(Edited to change Moxxie to a female... that's it)

Today's chapter starts with Yamato relaxing in the Livingroom of his new home in Hell. Sipping some morning tea while flicking through the channels, hearing faint boom which made his head turn for a moment before ignoring it. He found a channel that he was interested in before he heard a slightly louder boom that made him look in the direction of a certain room.

He again ignored it, though was a little aggravated from it. And just as he was about to take another sip, there was a faint explosion as the Livingroom shook fiercely, causing the tea to spill onto him, trailing down his body. He closed his eyes while growling in annoyance before standing up and making his way to the hall.

Another faint explosion that made the place shake occurred before he opened a door and made his way inside. "Minato-" He was interrupted by a flash of green fire as the burning head of a mannequin was seen rolling across the floor.

Looking on from that, he found his son currently slicing up another mannequin into pieces with his combat knife before throwing said weapon into another's face. He then pulled out his pistol and fired at three targets, hitting dead in the center and shattering them.

Then he turned to another mannequin, engulfing his hand in green flames while his eyes changed to green and red before colliding his fist with it, causing it to explode into pieces. He stood up, brushing off his hands before turning to face his father who he just noticed.

"Hey, dad." He says while walking over to him.

"Minato. Morning training?" Yamato asked.

"You bet. I'm getting used to this cool power, it's so awesome!" The boy says while emitting fire from his hands. "I'm sure you could see how powerful it is anyway."

"Well, is that also to show how powerful it is?" The man then points before he looked around the room... seeing that it was filled with the fire created from him.

"... Uh..." Minato says while turning to him. "O-Oops?"

Yamato just shrugged before waving his hand, putting out the fire. "While I admit, I'm happy to see that you are learning to use your powers, maybe you shouldn't use them in the mansion anymore."

"Right, sorry."

As they were talking, the phone ringing caught their attention. "Please be more careful." The man says while they left. Minato sat on the couch and turned the tv up a bit to hear as his father answered the phone. "Hello?"

"Hello, Yamato." The voice on the other side threw him off for a second before regaining composure.

"Prince Stolas. It's an honor-"

"There's no need to be so formal with me."

"Forgive me, sir."

"Again, there isn't a need to be formal. Besides, I'm actually calling about your son?"

Hearing that made him concern as he turned to see the boy. "What of him?"

As they were talking the tv cut whatever was on which confused Minato.

"Hi there, I'm Blitzo. The O is silent and I'm the founder of I.M.P." The screen then showed an imp in a suit with large horns and white on his face revealing a logo with the words I.M.P. and Immediate Murder Professionals below it which caught his attention.

"Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell? Or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?" The little demon kept going as the boy continued watching.

"Nothing to worry about. Just wondering, does he have any hobbies? A job by any means?" Stolas asked over the phone.

"Not really. There isn't many jobs that he can find down here because... well..." Yamato paused, hoping he'd get the hint.

"I think I understand. And I might know a place that'll put his skills to good use."

"What would that be?"

"Well luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world-" The demon then shows a portal being opened which shocked the boy. "We can help you take care of your unfinished business, by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" He then says before backward falling into the portal... then the jingle started.

He only listened to the beginning of the jingle before his thoughts took him away. 'They can go back to Earth?' He then held his chin. 'If I could go back there... then maybe...' He then created fire in his hand. 'Yeah, he wouldn't expect a thing-' Then the memory of getting shot popped up. '... actually, maybe revenge isn't the best idea... but still.'

"I see. But what will they think if they see them." Yamato said through the phone.

"Oh, I'm sure they won't mind. Especially when they see what he can do." Stalos says.

"Hmm... well, anything but staying in this house."

"There we go. I'll talk to them before he gets there if you wish."

"That would be great. Where should I send him?"

(Later on)

Minato had arrived at the building he believed he was meant to be at. Well, if the billboard with poor grammar wasn't a bit of a giveaway, he didn't know what it would be. And as he was entering, the front desk in one of the apartments were already busy.

"Blitzo! He's back!"

"Ugh, come on... yes, Stolas?"

The boy was just entering the elevator while pulling out a chocolate bar.

"Mm hmm... A what now!? Hey, I don't exactly have-... Agh."

Minato watched the number slowly go up as he opened the wrapper.

"Okay, well, can you at least have advanced notice next time? Alright, alright... Yeah, yeah 'more marrier' whatever, see ya."

"What was that about, sir?"

