Teachers:
Aizawa=Y/N
Vlad King=Mirellia
All Might=Izuku
Nezu=John
Recovery Girl=Barbara
Midnight=Lisa

1-A:
Izuku=Ruby
Bakugou=Koneko
Iida=Belfast
Kaminari=Isen
Kirishima=Mercury
Mina=Ravel
Momo=Winter
Jirou=Xinyan
Todoroki=Naofumi

1-B:
Kendo=Akali
Monoma=Rias
Tetsutetsu=Lumine

Villains:
Shigaraki=Motoyasu
Kurogiri=Ozpin
Toga=Cinder

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Drake: Aight let's start.

The screen lit up and they could see Y/N and Mirellia standing together and talking.

-Episode 11-

Mirellia: You know, I'm surprised you agreed to this joined exercise.

Y/N: Why are you so surprised? It'll be a good learning experience. Ahem, very enriching.

Mirellia: *looks at him with concern*

Y/N: You should be concerned.

-with both classes-

Lumine: Look man. I don't care what has to be done. But we want our teacher back!

Mercury: Ummmmm, sorry? I mean we're having a pretty good time.

Akali: Yea no shit! You're not getting granades thrown at you every day.

Belfast: I mean, in all fairness. That's a regular day for us. Mirellia's curriculum is so, relaxing. No wonder you guys are so chill.

Akali: Yea, and no wonder you guys are so fucking manic. How do you handle Y/N? Every fucking day.

Isen: Well well well, are you saying, you can't handle it?

Rias: Come on man, I am too young and too beautiful for all this stress.

Rias: I'm not like that.

Some people looked at her with a "really?" face.

Koneko: Then from now on you're going to think twice before talking shit. Ain't that right.

Rias: *nods with teary eyes*

-back with teachers-

Y/N: Oh right. I forgot. I brought a little teaching aid with me.

Mirellia: Y/N, is that a rocket launcher?

Y/N: *aim the rocket launcher at the class 1-B* Oh Mirellia, one day you'll be on my level. HEYO!

Naofumi: Oh yea the rocket launcher.

1-B: What!? *screams* Oh my god! Mommy!
-episode 11 end-

Midnight: Aizawa where do you get the rocket launcher from?

Aizawa: None of your concern.

Mirellia: I hope the kids are okay.

Y/N: *chuckle* Physically? maybe. Emotionally? Never.

-episode 12-

Mirellia: Ok, it's field trip day.

Belfast: A what now?

Mirellia: A field trip. It's good to get off campus once in a while so I've decided we're going to the beach.

Isen: *gasp* A beach? We've never had a beach episode.

Uraraka: What does he mean by episode?

Drake: Nevermind that, just Isen being Isen.

Isen: Hey!

John: I mean, is he wrong tho?

Koneko: That's because we have actual shit to do. This isn't some fucking show joe.

Mirellia: Field trips are pretty normal for highschool. I mean, 1-B is going on a field trip with Y/N today.

Naofumi: Hmmmmm, Y/N has never taken us on a field trip. That's a bit sus.

Ruby: Yea, I agree with Naofumi. I'm a little worried.

Belfast: Look, whatever happening to them today. We can't help them now. Thoughts and prayers.

-with 1-B-

Y/N: Alright everyone get off the bus.

Yang: Oh we've seen this already.

Lumine: Where the fuck are we?

Akali: I have no idea.

Akali: Well at least Y/N ain't throwing granades at us.

Y/N: *chuckle, low voice* You gonna wish I was. *normal voice* Rias, go ahead and knock on that door.

Rias: Ehhh, Ok. *knocks on the door*

Cinder: *opens the door* What the fuck?

Class 1-B: *panicked screaming*

Motoyasu: Who dat is?

Cinder: It's the grat value 1-A!

Class 1-B: *screaming* IT'S THE LEAGUE OF FUCKING VILLAINS!

Y/N: I am aware, this is your field trip. Survive. *drives off* I'll be at Applebee's for happy hour.

Class 1-B: *screaming* HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?!

Y/N: VERY WELL.
-episode 12 end-

Aizawa: That was fun.

Nezu: And I had fun watching this.

Mirellia: With each episode I become more and more concerned.

-episode 13-

Lisa: Yo this teacher swap shit is wild.

Barbara: You telling me. John is on a whole new set of drugs letting this happen, but you know what. I ain't complaining. I haven't seen broccoli boy in two weeks.

Izuku: Do I really look like a broccoli?

Most people: Yes.

Lisa: Whaaaat?

