Hazbin Hotel Episode 1
Hazbin Hotel Episode 1: Overture
The first episode began with a depiction of the universe, where Heaven lies in the sky with its golden gates shining, then it showed a sphere crowned by aforementioned city and finally showed a trio of angels soaring into the air.
"Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of Pure light, Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil." Ruby's voice narrated.
Ibara clasped her hands at the view of Heaven.
Nezu hummed to himself, "I see we're starting with some history lesson."
"Do we really need to watch this, though?" Eddy asked.
Uzu nodded in agreement, "Yeah. Pretty much everyone here is aware of the history of Heaven and Hell."
"Maybe it will be somehow important?" Nonon replied.
"It can be different from the story we know as well." Satsuki added.
"I doubt it. How can it be different from the same old story all of us know?" Uzu asked.
"Taiyang was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world." Ruby continued as Tai was shown as multi-winged angel. He was flying around happily, creating fireworks which angered the other angels.
"Oh..." Uzu muttered under his breath.
Nonon looked at her with a smug look on her face, "You were saying something about there being no way of it being different from the story we all know?"
"Shut up..." Uzu told her.
"His rebellious spirit is unsuprising." Ozpin commented, recaling how Tai was like back in Beacon.
"But what are they so mad about? He's only making fireworks." Yang asked in confusion.
"Yeah. Do they have sticks up their asses like Jimmy or the Ice Queen?" Qrow asked as Winter and Ironwood glared at him while Molly chuckled nervously.
"Don't talk about angels like this..." Ibara told him in a stern tone.
"So, he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways." Ruby went on as Tai watched sadly how the angels created Earth without him. It was when two silhouttes representing Ozpin and Summer popped into the audience view, "From the dust of Earth, they created Ozpin and Summer, equals as the first of Mankind."
Molly frowned at the view of Ozpin, seeing Adam in place as she thought to herself, "This asshole..."
"Mom..." Ruby frowned sadly and Tai sighed thinking of his long lost wife as Izuku and Double D nodded in understanding, writing this information down in their notebooks.
"She was the first human alongside Oz, huh?" Qrow commented.
"Does that mean they were a couple?" Ruby asked, dreading the possibility of seeing her mom with her Headmaster. Everyone realized it as well.
"I really hope not." Yang felt dread go over her body at the thought of this.
"Me too." Tai muttered under his breath.
"Technically two first people in the Bible were made to be husband and wife so..." Izuku began to explain.
"Don't finish that!" Yang shushed him.
"But, despite this, Ozpin demanded control." Ruby narrated further as Ozpin grinned and pointed off in the distance. Summer, however, dismissived him by raising her hand and Ozpin frowned at this, "And Summer refused to submit to his will."
"Thank God..." Tai and Ruby uttered at the same time at Summer not getting along with Ozpin's counterpart. Ozpin had to admit. He was partially relieved as well. Seeing himself with his students mom would be just weird....
"Yeah, mom! Don't let him around you around!" Yang cheered on for her mom as Goodwitch turned towards her with a frown on her face.
Qrow nodded in agreement, "Damn, straight."
Ironwood glanced at him, "Do you know who you're talking about right now?"
"I know." Qrow nodded at him as he pointed at Ozpin who remained more relieved than bothered by Summer disobeying him, "Oz doesn't seem to mind it, though so I see no problem with saying anything."
Ann frowned, "There were like two people back then and he already demanded control?"
"Yeah. I can already tell this guy is a pig." Jiro stated as Goodwitch narrowed her eyes at her.
"She fled the Garden." Ruby continued as Summer was shown running off into the woods where she had met Tai after sitting on a rock. It was when Tai made himself known to her and the two grabbed each other hands with smiles on their faces, "Drawn in by her fierce independence, Taiyang found her, and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love."
Many people in the audience couldn't help themselves and smiled at the scene of Tai and Summer holding hands. The smiles were especiailly evident on Ruby and Yang's faces.
Ibara frowned, "Are you really cheering on the devil takingt his woman for himself?"
Tokage shrugged, "I mean, she doesn't seem to mind it."
"She seems more happy with him than with the other guy as well." Mina added as Ibara shook her head in disapproval.
Ozpin smiled, "This takes me back to when STRQ were students and Taiyang was trying to impress Summer."
"Yeah. I remember." Qrow chuckled. His eyes widened a second later, "Hold on a second..."
Tai raised his brow at him, "What is it?"
"Doesn't that mean you technically stole Oz's wife?" Qrow voiced his realization to him and the rest of the audience.
The audience stayed silent for a few seconds afterwards, all of them allowing themselves to process this statement, before realizing Qrow was indeed right here.
"Holy shit. You're right." Atori said through her handpuppet with her handpuppet grinning.
Kevin laughed, "I can already tell how angry the other guy must have been."
"Damn. Dad's the player." Yang commented with an impressed whistle as Tai seemed slightly flustered by it.
Q glanced at Yang and thought to herself, "What were you expecting from a guy who had sex with half of his team?"
"Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity." Ruby went on as they were shown meeting a new silhoutte underneath the tree. The silhoutte was revealed to be Ozpin's new bride as Tai offered her a fruit of knowledge, "Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Ozpin's new bride, Raven, who gladly accepted."
Everyone who knew who Raven was felt their eyes go wide at the mention of her.
"Raven?" Qrow's frowned at the mention of his sister as Tai frowned at the mention of his ex-wife as well.
"Mom..." Yang muttered under her breath at the mention of her birth mother, suprised to see her appear in this universe.
Goodwitch crossed her arms, "I wasn't expecting to see her here."
"Me either. Especially as Ozpin's bride..." Ironwood admitted with a nod of his head.
"Yeah. I can already tell how much she would hate it." Qrow's frowned faded away from his face as he chuckled a bit at the thought of Raven finding out about this. In the meantime, Yang looked utterly horrified by this thought.
"I see this woman is supposed to represent Eve." Sae commented.
Sojiro nodded in agreement, "I'm kind of suprised to be honest. I was certain Summer was supposed to represent her."
"Me too." Present Mic voiced his agreement as well.
"We should have seen this coming after seeing their meeting happening without an apple included." Aizawa stated.
"But this gift came with a curse." Ruby revealed as everything turned black. A hand grabbed Earth with more blackness covering the screen until it was completely dark, "For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth."
The audience was not suprised by it as all of them already knew the story and knew the situation with the fruit of knowledge was inevitable.
Rinon sighed, "Here we go with this crap..."
Makoto nodded in agreement, "Yeah. We should have expected this would come up as soon as Eve's counterpart came up."
"This always scared me as a kid." Ibara stated.
"So evil exists in the world because they shared this fruit." Ironwood stated.
"You really dropped the ball with this one Tai." Qrow commented.
Tai sighed, "You don't say..."
Oobleck rubbed the back of his head, "Since they shared the fruit of knowledge with Raven, wouldn't it mean she started all the evil in this world?"
"That is a good way of putting it, my friend." Port agreed, "We could call her the root of evil in this world."
"Jeez. I can see how Raven would react to this." Qrow commented, taking a sip from his flask.
"With it, a new realm of darkness and sin and the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered." The angels were shown recoiling at the view of a shattered Earth when those words were uttered by Ruby.
Ozpin sighed upon seeing this scene, finding himself thinking back to what happened with Salem and her failed rebellion before she became the Queen on Grimm.
It was followed by the scene of Tai and Summer both falling into the darkness while embracing each other sadly, "As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Taiyang and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked."
"I see we're witnessing the creation of Hell." Nezu stated.
All Might nodded in agreement, "Looks like it."
"So dad ceated Hell by mistake?" Ruby deduced it from everything which was shown to them so far.
Yang sighed, "Looks like that, sis."
"The most vile mistake in humanity's history..." Ibara muttered under her breath.
"Ashamed, Taiyang lost his will to dream." Ruby explained as a saddened Tai shown extinguishing some fireworks in his palm before walking before turning and walking away. It was followed by the scene of Summer who now had curved horns on her head singing while hovering above Earth, "But Summer thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power."
Qrow crossed his arms, "At least Summer seems not to mind her new home."
"Poor dad, though. You can see how much it affected him..." Ruby stated with a saddened frown on her face.
Winter raised her brow in interest at Ruby's choice of words, "The demonkind grew in power because of her?"
"Could this mean Summer will be a villain here?" Ironwood asked with a suprised look on his fave, having not expected her out of all people in such a role.
"I hope not." Tai shook his head.
"Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision." Ruby went further into her explanation as Ibara frowned down at Hell.
Ibara's eyes widened upon seeing on the screen, keeping her hands clasped.
"There's Shiozaki again." Kendo commented, having recalled seeing Ibara once in the trailer.
Tokage nodded in agreement, "Yup."
"She must be an important figure in Heaven if she's included in this history lesson." Kodai stated.
"Not suprised. If anyone would be some high ranking angel in Heaven, then it would be her." Tokage stated.
"That every year, they would send down an army." Ruby explained further as Ozpin was shown next to Ibara with a grin on his face, now wearing a robe. It was followed by Ozpin sending an army of spear wielding angels at Hell, "An Extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them."
"I still can't believe the commit genocide to ensure Hell won't rise against them." Zenkichi shook his head as Molly shook her head. She couldn't believe it herself when she first found out about it.
"Well, they must somehow keep the forces of evil at bay." Present Mic tried to justify it even it he had to admit doing something like this was a step too far.
Nezu sighed, "It reminds me of our constant battle against the villains."
"Same here with our battle against the Grimm. Only this time it's against sentient beings." Ironwood stated and gestured to Ozpin on the viewing screen, "It appears Ozpin is leading the exterminations as well."
Qrow crossed his arms, "Oz being someone who commits genocide. Something I never thought I'll see."
"I hate to admit this, but I agree you with here." Goodwitch sighed as Ozpin sighed, taking a silent sip from his mug.
"Now imagine us witnessing Y/N commiting genocide." Akira stated.
Ryuji crossed his arms, "Like that's ever gonna happen."
"But Summer's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell." Ruby closed the book, finishing her narration. The book was titled "The story of Hell".
Uzu raised his brow, "Are we done with the story?"
"Looks like it." Rinon nodded in agreement.
"Finally." Bakugo said with a pleased look on his face, 'I was starting to get bored of it."
"We learned some interesting stuff here." Izuku paid no attention to Bakugo's comment and looked down at his notes.
Double D nodded in agreement, "It was a nice way of showing us how details regarding the story of this world."
"I don't like the way Heaven was shown." Ibara commented, "It wasn't presented in a good light."
"Given the whole thing with the Exterminations, I kinda figured Heaven would be presented as like this big preemo monster in Hell." Kirishima commented.
"We haven't heard anything about the Christian God in this story as well." Momo added.
"Maybe he will come up later in some way?" Yusuke theorized.
"Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud." Ruby promised as she looked out of the window and saw the Pentagram City burning down to the ground.
"Ruby?" Rinon asked, having just walked into the room as they key Ruby was holding transforms into Zwei who in this universe was a cyclop dog who scampered away before Ruby turned to face Rinon in suprise.
Ruby blinked in suprise, "Zwei?"
"Hey. I wasn't expecting to see him here." Yang smiled with a pleasantly suprised look on her face.
"Is this your family dog or something?" Mako asked, having a dog herself.
Yang proudly nodded in confirmation, "Yup."
"He must be a demon as well." Weiss stated, smilling at the view of Zwei.
"A demon dog. Just great..." Blake muttered under her breath.
"Aah! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?" Ruby asked her girlfriend in suprise.
"Uh, yeah. I was right there." Rinon confirmed it with a smirk on her face, pointing at the doorway with her thumb.
Some chuckles echoed through the room at Ruby's poor situational awareness. Izuku sheepishly buried his head in his notebook as he recalled several times that he had started talking to himself only to learn someone had been in the room with him
Ruby gasped, "Am I really going to swear here?"
Weiss deadpanned at her, "Ruby. This version of you already swore in the earlier viewings of this world..."
"I still would have preferred if I she wasn't swearing..." Ruby stated.
Roman shrugged his shoulders, "Are you really complaining about it, little Red? Try seeing yourself performing a striptease and then maybe you'll get the right to complain."
"..." Ruby didn't argue here. As much as she hated to admit this, Roman was right here.
"Sorry. I get pre-tty worked up after an extermination happens." Ruby apologized to her, turning to face the burning Pentagram City again with the distant gunfire and siren sounding in the background, "The story helps..."
"It sounds like a warzone out there." Sumire remarked.