"Well, you guys are not gonna believe this, but we're gonna be getting a new member today!"

"Wait, what!?"

"OOOOOOH! A new member!?"

"You fucking know it!"

"Wait, wait, what is this about?"

"I don't know. Stolas just called and told me that someone's coming to apply for I.M.P."

"Just like that? Wait, who is it?"

"Um... Don't know, don't care. Stolas said he was 'special' or something."

"Did he elaborate?"

"Nope."

"As long as he's not a pain in the ass."

The boy made her way down to a door that had I.M.P. painted on it, taking another bite of his chocolate as he turned to the wide window, not able to see through, though hearing voices on the other side.

"We don't know this guy. What if, I don't know, he escapes into the human world or something?"

"Oh, you worry too much, Mox. If Stolas himself is sending him over, he's probably fine... maybe."

"Ooh, ooh, what does he look like?"

"Like I said several time, I don't know." That specific voice paused after he turned the knob a bit. "Oh, that's probably him! EVERYONE STRAIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!" He heard them say before opening the door, seeing the imp on the TV. "Hello! There and welcome to I.M...P..." He started with a smile before it suddenly faded as he saw the boy.

Minato took a moment to analysis his surroundings. Not only was it just the imp named Blitzo there, but there was also two other smaller imps, one with goat horns and the other having smaller horns that had thin white lines, both having black hair.

Finally, behind the desk there was a hellhound with white hair in goth clothes who's attention was in her cellphone, not even bothering to look up. Well, until she took a little glance that caused her along with the others to stare in shock... then she just went back to her phone.

"... Um." Minato was in thought of what to say next. "Hello-WOAH! WOAH! WOAH!" He jumped as he already got three guns pointed at him, causing him to fall over. "Hey, hey, please put those down-"

"Shut it, kid!" Blitzo says as the approached, him specifically putting his foot on the boy's chest. "Alright, start talking how did you get here and what are you doing here?"

"Chill! Chill! I'm not here to do anything!" The boy says with his arms up. "Look, Stolas sent me here-"

"Wait, wait, wait, Stolas sent you here?" He asked with a raised brow.

"Y-Yes, that's right."

"What?" The white-haired one says, confused.

"Oh, well-" One of the girls says with southern accent and a smile while tossing her gun away. "You must be the new guy then."

"Yeah, that's me." Minato says, arms still raised.

"Wha... what the... you?" Blitzo says, taking his foot off the boy's chest. "No, no, no, there's no way."

"Welp, I'm here." Said boy says while standing up and brushing himself off.

"What he just plucked you from the living world and decided to send your ass here?"

"Actually, he didn't take me from the earth."

"Oh, so you need us to send you back there."

"No, I don't."

"Then why are you here?" The other smaller one asked.

"Duh, I'm here to see if you're hiring."

After he said that, the three stared at him once again, which went on as long as the first time they stared at him. Minato immediately felt uncomfortable and tried to think of something to say.

"You, a human, want to a job here?" He was asked again.

"...Yes?" He replied back.

Blitzo got closer and sniffed a bit. "Hmm, doesn't quite reek of the living world as much. How long have you been down here, kid?"

"Well, about a month since I died."

"You died? But that doesn't make any sense. If you're dead then you should've turned into a demon upon entering Hell." The one with goat horns says again.

"Yeah, my parents thought that was weird too. But I got shot in the head and I have this to prove it." The boy moved his bangs a bit to reveal a scar on his forehead.

"That... is so cool!" Blitzo says with sparkles at first. "So, you're telling the truth in other words."

"I am. My parents died and came here before me and they turned into demons. Why I'm not a demon is something I don't understand myself."

"That is quite the story." The southern one says.

"Okay, but look human or not, we still have things you need for the job. Firstly, since this is a job about killing, you need to be capable of killing." The taller imp says. "And trust me, kid, you need to especially be good at-"

Without letting him finish, Minato whipped out his combat knife and started slashing at and stabbing the air, twirling it around as he tossed it into the air before catching it and creating fire in his other hand, then made a show of revealing the green and red eyes. That made the three imps look in awe by what he just did.

"Allllright, you are good to go!" Blitzo says with a wide smile as the southern girl claps cheerfully. The boy put his weapon away and fire out as the bigger imp shakes his hand. "Nice to meet ya, the name's Blitzo. The O is silent."

"I know, I saw you on TV."

"People actually watch that channel?" The goat-horned one mutters. "Uh, anyways, welcome to the team I guess. My name is Moxxie and this is my wife Millie." She says while gesturing to the other imp.

