I have finally...RETURNED!!

*Cue dramatic lightning*

After what felt like an eternity after last month I have managed to update a new version of this chapter.

Hopefully this will invigorate me to continue writing.

Of course...there was the other problem of my mind constantly bouncing all over the place and not letting me focus on even one chapter of any book.

Oh well! What can you do about it?

Oh, yeah. Before I forget.

Due to Dream making changes and getting rid of some of his books that he realized he wasn't going to update.

Shock Rider Chronicles no longer exists so the Diego and Irene from there have been changed.

Instead of Shock Rider Chronicles/SRC Diego is Power Ranger and Irene is Kamen Rider.

Example:

Diego (SRC) is now: Diego (PR)

Irene (SRC) is now: Irene (KR)

Oh, yeah.

Sorry Aka and Ember. I didn't really introduce them as well as I should have. I'll try to introduce them properly in the next chapter.

Sort of rushed trying to get this stupid thing out.

Enjoy!

*CRACK!!*

"AHHH!!"

Loud screams of pain and terror could be heard as yet another bone was broken.

"Let that be a lesson."

Zero looked down on them with a dark expression on his face. Shadows covering the top of his face as he spoke. His heterochromia changing eyes glaring down at them.

"We care little about your so-called heroism."

He spat out.

"You call yourselves heroes?"

Evolto scoffed as he smashed VI Issei nuts hard.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

SC Issei gave off a very loud high pitch scream.

"Utterly risible."

Tempest scoffed.

"Thinking that you could do however you please."

"These 'heroes'" Shredder spat out. "Don't even constitute as a snack!"

"Hmph!"

WAMrad/Meaux scoffed.

(He, along with others, showed up after answering the call to beat some fools down)

"That was satisfying." He said. "I'll see you guys later, gotta make sure my victims-I-I mean my students are still alive."

With that, Meaux left. As did the other Gods/Guardians/Immortals.

"Bas...tards..."

Homelander coughed out.

*THUD!!*

!!!

"GACK!"

He coughed out more blood.

"SHUT UP!"

Aka, King Kong, and Ember angrily/coldly told him.

(Aka and Kong are OCs of Gundamfan1337. Ember is EmberKamado01 OC)

"If I were you, I'd shut up."

Ei scoffed.

"Shut up, bitch!"

VI Issei got out.

*STAB!!*

"GAHHH!!!"

"Never call my wife a bitch."

Zero coldly stabbed him through the heart.

And my, was it a VERY satisfying sound to several people.

"ISSEI!!"

His 'harem' screamed as they tried to get to him.

*WHOOSH*

Only for Evolto to suck them into a black hole and rip them apart, molecule by molecule.

"So sad."

Otto (HI3) shook his head.

How did they make HIM look like a saint?

He was no fool, he knew he had a special seat in Hell reserved for him once he finally decides to kick the bucket. But even HE knew himself about what his actions have caused.

"Foods ready!"

Kallen cheerfully brought out her weapons of mass destruction.

"Ah, thank you Kallen."

Otto smiled an evil smile.

He decided to be 'nice and sympathetic' to the so-called heroes and the bullies of Virtuous Irene verse by suggesting that Kallen make them some food after they were finished receiving their punishment.

...Right.

Anyone who knows a Kaslana knows that they should never be allowed to even THINK about setting foot into the kitchen.

...Especially Kallen.

But Otto was willing to promise that while he would still make her life miserable for forcing him to eat her food daily. He would stop trying to kill her and screwing everyone lives over.

Needless to say, Kallen took that deal.

Much to the Honkai verse joy and happiness.

"Thank you..."

A bully said.

"Hmph!" VI Weiss scoffed. "At least you know to respect your betters, peasant."

RODK/Union Weiss twitched.

'So rude!'

The two thought to themselves.

They couldn't believe just rude they could get!

"Food from a sexy lady?" VI Mineta shook with joy. "This is heaven!"

'Dumbass.'

Many though to themselves.

They should have already realized that since they were not well liked that they shouldn't have been that quick to accept an offer.

With that said, the beaten up idiots took a bite of the food.

'3...2...1...'

The HI3 group thought to themselves.

"BLEARGHH!!!"

And out came the vomit as they soon began choking and dying as their insides were slowly being turned rotten from just how bad the food was.

*WHEEZE!!*

"ME...DIC..."

Some cried out as they slowly died a painful death...except they couldn't die which made it even worse.

"Evil." Tempest smirked. "I like it!"

