3RD PERSON POV

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Everyone:.......

Revy(MT)/Revy: Damn..........

Mai/Maki: Animals.........

BEEDRILL

Markplier: Smash!

Y/N: Jed?

Jed: Yeah?

Y/N: Are we in the perspective of a man who wants to have sex with a Pokémon like he'll fuck them or they'll fuck him?

Jed: Well you don't have to go all the way when it comes to sex so feel free-

Hank: Maybe he's a masochist and wants those drills shoved up his-

Y/N: Ass. Yeah I get it.

Orga/Megalon/Biollante: 'The human mind is......fucking disgusting.'

They watch the YouTuber say pass to some other Pokémon before-

ARBOK

Markplier: *nod* Smash.

Akane: So he wants to fuck a snake.........or the snake fucks him?

Everyone:......'Why?'

Y/N: Anything can be used as a dildo.....even a snake.

Hank: Or maybe the snake...can wrap around his-

Y/N: I GET IT MOVING ON!

The same process, same waiting before he says......

NINETALES

Markplier: Smash!

Y/N:.......He's a furry.

Reze: Maybe cause....it sort of looks feminine?

Hank: It's a fox.

Himeno: I know...'What is this man thinking?'

DIGLETT

Markplier: Smash!

Y/N:.........What the- maybe it's cylindrical- I have no clue.

Le Majeur: Why exactly are we even doing this?

Hank: Why not?

DUGTRIO

Markplier: Smash.

Y/N: Three's......better than one?

Everyone: 'I have NO FUCKING clue.'

Claus: Hmmm....maybe.

Misato: I feel dirty listening to all this.....

BELLSPROUT

Markplier:.......Pass.

Everyone: 'He hesitated.'

WEEPINBELL

Markplier:.......*INTENSE THINKING* Smash.

Y/N: *deep breath*............You practically stick your- wait you two.

He grabs the two kids before running away while Yukio runs away with Maki and Fabiola had AirPods inserted into her ears.

Hank: I think the Weepinbell gives you head?

Kong/Kaijus:...........

Nobara: That seems.......cursed.

Everyone: IT FUCKING IS!

VICTREEBEL

Markplier: PASS!

Y/N: Alright I'm bac- it's probably the teeth that is a turn off.

Shenhua: My head feels like shit listening to this fucking monstrosity.

Revy: *nod* Now there's something we can agree on.

They all talked with each other as-

MAGNETOM

Markplier:...........Smash.

Y/N:......That's just 3 magnets.

Revy(MT): How....THE FUCK do you have fucking sex WITH METAL?!

Hank: The electricity?

Y/N: Ah so he's a masochist.

Quanxi/Makima/Falling Devil: Yes.

SHELLDER

CLOYSTER

Markplier: Smash!

Y/N: The tongue's probably gonna do some stuff...........and the 2nd-

Revy(MT): If it fits in your hole, I guess it works?

Hank:........But will the Pokémon let you use it like that?

Akari/Kasumi/Mai/Maki(JJK): 'Why are we even talking about this.....stupid thing?'

HITMONCHAN

Markplier: Smash.

Y/N: Ok....sometimes he smashes because it looks feminine.

Yuko: He wants to fuck a snake.

Eda: He'll be fucked by a spiked oyster and bee.

Anguirus:.....He'll stick his thing in anything.

Y/N: BUT I HAVE A POINT!

Everyone: Yes.

LICKITUNG

Markplier: Oddly enough pass.

Y/N:.....That tongue- why the fuck am I thinking about it?

Everyone: *shrug*

LAPRAS

Markplier: Why are you looking at me like that.......smash.

Y/N:.........Body doesn't matter it's the fucking way they look at the screen.

Revy(MT): I'll bet it's just slick and wet inside-

DITTO

Markplier: Smash!

Makima: Arguably the most logical one to say smash on. All the others-

Himeno(MT): He's down bad for sure.

VAPOREAN

Y/N: Lemme show you all something right here!

Revy:......They must've been horny.

Everyone: 'How the fuck do- it doesn't matter.'

Y/N: He said pass, so he doesn't know about this-

Yuki: And how exactly is it that you know this?

Y/N: The internet posts shit like this often.

MEWTWO

Markplier:......Smash!

Hank: Looks humanoid enough apparently.

Jane:.....*brain fart* Why am I here?

Y/N: That was an AGGRESSIVE smash.

Y/N: Whoever put this is baiting him.

Markplier:.....Pass?

Everyone: 'HE HESITATED!'

MISDREAVUS

Markplier: Smash.

Y/N: IT LOOKS FEMININE ENOUGH!

Hank: Yeah.....but why a ghost?

Everyone: Why not?

BLISSEY

Hank: She's thick?

Eda/Everyone from Black Lagoon/Revy: Like a fatass

BLAZIKEN

Markplier: Smash.