"Hello!" She says cheerfully while waving.

"And this here, is my dear daughter, Loona!" Blitzo says while going behind the desk and hugging the hellhound tightly.

"Get off!" She says while aggressively shoves him off. "Anyways, human. Look, for stupid work reasons I have to do a dumb interview on you." She then says while pulling out a piece of paper. "Blah, blah, blah... Blah, blah... what's your name?" She asked as the imp stumbled to his feet.

"Okay, well, the name's Minato Kirigaya, nice to meet you all." Minato then says with a smile... then heard a snort come from Millie. "What?"

"S-Sorry, that's just kinda cute." She says.

"What is?"

"That you have 'Kitty' in your name."

"Huh?... Wha-No, no, my last name is not Kittygaya, it's Kirigaya." He tried to correct her.

"... Kittygaya?" Blitzo says, lost.

"No, Kirigaya."

"That's literally, what he just said." Loona says, looking annoyed.

"No, it's not-There's an accent on the R."

"There's no R in 'Kitty'." Moxxie says, puzzled.

"It's not Ki-" Minato put his hands on his face. "Look, I get that it sounds like Kitty, but it's not. C-Can I just spell it out for you?"

"Go ahead." Loona says again.

"Alright, so first name, M-I-N-A-T-O. Minato." He spells his name as she nodded while writing. "Last name, K-I-R-I-G-A-Y-A."

"Uh-huh." She finishes writing. "So, you're Minato No accent Kirigaya."

"No, it's pronounced, Accent Kirigaya. The accent-"

"YOU KNOW WHAT!" Loona then growled and crumbled the paper into a ball before throwing it at him. "WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN NAME!" She shouted before stomping over, shoulder checking Blitzo on her way out, slamming the door hard as everyone stared.

"... Is she gonna be okay?" The boy asked.

"Well..." Moxxie says before there was a crash and car sirens which made their heads turn.

"Yeah, she'll be fine." Millie then says, waving it off.

"Anywho, let's get back to the interview." Blitzo says while casually opening the paper, trying to uncrumple it.

Seeing how casual they acted towards how one of their co-workers freaked out, the boy got a little concern as to what he'd see later on.

"Now that we got your name out of the way..." The taller imp says while whipping the paper a bit. "Let's move on. Now you say you died from a bullet to the head, right?"

"Well, yeah, just like that." Minato says.

"Okay..." The imp says before Loona comes in. "Uh, how about your age?"

"Should've that've come after the name-Uh... well, I'm seventeen."

"Wow, that's quite young for being a murderer." Moxxie says.

"Well, I come from a family of assassins so, this job just seemed perfect for me."

"Thanks for telling me your past hobbies now." Blitzo writes before saying. "Minato... uh, do you go by a shorter name?"

"No, not really."

"Not like a simpler version or something?"

"I don't know how much simpler you can get than Minato."

"Just saying it doesn't really like roll off the tongue. Maybe something like... Mito!"

"Mito?"

"Yeah, short and simple."

"I don't really know about that name."

"What about Toto?" Millie then suggests.

"... Mito it is."

"Great! You're in, kid!" He then just straight up eats the paper.

Seeing such gave Minato and Moxxie disgusted looks while Loona huffs to the side... and Millie was just nonchalant about the sight.

(Some time later)

"Alright kid, this is gonna be your first mission, so you're gonna have to be prepared." Blitzo says while opening the portal. "By the way, probably should've asked this earlier, but what kind of assassin are you?"

"Well, I'm kinda a close combat guy, but I can land some shots at a distance." Minato tells him.

"Alright, then let's see how you lick ass." The man then says as the boy looked at him weirdly.

"The expression is kick ass, sir." Millie says as she and Moxxie jump in.

"Mine's better." The tall imp says before pushing the boy in then jumping in.

After entering, Minato, stumbled to stay on his feet, looking dizzy. "Oh boy."

"Yeah, it a little loopy the first time you do it." Millie tells him.

The boy then shook his head, snapping out of his dizziness before looking around. He was on top of a building with the other three imps as the air blew his hair back a bit. He looked up, the sky was blue and filled with clouds. He looked around, then grunted while shutting his eyes as he accidently looked at the sun.

"You okay?" Moxxie asked.

"Sheesh, thought you knew not to look like that since you're from Earth." Blitzo says.