"Good job, Otto!"

"I try."

Otto (HI3) smirked.

"Hmph!" Tesla scoffed as she looked at them. "This is probably one of the few times I will agree with you."

"So sad." Einstein shook her head. "Such potential...wasted."

"That's not the only thing being wasted."

Adam (HI3) glared at them.

"Disgusting." He shook his head. "Don't they have any shame throwing up in someone home?"

"Doubtful." His father, Ignika/(M/N), crossed his arms. "They are so conceited and vain that they think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread."

"Makes those idiot Valkyries look pleasant."

He said.

Remembering Whatshername and her band of idiots.

...And how he utterly destroyed them and traumatized them for the rest of their lives.

"They're choking now." Spyro gave them a disgusted look. "Ugh! Where's the lake Blue Kangaroo when you need him?"

"Probably drowning another poor soul."

Ember shrugged.

...Say what now?

"Back to the show."

Zero stretched his arm out as the screen began playing the next scene.

Ignoring bozos 'dying' in the background.

-L.A.-

Back at the house, we can see the tv reporting on the aftermath of their unexpected visitors.

"The arrival of the aliens has caused more than 10,000 fender benders in just a few seconds."

"Damn!"

Cassidy whistled.

"Can't say it's surprising."

Ethan deadpanned.

"True."

The ghost girl said.

"I mean. It's not everyday aliens come to visit your normal, unsuspecting planet with unknown intentions."

She said, while Laxus simply said.

"They're doom."

"For sure."

"No doubt there."

While this was going on, (M/N) was packing and putting on his uniform.

"Where's he going?"

Sora asked.

While Blake was walking back and forth as the tv continued.

"Ohhhh, boy."

Taiyang and Ghira said.

"I know that posture."

"But this is just the beginning..."

"It always is."

Aqua sighed.

"What can you do?"

Tifa shrugs.

"Hide in a bunker?"

Ven asked.

"Rhetorical but that works."

"Uh-huh!" Blake spoke up. "Come on now, you can't go! You got to call them back!"

???

"Call who back?"

Chiharu blinked.

"His lawyer."

Aka said.

"Really?"

Chiharu looked at him.

"No."

(M/N) just gave her a look as he spoke.

"I'm not going to do this with you, Blake."

He finished putting on his uniform.

"Army?"

Batman blinked.

"United States Marine Corps."

Theresa (Arknights) clarified.

"Captain of the Black Knights Squadron."

She finished.

"Impressive."

RODK Ironwood blinked.

"Honestly didn't imagine him to want to go into the Army."

He admitted.

The surprises just keep on coming.

The VI bullies/'heroes' were still slowly dying from Kallen cooking.

"I gotta report back to El Toro."

He finished.

"But you said you was on leave for the 4th!"

"Weeeeeell..." Ben (JJK) slowly trailed out. "I think a giant alien ship is a giant priority that needs to be dealt with."

"Yep."

Aka nodded.

Blake shouted as (M/N) started opening the door.

"Yeah, well. THEY CANCELED IT!!"

He angrily yelled back.

*GASP!!*

"He's embodying the toxic patriarchal masculinity!"

Some random person screamed.

"He's the worst type of male to exist! A sexist, misogynist, bastard who tells woman that they belong to the kitchen!"

"And a also a hater of the L-!!"

"OH GOD NO!!" Evolto screamed in horror. "A WOKEVIST!!"

He HATED those more than even Merlin!!

...What? It's true Merlin traumatized him more than he should have.

But at least he wasn't a psycho!!

Acting on instinct he proceeded to beat the Wokevists that somehow got into the theater and brutally tortured and murdered them. Before wiping them out from existence.

"Hate those bastards!"

He growled.

"You and me both."

Tempest snarled.

"Fucking hell." Zero glared as he wiped out any traces of their disgusting presence. "Did they infiltrate VI Union to try to corrupt the next generation to their toxic mindset?"

"Not like they could change anything since they fit right in."

Ember deadpanned.

...Back to the show.

Blake just silently sighed.

"Why do I get the feeling they've been arguing about this ever since they saw the aliens?"

RODK Sun sweatdropped.

"Probably because they have."

Alice sighed.

"That's for sure."

Lorem muttered.

"That's honestly the most obvious answer considering the giant elephant in the room."

Irene admitted.

"Look." (M/N) just sighed. "Why are you acting like this?"

"Really?" Vaggie gave the screen a deadpan stare. "He's really asking that?"