Barbara: Yeah, or any of class 1-A, which is usually 90 percent of my workload. Yes it helps to not have a psycho teach the most accident prone kids in the school. Shiiiit, I might even get off early today.

Jean: You swear?

Barbara: Very and very rarely.

Y/N: *enters* Yeaaaaaah,  I wouldn't hold your breath if I were you. I come bearing gifts. Hurry the fuck up.

Then a very injured class 1-B enters the office screaming help.

Barbara: The fuck? Y/N, the fuck did you do to these kids?

Y/N: Nothing out of the ordinary. Simple training exercises, and then I dropped a building on them.

Barbara: What!?

Y/N: I wish you'd stop acting surprised at that. It had to be done. Breaking bones makes them stronger.

Akali: No it fucking doesn't!

Y/N: Hey look here. My least favorite child, Ruby, has broken her bones more than any of you have sprained an ankle. I don't want to hear it. Good on Lumine for being the only one not hurt.

Lumine: Uhhhh, I feel so guilty.

Aizawa: You shouldn't. You really don't.

Barbara: Oh my fucking God.

Ruby: *opens the door* Heyyyyy, I think I stepped on my ankle.

Barbara: GET OUT!!!!!

Ruby: Yep okay. *runs away*
-episode 13 end-

Ruby: But I just stepped on my ankle.

Tai: Ruby, sometimes you don't question things.

-episode 14-

Mirellia: Hello Y/N.

Y/N: Mirellia.

Mirellia: Where are you and 1-B be headed?

Y/N: Oh, over to the USJ. They had some more obstacles added in. And I have a new granade launcher to test out.

Teachers: Granade launcher.

Aizawa: That reminds me, I still owe you Y/N for supplying me with ammo for it.

Y/N: It's no problem.

Mirellia: Oh my god.

Y/N: Where are you taking these losers?

Mirellia: Class 1-A? Just trying to find a nice spot to do some yoga and pilates.

Y/N: *groan* Bitch-ass-ness.

Mirellia: Um, you mind if I talk to class 1-B real quick?

Y/N: Sure whatever. I guess I'll check on my gremlins too. See how much you ruined them.

Class 1-A: Hey!

Mirellia: Okay.

-with 1-B-

As soon as Mirellia entered the classroom Rias immediately lunged at her and hugged her.

Rias: MOMMY! *cries*

Mirellia: Whoa.

Akali: Ma'am you have to come back. This mother fucker is crazy.

Mirellia: Look I know this must be very difficult for you guys.

Lumine: Difficult is an understatement. Granades, thrown at us every day. We're gonna need therapy.

Mirellia: Ah fuck.

Nezu: Ah fuck indeed.

-with 1-A-

Y/N: Yall having fun at your extended chucky cheese visit?

Belfast: Well actually sir. It's been a very educational expe-

Y/N: Spare me the bullshit. Yall already look weaker. Even Isen looks even more spaced out.

Isen: Rude.

Isen: Rude.

Y/N: At least Koneko is fine. On account of her toxic masculinity.

Koneko: Damn straight.

Koneko: Damn straight.

Y/N: Have fun while it lasts.
-episode 14 end-

Kuroka: Awww, I'm proud of you sis nya.

-episode 15-

Izuku: You wanted to see me?

Izuku: Me?

Nezu/All Might: 'Oh its this one'

John: Yes! Please come enjoy this with me.

Izuku: What is that?

John: Security footage. Two weeks ago I made Y/N and Mirellia switch classes. And it has been, a reality show of a lifetime. I mean I know I'm a genius, but I feel like my entire life lit up to this. Hehehehe.

Izuku: Yeah it's been crazy. So you just been watching them, on camera?

Melty: That's creepy.

John: *moment of silence* Yes. What's the point of being the principal if I can't do fuck shit like this. Let's check in on class 1-A.

Blyke: No, no. He has a point.

~on the video~

Koneko: When are we gonna start blowing shit up!

Mirellia: Koneko this is a history lesson.

Koneko: I don't give a fuck! I'm tired of all this weak shit.

Ruby: Kacchan please.

Koneko: Rose I swear to fucking God!

~video end~

John: Now let's switch go class 1-B.

~on the video~

Y/N: If you can't survive being ran over by a tank then you don't deserve to be heroes.

1-B: What does he mean a tank? OH MY GOD HE HAS A REAL FUCKING TANK. *loud screaming*

~video end~

John: My god, they just got knocked the fuck out.

Vlad King: I still don't understand where did you get that tank from.

Aizawa: Secrets.

Drake: Aight, and that's all. Now let's continue with the fights. Qrow you might remember this one.