A life stream
As soon as Drake teleported back into the original theater he saw that it was calm and everyone were talking among themselves. Except the boys and Naofumi, they were roasting Riser above the campfire in the corner of the room, he snapped his fingers and everyone appeared in their seats and Riser exhaled in relief.
Drake: I don't want to know why you were doing that to Riser so lets just continue.
As he was about to continue Madden appeared next to him.
Madden: It's done boss.
Drake: Good job. Now tell me why did you leave them in the new world with him?
Madden: *starts sweating* Well, you see. Family reunion and happy life?
Drake: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Good enough. You can go now.
Madden: Ok then, but first.
She then kicked air but there was a red aura around her leg. Everyone heard a girly scream and a crack and they all looked at issei who was holding his balls in pain as Asia was healing him...it wasn't helping much and soon he passed out in his seat from pain. All of the guys grabbed their balls by pure instincts and Drake looked at Madden with an raised eyebrow.
Madden: What? He was checking me out and you know that I already have a girlfriend. Bye. *vanishes*
Drake: Ok so for you to know that was my assistant Madden. Now let's start, you'll see a moment where Y/N and some of the boys did a life stream.
Y/N: *in head*
The screen turned on and they saw Y/N, Mercury and Dabi sitting on a couch.
Y/N: Hello Twitch and YouTube, it's the boys and today as promised, a free stream. You can ask us questions or donate with a dare. All of the money will go to the charity. But before we start we have a special guest. Biscuit Oliva.
A ghost of Biscuit walks into the view of the camera and sits on a leather chair next to a couch.
Biscuit: Hello everyone.
Y/N: I pulled some string and Death allowed him to be here only for today. So, the donations will be open in 3.....2......1.......open.
Mercury: And immediately a 5 dollar donation from "imnotafurry" with a question, "how tall is Biscuit? because he seems hella tall" (he's 5'11 but imma make him taller)
Biscuit: Well the last time I checked I was 6'8. So pretty tall.
Mercury: God damn.
Y/N: A 10 dollar donation from "theallfather" with the question "what do you prefer in a woman boobs or ass?"
Biscuit: Soul so shut up.
Dabi: Don't care.
Mercury: Boobs.
Y/N: Thighs, if she can't give you a lap pillow then she goes bye bye.
Sirzech: Why do I have a feeling that I know who asked that?
Azazel: Who?
Sirzech: Odin.
Y/N: It was him.
Azazel: How do you know?
Y/N: Who else would ask that with the name "theallfather"?
Azazel: Good point.
Dabi: Damn ok. Let's read the chat for a minute. Ok so far I'm seeing "hello" but nothing so far.
Biscuit: A donation from "anonymous" with the message this time. "Let's spice things up, tell us if you're a virgin, if yes then how many times and with how many women?" It's easy, I'm not and a few times with my wife.
Dabi: I'm also not a virgin, 2 times with my girlfriend.
Y/N: Wait what? You have a girlfriend?
Dabi: Well duh. What the fuck do you think.
Mercury: Is it some random or from a league?
Dabi: I'm not telling so fuck off.
Mercury: Tell us already!
Dabi: Bitch no!
Mercury: Guess it's my turn. I'm a virgin. But it may change after today's date.
Dabi: Oh? Going on the date tonight? Who's the chick?
Mercury: I'll tell you if the date will be successful. Y/N your tu- What are you doing?
Y/N: Counting.
Biscuit: What exactly?
Y/N: How many women and how many times.
Mercury: Wait WHAT!?
Y/N: Does threesome and foursome count?
3 of them: WHAT?!
Alexander: YEA, WHAT?!
The audience was very fucking shocked. And when they looked at his girlfriends they saw that they were calm.
2 of them: What?
Yang: What you ask? Your boyfriend just said that he had sex with different women.
Tricky: We know, we have an open relationship. Plus we were the part of some of those.
And now the male audience were very fucking jealous while the female audience felt a bit of jealousy but not all of them. Some of them were a part of those too.
Dabi: Wh- *loud confetti sound* Ah fuck, my fucking ears.
Mercury: First 200 donation from "spillthetea" saying "if you tell us at least 10 women, excluding your girlfriends, who you slept more then 5 times I'll donate 500"
Dabi/Biscuit: Oh fuck.
Y/N: Can I leave?
Drake: No.
Y/N: 'ah God damn it'
Author: *telepathically* 'shut up, I'm enjoying this *popcorn munching sound*'
Y/N: Oh, ummm. Ok give me a second. Uhhhhhh. Ok so here they are. 10 women I slept more then 5 times. Rachel Phoenix-
Riser/Ravel: WHAT?!
Y/N: -Friedrich der Grosse-
Graf Zeppelin: Huh!?
Y/N: -Lisa-
Jean: LISA!?
Lisa: What? We met online and after a bit of talking I decided why not.
Y/N: -Cinder Fall and Neo, they mostly were together-
Roman: Neo?!
Salem: Cinder.
Cinder: Yes Mistress.
Salem: *whispers* Next time call me.
Cinder: *nods*
Y/N: -Raven Branwen and Summer Rose, also together-
Yang/Ruby: MOM!?
Tai: What!?
Summer: It started a month after the divorce so calm down.
Tai: Oh.
Y/N: Ok so the last three I won't say the name's because they're sisters but I'm gonna say they're the oldest of in their family. (Not Saffron. She has her family)
Dabi: And the family name?
Y/N: *sigh* He's gonna kill me. The Arc family.
Mercury: Wait, the sisters of that false knight Jaune Arc?
Y/N: Yea.
Dabi: Oh shit. If he finds out you fucked his sisters he'll kill y- *very fucking loud confetti sound* AH FUCK.
Biscuit: And there's a promised 500 donation. Also while you were talking I saw a dare in the chat. The man said that he had no money to donate but here's how the dare goes. "I dare Y/N to call a random number on his phone and plan a date with that person"
Y/N: Oh God dammit.
With a sigh he pulled out his phone and chose a number and after a few rings the person picked up and it was Willow Schnee.
Willow: Willow Schnee listening.
Weiss: MOM!?
Y/N: Hey Willow.
Willow: Ah Y/N, I was about to call you. I expect you today evening in the manor, I need to relieve some stress, Winter also said that she'll join us so we'll be waiting. Bye~
Y/N: Well boys. Seems like we have things to do. *stands up* Imma head out.
And with that screen turns to black.
Drake: That's all. Y/N, the doors are open.
Y/N: What do you-
He stopped when he felt 2 very angry auras behind him and when he turned around he saw a very angry Weiss, but what scared him more was a VERY angry Jaune with "Overprotective brother mode active".
Y/N: *sweating* L-l-listen J-jaune, we c-can talk a-about t-this.
Jaune: Run!
And Y/N did just that, Weiss and Jaune right after him with their weapons.
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