Episode 4: Glitches

Uzi's Room....

It was very silent, with the only noises being the Peaceful Sounds of N's Happy sleeping.

Uzi was also asleep, but she's So Emo that you can barely hear her "breathing" in her sleep. I say "Breathing" because, well, you know.

It's been 2 or 3 days since The Fight With M, and no one has Seen V.... Besides N who Has Answered her Video calls from the Landing pod.

Uzi Wakes up at the Fresh Hour of 2:30 in the fucking morning. Because as we all know, That is the only Acceptable Time to wake up. She sees N sleeping with an adorable smile on his face. And Laying next to him is V's Pet sentinel Sparky.

Uzi walks into the living room to s-

???: Hello Uzi!

Uzi Jumps and stands in defense at the voice.

Uzi: Who are y....... You?

She noticed that the voice belonged To a Human.

Uzi: A Human?

???: I've heard quite a lot about y-

Uzi takes Out her Railgun and aims it at The Human's Head.

Uzi: Railgun 2.5. 16 times the power of the first one and faster Recharge time Jackass!

The human however seemed Unfazed by Uzi's Railgun.

???: Listen Shortie-

Uzi Fires the Railgun, Shooting the wall right next to him with a Gigantic blast. The Railgun recharges almost instantly.

Uzi: Wanna call me that again? Huh?!

The Human just Simply Pushes The Railgun and gets up.

Uzi: Wait... Why aren't you wearing a space Suit? Wouldn't you already be dead by now?

Lucius: My Technology is Pretty Advanced for this type of environment.

Khan: Uzi! I see you're up early. Hehe. Uzi, I'd like you to Meet Lucius Rüdiger.

Uzi: Well he's still a Human and I want to Waste him!

Lucius: You're playing a Dangerous game you shouldn't be Playing right now!

Uzi: Oh Yeah, And What exactly is your Pathetic ass gonna d-

They get interrupted by The Happy Voice of N.

N: Ahh good morning Sparky.

Lucius: N?

N walks out of Uzi's Room and sees Lucius Standing there.

N: Lucius 😀

Uzi: Hold on, you know each other?

N: Know Each Other? Uzi, Lucius here Used to visit the Elliot Mansion all the time. Oh, Lucius, Sorry. I'd like you to meet UzI Doorman, My Girlfriend 😊.

Uzi blushes Like nothing else.

Uzi: Bite Me!

Lucius: You Certainly have... Interesting taste.

Uzi: The Fuck is that supposed to mean?

Lucius: Anyway N, I came here because I've heard What happened Here throughout the past Week and a half. And I figured you could give me the Details.

N: Oh you mean when We defeated Cyn.

Cyn-Tail: AnD tHeN i WaS tUrNeD iNtO a TaIl.

Lucius immediately looks at Uzi's Tail in Anger.

Uzi: .... Sometimes I wish You would just Shut up.

Cyn-Tail: TeEhEe

Lucius: It's Still Here!

He starts pulling out a weapon but is Stopped by N.

N: Woah Woah Lucius!

N, Being a Disassembly Drone, Was Strong enough to hold Lucius back.

That's when they hear a Gigantic RRRAAAAAAAHHHH from Sparky in Uzi's Room.

N: Oooh! You haven't met Sparky 😊.

He opens the door, Revealing Sparky. Lucius At first was wide-eyed, due to the fact that, ya know, He's a fucking Sentinel.

N: Woah! Easy Boy! 😊

Lucius: Impressive. You own a Sentinel?

N: Technically V Owns it, but She Made him come with us for some reason. 😊

Uzi: We MET the Reason!! Do you know Anything About M?!

Lucius: Did you say M? of course I know him. He was Everything a disassembly drone is supposed to be. And he became power hungry. You all are lucky to still be alive after Encountering him.

They all hear a loud Thud right in front of the door. It didn't take a detective to know that Was V.

V opens the door and walks in with a bunch of equipment.

V: Okay N I got the upgrades to our wea-

She Sees Lucius as he turns around and looks at her.

V: YOU!!!

V Immediately Launches herself towards him, ready to Kill him on sight.

N grabs V and pulls her back.

V: N, Let me Save you already!!

N: He's not here to Hurt us, V! Just listen.

V finally calms down and marches over to Lucius.

V: Serial Designation V, N's Personal Guardian Angel.

Uzi: Huh?

V shows Lucius Her ID

Uzi: Did you Just get that Made?

V: Yep. Figured I'd make up for Hiding Cyn From him by making myself his Guardian Angel.

She Grabs Lucius By the neck and YANKS him down to her.

V: And if YOU try anything, I will PERSONALLY rip your head off and feed you to My Sentinel over there.

