Funny/cool moments
After Ozpin and Y/N woke up.
Glynda: Headmaster what did you see.
Ozpin: Literal hell. And trust me Glynda you DON'T want to know.
Drake: Ok now let's start with some funny moments that happened with some members of "The Boys" and some other people.
The screen lits up and they can see John and Y/N walking while talking.
John: I'm telling you I saw the guy named Qrow turn into the literal crow that had pixel sunglasses. *notices a random crow* There look, that might be him.
Y/N: Let's check. *looks at the crow* Every time I'm in the street I hear.
Crow(Qrow): CAW CAW CAW CAW. *pixel sunglasses appear and he flies away*
Y/N: Ok that's definitely Qrow.
Akali: Where did you get the sunglasses? Teach me.
Qrow: Sorry kid. Secret of the crow.
Drake: Ok next.
On the screen ve can see Valerie peacefully sleeping in the bed when Vali walks into the room holding a big mirror.
Vali: I remember this one.
He puts the mirror in front of her and nudges her. She wakes up and sees herself in the mirror. She screams and shoots a very powerful fireball at Vali and explosion happens. The camera then shows Kiba casually working at the grocery store. Then suddenly Vali crushes through the roof.
Vali: *in pain* *sees Kiba* Hey Kiba.
Kiba: Hey Vali. How's your day going?
Vali: In pain.
Valerie: You deserved it.
Vali: I still don't know how did you manage to launch me straight to that shop.
Belfast: How far is it from your house?
Vali: It's on the other side of Union city.
Belfast: That's a really long fly.
Arlo: But why didn't you fly. You have wings if I remember.
Vali: I was unconscious and woke up when I crashed.
Drake: Next.
The scene changes to the gym in Union where we can see the boys playing dodge ball.
Nezu: How did you get inside?
Mercury: You have a really shitty security. And the window was open.
The door to the gym then opens and some boys from class 1-A and 1-B walk inside and join them.
All Might: Why didn't you stop them?
Kirishima: It looked like they were having fun so we decided to join.
Tetsutetsu: Yea. You should have seen what Y/N did.
The scene then changes and now there are only Y/N and Azazel left. Azazel throws the ball at Y/N but he backflips over it and throws the ball at Azazel which hits him. (Y/N is the guy who backflips)
Jaune: Holy shit.
Isen: You need to teach me that. At least I won't be that bad at it.
Drake: Next.
The screen changes to where Y/N and Blyke walking in the forest with hunting rifles. At least Y/N had one.
Y/N: Bro where are your rifle?
Blyke: I don't need one.
Y/N: Why?
Blyke: You forgot? I'm a literal sniper.
Y/N: Oh yea.
After a minute af walking they stopped in front of a huge cave.
Y/N: Are you sure that it's the place where a lot of boars live?
Blyke: Yep. Let me just. *shoots a lazer into the cave*
*LOUD ROAR*
Y/N: *STARTS RUNNING* YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER, THAT'S NOT A BOAR THAT'S A FUCKING DRAGON AT MINIMUM.
Blyke: *running next to him* I KNOW RUN.
While they were running they didn't notice that the dragon just looked at them in confusion.
Arlo: How? How did you mistaken a dragon for a boar?
Blyke: Oh shut up.
Drake: Next.
The scene shows Dabi and Hawks sitting on the bench.
Dabi: How much money do you have?
Hawks: 69 cents.
Dabi: Well, you know what that means.
Hawks: *starts to sob* I don't have enough for a chicken nugget.
Nezu: Hawks why are you with a Villain?
Y/N: They're dating. *gets stabbed into the hand by a feather* I'm not taking my words back.
Drake: *heals Y/N* Next will be about random people.
Summer: I remember that.
Raven: And that's one of the reasons why I'm more superior that you in that department.
Summer: Oh shut up.
Drake: Next.
Izuku: Kacchan, why?
Bakugou: SHUT UP DEKU.
Izuku: And Todoroki. Are you a simp?
Shoto: Yes.
Drake: Next.
Bela: We don't look like goth women. Do we?
Cassandra: A little.
Alcina: Who posted this? This is-
Y/N: I did.
Alcina: -acceptable.
Drake: Next.
Ahri: WHY AKALI?! WHY?
Akali: It was funny.
Y/N: I was there. And I still have a photo of you in that costume.
Ahri: *trying to take away the phone* DELETE IT.
Y/N: NEVER.
Drake: Next.
Barbara: Rosaria how can you not spell it?
Rosaria: I just can't.
Jean: *sigh* Here we go again.
Barbara: Repeat after me, again. Bar-
Rosaria: Bar-
Barbara: ba-
Rosaria: ba-
Barbara: tos.
Rosaria: tos.
Barbara: Barbatos.
Rosaria: Bartobas.
Barbara: I give up.
Drake: Next and the last one.
Jonh: Pffff-
Isen: What's so funny? After I found out that you're the joker I was scared to even look at you.
Arlo: He's not that scary.
Blyke: He wiped the floor with all the royalties including you Arlo.
Arlo: *stays silent*
Drake: Ok that's all. The next one you will react to Y/N doing a boss run. You can talk for a while now. *dissappears*
Silvervale: So Y/N when will you buy the rings?
Y/N: They are already on your beds at home. Also you're moving in with me.
Tricky: But when? I don't think we'll leave this place any time soon.
Y/N: You have no need to worry, I ordered some shadows to start moving your stuff to your new rooms in my house.
-Azur Lane cast-
Belfast: So what do you think of Y/N?
Akagi: My destined soul mate. But I need to talk to his fiances first.
Graf Zeppelin: Lady Yamato you seem to be thinking about something. What's on your mind?
Yamato: I'm thinking of asking him if he can become a new commander of Azur Lane. And I know that he won't do anything to us because he's not perverted.
Amagi: I agree. I don't want that abomination of the red dragon emperor to become our commander. Why did the higher ups even approved him?
Hood: They need more financial support and if he becomes the commander they'll have support of the devil king.
Yamato: But they'll change their opinion when they find out that THE Shadow Monarch agreed to become the commander.
Amagi: I agree. During the meeting I could see that they were desperate to find someone who could support us.
Yamato: Then it's settled.
-Genshin cast-
Yae: How do you think Y/N will do when he'll be fighting our bosses?
Lumine: He'll do fine.
Keqing: I agree. And I think that Drake will make him use only visions. But I don't know about the weapon.
Zhongli(fem): Osmathus wine tastes-
Almost everyone(genshin cast): Shut up Zhongli.
A/N: 2 out of 3 done. 1 to go. Hope you enjoyed. AUTHOR OUT
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