He's back/World #4: Teyvat

A/N: Hello everyone. I just wanted to ask those people who read my One-Shot book if you enjoy my ideas. Some of the future ones will probably be turned into a book but I'm not sure. Also idea for this next world is inspired by angry_lumine and the credits go to her. I also wanted to say that I PASSED MY EXAMS! YEA! I was so nervous at my last one that I almost passed out but I passed it. Also MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! NOW THEN, ENJOY!

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Author: Sup bitches, except you Y/N.

Drake: My lord, what brings you here?

Author: Just announcing that the old boss is back from his vacation.

Drake: Who?

???: Me.

Then a figure walked out of the portal and 2 certain angels recognized him.

GoB(God of Bible): Hello children, I'm finally back.

He then was tackled by Michael and Gabriel into a hug and they couldn't keep their tears in and cried into his chest.

GoB: Shhhhh, little ones, I'm back.

Then he dissappeared in a flash of light along with the 2 angels.

Sirzech: What does that mean?

Author: That means that I'm not a main God dumbass. He just asked me to take his place for a while because he decided to go on the vacation, and before you speak, everyone needs a vacation, even if it's THE God himself. Goodbye now, Drake you continue.

Drake: Yes sir.

Author then went back through the same portal as it closed.

Draka: Well that just happened, well anyway the next one choosing will be Lumine.

She gets up from her seat and approaches the orbs. She decided to choose the blue and red orbs.

Lumine: Ok so for the world he'll go to the world we came from, Teyvat and for the power it'll be ungodly amount of luck.

Y/N: HELL YEA!

While Lumine walked back to her seat the orbs fused and shot into Y/N and before he dissappeared he heard Drake say.

Drake: Also Y/N I'm not letting you keep the ungodly amount of luck when you come back so don't even ask.

Y/N: FU- *dissappears*

The screen turned on and we can see Lumine and Amber sitting at the table at Good Hunter eating along with Paimon.

Paimon: Look Lumine it's us.

Lumine: I can see that.

Their perfectly calm meal was interrupted by screaming.

Amber: Do you hear that?

Lumine: Hear what?

Y/N: aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *crash*

And just like that Y/N crashed into their table and all their food was wasted.

Paimon:

When they looked down they saw Y/N laying on the floor without any scratch or bit of food on him.

Rose: How in the-?

Alexander: Ungodly amount of luck is doing its job.

Amber: You ok?

Y/N: *gets up and dusts himself off* Yup.

Lumine: Ummm, who are you?

Y/N: The name's Y/N, oh and here. *hands her a pouch*

Lumine: *takes it* What's in here?

Y/N: Oh, it's a pouch with infinite amount of mora that I conveniently
found in my pocket and only you can open it so Paimon won't be able to use it.

Lumine: Marry me.

Y/N: Sure, but you'll be my 4th wife since I already have 3 fiances.

Lumine: I'm alright with that.

Lumine: *with a smile* 'I sure am'

What she didn't notice is Alexander looking at her. He then took out his personal journal and wrote "Daughter-in-law #4: Lumine" and put it away.

-somewhere else-

Aether: Hmmmmmm, what should I do?

Abyss mage: My prince, there is an emergency?

Aether: I'm sure it can wa-

Abyss mage: Your sister is engaged. She's in Mondstadt at the moment.

Aether: GATHER ALL RUIN GUARDS AND START TO MARCH TO MONDSTADT. I'M GOING TO KILL THE FUCKER!

Abyss mage: Yes my prince.

-back with the group-

Y/N: 'I feel like someone is on my ass'

Everyone: You have no idea.

Amber: Wait how do you know them?

Y/N: I'm like Lumine, from the other world but I can come back and my world has it's version of Lumine and everyone else. So what now?

Lumine: *grabs his hand* We're going to Liyue so I can pay other debts Paimon is responsible for and you're coming with me. I also want to see who's richer you or Childe. Bye Amber. *dissappears*

Amber: Awww, I wanted to go with them, *shrugs* oh well.

-with Aether-

Abyss mage: My prince, they're now in Liyue.

Aether: CHANGE THE COURSE, TO LIYUE!

-with the group-

Lumine: Now where is that bastard Childe?

Childe: I'm male there? I wonder how I look.

Y/N: Can't find him?

Lumine: No, he's usually somewhere around here.

Y/N: Just scream free hugs from Lumine and he'll appear.

Lumine: Why? What is he, a simp?