"My counterpart seems to have forgotten that not everyone can keep their cool."

(M/N) (HH) sweatdropped.

Blake turned to him, saying: "Why?"

https://youtu.be/g2C-uV-CD1Q

Lifting a finger, she proceeded to walk to the window and flung open the curtains.

"Gotta let that light shine in."

*ZAP*

"OW!"

"That's why!"

She pointed at the giant spacecraft hovering over L.A.

"That is obviously a good point."

Hermione shook her head.

"No doubt about that."

Ginny nodded.

"Well, panicking isn't going to get anyone anywhere."

(M/N)/Ignika pointed out.

"He's got a point."

Sapphire said.

"...Ugggggh..."

Came the groans and moans of pain from the ill thanks to food poisoning.

Losers.

(M/N) sighed as he walked over to Blake.

"Look." He said. "I really don't think they 90 billion of lightyears to come down and start a fight."

"He's going to be eating those words later."

Chica said as she ate some pizza.

"...When and where did you have the time to get pizza?"

Roxy just asked.

She's been here the whole time, and no one saw her leave!

Chica said nothing as she continued eating.

"..."

Chica just continued eating.

"I think he should be eating someone else later."

Angel Dust waggled his eyebrows.

"ANGEL!!"

"And get all rowdy."

"You'd be amazed."

Zero, Evo and the Kaiju deadpanned.

He continued.

Blake just sighed.

"Look." (M/N) said. "Why don't you just relax? I'm gonna report to El Toro."

He said as he started walking out the door.

"Find out what the hell is going on."

"Please do."

Sparx said.

Bonk!

"Ow!"

"Now's not the time!"

Nova shouted at Sparx.

Who rubbed his head.

"Was that really necessary, Nova?"

He asked.

"Nah, I just wanted to do that."

Outside, Hunter could be heard making car sounds.

"Watcha doing in there?"

(M/N) asked his girlfriend son playing in the car.

"Nothing." Hunter said. "I'm just driving."

"Vrrooom..."

He continued making car noises.

"Here."

(M/N) put down his bag as Hunter went 'Honk, honk!'

"Got something special for you."

"Really?"

Qrow raised an eyebrow.

"What kind of gift?"

"The best kind."

"Firecrackers?"

!?

"Is he crazy!?"

Someone yelled.

"Why on earth would he give a kid something that dangerous?! Talk about reckless!"

"Meh."

Zero shrugged.

He's seen worse.

Gregory and Michael felt the strongest urge to look at the ceiling.

Grace Afton just gave her husband and son a look at that. Cassie sweatdrop. The FNAF sweatdropping.

Freaking pyros.

Hunter asked as he grabbed them.

"Yeah, just be careful."

"Well...at least he's telling him to be careful."

Akeno (PV) said.

"Shouldn't be giving him firecrackers in the first place!"

Homura shouted.

(M/N) simply said, as Blake ran up to him.

"(M/N), wait."

She said, as (M/N) calmly spoke.

"What is it, Blake?"

"You forgot 'not your cheese'."

*BONK!*

"OW!"

Taeho shouted as Diego (PR) bonked him on the head.

Irene (KR) just sweatdropping at that.

He asked as he looked at her.

"...Just be careful. You hear?"

Was all she said as the two looked at each other for a moment.

"She's really worried."

Merii hummed.

"It's understandable." RODK Ozpin said. "They've never thought that there would be actual aliens in their world. From what we've seen, it's a remotely normal world."

"By what perspective though?"

Christina questioned.

"Who knows?"

Ignika shrugged.

"All a matter of perspective."

Mothra simply said.

"Look." (M/N) finally spoke up. "Why don't you pack up some things and you and Hunter can come to the base."

Blake looked at him, surprised.

"And you will see that there is nothing to be afraid of."

"..."

"...Are-*BONK*!"

"No."

Amagi bonked Evolto on the head.

"Damn it."

Evolto grumbled.

Lappy laughing at her pouting husband.

"Really?" Blake asked. "You don't mind."

"Why would he mind?"

Lily asked her aunt.

"When we're on a break."

Was all Christina said.

(M/N) smiled, before he started speaking off.

"Well, I mean we'll have to let my other girlfriends know that they can't come."

"Noo-gah-ooo-hack!"

VI Issei choked in pain at the humor generated talk.

"...How the seven seas can that bilge rat still speak?"

Grace gave the scumbag a deadpanned stare.