"Well, yeah. What did you expect from Hell?" Futaba asked her.
Kazane crossed her arms, "Looking at how they're acting, I'm finding it hard to believe Hell was rising up against Heaven to the point of making him start the exterminations."
"Maybe all of it started after they started doing the exterminations?" Chronoire theorized.
"Rinon did say the extermination just occured." Honoka nodded in agreement.
"Why isn't Summer keeping them at bay, though?" Winter asked, "Wasn't she shown doing this earlier in the storybook?"
"Maybe she gave up on it after the exterminations started?" Aikuro tried to come up with a reason for it.
"I know." Rinon chuckled as she sat down next to her, "Don't worry, I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?"
"I'm fine. Just... thinking, ya' know? Family stuff." Ruby replied.
"Did you hear from your mom yet?" Rinon asked as Ruby shook her head with a dismayed look on her face. Rinon winced at her reply, "Oof... how long has it been now?"
"Not that long, only...seven....years." Ruby awkwardly replied and it was followed by her trying to justify her mother's absence, "Off doing something important, I'm sure!"
"What?!" Ruby's eyes widened with a suprised look on her face.
"She was gone for seven years?" Yang looked equally as suprised as her sister was.
Akira sighed, "It explains why she didn't return Ruby's call back in the first viewing of this world."
"I'm sorry, but what the hell!?" Futaba asked, "What kind of mom abandons their kid for SEVEN YEARS!?"
Gamagori nodded in agreement, "Exactly! What kind of parent does that?"
"So unmanly..." Kirishima shook his head in disapproval as Tetsutetsu nodded in agreement.
"Hey, now." Iida spoke up, "While this is unpleasant, we don't know the story behind her absence."
Blake nodded in agreement, "Exactly. For all we know, it can be something important."
"Regardless of what happened, it is still improper for one to leave their child to grow up without them in their life." Medusa stated. The parents in the audience nodded in agreement with her.
Ruby stood up and glanced at the burning city again, "But, this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about."
"Well, at least you aren't alone." Rinon comforted, takng her hand into hers.
Ruby smiled at her, "I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work."
"It will. I have faith in you." Rinon assured, touching her cheek.
Many people in the audience smiled at the scene.
Yang gasped, "Aww. That's so cute."
"They are such a great couple I can't stand it!" Mina squealed as Ruby and Rinon blushed.
Hagakure nodded in agreement, "They really are made for each other."
"When can we expect a wedding for these two?" Atori said with her handpuppet smirking.
Rinon narrowed her eyes at her, "Atori..."
"Soon. I'm sure it's soon." Yang replied to Atori's question while smirking.
"Y-Yang! S-Stop!" Ruby whined in embarassment.
Zwei returned and hopped into Ruby's arms while Rinon stood up.
"Alright, come on. Y/N says he has something to show us." Rinon informed as she walked out of the room. As she left , a loud bell rang throughout the city, and Ruby turns to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. She looked down with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the Extermination comes again.
"I wonder what will cus show them?" Mako wondered.
"My money is on the commercial we saw him show them in the trailer." Ryuko replied.
Inumuta nodded in agreement, "Yeah. It's pretty obvious."
"Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature?" The camera cut into Y/N monologuing in his radio voice as his commercial was played. The two demons looked at him in confusion as the camera focused on the destroyed background, "Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell!"
Ryuko nodded to herself, "Yeah. It's this commercial."
"Let's see how bad it was to make them react like they did in the trailer." Sero stated.
"Maybe it won't be so bad..." Ruby tried to remain positive here.
Neo pulled out a sign, "Wishful thinking, little Red."
"But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?" Y/N waved his hand in front of the camera as the demons stared at him with questioning and confused looks on their faces. The camera afterwards cut to show the front of the hotel building, "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption!"
Ruby was shown a second later as she turned towards the camera with a nervous look on her face, giving a nervous wave as Roman appeared behind her and put two-fingers over the head prank behind her, "Founded five days ago by Taiyang's delusional daughter, Ruby Morningstar!"
Molly smiled at the view of Roman, seeing Angel Dust in his place as a few members of the audience chuckled at the prank Roman was playing on Ruby right now.
Yang glared at Roman, "Does he really need to play this prank on her?"
Blake sighed in agreement, "Yeah. It's not the best time for it."
Roman shrugged, "It's not like this commercial would look good without it."
"Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!" Y/N declared as Ruby was shown standing next to an unimpressed Weekend, showing the other woman a poorly made drawing.
Weekend smiled smugly upon seeing her counterpart again.
"Daddy issues?" Ruby asked as Yang frowned.
"Are things between her and Taiyang that strained?" Oobleck asked.
"Unfortunely that must be the case here." Port sighed.
Winter nodded in agreement, "Otherwise I doubt her having daddye issues would be mentioned here."
Tai sighed, fearing how the relationship between him and his daughter will look like in this
"Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff." The double doors to the hotel were opened and a yellow inscription of "Funny things" appeared on the screen. The camera afterwards moved to Qrow who drunkely faceplanted into the table by the hotel's bar.
"There he is." Yang chuckled at the view of her uncle.
Goodwitch shook her head in disapparoval, "Exactly what I would expected from Qrow if he worked as the bartender."
"My kind of job," Qrow smiled in approval of his job.
"You call this functional staff?" Winter rolled her eyes.
Sojiro shrugged, "As long as he doesn't drink all the liquor supply they have at the hotel, I don't see any problem with it."
"And 24-hour pest control!" Y/N added as Touko flew into the view of the camera, going after a large bug with a thick sewing needle.
"Man. You really want to get this bug killed." Atori stated after seeing Touko chase the bug.
Rinon crossed her arms, "If only you were like this in our world."
Touko looked slightly uncomfortable with it, "My counterpart is just doing her job..."
"Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!" Y/N continued as the camera cut to Roman sitting on the couch in the living room and Zwei standing on the table next to him. The support beam afterwards fell down, landing close to Zwei and scaring the demon dog.
"Zwei no!" Ruby shouted in worry.
Tai rubbed the back of his head, "Why didn't anyone make sure the support beams in this place are stable?"
"To be honest I wouldn't be suprised if L/N made it loose on purpose to stage this scene." Aizawa stated.
"Either way. It doesn't give the hotel a good image." Midnight stated.
Kevin crossed his arms, "A support beam, huh?"
"Things brings back some memories." Double D stated, letting out a sigh as Jonny sighed as well.
"Don't remind me..." Eddy said. He had no idea what was worse when this situation happened. Destroying Jonny's house or seeing Rolf naked.
"Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident." Y/N paid no attention to it and kept the camera pointed at Roman who flipped him off. It was followed by the yellow word "Wow!" appearing on the screen, "Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!"
More yellow letters appeared on the screen shortly after. They read, "Call now! Or don't! I don't care! We still don't have a working phone!"
The audience stared the viewing screen in silence for a few seconds after the commercial ended.
Akira shook his head, "That wasn't a very good commercial."
"Yeah. I doubt anyone will be interested in the hotel after seeing this commercial." Satsuki nodded in agreement.
Makoto sighed. "Y/N is really doing what he can to make this place fail."
"Maybe he's just not good with modern technology and didn't know how to do this commercial." Touko stated.
Bakugo rolled his eyes at her, "The Smiling Jackass knows enough about running a hotel that he got them halfway started with a snap of his fingers last time. Even if he didn't know how to work with a camera, he could easily make a good commercial if he really tried; the Fucker's just screwing with them."
"He said he arrived at the hotel because he wants to see it fail as well." Rinon nodded in agreement with Bakugo.
Monoma shook his head, "She really is screwed if he is the only one willing to help her with it."
Aizawa sighed, "Sometimes you just have to suck it up. Even if you work with someone you dislike."
Y/N turned off the TV right after the commercial ended and turned towards Ruby and Rinon, "So, what do you think?"
On the couch, Ruby and Rinon were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature.
"I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?" Rinon asked angrily.
Inumuta sighed, "You know. Now I understand why she reacted the way she did."
"Yeah. Her reaction was really appropiate." Gamagori nodded in agreement, "The commercial was worse than I thought..."
"Uh, Yeah. One note, Y/N." Ruby began, "I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit... off?"
"She can't just straight up tell him the commercial sucked?" Coco asked with a raised brow, "He is obviously trying to screw her over here."
"She probably doesn't want to hurt his feelings." Weiss stated.
Yang sighed, "That's Ruby to you..."
"Even if she told him that, I doubt he would be hurt by it as it was something he was aiming towards here." Blake stated.
"We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..." Ruby struggled to find the right word.
"Bad. The word you're looking for is bad." Rinon finished for her girlfriend.
"Funny. I was going for hilarious." Y/N retorted, titling his head.
Many of Ruby's friends glared at Y/N for his sabotaging behavior.
Bakugo groaned, "This asshole openly admits it now. Can't she just tell him the truth?"
"She's trying to keep the peace. She probably doesn't want to risk making her only ally agree with her as well." Momo explained.
"Even if he is their only support here, then would it still be bettet to get rid of him if he wants to see the hotel fall?" Iida asked, "Him supporting it further can cause them more trouble."
"But if they lose him, then they lose the staff as well as I don't think they will stick around without him around and I doubt they would find new staff for the hotel anytime soon if they left." Shoji stated.
Tokoyami nodded in agreement, "He's right. Losing Y/N would make everything worse for them. It's better to keep him around. Even if he is trying to sabotage them."
"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point!" Rinon pointed out angrily.
"Rinny is right Y/N, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them." Ruby added.
"Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show." Y/N explained, beginning to pace across the room.
Double D hummed in an interested manner at this revelation, "Now, that's interesting."
"Was it mentioned earlier?" Ed asked.
Double D shook his head, "It wasn't. Unless I missed it which I doubt."
"I wonder what caused him to be inactive in Hell for however long it was." Izuku asked with an interested look on his face.
"I wonder how Inumuta will react to this." Ryuko stated, "From the comic about Y/N, I can tell these two don't like each other."
"My counterpart definitely won't be happy with it." Inumuta stated.
"The proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement." Y/N explained further, tapping the TV with his cane, "So, I had a little fun with it."
"Wait. So he did this because they forced him to make a commecial for the TV?" Honoka asked with a suprised look on his face.
Kaminari rubbed the back of his head. "Wow. That's so petty."
Mina nodded in agreement, "Yeah. He really sabotaged his own group because he couldn't do this on the radio."
"He's a real jerk." Kasumi stated.
"And here I thought Eddy and Kevin can be petty." Double D stated as Kevin and Eddy glanced at him.
Rinon stood up from the couch and voiced more of her complains, "Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time."
Izuku noted this in his notebook, "So a week has passed since the events of the first viewing took place."
"Good to know." Double D nodded, having done the same.
Their conversation got cut short as Roman raised his hand.
Roman in the audience began to dread what his counterpart was going to say, "Oh no..."
"What?" Rinon turned to him.
"If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" Roman suggested as the camera showed him laying on the couch in a suggestive pose with beer in his hand.
Roman buried his face in his hands, letting out a long groan.
Neo rolled her eyes at him, "Already? You don't even know what he will suggest."
"Do you really think he will say something which doesn't have anything to do with him being a pornstar?" Roman asked her.
Neo smirked at him, "Maybe or maybe not~."
"Roman, you're a porn star." Rinon looked unimpressed by his suggestion.
"A famous porn star." Roman corrected her, "I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in."
"See?" Roman told Neo as Neo's smirk grew wider as she patted him on his shoulder.
Futaba hummed, "You know. As much as I hate to admit this, he may have a point here."
"What do you mean?" Akira raised his brow at her.
Futaba gave an explanation a second later, "We all saw how many demons he attracted in Addict. There's a good chance some of his fans will follow him to the hotel."
"Even if they will follow him there, it won't be because they want to be redeemed." Makoto told her.
Ann nodded in agreement, "Yeah. For all we know, they will stay here for a day or two and will leave because they'll see how it's nothing like the commercial."
"We are not filming a porn as a commercial." Rinon refused.
"Why not? Sex sells, don't it?" Roman pointed out with a wink as Y/N appeared right next to the couch, "I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel."
Y/N laughed in amusement, "Haha! Never going to happen!"
Relief splashed over the audience like a wave after Y/N refused.
Roman sighed in relief, "Thank God for that."
"Yeah. I wouldn't want to watch this." Eddy agreed with him. Seeing the stuff between him and Stolas was enough.
"It's not like it would happen as B and Q confirmed to us that this version of Y/N is asexual." Blake replied. Even if she blushed at the thought of two men doing this.
