3RD PERSON POV

BOYS MIGHT APPEAR WITH THE GIRLS NOW

SAKI YOSHIDA

Y/N jumps into another sofa away from everyone with Hank and read the entire doujin, staring blankly at the horror on the screen.

Y/N:.........Hard pass.

Hank: Agreed.

Hayato: *grin* Eh? Why not? She's a catch though, and her body-

*CRACK*

He screams as Hank pulls out a MAG shotgun while Y/N's arm forms into a blade with the other one handing a Barrett M82.

Y/N: You have 10 seconds to RUN before we KILL you! TEN!

The boy screams before running out the building as they both count down.

Hank: FIVE- Eh fuck it. 360 NOSCOPE-

*BANG*

Y/N spun 360 degrees before firing at Hank with the sniper as he deflects it through the building walls. He quickly runs out, finding the dead body before kicking it through a portal and heading back in.

Y/N: You alright?

Saki: Y-Yeah.....

Revy:....The fuck was that?

Y/N: Read it and have your eyes scarred.

Revy: *grabs computer* Yeah fine- HOLY ######## yeah nevermind that was completely justified.

Ruby: *innocent* What was-

Yang: *looks at computer* RUBY NO DON'T READ THIS FILTH!

Summer: RUBY NO!

Eda: *whistle* Ouch.....that's a rough life.

Hansel/Gretel: Just like u-

Hank: NOT THE- Wait....Ah Goddamnit.

Hank covers their mouth as Y/N manages to get the computer only to fall on his ass.

Jed: Y/N YOU CAN'T DELETE YOUR SEARCH HISTORY!

Y/N: FUCK YES I CAN!

Cosmo: GIMME-

Y/N squeezes Cosmo's cheek before throwing her at Quanxi, the devils nodding as he and Hank got back into position.

BAYONETTA

Hank/Y/N:........

Bayonetta: *scoff* Say your piece, and I won't mind these dirty thoughts of yours.

Y/N: Smash.

Hank: Same. There's just something about everything. The outfit, body, aura, how you compose yourself. It's the whole character.

Bayonetta: *ponder* Mmm......I guess so.

AKANE NANAO

Y/N: Huh....she ain't bad- WHY?!

He swipes the computer away from the others after finding out what she was from.

BBQ: Looks like you're having a lot of fun-

Hank: My fucking eyes.....

Y/N: Pass. You're alright.

Akane: Huh....*smile* thank you.

Y/N: YOU THERE!

He grabs onto the shoulders of her boyfriend.

Y/N: Take good care of her will you?

Katase: *nod* I will.

Hank: MOVING ON!

AI HOSHINO

Y/N: Something about the eyes......wait how old are you?

Ai: 18.

Y/N: How old are your children?

Ai: One year of age-

Hank: But she's legal.

Y/N: Hank..........what in the fuck-

Hank: Eh sure.

Hikaru: Now don't talk to my-

Y/N: Alright Hank we have our next victim. Serial killer and murderer Hikaru Kamiki YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO RUN!

He brings out his weapon once more though he wasn't fazed.

Hikaru: Now what could I have-

His calm face pales as Y/N displays info on his computer of his misdeeds.

Y/N: *grin* Yeah you think I didn't see this shit?.....Actually-

He snaps his finger and he drops through a portal before Ai was hugged by Saki.

Ai: He....he was a murderer?

Saki: *hug* We gone through some rough times.....

Y/N: Yeah but since he's dead you don't need to worry. He's just in hell-

Bernadette(OG): *raised brow* Hell?

Bernadette: Yes....my boyfriend here can literally enter heaven and hell or the afterlife in any world.

Y/N: Because I can.

Hank: And we will!

BERNADETTE

Y/N/Hank: HARD SMASH- wait what?

Y/N's face darkens as he grabs Hank's shoulder.

Y/N: Explain to me.

Hank: *panic* W-Wait I can explain!

Y/N:........I mean she's hot but......what do you see?

Hank: Everything-

Bernadette(OG): *cough* AHEM!

Her face was beet red after hearing what they said as they continue.

