3RD PERSON POV

Y/N: Ah.....been here before.

Isen: Been in this world before?

Y/N: Yharnam is a place of bloodthirsty beasts, blood that plagues all of humanity, and cosmic gods that watch over everything.

Celeste: Cosmic.....gods?

Y/N: Multi dimensional eldritch beings that can exist across several planes of existence. I been there before.....and I killed plenty of them.........

Saitama: Huh.....They could be strong....

Genos: 'Those are like god threat beings!'

Orphan: *CRYING*

Everyone:......WHAT THE FUCK?!

Y/N: Unfortunately great ones can induce insanity almost instantly so nearly everyone here except for me......probably Chelsea, my Bernadette, Makima....probably Muzan now that I think about it- yeah probably not.

He lists a few people while everyone was disgusted and curious at what the great one looked like.

Saitama: *ponder* Can my mind handle it?

Y/N: Probably. You have a rather abnormally thick brain and spirit.

Genos: Will I suffer insanity?

Deimos/Sanford: That's a placenta!

Po:....What's a placenta?

Y/N: It's a temporary organ....in the body of a female mammal- this does not apply to you crane and mantis.

Gwen: Basically it's an organ that is created during when a female is pregnant. It basically attaches to the side of your womb or stomach and feeds the baby nutrients....or stuff that's necessary for its survival. Basically when a female gives birth to the baby- wait have you been given the talk?

Po:......I mean......yeah but not like that.

Viper: Well Shifu has given us the talk before, but we don't really learn about our insides and all.

Gwen: The placenta is delivered after the baby is. What you see is the....100 year old monstrosity holding its placenta like....some kind of weapon?

Miguel:...Huh.

John: Is it strong?

FIGHT BEGINS

Orphan: AAAAAHHHHHH

*BOOM*

The audience was taken aback as the Orphan lunged forward, swinging his placenta with such force the hunter was barely able to dodge.

*BOOM*

The area shook as it slams to the ground, leaving a crater before letting out a screech and charging at the hunter.

John: Well I'm not fighting that.

Paimon: It's....using it's placenta as a flail?

Daewi: It's.....aggressive.

Everyone had different comments on the fight as the two duke it out.

Shifu: Fast, aggressive, unpredictable.....however it's attacking purely with rage and instinct.

Florence:.....If we play that as a boss, that's gonna be a nightmare to deal with.

Risa: Yup.

Muzan: 'With that insanity inducement, it'll be a force to reckon with and a perfect addition to my demon-'

Y/N: Think again.

Muzan: *sweating* N-Nevermind.

Tanjiro: Though I don't stand a chance.....the hunter is good though. With some more practicing with my techniques....maybe I can win......

Susanoo(OG): It's like a high class danger beast.....

Akame: But we go insane upon sight....that's not gonna help.....

Lumine: Maybe I can defeat it....I'm immortal.

Azrael(OG): Eh I can defeat it-

Y/N: The problem is that great ones already have transcended humanity so if you kill it, you're just banishing its essence from the world. It still exists.

Azrael(OG):....Ah alright.

Miles: Hey Miguel are there any Spider-Man people like that guy?

Miguel:........*sigh* One I can recall.

Peter: Gotta say I respect him then for resisting all that insanity.

Mirae: I met the great one before. It was tough but....I defeated it.

Latrasil: Good for you.

*BOOM*

Y/N: Only difference is he jumps around a lot, has lightning attacks, more ranged attacks, is now even more aggressive and is stronger, and is less staggerable.

Everyone was in awe at how aggressive and stronger the Orphan of Kos seemed as the hunter now had to heal constantly after being attacked over and over.

Y/N: Yo Ink can I borrow your axe?

Ink throws Y/N his axe who proceeds to swing it around as fast as he could like a disk, Shouko looking in awe before he examines it.

Y/N: Eh I can probably use this efficiently.

Shifu: *chuckle* I have to admit, I thought of your friend there as a person who'd use brute force with little to no technique. Looks like he's quite the skilled hand to hand combatant and weapon user despite using....a rather unwieldy weapon.

Y/N: He's got decades of experience with his axe. He definitely knows a thing or two about fighting with finesse, though in war, you're more worried about efficiency and not the technical aspect.

Tigress: You are right....sometimes the technicalities of a technique don't matter in some situations when more basic movements are more efficient.

Shifu: Correct. *chuckle* It's good to know there are masters other than those of kung fu...we can learn from.

Mantis: Well they all have two legs and two arms. I'm just me......sadly.

Viper: How exactly does a gun like you say work?

Y/N shows them a basic gun, telling them how it works down to a T as they listen carefully.

Chelsea: You alright?

Ai: Yeah....

Ruby: It's just.....we're like different to everyone. They all have powers, things of their own, and we're just here. It's a bit lonely.

Shouko: Ya.......

Chelsea: *grin* Don't worry! You got me to talk to!

Ave: Mama?

*CRACK*

Y/N snaps his neck 180 degrees faster than one could blink before zooming over to Chelsea.

Y/N: SHE CAN TALK?!

Ave: Papa?

Y/N:.........

The girls including Feather and Makima were giggling at how emotionless Y/N tried to look with waterfall tears streaming down his face.

Peni: Aw....a baby says his first words.

Peter B Parker: Not gonna lie that's how I reacted to my sweet baby's first words- mayday?

He finds his kid crawling up to Ave, the two looking at each other in awe.

Peter B Parker: *smirk* Kids are cute Huh.

Y/N: Yeah.......

They bonded over their kids, the video ending yet they ignored it with Genos making theories on how his Sensei is so strong.

Genos: 'Passive growth in power.....I may not be able to be as strong as him, but I can certainly look up to him! The pinnacle of strength! I was not wrong in believing he's the strongest!'

Jed: Well.....that didn't go very well.....ALRIGHT NEXT ONE!

PO VS TAI LUNG

Po: Wait what?

Jed: EVERY SINGLE DETAIL!

Shifu: Ah......*smirk* Now we can finally see...how the dragon warrior defeats Tai Lung.

Po: *chuckle* Well there was a lot going on and uh......it gets pretty weird.

Mantis: Hmmm.....'Bet it has to do something with his belly.'

Y/N: I already know how this all went.....it's fucking funny.

Ink: Funny? Damn....this might be fun after all.

Makima/Featherine: Let's see to it~

Next Chapter:

Po vs Tai Lung

End of Day Three

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