Y/N/Lumine & everyone who know him/her: Yes.

Childe: 'ouch'

Lumine: Ok then. FREE HUGS FROM LUMINE!

Y/N: He'll be here in 3   2   1   now!

Childe: Ojou-chan!

He tried to tackle her into a hug but before he could touch her Y/N grabbed him by the collar and threw him into the tree. Childe then got up, dusted himself off and approached the duo.

Childe: Why would you do that?

Childe: I look good. But I could look better. So I'll give my male self 8 out of 10.

Y/N: Because 1, that was a trick to bring you here and 2, *hugs Lumine from the back* mine so fuck off.

Childe: W-what? Ojou-chan please tell me that he's lying.

Lumine: Well not completely. But it'll be decided in a battle.

Childe: I'm ready.

Lumine: Calm down. The battle will have 3 steps. 1 we'll compare who's richer, 2 who's a better cook and 3 who's stronger.

Childe: Why 3?

Lumine: Because in 1 we'll see who will be able to support the family better financially, 2 who'll be able to take care of me better and 3 who'll be able to protect me and our family.

Childe: Ok I agree to this.

Y/N: Me as well, let's start.

Lumine: Ok then, tell me your current FULL amount of money.

Childe: If counting the mora I have in banks back in Snezhnaya then it would be 100,300,450 mora. Beat that stranger.

Everyone who are from the genshin cast had their jaws on the floor except Ningguang because she's also rich and Childe who looked disappointed?

Childe: Aww he's just child, I have over 500 million, that's if counting the money I have in different countries as well.

Some people passed out from the amount, mainly poor people.

Y/N: First of all my name is Y/N-

Childe: Noted.

Y/N: -and second of all we'll need a special person to count my money cos I have it on my credit card.

Childe/Lumine: The what?

Y/N: You'll see.

Then a portal opened and a person walked out of it, it was Morrison.

Y/N: Oh hey Morrison.

Morrison: Hello Y/N, Drake sent me to help you with showing your amount of money.

Y/N: Ok then.

Morrison then took out a special device that would measure the money count.

Morrison: Just put your card to the scanner and it'll give us an exact amount of money you have.

Y/N: *takes out his wallet and the card*  Ok, but change the setting so it will show the amount in mora.

Morrison nodded and did as Y/N asked, Y/N then put the card to the scanner and after a few seconds the device started to calculate the amount of money he has in mora. After another minute it gave a check and Morrison looked at it, then at Lumine. He then gave her the check and dissappeared in the same portal he came from while tipping his hat. When Lumine looked at the check her eyes widen and she read the amount out loud.

Lumine: Seems like Y/N wins. Because in mora he has 694,284,903,816,492 mora.

People passed out, even rich people, is all I'm gonna say.

Y/N: Awww, I thought it would be more. Maybe it has something to do with the mansion i bought a week ago.

Childe: H-how?

Y/N: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Lumine: Ok now let's get to part 2. Cooking contest. You go get ready while I gather 2 more people to act as jury.

~a little timeskip brought to you by baby neko Hu Tao eating a fish cookie~

Audience: AWWWWWW!

Hu Tao blushed madly out of embarrassment.

Zhongli(fem): Look at you, you look adorable Hu Tao.

Hu Tao: S-shut u-up!

Yanfei: *teasingly* Awww you don't need to be embarrassed.

Drake: You'll next Yanfei.

Yanfei: Please no!

Zhongli: Please yes!

Right now we can see Y/N and Childe standing in front of the ingredients ready to cook.

Lumine: Ok so I'll be 1 of the jury. The other 2 will be our favorite cook Xiangling-

Xiangling: Hello, do your best!

Lumine: -and our favorite 'geo mommy' Ningguang.

Beidou: I'm calling you that from now on.

Ningguang: Don't you dare.

Beidou: Try me.

Ningguang: Hello everyone.

Xiangling: Now then onto the rules. The help from people you brought is allowed, with Childe he has?

Childe: Helping me will be one of my friends and teachers who taught me how too cook, Ivan.

Ivan: Good day everyone. (The art goes to it's respected owner)

Xiangling: Pleasure to meet you. And from Y/N we have, no one?

Y/N: Oh I apologize, this is my help. Bellion.

Then someone appeared from Y/Ns shadow.

(The same height as Y/N and instead of armor and sword he wears a black and purple cook outfit)

Bellion: I'm ready.

Xiangling: *shocked and scared a little* Whoa, who are you?