Michael just chuckled.

"He's an idiot."

Ethan deadpanned looking at the moron.

"It's obviously a joke."

"Anything to do with women and dating and such he will always have to take 'seriously' because he wants to be 'harem king' and sees this as a threat to his stupidity."

Gajeel deadpanned.

"Only a dumbass with no love and no self respect would want to be with this kind of version of Hyoudou."

"HEY!!"

Issei (VI) 'harem' shouted at that.

"Well it's true!"

He shouted back.

"He has a point."

Sai agreed.

"I mean...you agreed did you not by saying that."

"..."

"You basically confirmed it boobless and silicone tits."

He said to them.

"..."

Pain...was all they felt.

While everyone else just shrugged as they returned their gaze to the screen.

Internally loving the roast.

"That we'll have to postpone a little R&R and..."

*SNICKERING*

"There he goes." Blake just laughs. "There he goes, thinking he's all that."

"But I am all that!"

(M/N) (HH) said in mock hurt.

"The ladies seem to agree."

(M/N) (Ignika) smirks.

Said ladies (theirs to be specific) blushed at that.

"FUCK YOU!"

Vaggie and HoFi Kiana shouted at their respective (M/N)s.

"Well, I mean...if you have no intention of walking for a while sure."

They cockily said as the two blushed bright red.

"ARRRGGGGHH!!!!"

Looking at him with a mocking serious expression.

"But you're not all that as you think you are, Sir."

(M/N) just smirked.

"Yes, I am."

"YES! I AM!"

Mohammad Avdol suddenly burst onto the scene, causing people to jump from that unexpected cutscene,

"Gack!" Zero shouted. "Avdol!"

"CIAO!"

Avdol disappeared.

"HEY!"

Evolto screamed at someone else stealing his catchphrase.

"Them big old dumbo ears."

Blake smiled.

"And look at them chicken thigh legs."

"Hmm" Tempest dreamily said. "They are enticing."

!!!!

The Blakes(s) gave him a WTF stare.

"...Did I just say that out loud?"

Tempest realized.

"Yes."

Sapphire shook her head in amusement.

"Yes, you did dear."

"...Oops."

Tempest face was unapologetic.

Blaze Creed just snickers at his dad nonchalant reaction.

(M/N) bit back.

"Bwaka!"

He smiled as Blake smiled as well.

*SMOOCH*

Before giving him a kiss on the mouth.

"I don't know whether to be happy she's got a good love life there." Ghira Belladonna grunted. "Or be overprotective that she's finally dating."

Kali Belladonna giggled.

"I think a bit of both, dear."

"Come on, Hunter."

Blake smiled as she and her son went back to the house as (M/N) gave them a stare as they left.

"He's a soldier all right."

RODK Ironwood said.

"Able to keep his emotions in check."

'I can only hope it won't be that bad.'

"I wish."

Megumi (JJK) shook his head.

"Perhaps it will be?"

Nobara said/asked.

"It might be different here."

"We'll just have to wait and see."

Gojo said.

He thought to himself as he started the car and left for El Toro.

"I keep thinking back to that song: Torero every time I see the words: El Toro."

Percy Jackson said.

"You and me both."

Naofumi agreed.

-New York-

People were still screaming their asses off as the sun started to set. Though it looked darker already due to the Spacecraft blocking the sun.

"Is screaming seriously the only thing they can do?"

Raven (RWBY) deadpanned.

"Probably."

Summer Rose shrugged.

"I mean, this world is relatively normal compared to our world."

"True."

Raven admitted.

"Ha...h..."

Stormfront tried to laugh through the pain.

"Path...tic..."

*ZAP!!*

"GAH!!"

She screamed as she was zapped painfully.

"Quiet in the peanut gallery!"

Palpatine shouted.

Hazel could be seen finally reaching his destination and started knocking.

CLACK!

"WHAT!?"

Gretchen yelled as she pointed her shotgun at him.

"WOAH!"

MHA shouted in shock.

"Why does she have a gun!?"

Deku shouted in terror.

"Because she needs to protect herself?"

Izumi rhetorically asked.

"Use that big brain of yours, other me."

She continued.

"But guns are dangerous!"

He pointed out, shaking a bit at seeing the shotgun on screen.

"You do realize that not everyone has the luxury of being safe right?"

Roman Torchwick pointed out.

"People need a means to defend themselves. Especially in worlds as normal as that one."

"...True."

"HEY!" Hazel quicky grabbed the front and moved it away from him. "Woah!"