"Would it really be so bad, though?" Futaba asked, "Who doesn't like a good yaoi?"
Sojiro glanced at her, "A what now?"
Futaba's eyes widened a bit, "N-Nothing!"
Q sighed. As a fellow yaoi enjoyer, she had to admit Futaba had a point here.
Ruby afterwards awkwardly spoke up to him, "Roman, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way."
"Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited." Roman explained, gesturing to his body as sleazy music started playing in the background, "I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity." He laughed, "Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."
"Don't list it off!" Roman whined, wanting to delete himself from existance. He wished a Grimm would eat him now to save him from this.
"He has a point on his fluff looking like tits, though." Yang stated.
Qrow nodded in agreement with his niece, "Yeah. If I didn't know this was Torchwick, then I would think he's a chick."
"Seriously?" Roman and Winter deadpanned at him.
"Now imagine having both tits and a fluff on your chest." Futaba said, getting another from Sojiro as Molly cleared her throat. Futaba glanced at her, making her spider woman adjust her fluffy chest, "...Oh, right."
"The best fluff in all of the multiverse, huh?" Q glanced at B playfully and B blushed underneath his mask.
Ruby chuckled nervously until her phone rang. She held up her finger, "Hold that thought! I'll be right back."
"I could keep going all night, baby." Roman said while Ruby left the room.
"Please, don't..." Roman pleaded.
Goodwitch nodded in agreement, "I would have preferred if he stopped as well..."
Ruby breathed heavily in the adjoining room before answering the call, "Hello? Dad?"
"Dad?" Ruby raised her brow in interest. Tai and Yang seemed interested in as well.
Neptune crossed his arms, "Now, that's something I wasn't expecting to happen this soon into this universe."
"Me too. With how their relationship appeared to be strained, I didn't think he would call her." Blake nodded in agreement.
"Wait a second." Ed's eyes widened as he realized something, "Was her dad's profile picture a rubber duck wearing a hat?"
Everyone stayed silent at this as no one had the answer for that.
Eddy broke the silence in the audience by saying, "You probably just saw things Lumpy."
Kevin nodded in agreement, "Yeah. There's no way a king of Hell would have rubber duck on his profile picture."
"Hey, I have a question." Roman changed the subject of the conversation, "If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?"
"Oh, trust me." Y/N smiled in a mischievously creepy look with dark magic surrounding him, "I can."
Many people in the audience felt a cold chill go down their spine at this scene.
"He's so creepy..." Velvet muttered under her breath.
"I wouldn't want to find myself on his shitlist." Sero stated.
"You and me both." Kaminari nodded in agreement, "Especially with what he did to that one demon in the comic about him."
Alcina ruffled her hair, "I really want to see his power on the full display."
"You and me both." Satsuki nodded in agreement.
"Why do you think I'm here?" Qrow asked as the camera cut to him standing behind the counter of the bar while cleaning a glass, "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?"
Sun nervously chuckled, "Well at least we got confirmation that he's not here by choice."
"I thought it was made pretty obvious by how unhappy he was when Y/N brought him to the hotel." Yatsuhashi told him.
Neptune placed his hand on his chin, "I wonder what makes him stay at the hotel if he doesn't want to."
Winter rolled her eyes, "It's obviously booze."
"Yeah. We saw it ourselves when he changed his mind after Y/N showed him the bar." Ironwood nodded in agreement.
"Is it really the only reason keeping him there, though?" Izuku asked, "For all we know, he can get it anywhere else in Hell."
Iida shrugged, "He probably stays here as he has it for free."
It was when Touko popped up from behind the counter with her hand raised, "I like being forced."
"Keep that to yourself, Tou." Qrow advised her.
Touko blushed at her counterparts, "Um..."
"Someone likes being forced, huh?" Atori teased her with her handpuppet smirked.
"A-Atori..." Touko began to say.
"It's true what they say." Rinon decided to add, "Still water runs deep."
Touko's blush grew, "S-Stop!"
"What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?" Roman taunted.
Qrow glared at him, "Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat."
Roman grinned at him, "Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty."
"Um..." Qrow slowly turned towards Roman.
Roman crossed his arms, "Hey. Don't look at me. I hate this as much as I do."
Qrow shook his head and took a sip from his flask, "I need a drink..."
"At least we won't have to worry about uncle Qrow getting close to Torchwick here." Yang tried to find the bright side in this situation, not imagining her uncle friends with Roman.
Blake nodded in agreement, "Yeah. He'll definitely stay away from him if he'll keep annoying him."
Rinon sighed, "Roman. Let Qrow do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to."
"I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid." Roman gave his opinion, "We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?"
Zenkichi sighed, "He does have a point here."
Aizawa nodded in agreement, "Hell is rock bottom with no way of back up."
"Unless friend Ruby can change it." Penny said.
AIzawa shook his head, "I wouldn't be optimistic about it."
"I don't see demons like them getting redeemed." Vlad King nodded in agreement, "It would be like trying to redeem villains."
"Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible." Rinon replied.
Roman placed his hand on her shoulder, giving her a deadpan expression while the latter makes the same one, "Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive."
The scene came back to Ruby, and after the phone call, she seemed really happy with the news her father brought to her.
"Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?" She said excitedly. With that she hung up and laughed excitedly "Yes... YES!"
Many people in the audience were taken aback by Ruby's overjoyed behavior.
"Well, she is certainly happy." Goodwitch remarked.
Sun rubbed the back of his head, "I wonder what news her dad gave her."
"Whatever it was, it must have been something." Neptune replied.
Ruby poked her head from around the corner, "RINNY, HOLY SHIT!"
"Ah! What!?" Rinon jumped back with a starled expression on her face.
Ruby waved her to come to her for some exciting news, "Get over here!"
The Remnant part of the audience chuckled at Ruby's bebavior.
Qrow chuckled, "Yeah. I can believe this is Ruby."
"She acts exactly like her when is excited." Yang giggled as Weiss and Blake nodded in confirmation.
Rinon sighed happily and went over to Ruby who was jumping around happily.
"Aw~. Someone is so happy to see her girlfriend happy~." Atori teased Rinon.
Rinon blushed at her, "Shut up..."
"What's going on?" Rinon asked, crossing her arms as Roman drank his beer in the background.
Ruby breathed in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain.
Qrow smiled a bit, "Take is easy squirt."
"She is gonna get a heart attack before explaining everything if she'll keep it up." Tai stated, letting out a chuckle at his daughters behavior as well.
"My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead." Ruby quickly explained to her as she grabbed Rinon to get up close.
The audience immediately became interested in this.
Nezu hummed to himself, "Hmm. Interesting."
"Is this why we saw her with Oz in the trailer?" Qrow asked.
Winter nodded in agreement, "That must be the case."
"If that's the case, then I can see why she was so happy after the phonecall." Oobleck stated.
Tai nodded in agreement, "Yeah. It's her chance to explain her plan to the angels."
"But-but, the extermination just happened." Rinon pointed out in confusion.
"Hmm. A good point." Iida nodded, "Why would they want a meeting so quickly after the extermiatnion?"
"Perharps it's to talk about it." Reiko theorized.
"If that was the case, then Ruby's hotel came in in the right time." Ren stated.
"What could they want this soon after..." Rinon was cut off as ballad music started up and Ruby began to sing.
"I can do this! Somehow, I know it. I'll get Heaven behind my plans!" Ruby sang, waving her hand across the light shining through the window.
Everyone reacted to the beginning of the song in their own ways.
Nonon raised her brow in interest, "Oh, we're getting a song."
"Cool." Jiro looked interested in it.
Bakugo groaned, "Can someone block my hearing until the song will end?"
"Come on, Bakubro." Kirishima told him, "I'm sure it won't be that bad."
"Her singing voice is still beautiful..." Rin quietly commented to herself.
"Ruby, hold on..." Rinon tried to interject, but her words fell deaf on ears.
"There's just no way I could blow it. Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!" Ruby went further into her song as she walked through the lobby with Roman and Touko enjoying her performance.
"It's just a meeting." Rinon tried to interrupt again.
"Don't interrupt her." Nonon told Rinon, wanting to hear the song.
Rinon rolled her eyes, "Tell it to the other me."
"Your counterpart is really trying to keep up the no singing stuff, huh?" Atori asked.
"With how the interview went, can you blame for it?" Rinon asked her in return.
"To be honest the way it went down was more of Torchwick's fault than hers." Blake pointed out.
"Her song still had a part in it!" Rinon argued.
Ruby moved further into the lobby, "To change their mind. And touch their hearts. Or... whatever angels have!"
Rinon facepalmed, "This could be bad..."
"Cheer up, Rinny! This could be swell!" Ruby walked over to Rinon and took her hand into hers. Rinon smiled at her happiness.
Many people in the audience smiled at the sweet scene.
"Just kiss you two!" Hagakure cheered them on.
"N-No/No!" Ruby and Rinon uttered at the same time, blushing heavily.
"Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!" It was when Ruby released Rinon from her grasp and took off out of the hotel.
"Okay, but just don't... sing to them." Just before Rinon could warn her, Roman, Y/N, Touko and Zwei were already at the window where they could see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City as Roman turned back to Rinon still drinking from a bottle
"That bitch is halfway down the street!" Roman explained.
"Hey!" Ruby exclaimed with an offended and hurt look on her face.
Yang glared at Roman, "Don't call my sister a bitch!"
Roman shrugged his shoulders, "Tell it to the other me."
"Is she—?" Rinon asked.
Roman nodded in confirmation, "Oh, she's dancin'!"
Rinon facepalmed, letting out a groan, "Ugh, no..."
Several members of the audience chuckled at Rinon's reaction.
Atori glanced at Rinon, "I don't think your no singing rule will hold up."
"You don't say?" Rinon replied with sarcasm in her voice.
Monoma shook his head, "Yeah. I can tell the meeting won't go well if she'll keep acting like this."
The scene cut to Ruby making her way down the street, oblivious to the destruction in the form of smashed windows, burning buildings, falling streetlamps and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continued to sing her song. Screams could be heard in the background of her song as well.
Port gasped, "My word..."
"This place looks worse than I thought." Present Mic stated with his eyes wide.
Neo pulled out her sign, "And I thought downtown Vale was bad."
"You and me both." Roman nodded in agreement.
"I doubt it will be a happy day in Hell like she claims to be." AIzawa stated.
"There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air. Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare!" Ruby sang as she accidentally glanced through the window of a sex dungeon where a Hellhound was humping against an imp wearing a sadomasochism mask. They noticed her and Ruby awkwardly fleed before continuing to sing.
Everyone in the audience reacted in their own way at the sex dangeon scene.
"Ruby! Your eyes!" Yang wasted no time and covered Ruby's eyes. She wasn't the only one. Zenkichi did the same with Akane and Ed did the same with Sarah. Sojiro tried to do the same with Futaba but Futaba defended herself.
"Oh my~." Midnight blushed with an interested look on her face.
Goodwitch looked at her with a disgusted look on her face, "Are you really into this?"
Midnight shrugged, "Don't shame me because of my interests. If anything, you look like the kind of person to be into it as well."
"E-Excuse me?!" Goodwitch glared at her.
Qrow shrugged, "Even if she into it, it's not like she has anyone to do this with."
Goodwitch shifted her glare to him, "Now listen here..."
"Let's just all pretend we didn't see that." Ironwood cut their conversation short.
Haru crossed her arms with an interested look on her face and she imagined herself and one particular person in the plane of the Hellhound and Imp. Akira noticed her reaction and raised his brow in interest.
"It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre." Ruby went back as if nothing happened as she stepped on a dead shark demon that was releasing a very bad smelly fume into her nose. She cautiously avoided the corpse, "If you don't mind the smell..."
She afterwards pressed on the street, "It's a happy day in Hell!"
Mina shook her head, "This gives me some much fairytale princess vibes."
"You and me both." Haru nodded in agreement.
"Too bad it doesn't fit with what's happening around Ruby." Hagakure stated.
Nazz nodded n agreement, "Yeah. She really stands out among them."
"Hi, mister!" Ruby waved at a demon who was holding a newspaper before she caught his attention, revealing himself to be a meth addict with a spoon full of meth.
The demon glared at her, "Go fuck yourself!"
Ruby looked hurt by it, "Hey..."
"What an asshole. She was just trying to be friendly." Yang glared at the demon.
Roman rolled his eyes at her, "You really thought a demon in Hell will be warm and welcoming towards her when she'll greet him?"