Y/N: Let me introduce you to the general and the strongest warrior in my shadow army, Bellion.

Bellion: Please to meet you lady and gentlemen.

Xiangling: Nice to meet you. Now then if the cooks are ready. READY *they looked at the ingredients* SET *they got ready to start, this also gathered quite a big group of people who where watching them and were curious about Bellion* START!

And with that the cooking started. The first one to finish cooking was Childe and Ivan, and their dish was Sashimi Platter.

Ivan: Hope you enjoy.

The jury took a bite and after a minute of deciding the stated their scores:

Lumine: 8.5
Xiangling: 8.5
Ningguang: 9

The people cheered and the 2 smirked and then looked at Y/N and Bellion who then presented their dish.

(Only the dish presenting part and imagine the jury as Lumine, Xiangling and Ningguang. Aldini as Y/N and Bellion as Soma, ignore everyone else)

The scores are:

Lumine: 10+
Xiangling: 10+
Ningguang: 10+

Y/N: Seems like I won. Thank you for help Bellion.

Bellion: You're welcome. *dissappears*

Y/N: Now then. I see the battle between us unnecessary as I've already won with 2 to 0.

Random Guard: LADY NINGGUANG THERE'S AN ARMY OF RUIN GUARDS MARCHING AT LIYUE!

Ningguang: WHAT?! GATHER THE GUARDS AND SET THE DEFENSES WHILE EVERYONE EVACUATE!

Random guard: YES MA'AM!

Y/N: I'll help. Plus I know who's leading the army.

Ningguang: Who?

Lumine: My younger brother, Aether.

-scene change-

We can see a lot of guards standing if front of big army of ruin guards marching to Liyue.

Lumine: He's after you Y/N, i think.

Y/N: Yea, he probably somehow found out that we're going to marry so I'll take care if them. *starts walking towards the army*

Ningguang: Are you crazy?!

Y/N: *a bit away* YES, PLUS I HAVE MY BULLSHIT AMOUNT OF LUCK SO I'LL BE OKAY.

As Y/N was walking he tripped on a small rock and fell on his back while the rock flew right into the eye of one of the ruin guards and it exploded and made a chain reaction of ALL or the ruin guards either exploding or falling down like dominoes broken. When it all died down everyone had their jaws on the ground out of shock.

Ningguang: He didn't lie when he said he had a bullshit amount of luck.

Audience: Yea! No shit!

Y/N: *gets up* Well that just happened.

Aether: Tsk. *sword appears* I'll do it myself.

He then rushed at Y/N and tried to slash him horizontally but Y/N just fell on his back with his hands behind his head.

Aether: Already gave up? Better for me.

Y/N: Nope, but look behind you.

Aether: What do you-

He didn't even finish when a shadow casted over him and he felt a lot of killer intent and anger directed towards him so he shakingly turns around and sees his VERY PISSED older sister looking at him.

What about the people? Let's just say, some passed out, some pissed themselves and some did both, again *cough* issei *cough* *sigh* fucking pussy. And some people already were used to it and expected it.

Lumine then grabbed him by the collar.

Lumine: Aether Licht Lite Rayos(I made this up), you DARE to hurt my future husband who I CHOSE and try to kill him? And let's not forget about you siding with the fatui and abyss. YOU'RE IN A BIG TROUBLE YOUNG MAN!

Aether: *drops his sword and looks at Y/N* Help, please.

Y/N: Nope and bye.

Y/N dissappeared and appeared in his seat as the screen went black and everything people could hear was Aether screaming.

Yamato: Well that just happened.

Some people: Yup.

Drake: The next one I'll show you the pets Y/N has that I brought him from different world. But before that I'll give Lumine a little present.

Drake snapped his fingers and after a moment Lumine squealed in pure happiness and passed out. What made her pass out you ask?

-Lumine POV after Drake snapped his fingers-

After Drake snapped his fingers I saw myself but older? sitting on the porch swing holding a baby with blonde hair looking at Y/N playing with a girl with blonde hair and a boy with black hair and I couldn't help but squeal from the cuteness.

-end Lumine POV     back to 3D POV-

Drake: Now then. We'll start after she wakes up and some people come back.

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Hope you enjoyed people. Again this idea was suggested by angry_lumine and the credits go to her. Now I'll ask you once again. People who read my One-Shot book please tell me your opinions on the ideas that are already posted, I really want to know. Have a great day/night. AUTHOR OUT

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