So, I decided to take a break from writing gore chapters and do something funny. So..have these incorrect quotes! 

Only twist: Will not include the dead characters (except Jewel. Yeah, she died, but she became her ghost form. Also, she died in the last chapter)

Inspired by: RedPotato1 (New friend..?)

Will also include my OC's...so..yeah

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Agoti: We can bake cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes

Jewel: Or..maybe 4,000 degrees for one minute!

Agoti: DO IT-

Plague, listening to them: No, please don't-

Agoti, excitedly: EVEN BETTER! 4,000,000 degrees for ONE SECOND!

Jewel, excitedly: FLOOR IT!

Plague, worriedly: YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BURN THE F*CKING HOUSE DOWN!

Agoti: WE'RE GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FREAKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Winter, annoyed: You're gonna kill yourselves making cookies..

Agoti: It's gonna be worth it! Besides, we can eat them!

*silence*

Plague, annoyed: And that's my cue to leave this hell of a room

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Hex, curiously: Hey! Are you guys-

Spirit: Depressed?

Ada (GF): Drained?

Rasazy: Dreading the future?

Kapi: Dying inside?

*silence*

Hex, worriedly: I was gonna ask if you guys were done mourning, but now I'm even MORE concerned...you guys REALLY need a therapist..

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Jewel: Can we haunt each other as ghost?

Tanner/Marie, confused: Jewel...why..?

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*having a game night*

Selever, annoyed: This was a terrible idea

Agoti, tiredly: Yep..

Hex, tiredly: *nods*

*silence*

Spirit, confused: Okay, but WHY did we all agree to this again?

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Hex, curiously: What do you guys regret most?

Marie, sheepishly: That one time I tried to eat nice-smelling soap because Tanner said I couldn't?

Selever, dramatically: Eating two cookies instead of three!

Sunday, tiredly: I have lots, but I'm too sleepy to say one..

Spirit: *casually pulls out phone and shows Hex his list of regrets*

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Cyrix, jokingly: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit!

Static, jokingly: Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad

Hex, jokingly: Philosophy is knowing whether or not that ketchup makes a delicious smoothie!

Spirit, annoyed with their bullsh*t: Common sense is knowing that ketchup will NOT make a delicious smoothie..now, let me sleep in peace

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*at Applebees*

Hex, excitedly: Hello! Welcome, fair customer! We serve apples..and we serve bees. Pick wisely!

Selever, confusedly: Wait, bees?

Agoti, giving him a serious glare: He has chosen bees..

*rushes to get the bee jar*

Selever, nervously: WAIT, NO-

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Spirit, trying to hide his depression: Hey..is there a SMART way to die..?

Winter, concerned: Uh..I think? Why are you asking me?

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*the boys being crackheads*

Selever, jokingly: She was poetry..but he couldn't read!

Hex, cutting in: His name was Nathan, he's nineteen-

Agoti, confused: Uh..his parents built a strange machine?

Cyrix, joining in a joking manner: Watching the scene..the dancing queen

Ada, out of nowhere: AYYY! MACARENA!

*silence*

Spirit, sarcastically and slowly clapping his hands: Great job..everyone 

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Cyrix, in a joking manner: Oh, look Static! We're under a mistletoe!

Static, confused: That's...not a mistletoe, Cyrix

*later that night*

Cyrix: *wheezing*

Static, an angry and flustered mess: YOU LITTLE B*TCH! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH ME?!

Hex, casually eating popcorn: He meant in a joking manner..?

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QT, curiously: What's it like dating Mr. Tabi?

Agoti: One time, I asked him for orange juice knowing he was mad..he brought me a cup and a peeled orange and said "Make it yourself.."

*silence*

Agoti, dreamily: I loved him~

KB, inside QT: Okay, but that funny tho-

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Winter: I am the most responsible of the group

Memory, concerned: You set our oven on fire once..

Winter: And I take full responsibility on that!

Plague, annoyed but trying to hide it: Babe..that's not how it works..

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Bob, concerned: Spirit? Why are you sad?

Spirit, in a low mumble: No reason. Now, go hang out with Bosip..

Bob, sternly: Okay, but not after you tell me why you're sad.

Spirit: Huh? Oh, there are LOADS of reasons. I just can't choose one at the moment..

Bob, slightly sad: O-oh...

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*during lunch*

Hex, calmly: *taps table*

Cyrix, also calm: *taps back*

Selever, confused: What the f*ck are they doing?

Kapi, casually drinking Coke: They're doing Morse code

Hex: *nervously taps table*

Cyrix, angered: WHAT WAS THAT?!
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Spirit: I might be antisocial and unattractive..

*silence*

Jewel, confused: And?

Spirit: Huh? Oh, that's all

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Winter, in a joking flirty manner: Nice hands, Plague~!

Plague, confused: Uh..th-thanks?

Winter, seductively: Bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

Memory, angrily bursting in: NOPE! NO! DO THAT ON YOUR OWN TIME! WHEN WE'RE NOT AROUND A BUNCH OF TEENS AND KIDS!

Plague, still confused:...?

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Distorted! Cherry: Plague? Why did you put a big carrot in a bag of baby ones?

Plague, casually: Well, they need adult supervision

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Selever, casually trying to hide he did something wrong: I don't know what I did..but, I know that I'm doing an 'excellent' job!

Kapi, concerned: Sel..the kitchen is on fire..

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Sunday, concerned: Why is there blood everywhere?

Distorted! Cherry: I poked somebody with a knife!

Hex, shocked: YOU WHAT?!

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Marie: Don't correct me!

Tanner: Well, then don't screw up

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Ada: Exercise is good for you!

*literally 20 minutes later*

Ada, confused: Kapi, you can't plank and play with slime for a full hour..

Kapi, breathing slightly fast while trying to control his tics: Oh yeah? Watch me..

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Distorted! Cherry: How come when I have fun it's always wrong?

Plague: People DIE when you have 'fun'

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*just for this one, pretend that Monika is alive*

Spirit: Monika, name a more iconic duo than my fear and depression

Monika, cheerfully: You and I!

Spirit, tearing up:....Wow...

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Marie, quietly: You're so nice, I wanna kiss you..

Jewel, not hearing: What?

Marie, nervously: I SAID IF YOU DIE I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!

*not a ship*

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