(It's a beautiful day here at Multiversal Heroes High; the sun is shining, the Fletchlings are chirping, and one very special, purple-caped anti-hero seeking redemption has been elected to join the school.)

???: (Yawns) Vhat time is it...? (Looks at the clock)

https://youtu.be/A4ilTMu7O4Q

HOW COME NOVUN VOKE ME UP?!

Erika: We thought you were ready to wake up on your own... Sincerest apologies.

Koga: We should have known about your schedule.

Me: Oh. *ahem* Besides that little mishap, how haff you two been? (Sits at the dining table)

Erika/Koga: Great.

Me: Glad to hear. I vas dreaming about getting Bowser back for that stunt he pulled on me.

Koga: (Spits Sitrus Berry juice) Again?! This is the fiftieth time you've had that dream!

Erika: Sweetie, you should be over it by now.

Me: SKREEYEESH! Haff you forgotten my OCD doesn't allow me to, or...?

Koga: Oh. But still, you should be able to block it out of your mind somehow.

Me: I keep trying, but it doesn't vork. So vhat's the point? (Grabs some cereal, pours a bowl, puts some Antasmunchies in it and plays "Ancient Pi'illo Kingdom" from "Dream Team" to soothe myself while eating)

Koga: Why do you play that crap?

Me: It's not crap! It giffs off the feeling of being in a restaurant, and it's ferry soothing, Father.

Koga: Well, it's annoying to me. Turn it off... NOW!

Me: (growls) Fine... SKREEYEESH! (Turns off "Ancient Pi'illo Kingdom")

Koga: And watch your tone, mister! (Mutters under his breath) No wonder you're still single.

Erika: Koga! That's no excuse to mutter his relationship status under your breath or to yell at him! He's just trying to open up his feelings!

Me: It's fine, Mother. The next time he vants to show me something, I'll simply just decline it. That vay, he knows how I felt about being degraded.

Erika: 'Tassy! I understand the logic behind that, but two wrongs don't make a right!

Me: Did you eefen study math, Mother?

Erika: Yes, but that's the only exception. What I'm talking about is behavior.

Me: Oh. (Sighs) Ferry vell. I just don't like being told to shut off my music. It gets on my nerffs vhen my music is interrupted by somevun who doesn't haff a taste in music.

Koga: I have a taste for music, Antasma! But... Just not instrumental music.

Me: I prefer both sides to the coin. And that's vhat I'm trying to get you to understand, Father: Instrumental music isn't all that bad. Sometimes, it can be good! Take, for example, "The Dark Lords" by Brandon Yates! Perfect for All Hallows' Eef!

Koga: I just want you to see the real truth, son.

Me: Father. I haff my own opinions, and I'm free to haff them if I vish. You see, this is vhy I almost neffer giff you the chance to bond vith me: you don't giff my stuff a chance. I do my ferry best to meet in the middle, but you only meet a quarter of the vay most of the time. (Realizes what I just said) ...Sorry. My emotions took over. I'm just going to go to school. (Calls out while running) Take care! (Trips over a rock)

(Meanwhile, a lavender-skinned woman was walking to the same school when...)

https://youtu.be/oTb37NUtbgU

Me: Sorry. Vould you like some help picking up your-- (Looks at the lavender-skinned woman, and immediately, hearts replace my eyes)

https://youtu.be/sV9qrAHle0s

???: (Groans) Yes, I suppose I could use some help with-- (Sees me, hearts replace her eyes as well)

Me: (Picks up all her homework) The name's Antasma! Pleasure to meet you! (Extends hand)

Risky: The name's Risky Boots, and same to you. (Puts her hand in mine, I kneel and kiss it) What was that about?

Me: I vas taught to treat a voman like royalty. That's vhen I found out about that method. I deeply apologize if it offended you, my... "Queen of the Sexy Seas". (Bows)

Risky: (Blushes) *What's with this man? He's so polite and formal...* It didn't, my... "Tinkerbat King".~

Me: I am new to Multiversal Heroes High, but I plan to arrive in style on my first day. Vanna come vith? 

Risky: Sure.

Me: Yo! Badnik Truck!

https://youtu.be/Ef_Ip4QjzKA

(A black and grey truck with a red "eye" appears)

Badnik Truck: (deep voice) You called, Antasma?

Risky:

https://youtu.be/GNrzbz6z9HQ

Me: I take it you're impressed? Paramount Pictures gayff me this truck and its interior stuff as a birthday present!

