Drake: Ok let's start. And after that I'll show you one wholesome moment with Y/N and Kunou.

Y/N: Wait are you talking about that moment?

Drake: Yes.

Yasaka: What moment?

Y/N: You'll see.

The screen turns on and they can see Y/N and John standing in front of a factory wearing masks.

John: So remind me why are we here?

Y/N: We're gonna steal that factory.

John: WHAT?! A whole factory? But it's huge.

Y/N: I have a plan.

???: Well well well what do we have here.

They turn around and see a man. This was the owner of the factory Karl Hisenberg.

Karl: And what are you doing here kids?

Y/N: *whisper* John check what I'm about to do. *goes closer to Hisenberg*

Karl: Oh? So you accepted your death? Good choice.

Y/N: Nope.

Suddenly Y/N appeared behind him and picked him up.

Y/N: Hey old man do you see that mountain over there.

Karl: Yes. And?

Y/N: Yeet.

Karl: Yeet?

Y/N: This bitch empty, YEET. *throws him into the mountain and looks at John* Grab the factory and get the fuck out.

-Morning of the next day-

Karl: Finally I'm back. When I get my hands on them I'll- where is my factory? *sees a note and picks it up*

"Thanks for the free metal old man"

Karl: *falls on his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Alcina (Lady Dimitrescu): So you were the ones who stole it.

Y/N: Yep. And we got a lot of money for it.

Alcina: You sold it?

Y/N: Yep.

-Meanwhile with Y/N and John-

Y/N: Ok so we got 20k from all that metal. What are you going to do with your half?

John: Boba tea. You?

Y/N: I have something in mind.

-The next day----Dimitrescu castle-

*knock* *knock*

Alcina: *opens the door* Who is it? *sees no one* Huh?

Y/N: *in the distance* LOOK DOWN.

Alcina: *looks down, sees a casket and picks it up* What is this? *sees a note* Hmm?

Note: An exclusive wine for a tall vampire lady. Enjoy.

Alcina: *opens a casket* Thank you.

Y/N: *in the distance* NO PROBLEM.

Screen turns off.

Alcina: So it was you.

Y/N: Yep, hope you enjoyed.

Alcina: I did.

Drake: Ok next.

A 7 year old Y/N is in his mindscape and sees a dragon.

Summer: Awwwww, you look so cute.

Y/N: *blushing a little* Thank you.

Young Y/N: That's a big ass dragon.

Dragon: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT. WHO DARES TO- oh it's my host. HOLD THE FUCK UP MY HOST IS A CHILD?!?!

YoungY/N: Sup.

Abyss: Listen here child for I am the Father of all Dragons, Abyss.

Young Y/N: Cool.................. Wanna cause a massive genocide of grimm?

Abyss:........................ I like you. Let's go.

Salem: So it was you who killed almost all the grimm in the land of darkness.

Y/N: Yep and it was fun.

Ozpin: Good job Y/N.

Y/N: Thank you Oz.

Drake: Next.

Y/N standing at the stairs and Azazel comes around the corner with a croissant.

Y/N: *screams*

Azazel: AHHHH. Stop! I could have dropped my croissant.

Vali: HAHAHAHA. He got you good.

Azazel: It's easy for you to talk I almost dropped my croissant.

Michael: You poor soul.

Drake: Next.

On the screen we can see All of The Boys at a party at some random dudes house.

Kiba: So..... who's going first?

Y/N:

Yang: Oh.

Raven: My.

Summer: God.

Isen: Holy shit dude you got some moves.

Y/N: *stands up and turns to the audience and bows* Thank you. Thank you. *sits back down*

Drake: Next. Oh you gonna love this.

The Boys playing Just Dance.(others=Vali & Mercury; us=Y/N and Dabi)

Y/N/Dabi: We just built different.

Valerie(Vali sister): Yea Vali can't dance.

Emerald: Same with Mercury here.

Drake: Next.

Y/N: Where the fuck is John?

Blyke: Let me call him. *calls John*

John: *picks up* Hello.

Blyke: We need your help! Can you come here?

John: Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Blyke: Alright, hurry up then come over here.

John: I can't find them.

Blyke: What do you mean you can't find them?

John: I can't find them. There's only soup.

Blyke: Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?

John: It mean there's only soup.

Blyke: Well get out of the soup aisle!

John: Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!

Blyke: Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!

John: There's just more soup!

Blyke: Go into the next aisle!

John: (move to the next aisle) There's still soup!

Blyke: Where are you right now?!

John: I'm at soup!

Blyke: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?

John: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Blyke: WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!

John: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Blyke: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

John: FUCK YOU!

Seraphina: John. Why? Just why?

John: I had a bad day ok?

Y/N: But why were you buying clothes at a soup store.

John: *shrugs shoulders*.

Drake: Next one.

Y/N and Vali standing in the elevator that's going down.

Y/N: *turns to Vali* Hey let's do get help.

Vali: What?

Y/N: Get help.

Vali: No.

Y/N: Cmon you love it.

Vali: I hate it.

Y/N: It's great it works every time.

Vali: It's humiliating.

Y/N: Do you have a better plan?

Vali: No.

Y/N: We're doing it.

Vali: We are not doing get help. (From 0:43 to the end)

Audience: *laughing*.

Valerie: HAHAHAHAHA Y/N I have so much respect for you now HAHAHAHA.

Vali: It's easy for you to talk my back hurt for a whole day after that.

Y/N: Sorry but we had to do something.

Ozpin: But why did you do that to the police?

Y/N: We stole my car keys from the police when they took them. And we needed a plan.

Qrow: Damn. You need to teach me some of those.

Y/N: Ok.

Drake: Next.

John sitting in the classroom writing a math test but he doesn't know anything.

John: *looks out of the window and sees Y/N sitting on the rooftop of the building next to the school*

Y/N: *looks at John and waves at him*

John: *in his mind*

John: And I'm very happy that you got my message and helped me.

Y/N: No problem. That's what Bros are for.

Drake: Ok now let's do the most wholesome moment I have ever seen. (Elizabeth=Kunou; William=Y/N)

Kunou: Y/N I want to dance.

Y/N: You want to dance Kunou?

Kunou: *nods cutely*

Y/N: 'Oh my god she's so cute' Ok let's dance.

Kunou: YAY.

Most females: Awwwwwww.

Kunou: We had so much fun dancing.

Y/N: Yes we did little fox.

Yasaka: *blushing* 'He would be such a good father for Kunou..... oh wait we're engaged' *heavy blush*

Drake: Ok let's see what we'll be reacting to next.

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The Boys playing "Smash or Pass"

A/N: Hello. Author here. Just wanted to say ty so much for your support and hope you enjoyed. Also I need help farming lvl 90 domains in Genshin so if you're willing to help text me in dm. Again ty for your support. AUTHOR OUT.