"She interrupted him in the middle of something as well." Neo added.
One demon opened his window, revealing his apartment on fire, "There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul."
"Why isn't he doing anything about it?" Mako asked in confusion, "Everything in burning around him."
"Perharps it's not the first time it happened to him and he's used to it?" Aikuro theorized.
"Hello!" Ruby waved at the demon as she bumped into a fat pumpkin headed demon with a smaller demon sitting on his shoulders, the latter holding a huge ball of barbed wire.
"And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole!" The smaller demon sang in an aggressive manner.
Many people in the audience cringed at the thought of this happening to them.
Eddy suddenly felt a sharp pain in his butt, "Ouch..."
"That's gotta hurt..." Ryuji commented.
"Why would anyone even do this to themselves?" Yusuke asked.
Nora rubbed the back of her head, "Is it just me or does this short demon look like our fearless leader a bit?"
"I see you noticed as well." Oscar told her.
"What? He doesn't look like me!" Jaune argued.
Ren looked at him with an apologetic look on his face, "I'm sorry, but he kind of does."
"If it wasn't for his voice, then I would think it's you." Blake added.
"Ah, excuse me!" Ruby stepped away from them and bumped into another demon who was wearing executioner's hood and holding an axe.
"Doing what is required, we all have our role." The executioner sang.
"I'm not doin' well!" A fourth demon walked into the view, having a knife sticking out of his knife before collapsing.
"Another shitty day in Hell!" It was followed by the demon pedestrians forming two lines along the street as they sang in unison.
Weiss raised her brow in confusion, "How did she get them to join her?"
"The magic of her singing, I guess." Eddy rubbed the back of his head when he gave her his answer.
Futaba chuckled, "She really is a fairytale princess, then."
"Do you think Tai would be able to do this if he was the one singing here?" Qrow joked.
Tai chuckled, "Come on, Qrow. You know that's impossible."
Ruby climbed on the trunk of the destroyed car with a determined look on her face and faced the other direction, "If I can show them the dream I've dreamed. That any soul can change!"
Back at the hotel, Rinon appeared on top of the watchtower as she joined the song, "Those angels' minds are hard to change."
Rinon raised her brow, "I'm singing as well?"
"You don't seem embarassed by it." Futaba noted, having been expecting Rinon to be embarassed about it
Rinon shrugged her shoulders, "It's not like they haven't heard me sing before."
Natsume nodded in confirmation, "We like to go to karaoke after school from time to time. Even if Y/N barely joins us for the singing part for most of the time and keeps to himself."
"Then they will know everyone can be redeemed. From the evil to the strange!" Ruby sang, the camera revealing the direction she was looking at was towards the hotel.
"They're bloodthirsty and deranged!" Rinon sang as she hung from the watchtower.
"Your singing voice is really nice here." Touko smiled at Rinon.
"Thanks, I guess..." Rinon blushed slightly.
Atori smirked at her, "I can see why Ruby choose you to be her girlfriend~."
Rinon glared at her, "Screw you."
"I just hope I won't sing..." Qrow muttered under his breath.
"I can hear all their stories. The lost and displaced." Ruby climbed down the car and continued as she passed by a thuggish demon couple and alcoholic third one with a vomit on his shirt. She cringed a second later as she walked beneath a trio of demons hanging by their necks from the streetlight, "And I know that they're more of an acquired taste."
"Yikes." Coco cringed.
"I'm going to have nightmares after this..." Velvet muttered under her breath.
Weiss shook her head, "This is all too vulgar and gory for me..."
"Yeah. I know what you're saying." Nonon agreement in agreement.
Jiro shrugged her shoulders, "Personally I don't have any complains."
Sero crossed his arms, "Jeez. I can tell why you're a Hellhound, then."
"But! if I open the door and I give them a place. At my Hazbin Hotel." Ruby ran over to a truck and opened it only for the dead driver to fall out. She ignored the corpse and moved along, "It'll be a happy day in Hell!"
A "Helluva Post' truck drove by and Ruby hitched a ride on the back so she could get a look around the city more quickly. She arrived downtown, passing some buildings as the song turned swankier.
"From the porn studio where the cinephiles go. To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows!" She sang, gesturing to an electronics shop. Outside of the show window, multiple demons were oggling and drooling lustfully at porno being displayed on the display tv sets. Travis was one of them.
Roman groaned at the view of Travis, "This guy again..."
Tai crossed his arms, "He just can't stop appearing whenever someone porn related happens, huh?"
"If we didn't already know he is just some creep, then I would think he is related to the business." Zenkichi stated.
"But didn't we see him in the trailer with Aikuro, though?" Sojiro asked.
Zenkichi sighed as he recalled this, "...Yeah. You're right."
"So he not only uses, but also produces?" Sae asked in disgust.
Present Mic shook his head, "Someone has a serious porn obsession."
Ruby ended their conversation by asking, "What is bukkake?"
Yang slowly shifted her gaze to her, "What?"
"Can someone tell me what it is?" Ruby asked as her friends and family stared at her, "I never heard of this before."
Yang chuckled nervously, "Trust me, sis. It will be better if you don't know what this is..."
Ruby hopped off the truck onto the sidewalk of the Cannibal Town and stumbled upon a trio demons feasting on a sidewalk.
"Cannibal Town?" A few member so the audience exclaimed in shock.
"Jesus Christ..." Kendo uttered in digust and suprise.
Haru shook her head, "This is just extreme. Even for a place in Hell."
"You're telling me." Ryuji agreed wth her.
"Moonfish would fit a place for himself there..." Todoroki stated.
Bakugo groaned, "Don't bring up this asshole."
"To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause!" She sang. Her song was interrupted as she got hit in the eye with the blood of a corpse which was being eaten. She quickly stumbled away from the scene, "Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?!"
Most of the audience recoiled in disgust at the scene.
"I never saw more appropiate reaction than this one." Ann stated, getting nods of agreement.
Makoto sighed, "At least it explains why those sinners are eating out in the open like that."
"Yeah. It must be a common occurance in the Cannibal Town." Ryuko agreed,
"Would the sinners mind if they would be doing this outside of the Cannibal Town, though?" Satsuki asked.
"And I don't give a crow that. His brain's got in my eye!" Ruby kept singing, opening her eyes widely and revealing they were bloodshot, "Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide!"
"It's amazing she can keep singing even after some blood got splashed into her eye." Jiro stated.
Nonon nodded in agreement, "Yeah. If it happened to me, then I would stop in an instant."
"I can do this, I just know it!" It was when the background turned into a note sheet that rolled along. It was followed by various sinners Ruby previously encountered appeared on the background note sheet and joined in on singing.
"There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul." One sinner sang.
"I'll get Heaven behind my plans! I'll get Heaven behind my plans!"
"I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole." The other sinner sang.
The audience once again cringed at the thought of this happening to them.
Sun rubbed the back of his head, "At least we know why he allows the little guy to do this to him..."
"Does that make it any better for him, though?" Blake asked.
Winter shook her head, "All of it is just so sickening..."
"Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance. To change their minds." The camera zoomed out from Ruby as the note sheet vanished. Right in the moment, a slug with a trenchcoat came into picture, exhibiting his nudist body in front of Charlie, which creeped her out.
"And touch my parts!" He offered, bringing the music to an abrupt stop.
The audience, especially the female part of it, all recoiled in disgust at the scene.
Ryuko instantly shook her head at this, "Hell no!"
"I would rather cut off my hand!" Mina replied.
Velvet nodded in agreement, "Me too!"
"Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna..." Ruby turned away from him and went back to her song, "Fulfill my destiny!"
"Your loss, bitch!" The slug demon shouted and stormed off.
Yang glared at him, "Don't call her a bitch, you fat bastard!"
"It's really weird to keep seeing them insulting their own princess like this." Satsuki stated, recalling what happened back during the interview and now.
Bakugo shrugged, "If maybe she wasn't so spineless, then maybe they would respect her more."
Ruby approached the Heaven embassy with a confident look on her face and bounded up on the steps while the residents of Hell behind her either sang along or killed each other behind her, "I can already tell! Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!"
Bakugo raised his brow, "It this the end of the song?"
"Looks like it." Kirishima nodded,
Bakugo smiled slightly, "Finally."
"It was quite something." Jiro commented, having enjoyed the song.
Weiss stayed with her opinion from earlier. "My opinion still stands. It was still too gory for me."
"What do you mean?" Nora asked, "It was great."
Ren nodded in agreement, "You can't really be suprised by all the stuff we saw in it as it's Hell we're talking about here."
Weiss sighed, "I suppose not..."
It was when Ruby made her way to the top of the stairs and opened the door, taking a peek inside. The Hell embassy was a building that didn't look like it belonged in hell. It was clean and untouched.
"Hello!" She greeted, her voice echoing through the tower. She entered the embassy, finding the whole embassy deserted. She called out again, getting no answer once again and commented how creepy it was.She made to the front desk with no one but a single bell. She tapped the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her. She quickly signed it without reading, "Oh, okay...Also creepy."
Weiss deadpanned, "Did Ruby not even glance at a word at that paper?"
"Probably?" Ruby nervously chuckled.
Weiss facepalmed, "This is not going to end well..."
"If it makes you feel better, I'm certain Eddy never reads those as well." Double D told her.
Eddy crossed his arms, "What? It's a bunch of gibberish that they make you sign."
The scroll and feather flied up, before disappearing. Right then, the twin doors slided open to show Ruby the meeting room. She entered inside the dark room a second later and saw there was no one there aside from her.
"Uh...hello? Is anyone here?" She asked. The lights suddenly switched on, revealing two angels at the end of the room, with one being an unknown exorcist and Ozpin who was eating a rib in his hand
"Sup." Ozpin greeted her.
"Holy shit!" Ruby immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room.
Qrow couldn't help himself and laughed. A few of students from Beacon held in their laughters.
Goodwitch raised her brow at him, "What's so funny?"
"Oz said "Sup"." Qrow explained, "Do I need to say more?"
Winter deadpanned at him, "Seriously?"
"What?" Qrow looked suprised by her reaction.
Ruby got back up and readjusts herself to introduce herself properly, "Hi, I'm Ruby. My dad asked me if I could meet you."
Ozpin nodded at her, "Yeah, I know."
"Okay, well." Ruby replied as Ozpin ate his ribs like a buzzsaw, "It's nice to meet you."
"Totally. It's nice to meet you, too." Ozpin reached over to give Ruby a handshake. As she was about to shake his hand, her hand slipped right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaked Ruby out.
Everyone from Beacon were shocked to see Ozpin playing a prank like this on Ruby.
"What an assho..." Yang stopped herself mid-sentence after realizing who she was about to call an asshole. Her words died in her throat in an instant at this.
"Um..." Goodwich had no idea what to say here.
"I don't know what to say here..." Ironwood was at a loss of words as well.
"Me neither. I never thought I'll see him acting like this..." Tai agreed with them.
Qrow on the other hand grinned because he was starting to look forward to seeing more of this version of Ozpin, "This is going to be good."
Ozpin took a sip from his mug, silently watching this counterpart.
"Ha! I fucking got you. Did you see that?" Ozpin laughed as he turned around to look at the exterminator behind him. The exterminator nodded at him, "Ha. Good shit."
Kaminari raised his brow, "Who is the angel next to him?"
Asui placed her finger on her chin, "I don't know, ribbit. I don't think we got a name for them, yet."
"Her." Ann told them, "I can see this is a woman from the silhoutte."
"Whoever she is, Ozpin must be trusting her if he brought her with him." Tokoyami stated.
"Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?" Ruby tried to get this straight.
"No, you think I'd come down there?" Ozpin laughed, "No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know?"
Ibara frowned in disgust, "Is this man really the first human?"
Makoto shook her head in disapparoval, "He didn't even bother to show up for the meeting he had called?"
"At least he showed up as a hollogram so Ruby can this show him his idea." Sumire stated.
"Does it even matter, though? If he is like this, then there's no way he will listen to her." Yusuke stated.
"Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about..." Ruby began to say but was interrupted by Ozpin who put his finger on her lips.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you." Ozpin cut her off and presented her his plate of wings, "Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it."
Kevin sighed, "It's another trick, isn't it?"
"Definitely." Eddy agreed with him.
"Maybe he is trying to make up to her for tricking her earlier." Winter theorized.
Goodwitch nodded in agreement, "This is Headmaster Ozpin, after all..."