Everyone: 'HUMANOID AND FEMININE! NOTHING MORE CAN BE SAID!'

GARDEVOIR

Y/N: It's the most sexualize Pokémon in the entire game-

Falling Devil snatches his computer and begins typing rule 34 art, staring at thousands of Gardevoir stuff before Y/N snatches it away.

Godzilla:.........My mind......has been enlightened.

Everyone: 'THESE FUCKING DISGUSTING ASS-'

WAILORD

Markplier: Smash!

Y/N: That's a whale.

Hank: I mean maybe it's shaped a bit odd but it's a fucking whale so I'm not really sure....

Kaijus: We eat whales.........

Everyone:....How tf-

SEVIPER

Markplier: Pass, but it's a hesitant pass.

Everyone: 'HE LIKES FUCKING SNAKES!'

LILEEP

Markplier: *belch* Ohoh........smash.

Everyone:.......HOW THE FUC-

GOREBYSS

Markplier: Pa- smass- Smash.

Y/N: It's....A FISH!

Hank: IF IT LOOKS IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT FEMININE IT'S SMASHABLE! HALLELUJAH!

Everyone was dying on the inside, seeing horrible choices to smash as they continue the video.

DEOXYS

Markplier: Smash.

Y/N: LOOKS HUMANOID ENOUGH! MOVING ON!

VESPIQUEN

Markplier: Smash.

Hank: I mean if you think about it...it looks feminine, slightly humanoid, and has a-

Y/N: MOVING ON!

LOPUNNY

Markplier: Does this make me a furry?......Smash.

Everyone: 'YOU ALREADY CROSSED THE LINE!'

Akane: I mean....I kind of see why he said smash on the Lopunny.

Hank: Looks the most humanoid so you can clap those chee-

Y/N: MOVING ON!

Everyone: 'Teeth are a turnoff for sure.'

DAKRAI

Markplier: Smash.

Y/N: A being that can induce nightmares and death........

Hank:.....The way it looks?

Everyone: 'THAT EXPLAINS NOTHING!'

TRANQUILL

UNFEZANT

Markplier: Smash.

Revy: He really likes birds.....and anything that flies.

Y/N: Maybe it's the way they look at him? Like they're planning something?

Hank:........Maybe cause HOW THE FUCK-

CONKELDURR

Markplier: Looks like he handles those pretty well.....smash.

Y/N:.....He's a bottom in this scenario for sure-

Hank: Maybe the Pokémon got those hands.

Everyone: 'WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE TO EXPLAIN THIS YOUTUBER'S FETISHES?!'

LEAVANNY

LILLIGANT

Markplier: Smash.

Y/N: LOOKS FEMININE ENOUGH!

SIGILYPH

Markplier:...........Smash?

Y/N: If it's pointy it can be used.

ZOROARK

GOTHIETELLE

Markplier: Smash.

Ghidorah: *yawn* Looks good enough now move on.

ESCAVALIER

Everyone:........

Hank: Maybe you could shove those up your butt?

Fami: Why am I listening to this?

Y/N: Because I have to, and we're listening to a guy who likes bugs, anything that flies, and snakes.

ACCELGOR

Markplier: Smash.

Y/N: The way it looks at you.

Akari/Kasumi/Mai/Miwa: 'Why am I standing here....just to suffer?'

Yuki: Bear with it and we'll be done soon.

MANDIBUZZ

Markplier: Smash.

Everyone: 'HE LIKES BIRDS!'

DELPHOX

Markplier: Smash.

Everyone: 'IT'S OBVIOUS!'

GRENINJA

Markplier: *no hesitation* Smash.

Y/N/Hank: Ok maybe it's humanoid- Cosmo no-

Y/N grabs the computer before Cosmo could grab it.

Cosmo: Cmon how many entries?!

Y/N: Jed says about 1/8.

Evettone: 'That's still in the thousands.'

They all continued to listen, dying on the inside while the secret hundreds of millions of viewers from Earth were watching, including the creator of the video himself.

Later

Y/N:.........

Y/N and Hank collapse on the couch, mentally exhausted and brain dead as the last Pokémon was passed.

Hank: Wait is this a live video?

Y/N: HOLY ########## 500 MILLION VIEWERS- Jed.

Y/N and Hank suddenly teleport, grabbing Jed's limbs as they head to the toilet.

Everyone: DAMNIT WAIT FOR US!

Jed: AH PLEASE! MERCY! I'M YOUR GOD SO TREAT ME KINDLY-

Gargling can be heard as the entire horde of girls did what they wanted to do with Jed before they head out 10 minutes later, the god looking white as a ghost before he morphs back into his regular self.

Jed: *smile* Moving on!

Y/N: Ok let's get this shit going....

He quickly ends the stream after saying goodbye.......and goes on with the slides.

*CLICK*
*WHOOSH*

RWBY

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