haven't met my boss Blitzo! And his hellhound!" Millie then says.

"I'm not just his hellhound." Loona says.

"Yeah, she's my daughter!" Blitzo says while pulling her close to him.

"Only on paper." She says as the imp lets go of her. "Y'all don't deserve to know my name." She then took out her phone to do... whatever.

"Anyway." Blitzo shoves Moxxie out of the way. "It's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory that popped out this little gem of an assassin." He then elbowed Millie. "You two raised a sturdy bitch!"

"Ha, that we did." Joe says casually. "So.....Blitzo is it? Heh heh. That a fine name."

"It reminds me of war." Lin then says with her hands together.

"Nothing like a little war to make a strong man!"

"I like you people." Blitzo says with a wide grin.

'Are they gonna ignore the fact that they just called them a sperm and egg factory and their daughter a bitch?' Minato thought to himself.

"Y'know... more battles were won by technological advances in warfare" Moxxie started to ramble. "I've researched the history of weaponry extensively, and it's inspiring how for example, the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of Hell's combative-" She was cut off when she saw her wife doing the cutting gesture. "I mean... War fun!"

"Guns get the job done... but a man ain't nothing if he can't tear the head off a hellish beast with only his bare hands!" Joe says while pounding his fist into his palm.

"Well, ya ain't wrong about that." Minato says, catching their attention. "But I still prefer guns from time to time."

"Holy shit, I didn't even see ya there, uh..." The imp started to say before squinting a bit. "W-What are you exactly?"

"Right, uh, this is the coworker I told you about, Mito." Millie then proudly announces.

"It's actually Minato." The boy corrects her.

"Oh, right, heh... the 'human' you sent us letters about." Lin says before looking at the boy. "So, that's what a human looks like? To be honest, I was expecting worse."

"Oh yeah, totally. I'm just your everyday assassin." He says with a shrug. "But yeah, sometimes I prefer guns. Most times I like to give them a good beating with these hands." He then makes a fist motion.

"Haha, I like this kid already." Joe says with a smile.

"Feelings mutual."

"Speaking of strong hands, Y'all should meet our newest help. Oi, Strika!" He calls out.

Then the sounds of rapid clops of hooves before a flaming horse leaps one of the fences. The Horse rears up while neighing, a tall beige imp in full cowboy getup tipped her hat.

"Well, howdy!"

'Damn...' Minato thinks to himself while staring a bit.

"Oh, lookie here." The imp says while hopping down from the horse. "You must be the famous Mildred. Heard some good things about ya from your folks little lady." She winked before putting a straw of wheat in her mouth, Millie laughing awkwardly before shaking her hand. "What brings ya so far out from imp city? Free working not doing too much lately?

"Oh no freelance isn't free. It's uh-Nevermind." Millie realized her mistake. "We're just visiting for the festival. The prince is the bosses BOOOOOYFRIEEEEEEND! ~" She then says in an overexaggerated tone.

"Millie, I am not not above hitting a female in front of her daddy." Blitzo says in annoyance.

"Oh, so you're the bold imp that started his own killin' bizz." Strika then says to the other imp.

"Yeah, well when you're good at something you should probably capitalize."

"Not many imps start businesses on their own. That's pretty impressive, sir." She continued with another wink.

"Oh! Yeah? It is I-I... Guess-I guess it is, isn't it?"

"Heard you also conned a ditzy blueblood to get to the surface. That correct?" She asked while shaking his hand.

"Well, it's long and complicated, but the short answer is yes. But he's not like, you know-We're- We're not, like... We're not doing it... We-W What's betw-It's a transactional fucking, you see." Blitzo stuttered a bit as the M&M's were holding in laughter behind him.

"Well, it must've worked out. Guessing that's how 'he' is here." She then referred to the human boy.

"Uh, actually-"

"Kinda, yeah. Happy to be a part of the crew." Minato then says while holding his hand out.

"I see." Strika then shook his hand. "And you are, hon?"

"Minato, assassin from Earth."

"Gotta say, wasn't expecting to see a human down here. And you say you were an assassin on Earth?"

"Hey, what can I say? I'm good at killing so like the big man says, probably just capitalize on it."

"Not bad." She then says before walking up and beside him. "Ya know, I heard humans were too cowardly to kill."

"Oh, they are. Not me though. My family live for it."

"Interesting." She then says with a glint in her eyes.

"Ya know, you boys should try your luck in the pain games." Joe then says.

"I heard games!" Blitzo says excitedly while scuttling over. "What games? I'm in!" 

"Every Harvest Festival, there's a competition to be the roughest, toughest bastard in Wrath!" Lin tells him while pumping her fists.

"You don't say." Minato says, interested.

"Yeah, wish I could play." Millie says before pouting.

"Millie, you know you get to carry away." Lin says while walking up to her. "The last competition ended in fifteen separate funerals."

"I'm Aware, but I only caused nine of them! How come Sallie May still get to compete?"

"You sister doesn't have a neighborhood head count."

"She so does!"