"Uh...thanks." Ruby went to take a piece of a rib, but her hand went right through them, revealing to be a hologram as well, as they fizz on and off from the touch while Ozpin laughed.
"I got you again, bitch! Fuckin' hilarious!" Ozpin laughed as Ruby made a small unamused chuckle alongside Ozpin's hyper laughter.
"Nevermind." Goodwitch muttered under his breath, losing allt he hope she had for this version of Ozpin.
Qrow chuckled, "Even Ruby looks done with him."
"Oh man... He did get her good..." Sero chuckled, getting glares from some people, "Oh come on... That was golden..."
"He is the first ever human and an angel and he is acting like this..." Ibara explained to him.
"Yeah, but I can appreciate a good prank when I see one..." Sero returned.
The scene cuts back to th hotel where the workers and residents were summoned by Rinon to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Roman was constantly looking at Husk with seductive gaze while Qrow was glaring daggers at him.
Roman and Qrow exchanged glances with each other, both of them feeling uncomfortable with the way Roman's counterpart was acting towards Qrow.
Rinon's legs come into the camera before switching back to in person, "Okay, so, Ruby is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera."
Futaba raised her brow in interest, "They'll be doing a new commercial?"
"With how the old one turned out, I'm not really suprised by it." Ann stated.
"If the meeting won't work out, then maybe Ruby will be cheered up with a better commercial." Touko stated.
"Rinny is trying to make her GF happy~." Atori teased Rinon as Rinon glared at her.
"Y/N." Rinon called out to Y/N as Y/N snapped his fingers to conjure up a camera for her. However, the camera was a folding-type old photography camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time. Rinon deadpanned at him, "A video camera?"
"Hmmm." Y/N hummed. Despite his dislike of technology, he did what she wanted and snapped his fingers again to conjure a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.
"This one on you Rinon." Atori told Rinon.
Mei nodded in agreement, "Yeah. You should have known he'd give you something outdated if you won't specify it to him."
Rinon rolled her eyes, "Shut up..."
"Such an outdated baby." Hatsume shook her head in disapproval.
"Alright! Let's do this!" Rinon declared, now satisfied with the camera. The camera switched into the point of view of the video camera recording the bar scene with Qrow behind the counter reading a script in his claws and Roman sitting on a bar stool, "And... Action!"
Roman's eyes widened a bit, "Uh oh..."
"This isn't going to end well. Is it?" Zenkichi asked.
"With her placing these two together, no." Sojiro replied.
Maruki sighed, "It's not like she has much of a choice here."
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?" Qrow carefully read everything from the script.
Winter frowned, "Does he really need to read from the script in front of the camera?"
Qrow shrugged, "I'm not an actor."
"But you could still put in some effort to memorize a few lines." Winter rolled her eyes.
"I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!" Roman replied, coming onto Qrow as he moved closer to him and even touched his chin.
Roman facepalmed, "Goddammit..."
"Does he always have to make it about sex?" Aizawa deadpanned.
Midnight shrugged, "It's not like his behavior is any different from mine when I'm at work."
Aizawa shifted his deadpanned expression to her, "Either way. He isn't at the studio with that moth asshole. He could tone down this behavior a bit..."
Qrow groaned and began to read the script again, "Well, you come..."
"Oh yeah~!" Roman cut him off with a moan.
"To the right place..." Qrow replied with a bored expression on his face.
Roman kept facepalming, "Can someone make him stop..."
Neo pulled out a sign, "At least your counterpart is enthusiastic in his performance."
"...How is that making it better?" Roman asked her as Qrow took a long sip from his flask.
Neo rolled her eyes, "Jeez. I was trying to cheer you up."
"Cut!" Rinon has had enough of everything and stopped recording, "Okay, Roman, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Qrow, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face?"
"I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!" Qrow angrily pointed out, slamming his claws against the paper.
"Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes." Roman moved closer to him again and purred in a seductive manner. Qrow got irritated by him and shoved him off the counter.
"Whoops." Qrow said without a care in the world as he grabbed a bottle and began to drink from it.
"Qrow, come on!" Rinon screamed off-screen.
Hagakure nodded in approval, "An appropiate reaction to someone being too pushy with you."
"Not even Mineta is that bad at this and I never thought I would ever say that." Mina stated.
"Yeah. He was really crossing his boundaries with Qrow here." Ann nodded in agreement.
"He seems to be targeting him the most out of everyone." Haru remarked.
"It's not like he has much of a choice there as Y/N and Qrow are the only two other guys in the hotel." Makoto pointed out.
The camera cut back to Ruby's meeting with Ozpin and showed her propping herself on her elbows with a bored expression on her face as she was forced to listen to him boast about himself and his sex life.
"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Ozpin. I'm the original dick!" Ozpin boasted, pointing towards his nethers, "All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!"
Everyone in the audience reacted in their own ways at this scene. Some were disgusted by Ozpin. Some were suprised and shocked by him acting like this. Then, there was Qrow as well who was loving every second of it.
Qrow chuckled, "Oz bragging about his sex life. Holy shit..."
Touko gasped, "Oh my..."
"Such an entitled pig..." Mina commented.
"Looks like a big piece of shit from just this..." Rinon commented.
"Hold on... Did he hook up with a human soul who went to Heaven... After bragging that they all came from him..." Kazane pointed out as they all looked uncomfortable at this.
Sae shook her head, "Yeah. Let's do talk about that..."
"How is he in Heaven in the first place...?" Recovery Girl asked as Ibara looked horrified by the first human acting like this.
Ozpin ate his ribs sloppily, "So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"
"Wait, your name is Ozpin? Like the first man Ozpin, that means you, oh..." Ruby lifted her head up from the table a bit, connecting the dots as she could see why her mother left him, "That explains so much."
Ruby raised her brow, "What does she mean by that?"
"She probably understands why her mom didn't want to marry him." Weiss explained.
"Yeah. I can see why she wouldn't want to marry him as well." Coco nodded in agreement. This and the fact that he was a dude.
"I know. I fucking rock." Ozpin replied, holding up his hand in the sign of the horns.
"Yeah. No." Ryuko shook his head at this.
Ibara's eyes widened at the view of the first human doing her sign of the horns, "Such an unholy action for an angel..."
Ruby brushed off the awkwardness from Ozpin and gets to her subject of matter in hand, "Well, Ozpin, sir. Mr. Ozpin, sir."
"Call me Dickmaster." Ozpin smirked at her.
Qrow bursted into laughter at this. He wasn't the only one. Several other members of the audience couldn't help themselves and laughed as well.
"Ozpin the Dickmaster. Holy shit..." Qrow was unable to contain his laughter. He really wished he brought in a camera with him so he could record it.
Goodwitch shook her head with a look of disbelief on her face, "I refuse to believe this is Headmaster Ozpin..."
"Glynda. Anything is possible within the multiverse. Even versions of me such as whatever this is." Ozpin stated, showing to be unbothered by this potrayal of himself, "It's just like what happened with Mr. Y/N in V.I.P where he was the main enemy."
"It's still feels wrong and weird seeing you like this..." Goodwitch told him.
Izuku sighed, "It would be like seeing Y/N as the bad guy..."
"But we already did..." Tokage pointed out to him.
"I meant in our world. Like he was one of the villains from the League or something." Izuku explained. Even if his Y/N was an edgelord, he couldn't imagine him standing alongside Shigaraki and All For One.
Momo sighed, "There actually is a Y/N like this..."
"What?" Everyone from her school who wasn't aware of this turned towards her.
"We saw an alternate Y/N like this in the information room." Momo explained, "From what we saw there, he even became a brotherly figure to Shigaraki."
Kirishima raised his brow, "A brotherly figure to Shigaraki?"
"Would that shithead would even be capable of caring about someone like this?" Bakugo remained doubtful.
"You'd be suprised." Q told him, causing everyone to turn towards her, B, Molly and A2, "This version of Y/N is one of my personal favourites."
B nodded in agreement, "The way how he and Shigaraki went from neutral comrades to brothers was one of my favourite parts of it."
"Too bad it had such a bittersweet ending." Q sighed, "This one scene between them was genuinely heartbreaking to watch..."
"Whatever. Even if Y/N would be one of those shitheads villains, then I would just easily blast him and then ask questions. Like you should." Bakugo shrugged as B and Q shook their heads at him in disapproval.
"Should we tell him?" Q whispered to B.
B shook his head, "No. He wuld have a crisis because of it..."
"Ozpin. You seem like a smart..." Ruby took a small pause in her words, "...well, stand up guy."
"Uh-huh." Ozpin nodded, picking his teeth.
"What?" Mina asked in confusion.
"He is anything but that..." Nonon stated.
Satsuki sighed, "She must be saying that to get on his good side so he'll be more open to her idea..."
"And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A- A genius!" Ruby struggled to bring herself to call him that.
Ozpin nodded at her with a smug look on his face, "I mean your words, babe."
Ruby raised her brow, "Babe...?"
"If I didn't know Ruby is an adult here, then I would worry about Ozpin here..." Tai muttered under his breath.
"It's still weird as he is talking about his ex's child..." Sae stated.
Ironwood buried his face in his hands, "What's wrong with this version of him?"
"Everything..." Winter replied as he remained in disbelief of seeing Ozpin acting like this.
"Who would really love to put his name on something." Ruby continued.
Ozpin was slowly starting to get excited at this, "Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!"
"It's a solution to our biggest problem!" Ruby slowly began to smile.
Ozpin nodded with a look of understanding on his face, "Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch."
Several members of the audience chuckled at the scene while the others either deadpanned or stared in disbelief. The latter part mostly came from Remnant, though.
"Wait a second. Does that mean this version of him had..." Tai began to ask.
Goodwitch instantly cut him off, "I don't want to know."
Ruby instantly shook her head, "No! Our... other biggest problem."
"Oh...uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem." Ozpin struggled to find a proper reply as Ruby deadpanned at how ignorant he was.
"You can see how much she is getting more done with him." Nonon remarked.
"Even Ruby isn't capable of keeping her cool around him." Yang had no idea whether she should be impressed by or suprised.
Weiss sighed, "I can't blame her."
"Yeah. If I had to deal with him, then I would lose my cool a long time ago." Jiro nodded in agreement.
The scene cut back to the hotel as Touko was shown trying to stop a bug, stabbing the floor multiple times in pursuit of her target.
"Stab! Stab! Stab!" She cheerfully declared.
Touko seemed taken aback by how her counterpart was eager to kill the bug.
"Is it me, or is she a bit creepier this time around?" Tanpopo asked.
"You're not the only one, ears." Rinon agreed with her.
Atori nodded in agreement, "She was on the more cute side the first time we saw in the first viewing."
"It can be because we haven't seen much of her back there." Honoka stated, "For all we know, she could have been like this from the beginning."
Rinon stopped her and grabbed her by her shoulders, making the small demoness look up at her, "Alright Touko! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay?"
"Got it. I'm ready." Touko nodded with an eager look on her face as she got herself standing a position.
"She seems eager to starr in the commercial." Coco remarked.
"Maybe things will go better with her than they did with Roman and Qrow." Velvet stated in a hopeful tone.
Rinon pointed the camera at her, "And action!"
Upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Touko froze and stared blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene. Rinon lowered the camera, looking puzzled as Roman peered in. The camera closed up on Touko making a blank stare with a ominous shrinking pupil as Roman slowly backed away, creeped out by the scene.
The audience stared at Touko's reaction with raised brows.
Ruby shivered a bit, "Alright. That's creepy..."
"Even Torchwick seems to agree on that." Blake stated.
"She must be camera shy." Makoto stated this from Touko's reaction.
Ryuko crossed her arms, "This girl really can't take a break when it comes to making this commercial, huh?"
"Uhh, cut." Rinon said with a puzzled expression on her face.
Touko snapped out of her trance and went back to her usual self, "How was that?"
"Well, Touko, you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again." Rinon explained.
Touko nodded eagerly, "Okay!"
"Five bucks it will happen again." Eddy decided to use this as an opportunity to earn some extra cash.
"I'm not making any bets with you because this is obvious." Kevin told him.
"Action!" Rinon pointed the camera at Touko again and Touko once again freezed up.
Touko blushed in embarassment, seeing her counterpart acting like this.
"See?" Kevin told him as Eddy shrugged, letting out a sigh at losing this chance to gain some extra cash.
Roman leaned closer to Rinon with a smug look on her face and whispered to her, "You're doing great rimjob~."
"Cut!" Rinon screamed in frustation.