He gasped as he avoided potentially death.

"The television said that they've already started looting already." Gretchen growled. "Vultures."

"Freaking nutjobs."

Rin Tohsaka shook her head.

"You still have the Plymouth?"

"He doesn't have a car?"

Hazel simply asked.

???

"You want to borrow the car?"

Gretchen asked.

"But Hazel, you don't have a license."

"Eh?"

Ventus blinked.

"Why not?"

"Because this version of Hazel is trying to reduce greenhouse gases." Terra answered. "A car produces pollutions that causes those kinds of gases."

...?

The KH group turn to look at him.

"...Why the hell are you looking at me like that?"

Terra asked, irritated.

"Nothing." Aqua shook her head. "It's just...If you can understand that, then why did you easily believe Master Xehanort back then?"

*Twitch* *Twitch*

"Master Xehanort was Master Eraqus old friend and brother in arms." Terra grounded out. "So of course, I trusted him, I just thought that he had a different perspective about the Darkness. And Master Eraqus never talked about what happened between them."

"I was naïve, I'll admit. But we never knew about Master Xehanort insane scheme to reignite the Keyblade War again."

...That was true.

At the time, all Aqua, Terra, and Ventus knew was that Master Xehanort was Master Eraqus old friend.

None of them knew what the charismatic Keyblade Master was planning besides Eraqus who had been futilely hoping that his brother in arms had given up trying to forge the X-Blade.

Yen Sid sighed at that.

"You're driving."

Hazel said.

"Yeah, I'm driv-I'm driving?"

"Well...that's one way to get his sister to come with him to safety."

Philip said.

"For sure."

Taeho agreed.

Gretchen realized what they both said.

"Come on, come on!"

Hazel quickly got in as Gretchen closed the door.

"Bruh..."

Spyro sweatdropped.

"That was to the point."

"When the fate of the world is at stake, dancing around the subject is the last thing you should do."

Nagato (AZ) simply stated.

"Indeed."

Queen Elizabeth (AZ) nodded her head in agreement with the leader of the Sakura Empire.

"A moment hesitation can tip the scales."

Bismarck (AZ) added.

-The scene changes from New York to the White House-

"I really want you out of Los Angeles."

Ozma spoke over the phone as he sat on the bed.

??

"Wasn't expecting that scene change."

Mercury (RWBY) blinked.

Scene changes to Salem.

"You're staying there to keep people calm." Salem spoke to him over the phone. "It's the right thing to do, I'm not going to let them criticize you for that."

"That's why I prefer NOT to dabble in politics."

Sirius Black grumbled.

Remembering all the power plays when he was a kid.

"You're telling me."

Kal'tsit and Theresa (HI3) groaned.

Several others agreed.

Politics were such a pain in the ass.

"I appreciate what you are trying to do."

Ozma said.

"Liar."

"Pants on fire."

Bonk!

"Ow!"

Salem smiled.

"Stick to the truth, it's what your good at."

...

*AGGRESSIVE NONCHALANT WHISTLING*

Ozpin whistled as Salem sweatdropped and several others found the ceiling rather interesting.

"..."

They didn't want to know.

Zero and the others quietly snickered.

"All right, here's the truth." Ozma admitted. "I don't want you in any of those cities."

Salem sighed.

"I'll leave as soon as the interviews are done."

She conceded.

'To bad she didn't leave quicker.'

Some people thought.

"All right." Ozma sighed in relief. "There's a helicopter waiting for you. They're going to take you to Nellis."

"And the munchkins?"

Salem asked.

"They'll meet you over there."

"Okay." Salem nodded. "Love you."

"Love you too."

Ozma replied.

Salem: "Bye."

Ozma: "Bye."

He said as they hung up.

'I wonder.' Salem thought to herself. 'If we could live a normal life like that, with no powers or lies. Would we have been happy?'

The scene changes to Hazel and his Gretchen on the freeway as traffic is backed up on the other side as people try to leave.

"It's the White House for crying out loud. You can't just drive up and ring a bell."

Gretchen deadpanned as she continued driving.

"Can't this thing go any faster?"

"She ain't Sonic or a Flash."

Scaramouche deadpanned.

"And people still have to obey the speed limits." Nahida giggled. "Otherwise, they'll still get a ticket."

"...It could be the end of the world and you would still have to worry about speeding tickets."

Monty just shook his head.

"Unbelievable."

"Eh."

Ritsuka shrugged at that.

