This was requested by the person
who likes MGRR. Enjoy. :D

Oh and play this if for the whole chapter if you're truly a MGRR fan:

Oh and sorry for the late post.
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Now before I explain the AU a bit I want to ask. Is there any MGRR fans? (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance) say AYE MY FRIENDS.

Now onto the AU. The AU is modern Genshin and some of Inazuma cast will react to the Ei's brother as per say. She doesn't know that she has a brother so this will be a surprise. Now let's start.

The scene opens again to the all familiar theater. Then 6 people appeared in the seats. Those being Ayaka, Yoimiya, Ei, Sara, Kokomi and Yae.

Yoimiya: What the-

Kokomi: Where are we?

Ei: Sara, why are you-?

Sara: I was relaxing at home so don't judge on what I wear.

Ei: Fair enough.

Ayaka: Girls look.

She pointed at the screen where they saw words appear.

"Good day girls. I brought you here today to react to someone. But first, do any of you know a man by the name Jetstream Sam?"

Ei: Who?

Ayaka: I think I know. I heard my brother talk to him on the phone about some contact so he's maybe a mercenary?

"Correct, he's a mercenary for hire and does almost any job no matter how gruesome and bloody it is"

Kokomi: I think I should be concerned when you said "gruesome and bloody".

"No need, now any other questions before we start?"

Yae: Why are we reacting to him?

"Well, he's a family member to one of you, but for who exactly you will find out in the end, now let's start"

The screen turns on and shows two people. One in a suit and the other in some type of armor. The later person was walking away.

???: Are you sure this information is true Sam?

Sam: Guess I'll have to find out.

???: But you don't even know where she lives.

Sam: Eh, I have a few contacts who owe me so I'll be fine.

With Sam walked away and the screen turned off.

Yae: Guess that's Jetstream Sam.

Yoimiya: But what was he wearing?

Ayaka: I think that's called a cyborg-esqe suit. Or cybernetic enchantments. Either is correct.

Sara: How do you know this?

Ayaka: Hehe, I may or may not read some of my brothers business files.

"Now let's watch something funny and not so much"

The screen turns on and shows Sam walking on an empty street and in front of him was a military vehicle with heavy machine-gun and a person behind it.

Sam: Why hello there, would you care to see my RGB lighting. *pulls out the katana and it glows rainbow* I spent three thousand dollars.

Soldier: Sir, please go out of the way.

Sam: Oh. *starts running at him while deflecting and slicing bullets* I'll just have to give you a demonstration then.

When Sam was close he jumped at the roof of the vehicle while slicing the soldier in two and while the body flew over him he sliced it 2 more times. The camera then shows a woman in the car.

Woman: Oh shit he got RGBs let's get the fuck out.

The camera then shows Sam as he stands up and turns to the soldiers and smirks.

Sam: I guess you could say he's half the man he once was.

The screen turns off.

Yoimiya: Now I know what he meant by bloody.

Kokomi: But why did he kill the soldier?

Yae: I don't know. But I assume maybe he was hired?

Ayaka: Maybe.

Ei: Pfffff-

Everyone looked at her as she looked at them.

Ei: What? What he said was funny. And his katana really had RGBs! I wish mine could too.

"I'm surprised that none of you puked. But anyway let's get to something more funny"

The screen turns on and shows a man in a black cyborg-esqe suit running through the empty street of the city when all of the billboards showed Sam.

Sam: What's up gamers.

???: God damn it.

Sam: Let me tell you something important Raiden, you're a normie and a beta male cuck.

Yoimiya: Hahahahaha, no way he just called him that! Hahaha.

Kokomi: I know right! Hahahaha.

???: I'm only here to dispense justice. *points sword at Sam*

Sam: That's C R I N G E Jack, and your setup is weak. *projects himself onto a building* You can't even project yourself onto a building *projects himself onto a billboard* or a billboard.

At this point Yoimiya and Kokomi were laughing while the rest were giggling. Well, Ei was dying of laughter. (I honestly laughed so hard when I first watched the video, it's at the top if you're wondering)

Jack: Your clout doesn't mean anything, it's pointless!

Sam: Cope and seethe, Jack. Why don't you go back to facebook and post dome minion memes.

Jack: No, that's not the point.

Sam: Do you see now? All this murder and you still aren't B A S E D.

Jack: You bastard.

Sam: Shut, the fuck up and listen for the moment.

As the screen turned off the girls were laughing a little but calming down while Ei was taking big breaths from laughing that hard.

"Now for the last one. Be prepared to be amazed"

The screen turned on and showed Jack and Sam in a desert. There was also a best robo doggo as well.

Best robo doggo: Oh so now you decide to stop.

Jack: I'm running late.

Sam: Oh don't worry Raiden, the clown college is closer than you think.

Jack: Yeah, it's right in front of me.

Sam: Hahahaha, kill yourself. Your ass will always be C R I N G E and my ass will always be T H I C C.

And with that the screen turns off.

The girls were once again laughing but when they saw how THICC Sam's ass was they compared themselves to him and got sad. Mostly Ayaka.

Ayaka: How is this fair. I worked so hard so my ass would be thicc but a man beat me.

Yoimiya: I understand you sister. We all do.

Yae: Even then, with how thicc his ass is I wouldn't mind him clapping my ass with his thicc sword.

Sara: Amen to that sister.

Kokomi: Amen.

Ei: Wait you didn't tell us whose family member he was.

"Oh, yes, he's your older brother Ei"

Ei: HUH! But how come I didn't know?

Yae: How old is he?

"He's in his mid-30s"

Yoimiya: *whistle* Kinda looking good for his age.

Yae: And the age between him and me is not that big so I have a chance.

Ei: Yae, don't you dare.

Yae: Oh shut it Ei. If everything works out we'll be sisters in law.

"Now before Ei kills Yae, I will teleport yall to Ei's house where Sam will be in a few hours. Bye"

And with that the girls vanished and the theater started to wait for the next guests.

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And that's all people. Hope you enjoyed. Oh and you're welcome for the video at the top.