Sparky: RRRAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

V: Got it?

Lucius: Got it.

V: Good. Great. Cool. Now if you excuse me, I've got Upgrades to install for N and myself.

A few hours later....

It was time for school, and Uzi was explaining to Thad what happened this morning.

Thad: I dunno Uzi, I Remember what happened the last time you encountered a Human.

Lizzy: Heeyyy losers! Have any of you seen The Two death machines?

Uzi: They're Getting upgrades.

Thad: What about you?

Cyn-Tail: ShE dOeSn'T nEeD uPgRaDeS, sHe HaS mE.

Uzi: Unfortunately yes. I have this little Runt. Ļ̸̼̱̟̜̹̤͇̯͇̺̘̫͕̆ͅe̷̡͚͙̬̩̖̘͇͎̪̣̬͒̇̂̄̈́́t̵̡̧̠͖͙̝̣͎͕̩͈̑̏̐̚͘͜'̸̣̬̗͎̭͕͓̳̲̳̘̪͉͊̌̕͜͜ș̶̢̬͓̠͎̥͙̼͕͗̆̀͑̐̓̊͊̉̚͠͝ ̸̢͙̔̅͜͠g̵̜̠̗̟̑ͅe̵̢̦̫̖̦̫͓̱͗t̵̡͖̤̼͓͆̊̋̒͐̈́̕ ̶̲̒͗̍͐̆͂̇͋̊̓͑͝ở̶͖̞͈̱̘͔̯̞̪͚̾̈́u̴̢̳͔̯̖̯̅̃̓̓t̶̲̯͇̔ ̵̣͓̣̲͔͕̋̄o̵͔̞̖͍̫̹̩̔̋̀̿͛̕f̷̥̣̤͓͎̞̭̫̪͈͛̈́̄̓̀͂͋͌́͠ͅ ̴̦̲͊̂́͆̄́̐h̷̯̭̫̬̩̝̆̈̑̀̕-̸̰̺̥͚̳̀͝

Thad: Woah, You okay?

Cyn-Tail: YoU dO nOt CaLl Me A lItTlE rUnT.

Uzi What the hell was that?

Lizzy: I dunno but like, can it please like, Go away. Ugh.

Cyn-Tail: YoU hAvE tO bE tHe MoSt BaSiC bItCh EvEr. YoU'rE dEfInItElY gOiNg To Do OnLyDrOnEs In A fEw YeArS.

Thad: Hey! Keep your mouth shut.

Cyn-Tail: YoU rEaLlY wAnT tO tAkE tHe RiSk ThAt I'm WrOnG?

Thad: ..... Fair.

Uzi: UGH!!! WILL THIS THING LEAVE ME ALONE?!?!?!

Cyn-Tail: ............ No.

Thad: Am I the only one who's noticed she Hasn't Said "Bite Me" Yet?

Lizzy: Why would she say that?

Thad: It's literally her Catchphrase at this point?

Uzi starts glitching some more, falling onto her knees.

Thad: Uzi I think we should call your Dad, or That Human you mentioned earlier.

Uzi: What? Neither are a good idea!

Lizzy: What's the worst that could like, Happen?

Uzi: Dad won't listen, and I barely know that Human!

Thad: Zi-

Uzi: No!! I wIlL nOt Be GoInG tO sEe ThE hUmAn!!

Thad: Uhhh Zi, Get a hold of yourself.

Uzi calms down and Slowly gets up.

Uzi: I'm fine. Let's go.

The Three Friends (Assuming Lizzy Counts) keep walking towards Class but they all hear whispers among the Students.

Uzi: What do you think they're whispering about?

Lizzy: AHHHHH! NEW VIRAL POST BITCHES!!!

Thad: I think she just answered your question.

Uzi: Lizzy, What's this Super Cool Epic post?

Lizzy: Oh? Um..... I'm sorry Freak but....

Back at The Landing Pod...

V: Okay N, Watch this super epic upgrade.

V charges Her Blaster Getting ready to shoot at the distance.

Blaster: Dead
(It SAYS Dead)

V: What? What do you mean "Dead"?! I JUST Started this bullshit up!

N: Maybe it needs to charge.

V: Bullshit, I am V! The Angel of Death!! The Baddest Bitch of the Disassembly Drones! This should be maxed out already!!

N: Relax V, Maybe it still needs time to Set. Whenever Uzi used her original Railgun, it took 20 minutes to recharge.

An Idea popped into V's Head.

V: That's it! Her Railgun! Maybe we can use part of it to super charge us!

N: Are you sure that's a good idea?

Knock Knock!

N: I'll get it 😊

He walks over to The Door and opens it.

N: Hello-

BAM! Punch right to the face

End of Episode

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