(As we're headed to Multiversal Heroes High inside the Mobile Lair, Risky is amazed by the technology I received. She then goes near the Prototype.)

Risky: What's this ship? Why is it here?

Me: It's only for vun person, but it's fueled by unlimited electric gas. I've got another ride vhich is also fueled by unlimited electric gas in case that vun is destroyed. (Shows the Paramount Egg-Mobile)

Risky: Genius design! So the drones are shaped like eggs?

Me: Yes. Vhy do you think Robotnik's called "Eggman"?

Risky: And these gloves? What do they do?

Me: Those are only for me to touch/put on, dear. Please back avay from them.

Risky: Oh. Okay. (Looks at the Badnik Building Bench) I take it this Badnik is still being constructed?

Me: Yes. They're also very vulnerable when reloading. BTW, there's going to be ship piloting at Multiversal Heroes High. (Hears beeping from the computer) We're here. (Pulls a lever and opens the staircase)

(Meanwhile...)

???: Principal Marsden, it's Robotnik!

James Marsden: Stand back! (Pulls out a gun and a megaphone) Robotnik, we have you surrounded! Hands up!

Me: (Comes out, gloved hands up) Principal Marsden! ...Vhy do you haff a gun pointed at us?

James Marsden: Antasma?! (Puts gun and megaphone back) Really, Shantae? You haven't heard?

Shantae: Heard what?

James Marsden: Antasma got Robotnik's truck and equipment as a birthday present from Paramount Pictures!

Me: It's true. Mr. Marsden, if you permit it, I'll use the drones as hall monitors!

James Marsden: Very well, but don't fire anything except for the hooked claw reels.

Me: As you vish, Mr. Marsden. (Presses buttons on gloves, the Badniks come out) Badniks! Move out, but vhen you see a vandering student vithout a hall pass, don't fire anything except for the hooked claw reels! Vee vant students busted, not killed/injured! Got it?!

Egg Badniks: Understood, Antasma.

Me: Good.

(In the first class, aka piloting class...)

???: Good afternoon, everyone.

Everyone: Good afternoon, General Skywalker.

Anakin: We have a specially crafted X-Wing for an Antasma? Antasma?

Me: Right here, General Skyvalker!

Anakin: Here's your X-Wing:

Me: (Already in my M.H. pilot outfit, saluting) This is Purple Heartbreak Five, standing by, sir!

Anakin: No need for the military stuff, Antasma.

Me: Very vell.

Anakin: I admire your enthusiasm, though.

Me: (anime sweat drop) Ahehehe...

(Just then, an ion strike from above wrecked all the ships except mine.)

???: Curse you, Manfred! I swear, you haven't heard the last of InfiniteLeJackal and the Multiversal Heroes!

Manfred: Suffer the wrath of Manfred Von Karma, Antasma!

Me: Missed me! (Pulls a "Curly", flies off) This is vhere the fun begins. Don't vorry, Mitch. I'll affench you.

Anakin: Antasma! You can't handle them alone!

(A few lasers fired from my X-Wing hit the bridge of their ion cannon, destroying it and a chunk of the ion cannon hit the core of the Von Karma flagship, causing it to explode)

Anakin: I can sense he's still alive... He actually did it! What an amazing feat!

Me: (Lands perfectly)

Everyone else:

https://youtu.be/Xm_TXfiCGqo

James Marsden: Antasma! My office. Now.

Me: (under my breath) Fuck.

Anakin: Antasma repelled the assault taken out on us! You're going to get him in trouble for saving us?! I thought we were to take in anyone who wants to be a hero, and in my eyes, Antasma qualifies, for he went out on his own when everyone else was fleeing the scene!

James Marsden: That's why I'm calling him out. He has earned his place in this school.

Anakin: OH. Sorry about that, Principal Marsden. I thought you were going to get him in trouble for a noble act.

Me: It's fine, General Skyvalker. Thanks for standing up for me, though. (Turns to Principal Marsden) Thanks for the compliment, Principal Marsden. I really appreciate it. And you've earned a place in my "best staff" list, along vith General Skyvalker.

???: You little punk! You took my spot as top pilot!

Me: I know that voice... (Turns around, sees a blue haired guy with a yellow bandanna) BOLO!

Bolo: Antasma?! (Turns to James Marsden) Why is this punk at Multiversal Heroes High?!

(What's the history between Bolo and Antasma? Find out next time on... "Multiversal Heroes High"!)