(Warning: A BUNCH OF BUNNY SUITS)

Zhu yuan: So King was a god this whole time

Yanagi: And he didn't tell us why?

Fairy: .....(looks at herself still shocked)

Wise: Probably due to a lot of targets that would be on his back(she shrugs)

Belle: I hope so...

Caeser: well whatever the case is! King is a tough individual!

Ruby: YEAH THATS MY DUSTED BOYFRIEND!

Sage: Ok now that we are situated it's time to begin....

Shift:begin what?

Bill:(floats down) Well my hooded friend-

Shift: Ain't your friend

Bill:(tops his hat) King, Ghost, DarkBill, Shinic and Hero are playing smash or pass

Ei: And that is what?

Sage: it's a game where people put a picture of a boy or girl and they would decide if they want to smash or pass the person

Yae and Lisa:(chuckles) Oh my~

Yang: All right let's see what they got!

Susano'o:(sighs annoyed) God dammit blondie

The screen starts and we see King, Ghost Hero, Shinic and DarkBill sitting at a table

King: Ok smash or pass time and no we won't get protective of them got it and we pick female we know got it?

The boys: Yep

King: Ok first up...is The pyro archon herself Mauvika....I grabbed the wrong photo...

Mauvika: (blushes) Wonder what King will say...

Venti:(eats an apple) Probably will say Ultimate smash

Fem Zhongli: Agreed

DarkBill: smash...reason is...DAMN BOY SHE THICC!! If king wasn't dating her I would

Ghost: Smash as well...aand that's due to her being a goddess but nothing beats my girls

Hero and Shinic: Smash

King:(slams hand on button) UNIVERSAL SMASH!! And reason is I took time to know her and spar with her...she is a great leader for Natlan and her personality is amazing

Mauvika:(blushing) Oh my

Venti: Told you

Miss Circle: Woah he must love her

Sage: You have no idea how much he cares for us

King: Next up is my beautiful Wife Yor Forger .......,I GRABBED BUNNY PHOTOS! FRICK!

King's girlfriends: HE IS MARRIED!?

Bill: To the assassin herself Thorn Princess or better known as Yor Forger also don't worry she agreed to share

King's girls:(sigh in relief)

King: I won't be mad so what do yall say

Everyone: Smash if she doesn't kill us

King: I'm smashing and (slams hand on button and takes the photo) mine

Ghost: Got it bro

King: Ok next up is...Let me see here.....ok so next we got the invisible goddess herself Sue Storm...thoughts boys?

King:(blushing) OH SNAP WRONG PHOTO!

Ghost: TOO LATE FOR CHANGING IT BRO!! HAH

Sue: (blushes) HOW DID HE GET THAT PHOTO! WE MADE SURE TO NOT TAKE PHOTOS

Reed: Um Susan..... Bunny outfit? Really

Susan:(blushing hard) It was for Easter

Marvel Rivals Crew: ........

Black widow , Squirrel Girl, Mantis, Scarlet Witch, Magik,Storm and Dagger: You got any more?

Sue: WHAT THE ...I mean yes but

Marvel Rival Girls: give us a suit

Sue: O-ok

Iron Man: What the hell

Groot: I am Groot

Rocket: Agreed Buddy

King:(sighs) Thoughts boys?

Everyone: Do we need to explain our reason....we all say smash

King:(hides the photo) ......no one tells anyone...me and Sue had used that for.....something that we talked about

Ghost: sure you did...

King: Next up....is...(sees the photo) God dammit...all the photos I have thanks to someone...are all bunny outfits so...Next up is our favorite hydro archon...Furina

Furina: Hohoh! This will make them head over heals for me

Bill:(snickers) Ghost might have something to say about this

Furina: What you mean-

Sage: Just watch(thinking of getting a bunny suit)

Ghost: (rapidly hits smash)

King: Oh no Ghost chill!

Ghost: TELL ME TO CALM DOWN AND ILL THROW YOU

KING:(thumbs up)

Ghost: Furina is a smash and marry from me!

King:(facepalms) I say pass cause we have that sibling relationship

The boys: Smash

Furina: See what did I tell you~ plus I've seen Ghost in king's photos and ....damn he nice as hell

Neuvillette: (sighs) Miss Furina please

King: Next up is ...a trio of our favorite isekai team...Darkness, Aqua and Megumin

DarkBill:(rapidly hits the button)

King and Ghost: DARKBILL CHILL

DarkBill: NO! Now King I know you like darkness

King: Yea-

DarkBill: BUT DAMN LOOK AT THEM

Hero:(slams head on button)

Shinic: What the-

King: So everyone says smash ok next up is.....hmmmm..... everyone's favorite femboy Venti

Venti: HOW THE HECK DID HE-

Zhongli and Ei: (sighs) You drunkard you probably don't remember

Venti: Ehe~

Paimon: EHE!?(slaps him)

Lumine:(sighs and grabs Paimon) don't slap him....even though he deserved it

Genshin Cast: Agreed

Venti: ow

King: Thoughts boys

DarkBill:(slams hand on button) Smash from me due to him being a femboy but he is cute

Ghost: You are dating him though so....(sighs) Spass

King: I'm with ghost on this....Im going with Spass

Hero: What's that? Also smash

King: Where you can smash and pass I think

Shinic: Smash

Sage: (sighs) I forgot King and Ghost aren't really leaning to femboys sometimes

Bill: Yep..(making a call)

Zhu yuan:(sees bill making a call) Huh?

King: Ok almost done boys ... next up is our favorite cop from Zenless...Zhu yuan

Zhu yuan:(spits her tea) WHAT THE HECK! WHO IS DOING THIS WHEN ME AND KING(realizes) uhhhh

King's Zenless girls: YOU WHAT!?

