3RD PERSON POV

All the princess and girls were either blushing, shocked, agitated or aroused after hearing what Y/N and Hank were doing as they click the space bar.

LUU-LUU

Y/N:...........Why's there a child here?

Luu-Luu: HEY! I'M MORE THAN 400 YEARS OLD!

Hank: So a legal loli........*looks at info* and they can mate with any species...........yeah no I'll pass.

Y/N: Why........are you all wearing so little clothing?

The new girls were confused, seeing that Y/N was looking at them with not lust, but confusion as if he was baffled by what they were wearing.

Luu-Luu: We always wear these....we have the protec-

Y/N: Protection of goddess bla bla bla......yeah I'll pass.

Luu-Luu: *relieved* Phew......at least they are reasonable-

Hank: Reasonable enough not to dress like fucking strippers.

Kuroinu Girls: HEY!

Hank: Put some fucking clothes on....and I'm not taking that back.

ALICIA

Y/N/Hank:..................

They looked at her info carefully, seeing what she's like and looks at back at her as she held onto another princess.

Hank: Something's off putting.........pass.

Y/N: Pass.

Alicia:......Seriously?

Y/N/Hank: Yes we are.

Luu-Luu: Huh....

PRIM

Prim: Eeek!

She squeaks as the two stare at her intensely before staring at the screen and staring back at her.

Y/N: Nah I'd pass to preserve that innocence.

Hank: Same.

Prim: O-Oh....thank you....

Hank: Eh no problem.

MAIA

Hank/Y/N: Smash.

Maia: Me?

Hank: I'm a mercenary too you know for years now.

Maia was surprised, hearing there was a mercenary amongst the two as Y/N clicks the space bar.

KAGUYA

Y/N:......*whisper* The clothes are off-putting aren't they?

Hank: *whisper* Yeah.....50 50?

Y/N: Rock paper scissors or Russian roulette?

Hank:.....Man you know the drill.

*BANG*

Y/N: Oops wrong gun....*sigh* Goddamnit.

Hank: Smash.

Y/N: Pass.

The girls were horrified at the wound regenerating from Y/N's head as he puts the gun away and his blood dissolves.

CLAUDIA

Hank: Armor's too bulky........but without it, smash.

Y/N: Yes.

Claudia: Oh......I see........

CELESTINE

Y/N/Hank:............'I-It's not even covering her thing.....'

The two dark elves were shocked, seeing the two guys be so judgemental of the girls and not even lusting after them.

Hank: *deep breath*........Smash.

Y/N: Same. *turns* Take our opinions with a grain of salt. It's purely hypothetical and based on multiple conditions.

Celestine: That's.....fine.

CHLOE

OLGA DISCORDIA

Y/N/Hank:.........Smash-

*BAM*

Akame was in the kitchen before throwing a foot long sandwich at Y/N who catches it before devouring it in 3 seconds.

Everyone:.....What the fuck?

Y/N: I'm just hungry.....

Eula: Y/N! Can you help us?!

Y/N: COMING!

Y/N shoots out of his seating position and runs to the kitchen to cook as Hank closes the computer.

Hank: And that's day one wrapped up....out of 14....GET JED!

Jed: WAIT N-

Luu Luu: GET HIM!

Jed was tormented for the 4th time that day as the girls got their revenge for Jed making them stay.

Next Chapter: Breaktime #1