How Y/N calls others
Drake: Well I hope you finished beating Y/N up. Again. But anyway this time I'll show you what Y/N calls some of yall. Anyway let's start. Although I'll teleport most of the kids out. *snaps fingers and most innocent kids teleport to the separate room*
The screen lit up and everyone could see Y/N sitting on the couch while in front of him stood Drake with a remote in front of the TV.
Y/N: Ok so let me get this straight. You'll be showing me pictures of different people who I know and I have to say how I call them?
Drake: Yes. Do have in mind that some people do not know you who will be shown.
Sona: And why are you doing this?
Y/N: And why are you doing this?
Drake: Where's the fun in being a God and not doing stupid stuff like this?
Drake: Does that answer your question?
Sona: Yes.
Drake: Now then let's start. *presses the button* (I won't be posting any pics cos there are too many people and the pic limit is only 20 soooooooooo. Imma just write who dat is when Y/N speaks)
Y/N: *Ahri* Foxy.
Ahri: Really?
Y/N: What? I couldn't think of anything else. And you're literally a fox.
Y/N: *Evelynn* Demoness.
Evelynn: You're not wrong.
Y/N: *Kai'sa* Dancer. I love her dancing moves honestly.
Kai'sa: Thank you.
Y/N: *Akali* Ninja wannabe.
Akali: I am not!
Y/N: *Seraphina and Remi* Time stop and Charger.
Remi: *gasp* How dare you call Sera that?
Blyke: And how dare you call Remi that?
Y/N/John: Shut up simp.
Y/N: *John* Best buddy.
John: Ayyyyy.
Y/N: *Blyke* Mr.Pew Pew.
Blyke: *deadpanned* Really.
Y/N: *shrugs shoulders*
Y/N: *Arlo* A walking bunker. Like come on. With his ability he is a walking bunker. Just not a good one.
Arlo: Really Y/N, really.
John: I mean he's not wrong. I owned you quite a few times and your barrier didn't help you.
Seraphina: True.
Y/N: *Isen* Dumbass.
Unordinary(-Isen): Agreed.
Isen: Oh come on guys!
Y/N: *Amber* Bunny thighs.
Amber: *blushing* Even us?
Drake: Yes.
Y/N: *Barbara* Helpful nun.
Barbara: He's not wrong. I love helping people.
Y/N: *Beidou* Pirate mommy.
Beidou: Oh~? Do give me a visit after all of this will ya?
Y/N: 'HELL YEA' Sure.
Issei: Lucky bas- *gets knocked out*
Drake: Ok next time he does that. The ones who have guns with them are allowed to shoot him. I don't care anymore plus the author doesn't too, do you?
Author: *through the 4th wall* Nope. Now continue. *4th wall fixes itself*
Y/N: *Diona* An adorable girl who hates the queen of wine.
Diona: You're not wrong.
Y/N: *Diluc(fem)* A queen of wine who also hates wine.
Diona: Do you really?
Diluc: Yes.
Diona: Friends?
Diluc: Friends.
Y/N: *Eula* Will make you simp with a sneeze. (Am I wrong tho? I don't think I am)
Eula: What?
Drake: Oh trust me you have many simps.
Eula: Ok?
Y/N: *Fischl and Oz* Literal confusion and the one who helps remove confusion.
Fischl: Am I really that confusing?
Lumine: When you speak in fantasy.
Oz: Am I really that helpful?
Lumine: Oh you have no idea.
Y/N: *Ganyu* Sleep deprived waifu.
Ganyu: *wakes up* Huh? *goes back to sleep shortly after*
Y/N: *Hu Tao* Would kill for mora.
Everyone who knew her looked at her.
Hu Tao: *nervous* Hehehehe.
Y/N: *Jean and Kazuha(fem)* Hmmmmmm, Dandelion thighs and Canadian thighs.
Jean: *blushing* Huh?
Kazuha: *covers her face*
Beidou: Awwww. *hugs her* Someone has a crush.
Kazuha: *quietly* S-shut up.
Y/N: *Ayaka* DON'T MAKE THE SOCKS WET!
Ayaka: *embarrassed* How do you know of that?!
Lumine: But he's not wrong.
Ayaka: You're not helping!
Y/N: *Sara* Sexy bird.
Sara: *straight face but with a little blush*
Y/N: *Lisa* Ara Ara waifu.
Lisa: Ara~ am I now~?
Y/N: *shudders* 'Why do I feel violated'
Y/N: *Mona* Broke but sexy astrologist.
Mona: *blushing* I just have slight financial problems, I'm not broke.
Lumine looked at her with a "really bitch?"
Y/N: *Ningguang and Noelle* Rich mommy and a really wholesome maid.
Ningguang: I'm not that rich.
Liyue crew: You built yourself a second Jade Chamber!
Ningguang: Okay maybe I am rich.
Noelle: But I'm not wholesome.
Lumine: Accept it Noelle. Cos you really are.
Y/N: *Ei* GIVE ME DANGO!
Ei: I just love dango ok!?
Y/N: *Rosaria* Badass nun.
Rosaria: *hums in acknowledgement*
Y/N: *Kokomi* Cute fish.
Kokomi: Why fish?
Lumine: Cos you're a meme.
========From Author========
Here, have a kokomi fish meme.
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Y/N: *Sayu and Sucrose* A sleeping bundle of cuteness and if sweetness was a waifu.
Sucrose: *blushes* H-h-h-huh?? B-b-b-but I-
Lumine: Don't argue Sucrose, just accept it.
Sucrose: O-o-ok.
Y/N: *Childe(fem)* Sexy rich girl.
Lumine: And Zhongli's wallet.
Childe: Am not.
Lumine: You are.