"What?" Gretchen asked. "You don't think they don't know? They know!"

She grumbled.

"She works for the President. They know everything."

"You would think."

King Mickey shook his head.

There were things even he didn't know about his world, and he ruled it.

The same could be said for others who were leaders.

Not even Gods like Zero and Tempest understood the secrets of their own universes/multiverse.

"They don't know this."

Hazel countered.

"True." Belfast agreed. "It's amazing how those that live normal, everyday lives can see things that even the smartest of people miss."

"A little sad, thinking about it."

Maria Traydor mused.

"Too have so many brilliant minds in one room, yet all of them missing the crucial component needed to get all the gears working together."

"OH!" Gretchen said. "So, you're going to educate them huh, wise guy? Tell me something, brother."

"You're so smart, how come you spent eight years at MIT just to become a cable repairman?"

"That is a good question."

Dr. Watts blinked.

How come his friend in that world would waste his smarts on just being a cableman rather than using it for better things?

Hazel shrugged at the unasked question.

Just because that was him, doesn't mean he knew what he was thinking.

"It isn't that bad." William Afton shrugged. "After all, Henry and I co-founded Fazbear Entertainment, incorporated that is solely based on pizzerias and entertainment!"

"Yeah, but you guys were also genius with robotics."

Grace Afton pointed out.

"Ah, but my dear." William tutted his daughter-in-law. "Even working in the most ridiculous professions can spawn such wonderous rewards!"

"He's got a point."

Henry Emily said.

"Even if the aftermath of us founding the company did lead to...an unpleasant reputation. It still functions and serves as an incredibly influential company."

"True..."

Grace Afton just said.

"But I'm surprised that neither you (William, she means) or Vincent is taking this opportunity to kill the defenseless idiots."

She pointed out.

"...I'd rather not get any kind of disease from them."

Vincent shook his head.

"Same here." William nodded. "How can I hold my beloved wife and sweet children/grandchildren if I'm contaminated by such filth?"

"William."

Clara blushed.

"Aw, daddy!"

Liz smiled.

"..."

Evan just gave him a look.

"...I still hate you."

Michael simply said.

*COUGH!!*

William coughed up blood at the fact that his favorite (in this story, William favorite is actually Michael but he keeps that a secret) child disowned him.

...AGAIN!

The other Glamrocks just sweatdrop at the Afton family drama.

"Still can't believe how different Freddy really is."

Roxy sweatdropped.

"Yeah." "No doubt." "Surprising."

Glamrock Freddy just rolled his eyes at his friends' words.

(He has a bit of Michael personality after being possessed by him)

Glamrock Foxy just chuckled.

The Afton drama is just as bad as the Skywalker drama.

"Sis..."

Hazel sighed.

"All I'm saying is that they got people to handle these things, Hazel!"

Gretchen as she gave him a side eye glare.

"They want HBO, they'll call you."

*PFT!!*

Enterprise cough/laughed at that unexpected burn.

Causing her fellow Shipgirls to spit out what they're drinking/eating.

Of course, they weren't the only ones.

Mace Windu also had laughed at that, causing the Jedi Order, and the Sith to start panicking at the sure sign of the apocalypse.

Many other stoic individuals either had smiles on their faces or were just chuckling which was scaring people.

Hell!

Even AFO was laughing with genuine amusement in his voice.

Hazel just glared at her a bit as she continued driving.

"Look at these people, huh?" Gretchen growled. "Vultures."

"They take and they go."

"Yeah." Hazel agreed. "They're going. They're going faster than we are."

"We are in the fast lane" "I can't go any faster they're cutting me off."

The two began arguing.

"No one cutting you off, we're going to get a ticket." "They're getting in front of me."

"Aiyah..."

Humans were so dramatic.

"All right, all right! I don't wanna argue!" Hazel ended the fight. "Let's just get there as soon as possible!"

"What's the rush!?" Gretchen sarcastically asked. "You think we'll get to Washington and it won't be there?"

"...Yes."

Bulma simply said.

"GOD DAMNIT!"

Vegeta suddenly yelled.

Hazel just looked at her as she took a side look at his serious expression.

"YES."

"Ze horror."

-L.A.-

"A local crop duster was arrested earlier today as he filled city hall with leaflets from the sky."

The tv news reporter spoke as Mercury and Oscar sat in front of it.

"Everybody leaving."

Mercury noted as he took a drink.

"And here we have some brotherly bonding."

