3RD PERSON POV

*RRRIIIIIIPPPPP*

Y/N rips his head off, Kobeni screaming though he regenerates instantly with a severed head in his hands.

Falling Devil: *gasp* It's perfect! Though.....how does your regeneration work?

Y/N: It just does. If I lose limbs or anything, I regenerate it back. If I lose half my body in an explosion, I generate it back. Lava, black holes, fire, ice....nothing stops my regeneration.

Makima: So it's like mine, but you can do it instantly and without a contract.

Y/N: Exactly!

Reze: Us devils and fiends can regenerate except for you three of course. Do you have any physical abilities-

Y/N's arms morphed into a whipfist and claw respectively as he puts them by his side.

Y/N: I can morph my flesh into weapons.

Yoru: Ah.....alright. *growl* BUT DON'T THINK I'LL FORGET THAT COMMENT OF YOURS!

Y/N: Noted.

Makima: What's this harem of yours like?

Y/N: It's nice to know there's many that care for you. It involves a lot of talking and communication but it worked out in the end and now I spend an equal amount of time with everyone with clones.

Quanxi: Clones?

Y/N makes several handsigns before 10 clones formed behind him.

Y/N: Clones.

Himeno: So what's your stamina?

Y/N: Hours, days.......why are we even talking about this?

Akane: This whole thing is kinda all about you so.....WE get to ask questions.

Y/N: Alright that's understandable.

Quanxi: Do you carry weapons?

Y/N: I do! Let's see-

Don/Jin: YO!

Y/N nearly threw the two weapons at the ceiling if Jin didn't wrap himself around him.

Jin: Cmon now! Let us speak to the ladies!

Y/N:.......

Claus: You....have talking weapons. A glowing self extending sword, and a purple hammer-

Y/N: That can also extend.

Himeno: That's....kinda cool actually.

Don: Yup! Now it's our turn to shine!

All the girls began asking the two weapons questions as they answer truthfully.

Later

Hank: Alright.....HA!

*BOOM*

Hank punches a hole through the canyon, extending for miles as Godzilla Jr claps her hands.

Godzilla Jr: *awe* Woah....so strong!

Ghidorah: *smirk* I can do better!

*BOOM*

She blasts the air, carving an even deeper through the many mountains as she rises triumphantly.

Ghidorah: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?!

*WHOOSH*

Hank: How about THIS?!

*BOOM*

He throws an infinite punch, blowing up the moon with its sheer shockwave and taking out half of Mars before it regenerates back.

Ghidorah: *growl* D-Damn you....

Hank: So what else are we doing to PROVE your superiority?

Her cheeks flushed red as she answers.

Ghidorah:.....*growl* We're doing that thing again then in the 15 minutes we have!

Hank: Alright suit yourself.

SUBJECT HANK GROWS TO GHIDORAH'S SIZE

*UNZIP*

Ghidorah: *licks lips* Mmm~ Come to mama~

Jed: AYO NOT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!

Later

Y/N: *sigh* Hank you horny ass motherfucker....same goes for you Ghidorah.

The two sulked, having bumps on their head as Y/N scolded them with everyone watching in amusement.

Y/N: Look....I know we all have urges, but you can't just decide to pull your pants down and fuck each other IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! Have you even accounted for the Junior here?

He pats a shrinked down Godzilla Jr's head, feeling her nuzzling his hand as he continues.

Y/N: Jed how long are we staying here?

Jed: 2 weeks.

Y/N:......What in the fuc-

Jed: Look there's a lot of people alright-

Y/N: Jed......how many girls are we even doing?

Jed: More than a thousand?

Y/N: Hank get his legs.

*WHOOSH*

*BOOM*

A portal opens, spitting 13 people out as Hank misses Jed and rams through the entire building.

*GRAB*

Y/N suplexes him down, forming a massive crater in the building before Hank flashes back and grabs his legs.

Jed: WAIT I GIVE I GIVE!

Y/N: I'M NOT STAYING HERE FOR 2 FUCKING WEEKS!

Y/N and Hank threw him into a dumpster outside before they rolled it down the hill and teleported back into the massive building.

REPAIRING ENVIRONMENT

Y/N: Alright he's coming back in 3.....2...1......

Jed: YO-

*GRAB*

He panics as Y/N and Hank drew their 5 foot long shotguns with one hand and grabs them before they could shoot.

Y/N: You.....at least BRING EVERYONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS HERE!

*WHOOSH*

Revy(MT): Yo.

Roberta(MT): We've already been informed about this....unusual event.

All 9 of them give death stares to Jed who sweats as he hands Y/N his computer and he immediately jumps onto the couch. The required girls watched from behind as Akane and Ghidorah sat on the side with Y/N's girlfriends around him.

COMPUTER GROWING 4 X IN SIZE

Y/N: Alright that's much better.

*BEEP*

Hank:.....We might get shot right?

Revy: *frown* Depends on what you say-

Next Chapter:

Black Lagoon