Y/N: *Thoma(fem)* Extroverted animal lover.
Thoma: I am! I do love animals.
Y/N: *Lumine and Paimon* A girl who travels with a talking food and a talking food.
Paimon: OH COME ON!
Lumine: HA!
Y/N: *Venti(fem)* Queen of drunkards.
Venti: Ehe.
Paimon: Ehe Te Nandayo!
Y/N: *Xiangling* Gordon Ramsey's daughter.
Xiangling: Who's that?
Drake: The most know chef in the world.
Xiangling: Whoa. I want to meet him!
Y/N: *Yanfei and Yoimiya* Cute Layera and a firework expert.
Yanfei: I mean I do love law. But cute?
Yoimiya: I am an expert. Thank you for the compliment.
Y/N: *Yae and Zhongli(fem)* Fox mommy and Geo mommy.
Yae: *whispers to Zhongli* Say Ara Ara on 3. 1, 2, 3.
Yae/Zhongli: Ara~ Ara~.
Lisa: 'Could they be two of my people?'
Y/N: *shivers*
Y/N: *Hina(Gorou's sister) and Signora* Dog waifu and Butterfly mommy.
Alexander: *telepathy* 'Why so many "mommy"?'
Y/N: 'Cos I am a man of culture. Plus I fucked the last one'
Alexander: 'Respect'
Y/N: *Team RWBY* Cookie muncher, Ice bitch, Bellabooty and Flirt dragon.
R_BY: Huh?!
Weiss: Excuse me?!
Y/N: You're excused.
Y/N: *Team JNPR* Denser then sun, Pancake queen, Spartan princess and book buddy.
Jaune: What do you mean?
Pyrrha: Nothing Jaune. 'Screw Jaune, I'm with Y/N now'
Nora: AHA! See Ren! I am the queen!
Ren: I can see that Nora.
Y/N: *Ozpin and Glynda* Failed mage and Kinky teacher.
Ozpin: Huh. I can agree with both.
Glynda: *Embarrassed* Headmaster!!!!
Y/N: *Team MILF* Rose mommy, bird mommy, ice mommy and milf Bellabooty.
Summer blushed, Raven and Willow licked their lips and said a quiet Ara Ara and Kali purred.
Y/N: *Qrow and Winter* Drinking best buddy and snow princess.
Winter: *blushes a little* What?!
Qrow noticed her blush but before he could tease her she knocked him out.
Y/N: *Roman and Neo* Ginger and ice cream waifu.
Roman: *offended gasp* How dare you!
While Neo just sent a text to Y/N which said "I'd like to try your ice cream" at which he replied "at the next break".
Y/N: *Koneko and Kuroka* Small cute kitty and big sexy kitty.
Koneko and Kuroka purred.
Y/N: *Rossweise and Irina* Hot valkyrie and little angel.
Rossweise blushed hard and Irina pouted.
Irina: I'm not little!
Y/N: *Asia and Xenovia* The embodiment of innocence and blueberry.
Those who know Asia: And it should stay that way.
Xenovia: Blueberry?
Y/N: Cos of your hair.
Y/N: *Kiba and Tsubaki* Sword buddy and Kiba's girl.
The both of them blushed while Y/N screamed "GO OUT ALREADY!".
Y/N: *Sona and Serafall* Chess friend and magic girl.
Serafall: See! See Sona! Even Y/N admitted that I'm a magic girl! *proud of herself*
Sona: Yes sister.
Y/N: *Riser and Ravel* Flaming chicken and cute fire birdy.
Riser: Why am I chicken again? And don't touch my sister!
Ravel: *blushing* 'He called me cute! He called me cute! He called me cute! He called me cute! He called me cute! He called me cute! He called me cute! He called me cute!'
Y/N: *Michael and Gabriel* Saint and Innocence.
Michael: He's not wrong.
Sirzech: Gah! When did you get here?!
Gabriel: A few reactions ago.
Y/N: *Azazel and Vali* Gaming best buddy and battle maniac.
Vali: I'm not a battle maniac.
Azazel and Valerie looked at him with "really?" face.
Y/N: *Gremory family* Cool redhead, best mom, maid mommy and small buddy redhead.
Sirzech: Where's me and Ri-Ri?
Drake: I didn't show you cos I didn't want Y/N to destroy the TV.
Rias: Do you hate us that much?
Y/N: Oh you have no idea.
Y/N: *Yasaka and Kunou* Big Fox mommy and little fox.
Yasaka: 'Oh I'll be your mommy alright' *licks lips*
Y/N: *Izuku and Iida* Cinnamon roll and robocop.
Iida: Why robocop?
Y/N: Cos of your hand thing that you do all the time. Like damn chill. Or is that some kind of defect?
Iida: It's not.
Y/N: Then stop doing that shit.
Y/N: *Denki and Kirishima* Charger 2.0 and Manly dude.
Denki: Oh come on! Not you too!
Kirishima: *tears of manlyness* Thanks bro. You're manly too.
Y/N: *Jirou and Momo* Rock buddy and fellow rich person.
Jirou: 'Could he be one of my people?'
Y/N: *Nezu and Aizawa* Rat God and sleep buddy.
Nezu: *laughs while drinking tea*
Aizawa: *sleeping in his caterpillar sleeping bag*
Y/N: *Mirko* Bunny thighs. Like damn!
Mirko: Are my thighs that big?
Y/N: Yes. And that's a good thing.
Y/N: *Shigaraki, Toga and Kurogiri* Handy man, blood simp and calm best buddy.
Toga: I can't deny that.
Kurogiri: *holding back Shigaraki* Calm down young master.
The screen turned to black.
Drake: Ok now that that's done I'll give you a break and then you'll react to some of Y/N's fights.
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