Neo mused.

Surprised at the fact that Mercury was an older brother.

"Shut up, ice cream."

Mercury deadpanned.

"You're really making me wish Zero didn't give you the ability to speak."

"You're just mad that I'm a sexy piece of ice cream."

*BONK!*

"OW!!"

"NEO TORCHWICK!!"

Roman shouted as his adopted daughter.

"Never say that in front of me EVER!!!"

"Yes dad..."

Neo pouted while what they said sank in the others minds.

"DAD!?"

(I know their relationship is probably not a father and daughter type and more of a business/partnership type. But after seeing some pics I decided to give them a father-daughter bond)

"Can you spare us some time?" The recording from what happened earlier began playing. "Would you like to make a statement?"

"We got to stop them!"

Qrow face was shown as he frantically yelled.

"GAH!"

People jumped at that.

"That's not a face I want to see."

Winter Schnee calmed herself down.

"Oh, screw you!"

Qrow shouted.

"I rather not get anything from you."

*PFT!!*

Mercury spat out his drink in shock.

"Can't blame him."

Mercury said as Emerald nodded.

"Betrayal!"

"I was kidnapped by aliens 10 years!" Qrow yelled as he tried to fight off the police dragging him into the car. "They did all kinds of experiments on me! Finding out our weaknesses!"

"We got to stop them! They're going to kill us all!"

Was the last thing he got out before he was put into the police car.

"A shame that he was actually right on one fact."

Evolto sighed.

"They were not friendly...at all."

That's for sure.

The TV soon detailed a bit about Qrow life and also as a pilot.

Mercury gritted his teeth in anger at the man stupidity.

"HEY!"

Qrow yelled.

"You think my counterpart is going to respect you when you're busy making a fool of yourself?"

Mercury deadpanned.

"..."

Then it changed to the reporter interviewing Qrow friends.

"When the aliens abducted him to their ship. The aliens abused him, sexually."

*SPAT!!*

Qrow spit out his drink as his face started to turn green.

"Smooth, brother." Raven (RWBY) deadpanned. "No wonder the only intimacy is from aliens."

"SHUT UP!!"

"Let's go."

Mercury scoffed as he got up and went to get Emerald.

"..." Oscar was quiet for a moment, before asking. "Mercury. What about dad?"

"Well, at least someone cares."

Qrow grumbled.

"He's young." Mercury said. "He'll eventually realize what a deadbeat you really are."

In another location, Emerald could be seen with her boyfriend.

"WHAT?!" Emerald blushed. "I have a boyfriend!?"

"YEP!"

Deadpool laughed.

"Why so surprised?"

A Roman camper asked.

"Uhh..."

Emerald trailed off.

"She's just too damn loyal to Cinder to ever think about getting a boyfriend."

Roman laughed.

"ROMAN!!"

Emerald yelled in embarrassment as the room laughed/chuckled.

"This might be our last night on earth." Emerald boyfriend said. "You don't want to die a virgin?"

They got closer.

"Do you?"

He asked as they were about to kiss.

"Ugh!" Thalia shuddered. "That was so cheesy and lame that not even Aphrodite could fix it!"

"Sadly, that's the truth."

Aphrodite nodded.

"Lame." "Sad." "Come on! Even I could make better pick up lines!" "Is that supposed to set the mood?"

"BORING!"

The door opens as Mercury peeked his head in.

"Come on. We're leaving."

He said.

"No, I'm not going anywhere."

Emerald told him.

"Now's not the time for woman power."

Captain Marvel shook her head.

"Nope."

Midnight deadpanned.

They are all for women power but there was always a time and place for it.

And also how to apply it.

"..."

Mercury merely grabbed her shoulder and pulled her out.

"I'd say rude." Tonks shook her head. "But different times, different methods."

"Wha-hey!" Emerald tried to fight back as she was dragged out of the car/RV. "Mercury!"

She said as Mercury closed the door.

Emerald just looked at her boyfriend before Mercury grabbed her and took her to their RV.

Mercury started the RV and started driving.

"Harsh."

Amiya said.

"He's just worried and trying to protect his family." Blaze said. "Especially with how unreliable their father is. He probably has to be the responsible one and help raise his siblings."

A slightly short time later.

"Thanks a lot, partner!" Qrow said to his friend. "And remember! Get as far away from this place as you can!"

He finished as his friend drove away.

"You read my mind!"

Qrow shouted as Mercury stopped the RV in shock.

"Stay here."