After rubbing his eyes eyes, a bit of water in them, before looking around again. They were in a town of some sorts that weren't mostly red or a similar color. He looked down and saw people walking down the streets, not animalistic, no horns, red skin or anything.

"Uh, what is he doing?" Blitzo asked.

"Well, he said he hasn't been to Earth in a while. He's probably not used to seeing it." Moxxie tells him.

They watched as Minato stared for a little before the taller imp cleared his throat. "Oh, sorry." He says while coming over. "Are we in America?"

"What do you mean?" Blitzo asked again.

"Ya know, are we in America: the country."

"Eh, we don't really know where we go on Earth. All we do is go to the place where the target is. Don't keep track of where we go or anything."

"Oh, I see."

"You sure, you're good for this? Ya know who you kill could be innocent or not." Moxxie says.

"Eh, in my dad's words 'guilty and innocent isn't our business'." Minato says with a smile.

"Now that's what I like to hear!" Blitzo says before hearing the doorbell chime as they looked down. "Speaking of which, that's probably him right now." They saw a man entering the apartment they're on. "Ready gang?" He then pulled out his flintlock.

In response, the couple responded by taking out knives at the same time, Minato following their example.

It started with them going to the balcony stairs, making their way down to the window. Moxxie looks into the bedroom, looking around before nodding as he opened it. All four snuck in without problem, however the boy accidently put his hand on her keyboard for balance which woke up her computer.

He was about to follow the three, but the screen caught his attention. From what he could see, she was still logged in. Curiosity got the better and he decided to do some snooping, which confused the other three.

"Minato, what are you doing?" Moxxie asked.

"Just checking something out." He tells him while sitting in the chair.

"What?"

"Anything really."

"Mito, if you want to look up porn you don't need a rando's computer. No one in Hell is gonna care." Blitzo says.

"Sir, I'm not looking up porn. I'm just curious. Besides, if we kill this man, he's not gonna be using this, right? Might as well see what he'll be leaving behind."

"He's not wrong." Millie says.

"Okay, but why would you wanna know what's on a stranger's computer?" Moxxie asked.

"I do this with most of my kills. Like I said, they're not gonna be going through this stuff when they're dead so-AHA!" He then jumped back falling out of the seat, groaning in pain.

"What!? What you find!?" Blitzo says as they went to his aid. "What is it-?" He was saying before they heard the sound of a horse.

The sound caused the taller imp to rush over to the screen and watch with his tail wagging. Minato rubbed his head as he sat up with wide eyes.

"One word... horse." He said before the sounds of a woman moaning caught their attention.

"I think we get the idea." Moxxie sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Anything else?"

"I don't think I wanna know."

The two imps felt bad for what he just witnessed. Then they heard the door open as Blitzo quickly paused and turned off the monitor before they hid. Minato and Blitzo in the closet, Moxxie and Millie under the bed.

The man entered the room, was completely oblivious to the open window before sitting on his chair, reaching down, only to see his computer was still on. He scratched his head before he sat up and turned on the monitor.

"What the? Did I leave this on again?" He says before sighing. "Oh well."

He started the video again, and the noises of a horse and woman moaning continued where it left off. Blitzo and Minato looked horrified. As soon as the sound of a zipper was heard-

"No, no, no, I ain't watchin this." The boy says as he pulled out his pistol and shot the man in the head, instantly killing him.

"Oh, thank Satan!" Moxxie called out.

"Good shot, Mito!" Millie says as the four of them got out from their hiding places.

"Oh god, please don't tell me this happens during missions." The boy tells them.

"I mean, sometimes we get targets with porno magazines, but we don't really go snooping around their things." The goat-horned imp tells him.

"Dually noted... dually noted."

They then see Blitzo unplugging the computer before holding it over his head. "I'm taking this with me for... research purposes." He then says before taking out his phone. "Hey, Loonie, the deed's done."

"Ready to be done, sonny?" Millie asked.

"Yeah, I think I am." Minato says.

"Oh, quit being a wuss, Mito. I thought you'd be used to doing this already." The taller imp says as the portal opens up.

"Yeah, well my first 'alive' mission had nothing to do with horse porn." The boy says as they make their way through.

An odd start for this boy, but perhaps a needed one at best. After all, this is only the start of what's to come later on for our little Kirigaya.

To be continued...

Alright, I hope you felt very uncomfortable reading that. 😈

If anyone has a suggestion for the next target, I'm all ears. If you like Minato so far, let me know what you think about him. And if you have any other suggestions, leave them here.