Funny/cool moments

After Ozpin and Y/N woke up.

Glynda: Headmaster what did you see.

Ozpin: Literal hell. And trust me Glynda you DON'T want to know.

Drake: Ok now let's start with some funny moments that happened with some members of "The Boys" and some other people.

The screen lits up and they can see John and Y/N walking while talking.

John: I'm telling you I saw the guy named Qrow turn into the literal crow that had pixel sunglasses. *notices a random crow* There look, that might be him.

Y/N: Let's check. *looks at the crow* Every time I'm in the street I hear.

Crow(Qrow): CAW CAW CAW CAW. *pixel sunglasses appear and he flies away*

Y/N: Ok that's definitely Qrow.

Akali: Where did you get the sunglasses? Teach me.

Qrow: Sorry kid. Secret of the crow.

Drake: Ok next.

On the screen ve can see Valerie peacefully sleeping in the bed when Vali walks into the room holding a big mirror.

Vali: I remember this one.

He puts the mirror in front of her and nudges her. She wakes up and sees herself in the mirror. She screams and shoots a very powerful fireball at Vali and explosion happens. The camera then shows Kiba casually working at the grocery store. Then suddenly Vali crushes through the roof.

Vali: *in pain* *sees Kiba* Hey Kiba.

Kiba: Hey Vali. How's your day going?

Vali: In pain.

Valerie: You deserved it.

Vali: I still don't know how did you manage to launch me straight to that shop.

Belfast: How far is it from your house?

Vali: It's on the other side of Union city.

Belfast: That's a really long fly.

Arlo: But why didn't you fly. You have wings if I remember.

Vali: I was unconscious and woke up when I crashed.

Drake: Next.

The scene changes to the gym in Union where we can see the boys playing dodge ball.

Nezu: How did you get inside?

Mercury: You have a really shitty security. And the window was open.

The door to the gym then opens and some boys from class 1-A and 1-B walk inside and join them.

All Might: Why didn't you stop them?

Kirishima: It looked like they were having fun so we decided to join.

Tetsutetsu: Yea. You should have seen what Y/N did.

The scene then changes and now there are only Y/N and Azazel left. Azazel throws the ball at Y/N but he backflips over it and throws the ball at Azazel which hits him. (Y/N is the guy who backflips)

Jaune: Holy shit.

Isen: You need to teach me that. At least I won't be that bad at it.

Drake: Next.

The screen changes to where Y/N and Blyke walking in the forest with hunting rifles. At least Y/N had one.

Y/N: Bro where are your rifle?

Blyke: I don't need one.

Y/N: Why?

Blyke: You forgot? I'm a literal sniper.

Y/N: Oh yea.

After a minute af walking they stopped in front of a huge cave.

Y/N: Are you sure that it's the place where a lot of boars live?

Blyke: Yep. Let me just. *shoots a lazer into the cave*

*LOUD ROAR*

Y/N: *STARTS RUNNING* YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER, THAT'S NOT A BOAR THAT'S A FUCKING DRAGON AT MINIMUM.

Blyke: *running next to him* I KNOW RUN.

While they were running they didn't notice that the dragon just looked at them in confusion.

Arlo: How? How did you mistaken a dragon for a boar?

Blyke: Oh shut up.

Drake: Next.

The scene shows Dabi and Hawks sitting on the bench.

Dabi: How much money do you have?

Hawks: 69 cents.

Dabi: Well, you know what that means.

Hawks: *starts to sob* I don't have enough for a chicken nugget.

Nezu: Hawks why are you with a Villain?

Y/N: They're dating. *gets stabbed into the hand by a feather* I'm not taking my words back.

Drake: *heals Y/N* Next will be about random people.

Summer: I remember that.

Raven: And that's one of the reasons why I'm more superior that you in that department.

Summer: Oh shut up.

Drake: Next.

Izuku: Kacchan, why?

Bakugou: SHUT UP DEKU.

Izuku: And Todoroki. Are you a simp?

Shoto: Yes.

Drake: Next.

Bela: We don't look like goth women. Do we?

Cassandra: A little.

Alcina: Who posted this? This is-

Y/N: I did.

Alcina: -acceptable.

Drake: Next.

Ahri: WHY AKALI?! WHY?

Akali: It was funny.

Y/N: I was there. And I still have a photo of you in that costume.

Ahri: *trying to take away the phone* DELETE IT.

Y/N: NEVER.

Drake: Next.

Barbara: Rosaria how can you not spell it?

Rosaria: I just can't.

Jean: *sigh* Here we go again.

Barbara: Repeat after me, again. Bar-

Rosaria: Bar-

Barbara: ba-

Rosaria: ba-

Barbara: tos.

Rosaria: tos.

Barbara: Barbatos.

Rosaria: Bartobas.

Barbara: I give up.

Drake: Next and the last one.

Jonh: Pffff-

Isen: What's so funny? After I found out that you're the joker I was scared to even look at you.

Arlo: He's not that scary.

Blyke: He wiped the floor with all the royalties including you Arlo.

Arlo: *stays silent*

Drake: Ok that's all. The next one you will react to Y/N doing a boss run. You can talk for a while now. *dissappears*

Silvervale: So Y/N when will you buy the rings?

Y/N: They are already on your beds at home. Also you're moving in with me.

Tricky: But when? I don't think we'll leave this place any time soon.

Y/N: You have no need to worry, I ordered some shadows to start moving your stuff to your new rooms in my house.

-Azur Lane cast-

Belfast: So what do you think of Y/N?

Akagi: My destined soul mate. But I need to talk to his fiances first.

Graf Zeppelin: Lady Yamato you seem to be thinking about something. What's on your mind?

Yamato: I'm thinking of asking him if he can become a new commander of Azur Lane. And I know that he won't do anything to us because he's not perverted.

Amagi: I agree. I don't want that abomination of the red dragon emperor to become our commander. Why did the higher ups even approved him?

Hood: They need more financial support and if he becomes the commander they'll have support of the devil king.

Yamato: But they'll change their opinion when they find out that THE Shadow Monarch agreed to become the commander.

Amagi: I agree. During the meeting I could see that they were desperate to find someone who could support us.

Yamato: Then it's settled.

-Genshin cast-

Yae: How do you think Y/N will do when he'll be fighting our bosses?

Lumine: He'll do fine.

Keqing: I agree. And I think that Drake will make him use only visions. But I don't know about the weapon.

Zhongli(fem): Osmathus wine tastes-

Almost everyone(genshin cast): Shut up Zhongli.

A/N: 2 out of 3 done. 1 to go. Hope you enjoyed. AUTHOR OUT

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