He said to Emerald and Oscar.

"This isn't going to be pretty."

Jessie noted.

"When is it ever with these kinds of family dynamics, Jessie?"

James asked.

Remembering his own drama.

Giovanni just sweatdropped as Silver, Red, Akai and Fire nodded.

And others nodding remembering their own family drama.

"Drama."

Skadi simply said.

Specter giggled.

"We got to get as far away from this place as we can!"

"They let you out?"

Mercury asked as he got out of the car.

"You bet they did!" Qrow said. "They got bigger fish to fry, believe you, me."

"Let's go."

Qrow began walking to the RV as Mercury took a deep breath.

"We're leaving." He said, causing Qrow to stop. "Without you."

"Ouch."

Husker winced at that.

"And I thought my family drama was bad."

Moxxie shook his head.

"Same."

Angel Dust nodded.

As did others with family issues.

"We're going to stay with Uncle Hector in Tucson."

He finished firmly.

"Hector?" Qrow scoffed and laughed as he walked to him. "Like hell you are."

"I'm still your father."

"Doesn't really mean anything if you fail to be at least a good one."

RODK Overhaul deadpanned.

The Vanguardians sweatdropped at that.

"No, you're not." Mercury just said. "You're just the man who married my mother."

"He's not even our real dad?"

Emerald gaped.

"..."

(In all honesty, I'm not really sure. The special edition includes extra scenes that the original didn't and in there Miguel says that Russell is just the man who married his mother. I'm not sure if that means that Russell is their stepfather or that Miguel never really saw him as a father after the siblings' mother died)

"In all honesty." Leo (TMNT) shook his head. "It's probably more to the fact that his father constantly messes up so bad that Mercury really doesn't even see him as a father."

"..."

What could they say to that?

"You're nothing to me."

He finished.

"How many disowning are we going to go through?"

Takao just wondered.

"You'd be surprised."

Ei said.

"Oh..."

Qrow finished up awkwardly.

"..."

"..."

"What about Oscar?"

Qrow asked.

"Why am I getting the feeling he should NOT have said that?"

Qrow shook his head at his counterpart's stupidity.

"Let's see."

Shiki (SK) simply said.

"OSCAR?!"

Mercury raised his voice, as said kid slowly got out of the Camper.

"For once in your life, just think about what's best for Oscar!"

He angrily yelled at his father.

"Oh, boy."

Family drama.

Both the best and awkward kind of drama you do/don't want to watch.

"Who the hell has to go begging for money every time you screw up just to get him his medicine!?"

"Oof!"

Mercury angrily said, irritated that he would bring Oscar into this.

"Mega oof."

"Who? Who!?"

He angrily asked him.

"Well...at least he cares for his siblings."

Hornet softly said.

Nobody really wanted to speak, considering the tense atmosphere being shown right now.

"Just stop it!"

*CRASH!!*

"WHAT THE!?"

Nora (RWBY) shouted in shock.

Oscar yelled as he smashed his medicine to the ground.

"Ohhhh, boy..."

Emerald looked to the side, not wanting to see a potential fight between her family breaking out.

"I'm not a baby anymore!"

He shouted.

"I would say otherwise, but this seems to have broken a potential fist fight."

Gavial shook her head.

"But he shouldn't have destroyed his medicine."

"Can you blame him?"

Rodan quizzically asked.

"His brother and father are fighting and he's just sick of it. He probably wants things to go back to the way they were before."

"Before everything fell apart."

Raikou sadly said.

"And I don't want your stupid medicine!" He continued. "Because I'm so sick of medicine!"

"Sadly, even today medicine doesn't seem to get rid of the taste."

Ava said.

"Would probably make taking medicine better if the taste didn't make them so reluctant to."

Cain added.

That seemed to snap them out of their funk as Mercury walked towards him.

"Uh-oh."

"Do you how much this stuff costs?"

Mercury picked up the broken glass.

"Do you want to get sick again?"

He looked at his baby brother in the eye.

"Do you?"

He asked again as Oscar turned his head.

*Sigh*

"All right, enough." Qrow said. "Everyone get into the RV."

We're leaving."

"And let's take a break there."

Zero hummed.

"Things will start picking up soon."

He said.

Taking a walk as everyone did their own thing.

And ignoring the slowly dying scumbags.

Done!

God!

Took me forever and I'm not happy with this chapter rewrite but I need to pick up steam again so I can finish rewriting and get back to updating!

Have a good day/night!