"It doesn't count I they don't find the bodyyy!" An imp presumed to be Millie's sister tauntingly says while walking by, carrying a body bag while a smaller imp behind carries another body.

Minato stared for a moment, catching her winking at him which made him blush a bit. 'Damn, why does everyone in Millie's family look hot?'

"Hey!"

"Huh!?" He jumped when Loona just appeared beside him.

"I can see you staring." She says with a small growl.

"Staring? I wasn't staring."

"I know you were."

"I wasn't."

"Still, you get to root for her and your brothers, and now you can cheer on your boss and your... human friend. Sorry, what was your name again? Mito?" Lin says.

Minato looked slightly annoyed. "... Sure... it's Mito." He says while looking away. 'I hate that I'm getting used to that name.'

"Ya know, she can also cheer for me." Moxxie speaks up before Joe broke out into laughter.

"Wait, you?" He says.

"Yeah, I can compete, can't I?" She said back before Lin elbowed her in the stomach and she stumbled back while squeaking in pain.

"Sorry girl, but I don't think sensitive pain types would last very long in the games. Heck, even Mito might last longer than you." Joe continued on.

"The hell does that imply?" Minato says, still somewhat annoyed.

"I was born here too." Moxxie says before putting on an accent. "I have some fight in me."

"Huh. Well then, little fella..." Striker says before pointing over at two hogs over the fence. "Why don't you and your human pal help me wrangle one o' them hogs for dinner?"

"Simple. Watch me!" She was about to reach in for her weapon.

"Ah-ah. With these." The taller imp tossed her a rope and a special kind of knife. "Bullets won't work on its shell. You gotta get underneath and pry it open."

"Right... Right, I... I definitely knew that." Moxxie says nervously.

"Now, just remember." Blitzo says while getting behind Moxxie. "Your rep with the in-laws is on the line here! SO, no pressure at all, you totally will not make an ass of yourself in front of everyone important in your life. Go get'em tiger." He then shoved her over to the fence.

"Oh..."

"Hey, quit being hard on her already." Minato says.

"I'm just motivating her ass. Is that wrong?" Blitzo simply says.

"Bet she won't make it within-" Joe started to say.

"Oh, come on, really?"

"It's fine." Moxxie says before going to the fence.

"Moxxie it's fine, you don't have to do this." Millie tried to say.

"Oh, she so does. Kick its ass, Moxxie! Yeah!" Blitzo cheered.

Moxxie gets in the pen and approached the sleeping hog. Without hesitation, she jumped and got on its back while wrapping the rope around its neck and yanking it up. She then reeled her arm with the knife back and swing it down... but it bounced off the shell.

With that, the hog then freaked out and started flailing about as the imp struggled to stay on.

"FUCK YEAH, MOXXIE! Ride it, Moxxie!" Blitzo screamed out as the hog started running around. "Make it that bitch you won't call back in the morning!"

"This is fucking beautiful." Loona says as she records the whole thing.

Strika knocked Moxxie off the hog before driving the knife under its shell and killed it instantly.

"OW!" The smaller imp says before rubbing her neck.

"Don't worry, little one." Strika says with the rattle of her tail. "You never stood a chance." She then walked by with a smug grin.

"Mox, you good?" Minato ran up.

"Yeah, I'm-AGH!" Moxxie started as the boy knelt beside her.

"Hey, take it easy." He says before picking her up and walking to the fence.

"Minato, you're sweet, but I'm fine." The imp says as she was handed to Millie.

"Just listen to me. Okay?" The boy tells her which caused her to blush a bit.

"Hey, human! You're up next." Strika called out while jerking her thumb at the other hog. "Let's see if you can at least last longer."

"Don't move too much." He says before getting up and walking over to Blitzo as Millie cared for her wife. "Mind holding this?" He then took off his coat.

"Wha-uh? Sure?" Blitzo says as he takes the coat.

"Good luck, babe." Loona whispered to him.

He winked at her before catching the knife and rope as the hellhound started recording.

Minato approached the hog with confidence. He swung the rope around then threw it around the giant pig's neck, causing it to squeal and start flailing its forelegs. He chuckled as he yanked it closer before driving the blade under its shell, splattering its blood.

"YEAH! Show that fucker who's boss!" Blitzo cheered on.

Minato twisted the knife to make it go deeper, however, the hog flailed about, smacking its head into his, making him lose focus before it tackled him, causing him to duck and roll to his feet. Strika say and was getting ready to jump in.

The hog was doing the thing where one of its legs dug at the ground, preparing to charge, knife still in its body. The boy glared at it before wiping his face before pulling off his shirt and tossing it to the side.

The sight of his build caused the girls to gawk at him. Even Blitzo was caught staring a bit.

"Alright, you little shit. Come at me!" Minato says while motioning with his hands.

The hog screeched and charged at him. All he did was hold his hands out and caught the beast in his arms, skitting back a bit while putting it in a headlock. It flailed, hitting him in the face once again, but he didn't let it get advantage of him again.