"This nickname again?!" Rinon exclaimed with an angry look on her face, blushing from getting called that.
Roman grinned at her, "Looks like this nickname will become a reccuring theme for you."
Rinon buried her face in her hands, "Goddammit..."
"Maybe I'll start using it..." Atori began to say.
"Don't you dare!" Rinon screamed at her.
"Would you prefer if I called you Rinny~?" Atori asked as Rinon looked like she wanted to strangle her.
"Alright, uhh... maybe we can try to... fix it in post." Rinon tried to salvage the situation.
"Do you even know what that means?" Roman asked.
Rinon glared at him, "I'll figure it out!"
"Reminds me of the one time we tried to make a film." Double D stated, recalling Eddy saying this when this particular event happen.
Eddy sighed, "Don't remind me. The entire process of production was a catastrophe..."
"You stole Rolf's chickens for it as well." Rolf added as the Eds looked at him nervously.
The scene afterwards cut to her sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groaned with frustration before Y/N entered the room.
"Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?" Y/N asked with a hum.
Makoto sighed, "He is going to mess with her. Isn't he?"
"What else is he going to do here?" Ann asked, "He wants to see the residents of the hotel fail and this is exactly what's happening right now with her,"
"Ugh, this asshole..." Rinon groaned in her native language and looked up at Y/N, "Why are you even here?"
"For the entertainment." Y/N replied, taking his seat on the couch next to her as his shadow slipped out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures, "I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job!"
Rinon got ticked off by his insults as she stood up and pointed the camera at him, "And here is Y/N, the egocentric piece of shit that..."
The audience seemed suprised by Rinon's reaction at first.
"Is she stupid?" Mineta asked, "She is just going to make him angry with her."
Momo sighed, "I don't think she cares at this point."
"Yeah. She is probably too frustated with everything to care." Tokoyami nodded in agreement.
"Even if it's reckless and stupid." Satsuki stated.
"Not my counterparts fault that he was annoying her!" Rinon tried to defend her other self.
As Rinon was panning the camera scene up to Y/N's face, the video camera glitched violently from green to red and Rinonfreaks out, dropping the sparking camera onto the floor.
"Ugh!" She exclaimed with a startled expression on her face.
"I wouldn't try that, my dear." Y/N told her as he pointed at her face. As he pointed at his face, his pupils turned into the shape of radio dials, and the scene nearly went static before fixing itself back to normal on Rinon, "This face was made for radio."
Many people in the audience were creeped out by the scene and a few of them were gasped at the scene.
"So creepy..." Velvet muttered under her breath with a fearful look on her face.
Jimmy shivered in fear, "That was scary."
"Most of the stuff he does is scary..." Touko stated.
"What else were you expecting from a powerful demon in Hell?" Reiko asked. It was spooky and she liked this. She even found this attractive.
Rinon has had it with Y/N's insults and walked up to him, "That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so" He imitated Y/N's voice, "entertaining"." Her voice went back to normal, "To watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?"
Many impressed looks were directed towards Rinon.
Ozpin took a sip from his mug, "She used his own reason of 'helping' the hotel against him."
"An impressive of to convince him to take the hotel seriously for once." Nezu commented.
"Now let's see if it will work on him." Alcina stated with an interested look on her face.
Y/N watched her walk back to her chair with narrowed eyes and shrugged, before approacing her, "Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal."
Rinon shook her head, "Hell no."
"Only a fool would make a deal with him." Winter nodded in agreement.
"I doubt we'll see anyone making a deal with him anytime soon." Inumuta stated.
Rinon glared at him, "Pfft, you think I'm that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you?"
Rinon nodded in approval, "Smart move other me."
"Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again." Y/N explained his deal to her as Rinon looked like she was having second thoughts about this, "Or...Ruby can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice."
Rinon glanced away from a brief moment before making her decision.
Sun sighed, "Yikes. Now he is using something against her."
"At least his deal isn't anything severe compared to the other deals he must have made." Neptune stated.
"Won't he put any small print there, though?" Fox asked, "He can always use this deal to do something with her later on."
"I don't know..." Yatsuhashi sighed.
"Fine." Rinon sighed as she picked up the camera and place it in Y/N's hand, where green energy skulls start swirling around it.
"She didn't shake his hand." Chronoire noted of the way this deal was made.
"So we don't have to worry about Y/N using Rinon's soul later on?" Touko asked.
Rinon sighed in relief, "Looks like it."
"You played it well there." Kazane praised her.
Rinon smiled at her, "Thanks."
"Now then!" Y/N declared as he evaporated the camera with a clap of his hand. He then snapped his fingers, conjuring equipment for a film set, summoning Toman, Qrow and Touko and dressing up everyone in the Roaring Twenties. Ink demons were conjured up as additional film crew members.
Haru raised her brow, "Ain't those the same outfits we saw back in the first viewing when Y/N had his song?"
"Probably." Makoto replied, "It reminds me of the outfit we saw your counterpart wear.
"I can recall myself having something similiar to what I'm wearing now." Touko nodded in agreement.
"You can really tell this version of Y/N is old fashioned." Nonon stated.
"Imagine if he didn't know he was ace because of old fashioned he is." Sero stated, getting chuckles from some members of the audience.
"Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial." Rinon smiled.
Ruby smiled slightly,. "Looks like they will make a good commercial, after all."
"Here's hoping." Rinon voiced her hopes for it as well.
Yang sighed, "Yeah. At least it will go better than Rubes meeting with Headmaster..."
The scene afterwards cut to Ruby looking exasperated as Ozpin was going putting her through another one of his rants.
"You know when you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, Hey, I thought you wanted equality." Ozpin ranted to her, doing a high pitched voice on the last part.
Sojiro raised his brow, "How exactly did him listing off problems end up leading to him telling another boastful story?"
Sae sighed, "I don't know and I don't want to know to be honest."
Ruby got sick of it and cut him off, "NO! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!"
"Ohh." Ozpin pasued and laughed, "Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered!" He shifted his gaze to the angel behind him, "Salem, how many demons did you kill this year?"
Ozpin nearly dropped his mug on the floor after hearing this name.
Qrow's eyes widened slightly, "Salem? Wait a second..."
"Is that her?" Goodwitch asked Ozpin in a quiet tone to make sure no one else would hear them.
Ozpin sighed, "It must be her. Unless it's someone with the same name from one of the worlds gathered here, but I highly doubt it."
"We'll have to wait and see." Goodwitch stated as she shfited her gaze to her students and saw everyone were confused and intrigued by the appearance of Salem.
Yang raised her brow, "Salem?"
"Who is that?" Sun asked, rubbing the back of his head.
"I don't know. Never heard of anyone with a name like this before." Weiss gave him her answer as Blake stayed silent, keeping her eyes on Ozpin and his inner circle with an intrigued look on her face.
"Whoever she is, she and Headmaster must be close if she took him for this meeting with me." Ruby stated.
"Got a good 275 this year, sir." Salem replied.
"It really is her..." Ozpin thought to himself, having recognized this voice instantly.
"Is it her?" Goodwitch shifted her gaze back to him. Ironwood and Qrow had their eyes on him as well.
"Yes." Ozpin gave her a short nod in reply.
Qrow crossed his arms, "Well, shit..."
"What is she doing here?" Ironwood asked with a displeased look on her face. B and Q shouldn't be showing Salem to their students. She should have been kept a secret from them.
Ozpin shifted his gaze to B and Q to look up at them, "Why you are placing her here? Do you want me to reveal my secret to my students?"
Little did they know that a certain cat faunus overheard their conversation.
"275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it." Ozpin praised her as he raised his fist for Salem and Salem fist bumped him.
Qrow laughed again. Even it it was Salem, he couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of Ozpin calling someone like this.
"She seems really close to me here..." Ozpin internally remarked.
"Danger tits?" Goodwitch raised her brow at the way Ozpin had just called Salem. If you have told her that she would ever hear Ozpin call someone like this, especially Salem, then she would send you to a mental asylum.
Coco crossed her arms, "This is one hell of a nickname you can give to someone..."
"It mean, it would fit me perfectly." Yang stated smugly as she fit the category of being both dangerous and being on the larger size in the chest size.
Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose, "Seriously?"
"What? Jealous because you can't fit the chest category?" Yang smirked at her as Weiss blushed at her, looking like she wanted to hurt her.
"It would almost fit Yaoyorozu as well if she didn't..." Mineta began to say, but was cut off by Asui slapping him with her tongue.
"Uh no, not awesome." Ruby shook her head at his words, "Those are my people. You know that, right?"
"Oh yeah. That must suck for you!" Ozpin replied, bursting into laughter.
Many disapproving glances were directed at Ozpin.
"This isn't how angels are supposed to behave..." Ibara muttered under her breath.
"But these are souls..." Ruby pointed out to them, "Human souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven."
Aizawa shook his head, "I have to disagree with her here."
Power Loader nodded in agreement, "Everyone in Hell was taken there because they deserved it for the life they had back on Earth."
"It's like comparing a villain to a nomal human." Vlad King stated.
"They are not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation." Salem coldly stated.
Vlad King nodded in agreement, "Exactly."
"It still doesn't excuse the extermination." All Might pointed out to him.
"Even it it doesn't excuse it, it doesn't mean the souls in Hell are the same ones as the ones in Heaven." Vlad King pointed out in return.
"You're wrong." Ruby told her, "Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes."
"Angels don't make mistakes." Salem retorted.
Ruby narrowed her eyes at her, "You really think that."
"I know that." Salem replied, convinced in her words.
Ozpin nodded in agreement, "Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life."
Many people in the audience shook their heads at the arrogance Ozpin was showing right now.
Sae frowned in annoyance, "He really thinks that?"
Aizawa sighed, "So arrogant."
"Even if he thinks that, I highly doubt he never made any mistake." Sojiro stated.
Tokage rubbed the back of her head, "The stuff with Cain and Abel happened in this universe to make him believe that?"
"I'm not sure. With the changes we saw at the start of it like him having one wife before the fruit of knowledge stuff, I guess this is possible." Kendo replied.
"Either that or he is too arrogant to care about that." Uraraka stated.
"The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade." Salem pushed herself into walk towards Ruby as she walked around the table. She stopped next to Ruby and looked at her coldly with Ruby becoming visibly uncomfortable, "How does that feel, to know how little you matter?"
Ruby felt a cold chill go down her spine at how close Salem got to her counterpart. She didn't know why but she felt intimidated by Salem. Whoever she was. Tai felt protective of his daughter when Salem was close to her.
"Hellborns are spared from the extermination?" Momo looked interested in this piece of information.
Izuku wrote this information down in his notebook, "Hmm. Interesting."
"It would make everyone we saw in Helluva Boss safe from the extermination." Double D deduced.
"Thank God..." Eddy muttered under his breath with relief evident in his tone as Jiro, Jaune and Pyrrha felt relieved by this information as well.
Ozpin looked at his watch and placed his hands on the table, "Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it."
"Oh, fuck!" Ruby facepalmed as she rushed towards Ozpin and Salem to present her plan to them. It was followed by the music beginning to play, "Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing me before, so here it goes."
Nonon raised her brow in interest, "Music is playing in the background?"
Rinon sighed, "Shit. She is going to sing. Isn't she?"
"Not this crap again..." Bakugo muttered under his breath.
Ruby cleared her throat and started pulling drawings from the stack to show Ozpin and Salem what she meant, "I know Hell's population is out of control. It's a bad situation. It's taking a toll. If we rehab these Sinners. And cleanse all their souls. At my Hazbin Hotel...!"
"Dammit..." Bakugo shook his head with a displeased look on his face, not wanting to go through another song.
"She really keeps ignoring her girlfriends advice about not singing, huh?" Monoma asked, equally as displeased with it as Bakugo was.
Tokage nodded in agreement, "Yup."
"This is how she is going to pitch him her idea even after the way he behaved towards her?" Weiss asked, knowing it was the worst possible way to present the hotel to Ozpin now.
Blake sighed, "This meeting is going to get worse from here. Isn't it?"
"Yeah..." Weiss nodded in agreement, letting out a sigh herself.
"At least the drawings are cute..." Ruby tried to make her counterpart appear better.
"Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!" Ruby put down the drawings she was holding and began reaching for another drawings while Ozpin and Salem watched her with unamused looks on their faces, "Right! Extermination! I know you guys fly down. Just to kill once a year. And it must be annoying. To schlep all the way here. If they join you in Heaven. That trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewell.
She took a deep breath and held up a happy drawing of angels and demons holding hands together with a rainbow above them above her head, "It'll be a happy day in...!"