SCARLET

Hank: Smash. I dig that style.

Y/N:.....Same. Is there a Chase behind me?

Chase: Yeah?

Y/N: TELL ME CHASE! HAVE YOU TWO MET BEFORE?!

He panics at the raised voice as Y/N shook him.

Chase: Yes!

Y/N: HAVE YOU WENT ON SOMETHING LIKE A DATE?!

Chase: *flustered* W-WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT-

Y/N: BECAUSE I CAN!

Chase: YES!

Y/N: HAVE YOU TWO KISSED?!

Scarlet: *red* WHAT?!

Chase: N-NO!

Y/N: ARE YOU TWO A COUPLE?!

Scarlet: W-WHY-

Chase: NO!

Y/N: HAVE YOU TWO FU- yeah that's probably going too far.

Bernadette: You two in my world are together now. Satan's not as much of an ass as before. Y/N nearly killed Celeste.

CELESTE

Celeste: *sweating* Um.....

Y/N: Smash.

Bernadette: WHAT?!

Y/N: THIS IS RHETORICAL!

Hank:....Eh smash I don't care.

Bernadette: *pout* But it's me and me only ok?!

Y/N: *nod* Ok.

It was nearly comical at how Y/N apologized to Bernadette as they continue.

MALTY S MELROMARC

Y/N: Hard pass.

Before she could even respond, Y/N pushes her through a portal.

Hank: Same.

Y/N: Hank.

Hank: Smash?

Y/N: Look at that.

Hank pales, seeing that she was mentally 10-

Y/N: HANK IT'S TIMEOUT FOR YOU!

Hank: WAIT DON'T DO THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

He grabs a bunch of dvds before firemen carrying Hank out to a room, tying him to a chair and forcing him to watch Boku No Pico and a bunch of other things as his clone hops back to where he was.

Raphtalia: *innocent* What do they mean by smash?

Naofumi: Information for grown adults.

Raphtalia: Ah......

Y/N: Hell no these are a bunch of kids.

He skips 3 times in a row, patting Melty, Rishia, and Filo on their heads.

Filo: Mister so nice.....

KARURA KURE

Y/N: She's 16...............pass-

Karura: OHMA!

Hank/Y/N: AYO NO!

He tackles her before she could jump at her target though she somehow strips herself naked in a second.

Hank: *shiver* I'm not looking at that again.

Y/N: YOU! WHAT'S HER BUSINESS WITH YOU?!

Ohma: She.....*shiver* She wants my babies.

Y/N and Hank promptly get up, looked at her info, and then tilted their head at the two.

Y/N: Ok......it's not legal-

Karura: Cmon we can get married later-

Hank: You two sit down with us.

The two promptly sit down though Y/N purposely puts a foot between Ohma and Karura as she gave him the stink eye.

Y/N: You can't be making advances if you're underage. That's not right. However, once you turn 18..........

Karura: *pout* I can't just wait for that long!

Y/N: You can choose....BUT! Not yet.

Ohma:....This isn't helping.

Hank: What other choice do we have?

Ohma: Yeah you're right.

ALBEDO

Y/N/Hank: Smash.

Albedo: *awe* You're.....powerful~

Y/N: Look I have 9 girlfriends so go for Hank instead.

Hank: Y/N HOW COULD YOU?!

Albedo lets out a purr sound, rubbing her cheek against Hank's cheek as he clicks the space button.

Y/N: Yup and that's pretty much it!

Jed: Yo-

All the girls except for the new ones tackle Jed before carrying him outside as Y/N sighs.

Celeste(OG): What's with that?

Y/N: He forced me to do smash or pass for no reason and you're all forced to stay here for 2 weeks so yeah.

Rover: *BARK*

Y/N: There's games, snacks, a multiverse library nearby, more..... we kinda have to do OUR thing.

They all scramble out the way as Y/N presses the space bar.

TOKYO GHOUL

*WHOOSH*

Y/N: Hank no tentacle hentai jokes.

Hank: Ok. 'Now how to do this.......'

Next Chapter:

Tokyo Ghoul