Po vs Tai Lung
3RD PERSON POV
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Po: *pant* Ha......stairs...ha....
Tai Lung: Who.....are you?
Po: *pant* Buddy, I am the dragon warrior.
Y/N: China, Kung fu masters and all....
Everyone: Ah.
Five/Shifu: 'Hmmmmm.....'
Tai Lung: *disbelief* You? *chuckle* Him? *tosses Shifu* He's a panda! What are you gonna do big guy? Sit on me?
Po: *chuckle* Don't tempt me.
Shifu:.....Be honest, did that happen?
Po:.....Yes.
Kids/Mantis/Crane/Monkey: *SNORT*
Gwen: *chuckle* Well that's gonna be unpleasant.
Po: No....I'm gonna use this.
He held the dragon scroll out for him to see.
Po: *gesture* You want it? Come and get it!
*BOIMG*
Tai Lung punches him and grabs the scroll.
Tai Lung: Finally, I-
*BOOM*
Mantis/Monkey: PFFFTTTTTTT!
Everyone: *COUGHING*
Shifu: *chuckle* Quite an interesting.....counter.
Po: To be fair I wasn't really uh.....yeah moving on.
Po mocks Tai Lung, prompting him to charge at Po and tackle him into the air as Po lands onto a tree.
Tai Lung: AAAAAHHHH-
*TWACK*
Akame: Maybe the use of rather....unconventional methods is throwing him off?
Loid: Probably caught off guard there.
*BAM*
Tai Lung quickly recovers before kicking Po down the stairs, attempting to wrestle the scroll from him by punching his face only to get sat on multiple times.
*BAM*
Tai Lung: ACK!
*BAM*
Mantis:....He got the full experience there.
Hank: Getting crushed under someone's butt.............
Tanjiro: You seem like you have experience with that.
Y/N: *COUGH*
Hank:.....In my MAG form yes.
Everyone:..........
Hank: I crushed them LITERALLY....
Everyone: 'Damn....''
Po crashes against a noodle stand before throwing it out, catching a hold of the scroll before Tai Lung could grab it though it bounces off his head.
*GRAB*
Tai Lung jumps after the scroll though Po pulls him down, using the tiger's weight to propel himself up though quickly finds himself balancing on two bamboos.
Ruby: Woah.......
Shifu:......Bit clumsy, but you pulled those......tricks at the right moment-
*CLANG*
Po: LIGHTNING!
Mantis:.......Was he really that tough?
Tigress: He is more focused on the scroll itself........'Even without training, Po has a natural durability that allows him to take hits easily....like a punching bag sort of.'
Shifu:....*chuckle* You used that on him Huh.....
Po: *sweating* I was just distracting him-
Shifu: There were more metal bowls to the left.
Po: Ah.
Everyone: 'What kind of sorcery is this?'
*BOOM*
Tai Lung punches the ground, knocking all the bowls out the way as Po tries to distract him from getting the scroll with his bamboo before resulting to dropping on him though gets kicked out the way.
Shifu: Your weight.....came in handy a lot more times than I expected......
Po:.....*chuckle* I guess?
*WHOOSH*
Tai Lung tries to chase after the scroll only for Po to come screaming, riding a firework cart and knocking him out the way before splattering onto a building.
Tai Lung: THE SCROLL HAS GIVEN HIM POWERS! NOOOO!!!
*BOOM*
The building crumbles as Po climbs up, kicking some rubble that momentarily stopped Tai Lung in his tracks. He managed to jump up and grab the scroll only to get axe kicked to the ground.
Tai Lung: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*BOOM*
John:.......Does this make us look weak?
Y/N: How come?
Sera: We all rely on abilities....like special ones to enhance our powers and stuff.
John: Yet you all are naturally stronger than us.....even with passives.
Y/N: *sigh* We're not going to judge you because you are weak. That's a bit hypocritical to worry about since......
He points to Ai and the kids and the two gamers who wave.
Y/N: Don't worry about that.
Cecile: Ok.....
Tai: Finally....oh yes!
He grabs the scroll, ignoring how Po tries to reach for it.