"Let me stop you right there..." Ozpin cut her off, beginning to sing himself as he held his hand in the "Stop" motion in front of Ruby.
Everyone from Beacon stared at the scene with a suprised look on her face.
Yang's face was filled with disbelief, "No way..."
"Headmaster Ozpin is going to sing?!" Sun asked with a suprised look on his face.
"Now I can tell I've seen everything." Tai stated with a shocked look on his face.
"This is something new from me." Ozpin took a sip from his mug, "I can admit I never was a person to sing."
Ironwood sighed, "I really wish I could be as unbothered by this as you are."
"I really wish I had a camera with me right now..." Qrow muttered under his breath. He was certain he was going to enjoy this as much as he could.
"Oh..." Ruby stopped singing, folding the drawing.
"Save us all precious time." Ozpin sang more, placing his hands on the table as he exchanged glances with Salem.
Ruby hesitantly nodded, "Okay..."
"If what you're suggesting is letting them climb pp the ladder. Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?" Ozpin asked, resting his head on his hands with a smug and mocking smirk on his face.
"Well, uh..." Ruby tried to say something.
Everyone were suprised by Ozpin's singing voice. It was actually nice.
"...Wow. He actually sings pretty well." Nonon had a suprised look on her face when she voiced her thoughts on his singing.
Ann nodded in agreement, "Yeah. Even if he's a pig, he's still a good singer."
Neo pulled out a sign, "Ozpin singing and being actually good at it was not something I expected to see here..."
"I don't know about you, but I find it more suprising than Torchwick doing a striptease..." Coco said to her fellow audience members.
"I don't know if I should be happy or not with this statement..." Roman stated.
Qrow shifted his gaze to Ozpin, "Have you ever tried singing, Oz?"
"I can't say I tried." Ozpin shook his head. Even he had to admit this himself. His counterpart had a pleasant singing voice.
"He could be a broadway singer if he wasn't such a pig." Jiro stated.
"Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates!" Ozpin declared as he turned his chair around with his smirk still evident on his face. He turned the chair around a second later and jumped on top of the table, towering over Ruby. He crossed his arms and leaned down towards Ruby, "Cause Hell is forever. Whether you like it or not."
"He calls his ex's daughter by a pet name again..." Medusa shook her head in disapproval.
Sae shook her head as well, "So creepy."
"I guess he was not just the original man. He was the original creepy old guy as well." Midnight stated.
"I can barely call him a man." Kirishima stated as Tetsutetsu nodded in agreement. All of Ozpin's behavior here was just unmanly.
"Had their chance to behave better. Now they boil in the pot!" The scene showed Ruby rising up towards the Heavenly Gates only to fall down before falling into a big pot with the dead sinners. Ruby climbed out of it as Ozpin grabbed the pot and spilled everything towards the screen. The scene afterwards showed him holding up his arms with a smirk on his face, one side of the screem becoming black while he other one became white, "Cause the rules are black and white. There's no use in tryin' to fight it!"
Ruby was afterwards shown trying to climb up a mountain, struggling heavily while doing so before Ozpin and Salem appeared on the top of it just as Ruby grabbed the edge of the top. Ozpin crouched down in front of Ruby, smirking as Salem twirled her sword before cutting the screen in the half.
"They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again!" Ozpin's song rang through the audience's ears when this scene happened.
The scene showed Ruby again as she clutched her drawing, almost tearing it in the half in the process, "Okay, but..."
"Just try to chillax, babe. You're wasting your breath." Ozpin sang as Ruby giggled nervously. He leaned towards her again a second later, starling her a bit. He walked along the table, stepping closer to Ruby with Salem right behind him as Ruby backed away, "Did I hear you imply. That they don't deserve death? Are they Winners? Are they Sinners? Cause it's cut and dry."
Double D raised his brow at Ozpin's choice of words, "Winners?"
"This is how souls who go to Heaven are called." Molly explained. She used to be a Winner herself. She knew it better than everyone.
"I see." Double D replied in understanding.
"A interesting way of calling souls in Heaven." Izuku stated.
"Wouldn't it make the sinners losers, then?" Shoji stated.
Ojiro rubbed the back of his head, "Probably."
Qrow glanced at Roman, "Would you look at that Torchwick. We're both losers."
"Whatever." Roman rolled his eyes.
Ruby raised her finger, "Well, actually, if you take a look..."
"Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!" Ozpin once again cut her off and leaped into the air.
Makoto sighed, "She's still trying to explain it to him."
"I wouldn't give it up if I were you, girlie." Bakugo told Ruby.
"Yeah. I doubt he will listen to anything she has to say to him." Weekend agreed with him.
Monoma nodded in agreement, "Yeah. She had her chance but blew it by starting some stupid song with drawings."
Ruby frowned sadly at that.
"And when all's said and done!" Ozpin declared, now in the air as with his arms throw up a small sun appeared behind him and shone at him. Ruby was now on the ground, holding her hand above her head to protect herself from the sun. Ozpin clasped his hands together as he added, "There's the question of fun!"
Ryuji looked suprised by the small sun suddenly appearing behind Ozpin, "He can make a sun?"
Uzu rubbed the back of his head, "Can angels even do that?"
"I'm not sure." Jonny replied.
"It must be an illusion. Just like he and the other angel are a hologram." Momo stated.
Jonny nodded at her, "Right. I forgot about that."
"Someone wants to make himself look cool, huh?" Coco asked.
Ozpin formed small clouds below him and began to use them as steps as he descended upon Ruby, "And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. Extermination is entertainment!"
His words took the audience by the suprise.
"What?" Touko exclaimed with a suprised look on her face.
Maruki's expression was filled with disbelief, "The extermination is entertaiment for them?"
"This is outrageous." All Might shook his head in disapproval. Even if the souls in Hell were dammed, their death shouldn't be treated as an entertaiment.
"Exactly! Ain't they supprosed to be angels?" Midnight nodded in agreement.
"Angels aren't supposed to be like this..." Ibara muttered in shock.
"I really want to punch him in the face now..." Yang muttered under her breath, having a hard time believing she was talking about her headmaster here.
"Bow-now-now-nownow!" Ozpin began making guitar noises as he took off into the air again and this time Salem was with him. They began flying together with Salem pointing at Ozpin with a smile on her face, "Guitar solo fuck yeah!"
Qrow shook his head, "Ozpin doing air guitar..."
"You can tell how much he is loving this moment." Goodwitch sighed as she continued to have a hard time this person was the same man as her boss.
"His partner seems to be having fun as well." Yang commented. She had to admit this even if she was angry at Ozpin for finding the extermination entertaining and treating her sister they was she did.
"I never thought I'll see you and her doing something like this together." Ironwood whispered to Ozpin.
"I have to agree with you here James..." Ozpin sighed. He had to admit, though. It brought him back a bit to his happier days with Salem.
Ruby got up after being knocked down by him, "Ugh..."
"Hell is forever whether you like it or not!" Ozpin sang, clapping his hands above his head as he moved towards Ruby with Salem standing behind him with her arms crossed. Four golden exorcists flied out of small portals and joined him in his song.
Ruby looked suprised by the sudden appearance of the four golden exorcists, "Heh?"
"Where did they come from?" Eddy raised his brow.
"They must be hologram. Just like Ozpin and his partner." Shinso stated.
"He could create them as an illusion as well. Like he did with the sun." Iida added, trying to find some other reason why they would appear all of a sudden.
"Had their chance to behave better. Now they boil in the pot." Ozpin went further into his songs as the exorcists surrounded Ruby, causing her to back away towars the doors.
"Where the hell did you people come from?!" Ruby asked with a suprised look on her face as she shifted her gaze between the golden exorcists.
"Exactly!" A few members of the audience agreed with Ruby.
"Good to know we're not the only one confused here..." Tsumugu muttered under his breath.
"Cause the rules are black and white. There's no use in tryin' to fight it." Ozpin and Salem flied towards Ruby together, both of them smirking as Ruby clutched her drawing tightly while the golden exorcists continued to surround her.
Tai and Yang felt their protective insticts kick in at the view of Ruby being surrounded by the golden exorcists.
"You stay away from her..." Yang voiced her worries.
"Calm down. Even if they are surrounding her, I doubt they will do anything to her." Blake told her.
Weiss nodded in agreement, "Keep it mind they're either holograms or illusions."
"It doesn't mean I'm okay with it..." Yang told them.
"They're burnin' for their lives until we kill them again." Ozpin and Salem fist bumped and posed together before Ozpin flied upwards and summoned a guitar. He began to play on it a second later as the golden exorcists looked up at him with bobbing heads before taking off to join him and Salem in the air, "Fuckin' Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot. So give up your dumb endeavor. 'Cause you don't have a shot!"
"He not only sings well. He plays the guitar well as well..." Kaminari commented, not knowing if he should be impressed by it or not.
Jiro sighed, "If he wasn't such an asshole, then I would be be impressed by his skills."
"I'm more concerned with him fist bumping Salem..." Ironwood muttered under his breath.
"He never did this with me..." Qrow muttered under his breath as well, having lost the count of how many times he tried to do this with his Ozpin.
All of them moved towards Ruby with Ozpin still playing his guitar as Ruby got so angry that she turned into her demon form, making a growling noise as she burned the drawing she was holding.
Everyone the audience were taken aback by Ruby turning into her more demonic self with him.
Yang crossed her arms, "Damn, sis."
"She finally reached her limit with him." Morgana stated.
Sun raises her brow, "Will we see her fighting him?"
"That would be cool." Neptune stated.
"I don't think her fighting him would do any good." Satsuki stated, "It would just make everything more tense between Hell and Heaven."
"Long as I've got your attention. I guess I should probably mention." Ozpin and Salem stopped on the table with Ozpin making a motion of cleaning his ear and Salem smirking smugly down at Ruby, "That we've made the determination. To move up the next Extermination!"
"What?!" Ruby exclaimed in confusion and concern, her demonic appearance fading away after this as Ozpin brandished a scroll reading "FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT!!"
Ozpin's words got raised brows from most of the audience. Even Molly was taken aback by it.
"It didn't happen in my world..." She thought to herself.
"They'll be moving the extermination?" Ruby asked in both suprise and worry for her counterpart.
"Don't tell me this is why they called this meeting?" Ann asked.
Maruki sighed, "This must be it..."
"As much as I hate to admit this, it make sense." Sae sighed, "I doubt they would call a meeting this soon after the extermination for some other reason."
"Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts. I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!" Despite being a hologram, Ozpin grabbed Ruby by her hand and threw her out of the room though the door while Salem threw her papers after her.
Molly's eyes were wide, "Holy shit..."
Touko gasped, "Six months?"
"It's half of the normal time." Velvet stated in worry.
Ryuji shook his head, "Shit. It leaves her with her less time to prove redemption is possible..."
"Things just went from bad to worse here..." Akira stated, letting out a sigh himself.
"Um, wait, you-you..." Ruby tried to make her way back to Ozpin as the door slowly closed while he continued to do his guitar solo. The door closed a second later before Ruby could reach him and she slammed her hand against it in frustation while tearing up, "Ugh! Shit!"
Ruby frowned sadly, "I wish I could have done more to convince him..."
"It was clear that he had no intention of hearing you out..." Rinon told her.
"I still feel like I should have done more..." Ruby replied as Rinon had to admit. She felt sorry for his girl.
"Well, his song fucking rocked though." Kaminari stated, getting looks from the audience, "What?"
Nonon sighed, "As much as I hate to admit this, he's right. This song was catchy as hell."
"To think it was sung by Headmaster Ozpin..." Goodwitch muttered under her breath.
"I think this proves to us everyone in this universe will get a chance to sing something..." Oobleck stated as Goodwitch, Tai and Qrow dreaded the possibility of their counterparts singing.
Qrow took a sip from his flask, "Ah, shit..."
The scene afterwards cut to a saddened Ruby coming back to the hotel where she was greeted by Rinon who ran up to her and hugged her.
"Ruby! How did it go, did they listen?" She asked her girlfriend with a smile on her face.
"Oh, they sure did... hear it. But, um..." Ruby didn't know what to say to her.
"Poor girl doesn't even know how to tell her about this." Komachi stated with a sad look on her face,
Sae sighed, "I can't blame her."
"Yeah. Me too." Sojiro stated, letting out a sigh himself, "I would be dreading everyone's reaction to this if I had to bring the news like this to them."
"At least she has someone to come back to." Midnight tried to find the bright side in this situation.