His eyes changed to red and green as he grabbed the knife and twisted it again and made a cut, then he dug his fingers into the cut and pulled. And just like that, he twisted its head, snapping its neck, before pulling and ripping its head clean off, blood spraying on him and the dirt. That was not something that the watchers were expecting.

Minato dropped the two peoples of the hog, huffing for a moment before wiping his brow, causing some blood to stain his forehead. As he opens his eyes which had turned back to normal before looking at the two pieces before shaking his head.

"That was fucking awesome!" Blitzo yelled.

"Good job, Mito!" Millie called out as well.

Sallie May who was also watching purred a bit at the sight. Lin shook her head to avoid getting caught staring. Loona was replaying the part of her video where he took off his shirt while her tail was wagging... which she quickly grabbed to stop.

"Ha, look at that. That was great, kiddo!" Joe called out as well.

"Shit, got carried away again." Minato muttered to himself before dragging the body along. "Alright, got ya another hog."

"... uh..." Strika shook her blush off before clearing her throat. "Right, not bad, stud. Guess you ain't just talk." She says as he walks over while picking up his shirt.

"Like I said, just built different."

"I see. Well, why don't you and the boss man help me and the men skin these things for dinner?"

"Oh, I am always down to skin the manly meat with the manly men." Blitzo happily says.

"That's what she said." Loona says while following Strika

"What who said?..." Blitzo says while looking around. "Wait what bitch is talking shit about me!?" He screamed before going along with them.

"I'll catch up with you guys." Minato says while putting his shirt back on before kneeling down to the M&M couple. "You doing good?"

"Yes, again, I'm doing fine." Moxxie tells him.

"Don't let that get to you." Millie tried to reassure her wife as well. "You don't need my parents to respect you. They will eventually."

"No they won't." Sallie May decided to put her two sense in which made her sister growl at her. "What? I'm right ain't I?"

"Ignore her. Like I said though, Mox, you should take it easy. You might still be a little banged up from our last mission." Minato tried to help as well.

"Oh, I'm entering those games." Moxxie says with a determined look on her face.

Millie sighed while rubbing her arm as the boy shook his head.

"Hoowwww-" Sallie started up again. "Pissed would you be if I... bet on him dying?"

"C-Can you just... shut the fuck up. Please." Minato says out of annoyance, only getting her to shrug before walking off.

(Next scene)

Minato had joined with the men in skinning the hog. Millie seemed to have three brothers, including the little one he saw earlier. He dropped the hog he got on a vacant table.

"Don't need help with that?" Strika says while walking by.

"Please, I got this." He explained before taking the knife she gave him and made quick incisions, cutting into its skin like it was nothing.

"Damn, not bad, kiddo." Joe says while patting his back. "How long have you been doing this for?"

"It's not really anything special. I was taught all kinds of tricks when I was little." Minato explained.

"How little exactly?"

"Well, uh..." He hemmed and hawed. "There was this one time when I was five..."

(Flashback, 12 years ago)

"Minato, the foods gonna get cold!" An alive and younger Maria called.

"Coming!" A five-year-old Minato yelled before getting his airplane off a tree branch starting to climb down the tree he was on.

"Told him not to throw it too high." A younger Satoshi says while playing with his food before looking out and jumping. "Oh, shit. Minato, get over here, right now!" He quickly called.

Minato seemed puzzled by what his brother was saying as he got down from the tree. He then turned to the nearby water and saw a crocodile slowly raising out of the water. The rest of the family saw and looked worried.

"Holy crap. Minato! Listen to your brother!" Yamato called.

"What? You're scared of this?" The boy says before whistling at the animal.

"Minato, this isn't a joke! Get away from that thing!" Yamato says while drawing a shotgun, only to find it unloaded. "Shit." He quickly reached for the ammo while Satoshi reached for his katana.

"It's not gonna hurt anyone. Come here!" Minato continued to call as the crocodile got closer. "Haha, cute little guy." He says while holding a finger out... and it chomped at his finger. "MOTHERFU-"

(Cut to the kitchen)

Minato drops the dead and skinned crocodile on the table. "Noboby bites a Kirigaya, dammit!" He then pulled out a cleaver and swung it down.

(Flashback Over)

"I don't take shit from no one, even from these things." Minato says before casually going back to skinning.

"You don't say." Strika says with a rattle of her tail.

'How the hell is her tail rattling?' The boy thought to himself.

"Yeah, he's a real tough bastard!" Blitzo called out before going back to his own business.

"Yeah... shame Millie went with that wimp." Joe muttered the last part under his breath.

Minato heard and glared at him. He just huffed before going back to his work. He wasn't exactly getting the best impression from Millie's family, especially because they kept bashing Moxxie. They seemed a lot more stingy than he expected, but decided not to focus on that right now, only thinking of what these 'pain' games were gonna be like.

To be continued...
















Ow... fuck...

Rick: Yeah, not so *BURP!* tough now, huh? Should've given me my money.

Morty: Rick was that really necessary-

Rick: Morty, shut up, alright. This *BURP!* dumbass should've known his place. Now come on. *Opens portal* We're done here. *Jumps through portal*

Morty: Sorry about this.

Just... get out.

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