Tai: THE POWER OF THE DRAGON SCROLL IS MINE!
*FLAP*
Tai: IT'S NOTHING!
He cries out in anguish as there was nothing before Po gets up.
Po: It's ok I didn't get it the first time.
Tai: W-What?
Po: There's no secret ingredient. It's just you.
Bernadette: Maybe an analogy of sorts. The reflection is simply showing you what you are. What your accomplished led you to become. Who you became. He was filled with revenge for many years as he wasted himself to nothing. Seeing his own tired, disheveled and desperate reflection staring at him...it means the scroll was empty, his life was essentially wasted and he was left with nothing and no one but himself due to his actions.
Shifu: *nod* Ah...you're on point! To be fair, I didn't get it until after this all happened.
*POOF*
Po: HAHA! STOP IT!
*POOF*
Monkey:.....Now I'm jealous.
Mantis: Acupuncture doesn't even work so.....I guess it doesn't work- I mean he still got nerves but......
Po: Cmon now! *holds belly* Just the natural panda buffet down here doing its work.
Everyone:.........,
Mori: *ponder* Will my ability work?
Crane: Which one?
Mori: I call it Nabong Needle Ryu. Your fingers practically act like needles to puncture vital points and vital points.
Mantis: Hmm......
Mori: You have to be quick and precise and knowing where each and everyone is. Harder for me to do it efficiently to you Uh......7 cause your body structure is different than that of humans.
Mantis: That's true.
Tai Lung: AAAAAAHHHHH!
*BOING*
*BOOM*
They all witnessed an asswhooping from Po himself, impressing the whole audience while the Furious Five and Shifu look at his fight dumbfounded.
Shifu: *curious* Impressive....
Y/N: It's probably a combination of Po being an unusual fighter both body and style and Tai Lung's mentality is practically destroyed. Po's fighting for something at least, but Tai Lung has nothing left in his life. He's fighting for nothing at this point.
Tigress:....How is it that you fared better than all of us combined Po?
Po: *shrug* Dunno.
Monkey: Question is....what kind of training did you put HIM through to do all this?
Shifu: I had to train him using food....but it worked.
Furious Five:....Ah.....
Tai Lung: *tired* You....can't defeat me.
He was exhausted at this point yet struggles to get up and walks over to Po.
Tai Lung: You're just a....*pant* Big.....*drops* Fat.....*gets up* Panda.
*GRAB*
Po: I'm not a big fat panda....I'm THE big fat panda.
Tai Lung: *afraid* The Wuxi Finger Hold!
Po: Oh you know this hold.
Shifu:.....This....how did you learn this?
Po: *shrug*
Shifu: *chuckle* You learned it after I did it to scare you......once.
Po: I mean......
Tigress: You were a kung fu fan right?
Po: Yeah.
Tigress:......Maybe the reason why you were able to fight the way you did....you knew a lot about Kung fu. You just didn't know how to put it into practice effectively.
Shifu: 'She's right.'
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that!
Po: Eh I figured it out.
His face was filled with fear as he closes his eyes.
Po: SKADOOSH!
*BOOM*
Everyone:......Did you kill him?
Po: I mean....it only sends you to the spirit realm.
Y/N: Which is the afterlife.
Po:.........Maybe. I did that on myself too.
Everyone: HUH?!
Po: Hey I had to beat some bad guy alright?
Everyone: 'That fight was really interesting.....'
Shifu: A combination of surprise, unpredictability, mentality.....and somewhat luck. *chuckle* Not bad.
Po: *chuckle* Hehe-
Jed: NOW DAY 3 IS DONE! TIME FOR LUNCH-
Ink: I CALL DIBS-
*BOOM*
He tries to jump only for Y/N to Suplex him before jumping for the exit-
*WEB*
Spiderham: *snort*
Miguel/Peter/Peter B Parker: *chuckle* We're first-
*BOOM*
Po lands on them, smushing them to the ground only to find a horde of people running for the exit.
Everyone: WE WANT FOOD!
Po: AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*BOOM*
Next Chapter: Cooking and Training: End of Day 3
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