Tai nodded in agreement, "Yeah, Having your partner waiting at home is sometimes the best comfort after a rough day."
"You have no idea..." B internally agreed with him, placing his hand on top of Molly's hands.
"Oh, come here! We have something exciting to show you." Rinon kept smilling at Ruby as she grabbed her by her hand and took her to the living room where everyone was gathered in front o the TV, "Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air."
"I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!" Y/N laughed, sitting on a chair as Ruby and Rinon took their seat in the middle of the couch. Qrow sat next to Rinon while Touko and Roman sat next to Ruby. Touko sat on the couch arm while Roman sat on the floor.
"Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?" Ruby asked in suprise.
"Yeah." Roman nodded in confirmation as Ruby looked down at him with a smile on her face, "Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself."
Ruby teared up with a genuinely touched look on her face, "That's... that's amazing."
The scene got some smiles from the audience.
Touko smiled at the scene, "Look how touched she is by this."
"At least she has some comforting after her failed meeting with Ozpin." Hagakure stated, smilling herself.
"Even Torchwick wasn't a dick to her for once." Yang stated as Roman rolled his eyes at her comment.
"Sshh, it's starting." Roman shushed her as the camera showed the start of the commercial as Rinon, Roman, Qrow, Y/N and Touko all stood in front of the hotel in their old fashioned outfits.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel..." The commercial was cut off as the TV cut to a breaking news report. Rinon, Ruby and Roman got annoyed and angrily complain with Ruby sightly becoming her demonic self while Touko clapped and giggled. Y/N and Husk seemed unbothered by it.
Many members of the audience looked equally as angered by this as the hotel crew was.
"Seriously? After all this crap with making the commercial, we won't see it?" Rinon asked with an annoyed look on her face.
Ryuko shook her head, "This is bullshit..."
"To be honest I'm really that much suprised by it." Futaba sighed, "A scene like this is more common than you think."
"Even Ruby almost turned into her demonic self because of it." Sun stated. He had to admit. it was kind of funny to see Ruby being this much annoyed by this.
"Why is Touko clapping and giggling, though?" Natsume asked.
Atori shrugged, "She's weird."
"Hey!" Touko looked slightly hurt by it.
"Breaking news in Hell today!" Weekend declared as she appeared on the TV with Present Mic next to her.
The audience quickly realized what the breaking news was going to be all about.
Ryuji shook his head, "Crap. This will be about the extermination being moved up, right?"
Uzu sighed, "What else can it be?"
"How did they get the information so quickly?" Mako asked.
"They're the news station. It's obvious they would find out this fast about it." Inumuta told her.
"We don't know how much time passed after Ruby's meeting with Ozpin as well." Tai added.
"We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before." Weekend informed Hell about Heaven's most recent decision.
Ryuji sighed, "Yeah. We were right."
"There wasn't much to guess here, anyway." Makoto stated with a frown on her face.
"I can already tell how Hell will feel about this."
"I'm kind of suprised Tai and Summer are allowing this to happen, though." Goodwitch stated, "Even if those souls are dammed, they should be concerned about their subjects."
"With how Tai was like after he fell, I don't think he cares about it." Ironwood stated as Tai sighed, knowing he had a point here.
"What about Summer, then?" Winter asked, "She was shown to care about her subjects."
"She probably doesn't care about it either." Ironwood stated.
Oobleck nodded in agreement, "Yeah. Whatever is keeping her absent must be more important to her."
Weekend shifted her gaze to Present Mic, "Do you know what that means, Hizashi?"
Present Mic shook his head, "No, what does that mean, Weekend?"
Weekend's eye twitched, "It means we're all royally fucked!"
Kazane sighed, "I can't believe I'm agreeing with her."
"Yeah. Me too." Chronoire agreed with her.
Weekend deadpanned at them, "I can still say something reasonable, unlike you two."
"Really? Name one situation." Kazane told her.
"Like the one time I..." Weekend began to say.
Kazane quickly cut her off, "Not interested."
"You..." Weekend glared at her with murderous intentions.
The news brodcast afterwards showed the time for the next extermination getting reduced to 176 days while the screaming of the panicked screams could be heard in the background.
"Wait, what? Why?!" Roman asked in confusion as the camera showed the reaction of everyone at the hotel. Ruby had a suprised concern on her face as Rinon and Qrow were shocked while Y/N and Touko appeared to be unbothered by it
"Because they are uptight jerks." Eddy replied as Ibara frowned at him.
Futaba sighed, "Yup. Looks like we'll be getting another universes were the angels are uptight jerks."
"It would be a nice if we met some friendly angels, though." Penny stated.
The camera afterwards showed a drone scouring an area in Hell until it stopped after having found something. It was revealed what it was to the camera a second later. It was a body of an exorcist. She was killed by decapitation.
The audience was immediately taken aback by this.
Maruki gasped in shock, "My word..."
"An angel was killed? How? When?" Izuku asked with an intrigued look on his face.
"It must have happened during the last extermination." Double D stated.
Tokoyami looked interested in it as well, "It means they have a fighting chance against them when they will come into Hell again."
"They at first must discover what killed it, though." Reiko stated, "I doubt it will be easy to find, though."
"Yeah, Whatever it is, it must be something you don't find just laying around." Satsuki nodded in agreement, "It's not like they would simply use the angels own weapons against them. That would be too easy."
"We found the body, sir." The camera cut to Salem informing Ozpin about this discovery as the projector showed him the body. She stepped closer to him with her body shaking in anger, "They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!"
"No, no. We can't risk them catching on." Ozpin refused to act so quickly about it as a frowning Salem stopped next to him, "But don't worry. When we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!"
Uzu shook his head, "Shit. They know about this as well."
Yang sighed, "Dammit. It will just make everything harder for Ruby and the others from the hotel."
"Yeah. Whatever can kill the angels, I can see they know about this and will come even more prepared." Blake nodded in agreement.
Upon uttering those words, Ozpin slammed his fist on the projector, destroying it and causing it's light to disappear, leaving only his glowing evil smile.
The screen turned black a second later, meaning the ending of this viewing.
"What do you think?" Q asked.
"That was certainly quite something." Ironwood replied, unsure whether he enjoyed it or not.
"Something awesome." Nora replied, having had fun in this viewing.
Yusuke nodded in agreement, "It's nice to finally see more of Ruby and the hotel after all the set up for it we had in the earlier viewings."
"The songs in this viewing were great as well." Jiro added.
Nonon nodded in agreement, "Hell is Forever was really catchy if you ignore all the messed up stuff surrounding it."
"I have to agree with you here, kid." Qrow agreed. He found what he saw with Ozpin so amusing that he paid no attention to his sister being included in this universe, "The fact that it was sang by Oz out of all people made it even better."
Tai glanced at him, "You seemed to be having tons of fun during his scenes."
"You know it." Qrow nodded at him, "I never thought I will see Oz acting like this so I made sure to savor every second of it."
"This version of Headmaster Ozpin is something else as well." Winter asked, not even knowing how to begin voicing her thoughts on this version of Ozpin as well.
Goodwitch nodded in agreement, "I don't even know what to say about him..."
"Other than the fact that he is a sexist pig and someone who clearly likes to committ genocide?" Mina asked the teacher from Beacon as Goodwitch stayed silent, not wanting to say anything bad about Ozpin.
Ann nodded in agreement, "Yeah. It's a pretty good way of describing him."
"He was so annoying as well." Ryuko stated, "I just wanted to punch him in the face so hard in every scene he was in."
Eddy nodded at her, "I can already tell I'm going to enjoy seeing his ass getting beaten later in this universe."
"Rolf's shoe would love to have a conversation with him." Rolf agreed with the leader of the Ed-boys.
Neo pulled out a sign, "It would be cool if someone stabbed him."
"I wonder who his partner is, though." Oscar asked as Ozpin's inner circle grew silent at the mention of her, "Whoever she is, she seemed really close to him and they seemed to be getting along pretty well."
Blake nodded in agreement, "You're right. I was wondering about her myself."
"Is this someone familiar to you, Headmaster?" Pyrrha asked Ozpin as she shifted her gaze to him. Everyone else from Beacon set their eyes on him as well.
"I can't say I know her." Ozpin decided to hide the truth from them. He knew it won't last long, though. He knew there was only one reason B and Q would show Salem here. They wanted him to share her existance with his students. He sighed at this, "Secrets will be revealed..."
"I'm really interested in how things will go from here as well." Molly admitted, getting many weirded out and confused expressions from the audience, "The part with the extermination happening earlier than usual suprised me a lot."
Winter raised her brow at her, "Why are you so suprised by this? Didn't you say you're from this world?"
"I am. This world is just a bit different from mine as it is an alternate version of it. This is why I'm so curious to see where things will go from here." Molly explained to him and the rest of the audience.
"I see." Winter crossed her arms with a look of understanding.
"If that's the case, then I assume Ruby's meeting with Oz didn't happen in your world." Qrow theorized.
Molly shook her head, "No. It still happened. "Adam, because I suppose we can call him that, simply laughed at her idea and told her not to waste his time."
All Might seemed interested in this conversation, "Did you met him?"
"I did. Before you ask, yes. He is the same jerk as he was here." Molly gave them her answer. She didn't want to include the fact that Adam tried to have a one night stand with her once. She knew how B would react to this. He would go to Heaven straight away and would mess him up worse than he messed up Valentino.
All might sighed, "I see."
"Looks like some things stay the same. Even in different worlds." Nezu stated, letting out a sigh himself.
Molly sighed, "Unfortunately."
"We actually arived at the hotel shortly after Charlie's meeting with Adam." B decided to add his own part to the conversation.
Q nodded in confirmation, "I still remember like it was yesterday."
Charlie arrived back at the hotel after her failed meeting with Adam, feeling like she had failed. It was her best and probably the only chance she'll get of convicing the angels to try her plan of redeeming sinners and yet all she got was Adam laughing at her face, calling her plan stupid and telling her not to waste his time with crap like this. Upon entering the hotel, she was greeted by Vaggie who ran up to her and hugged her.
"Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?" Vaggie asked her girlfriend with a smile on her face.
"Oh, they sure did... hear it. But, um..." Charlie didn't know what to say to her.
"Oh, come here! We have something exciting to show you." Vaggie kept smilling at Charlie as she grabbed her by her hand. Just as she was about to drag her to the living room where they would watch the commercial with the rest, someone knocked on the doors.
Charlie and Vaggie instantly stopped in their tracks at the sound of someone knocking on the door and exchanged glances with each other, Charlie hesitantly reached towards the door a second later, feeling herself growing slowly hopeful again after his rough day and opened it. It was whens he saw four new figures. The figures in question were B, Q, Pyro and A2. B and Pyro looked like they usually did while Q and A2 had a new addition to their outfits in the form of plastic demon ears. Q and Pyro kept themselves at the front of the group while A2 and an anxious and nervous B kept themselves in the back.
"Hello. Is this the rehabilitation hotel that we heard about on the news?" Q asked, trying to appears as believable as she could for a normal sinner by pretending she didn't know the name of the place.
Q smiled a bit at the memory, "Charlie was so happy to see us that she almost bursted out from happiness."
"I still can't believe those plastic horns worked..." A2 muttered under her breath. The fact that not a single person from Hell ever suspected her and Q's plastic horns were fake suprised her to this day.
Q smirked at her, "At least they made you look cute."
"Shut up..." A2 glared at her, blushing.
"..." The audience stared at them silently, not knowing what to say here.
"How about we start the next viewing?" B ended the silence in the viewing room.
Izuku nodded at him, "What are we going to watch next?"
"We'll be entering something new." B explained, beginning the next viewing with a press of the button as Q clasped her hands and jumped up and down in her seat with an excited look on her face, showing just how excited she was for whatever the next viewing was going to be.
Rise of the Epic Scout
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It's done! After all this time, we have finally entered the main plot of Hazbin Hotel. I need to admit. Writing Ozpin as Adam and everyone's reaction to him was more fun than I thought.
Murder Drones came to an end the finale was okay in my opinion. Just felt a bit rushed. I felt like it needed a few more minutes to close everything off like the J stuff or the stuff with Uzi's mother. Either way, I liked it and it's a shame we won't be getting more from Murder Drones. M ore importantly my girl V is alive. I was so happy when I saw her roll in on the robotic dino I literally screamed "Yes!" and started clapping due to how happy I was in that moment, lol
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Eve - Raven Branwen
Lute - Salem
KeeKee - Zwei
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