Lucy:(jealous) ...tch too many people going after king

Caeser: What was that Lucy?(stares)

Lucy:(blushing) NOTHING

Yanagi:(gives an Oni smile)

Sokaku:(worried) Yanagi!

Miyabi: Uh oh

Harumasu: Ah!!

King: Thoughts boys? ...(shaking rapidly)

Ghost: King you want to say something?

DarkBill: Yea bud(smug)

Shinic and Hero: Come on King...as the leader of our merry group you should start

King: (slams hand on button and breaks the button)

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Everyone: WHAT!?

Bill: Should've mentioned king...is a big fan of the Genshin world, Honkai star rail, Zenless and Mario universes

Genshin and Zenless cast: Really!?

Billy kid: I TOLD YALL!!

Bill:(thinks) (in mind: Wait till they see his team of slashers and the mortal kombat universe...he likes those a lot) Moving on!

King: THAT IS A HOLY SMASH FROM ME LIKE GOD DAMN...and it's not just cause she is thicc but her personality is great! She is committed to the cause and loves animals....minus cats

Qingyi: does that make king my papa?

Zhu Yuan: EH!?(blushing)

Caesar King and Lucy: WHAT DOES SHE MEAN!?

Zhu Yuan: Me, King and Qingyi went to see a movie and they had a family discount- and and (blushing hard)

Qingyi: And I called king and Zhu yuan mama and papa

Zenless Girls: ......(in mind: Lucky)

Ghost: Smash...and she is a cop

Darkbill: Smash from me as well she.....I'm not explaining it look at her

Hero: GOD DAMN! SMASH BRO!

Shinic: Smash

Zhu Yuan: (blushing hard) I-I

Astra: I need to try this

Evelyn: WHAT MRS YAO!?

Bill: MOVING ON!

Sage:(smirks and goes to the store)

Bill: uhhhh moving on now!

King: Last up is.....(realizes) oh no...

DarkBill: Uhoh what's uh oh?

Hero: I don't like this

Ghost: Neither do I

Sasha: What's the issue?

Blake: Can't be that bad

Bill: Oh it is...

Yang: Well it can't be that bad if -(sees who they are talking about) Oh....

King: Kitana and Mileena....the two assassin daughters of Shao Khan....

The boys: HARD PASS! WE AINT DYING

King: HARD SMASH BOYS! They were both betrayed by their loved ones(in my au) and they both are great fighters and people once you know them

Ghost: Ok fair...

King: Ok that's it for this...I guess....

The boys: yep!

Bill: And that was smash or pass...

Some females: Why weren't we on there!?

Sage: (comes back with a bag) A lot of reason...One due to time and space

Bill: Actually here watch this(presses a button)

King is going through boxes from stuff he collected

King: Anti matter bomb...The dark star.....(holds up a ball) ....my toy ball (pulls out two watches) Oooo the omnitrix and the chaquetrix.....interesting...well then ...(looks around and slips them on his wrists)

Ruby: What do those do?

Sage: Well the omnitrix turns the user into aliens while the chaquetrix....what does it do again bill?

Bill:(flips through a book) It summons female aliens

King's girls: WHAT!?

Sage: Now i remember this

King pushes a button and five female aliens appear

Aliens: Oh king~ it's been a while

King: H-hey girls

Aliens pounce on king

King: AHHHHH

Bill: Ok that's it..

Lucy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?

Yanagi: AGREED!

Sage: King going through stuff he has....next up is....i guess One of his forms or his past?

Bill: Next up is his past! And you will see who King really is!

Heku: (thinks: Can't be too bad.....right?)

Noel: Ooooo sounds exciting!

Bill: But first! I need to bring people!(pulls a lever)

Sage: WAIT NOT AGAIN!

Bill pulls the lever and the Mortal Kombat Universe, Overlord, Ddlc(everyone is 20 in my universe) and the female slashers appear

Ainz: Where are we

Albedo: Don't worry lord Ainz I'll protect you!

Monika:ow...

Lui Kang: This is interesting....

Omni-man:(stares) .....(in mind: Well my mission is interrupted again)

(Ps yes Omni man, Homelander. peacemaker, Ghostface and T-100 and Conan the Barbarian are in mortal kombat 1)

Bill: Welcome everyone! You are reacting to king

Nazarick: THAT   COLD FACED KILLER!?

Sayori: Oooo Monika we are watching your boyfriend!

Monika:(blushing) I-I know

Scorpion: Ah King...the one that has many soul abilities

Sub Zero: Agreed

Bill and Sage: THEN LETS BEGIN!!

New harem members

Ddlc

Monika

Slashers

Michele Myers

Leatherface

Friday Night Funkin

Cherry(Gf)

Nikusa

Tensura

Fem Rimuru

Shion

Ben 10 Chaquetrix

The Aliens (seen above)

Albeda (yes she is female in the Chaqutrix au)

King: Why is she female in this au?

Albedo(original): Says due to the chaquetrix changing to a female human....

Ben: You serious?

Albedo: Yep..

Albeda: Oh king! Great to see you again!

King: OH HELL!! NOT AGAIN!!(runs)

Albeda runs after King

And lastly the female goddess her self Palutena! (As my other main wife)

Holy crap..... that took forever....one of my longest chapters ever...thank yall for reading! Hope yall enjoy and the next part is my past...this was the Easter special...I wasn't able to post it yesterday but I posted today so stay tuned for more

Palutena, King and Anya: BYE!!

Yor:(sighs) By guys