https://youtu.be/RuuWozX8P5o

Me: I vas enrolled into this school!

Bolo: PROVE IT!

Me: (Reveals my invite, smirks) Here's my invite!

https://youtu.be/GGRF-MhGbkA

Bolo: (Takes and tears up my invite, laughs mockingly) WHAT invite?!

Me/Bolo: Grrr...! (Lightning glare bolt appears between our eyes)

InfiniteLeJackal: Oh, boy. Here we go again... They've been rivals for quite some time, Principal Marsden.

James Marsden: Bolo, that's ENOUGH! I enrolled him into this school! You will stop this nonsense RIGHT NOW, or I'll expel you for picking on the new kid!

Bolo: Grrr... You just got lucky, Fuck-tasma!

Me: Vhat thee f*ck did you just call me?! (Ignites lightsaber, charges at my sworn enemy)

Bolo: You heard me. Am I speaking Japanese, or are you DEAF?!

https://youtu.be/47ZUCkEZ_O4

Me: You just pressed my "Ripper Mode" button! NOVUN presses the "Ripper Mode" button!

InfiniteLeJackal: Oh, no... The piano just started... There's no stopping Antasma once it starts.

https://youtu.be/kBUUucMoLIM

Bolo: ...Shit. (Gets beat up)

James Marsden: Normally I'd defend a student, but in this case, you brought that on yourself, Bolo.

Everyone else: (Murmurs amongst themselves how I didn't get in trouble)

(At lunch, I'm sitting at the Table of Justice with Infinite, Crystal, Risky, Drawcia and Spooky.)

Me: (Munching on my food with my mouth closed, swallows) *I vunder vhat happened back there...?*(Takes another bite and chews with my mouth closed)

(Two girls walk up to me and one of them speaks up. The one who spoke is a blonde with a red dress and gold jewelry, while the other is a goth girl in black and blue socks.)

???: You must be Antasma, correct...~?

Me: (Looks up, swallows my food and arches an eyebrow) ...And who are you two?

(The blonde student steps up, then introduces herself and her sister.)

???: We're the Anarchy Sisters. I'm Panty, and this is Stocking.

(Panty Anarchy moves in closer, tracing circles on my chest. I immediately start blushing heavily.)

Panty: And we can give you one heavenly time, if you know what I mean...~

Me: (Grips Panty's hand and moves it away from my chest) If this is about a relationship, you're shit out of luck, toots. I already haff Risky. (Gestures to Risky next to me, the Pirate Queen gives me a kiss as a reward)

Panty: Let's just say a woman offered me a heap of money for you unharmed and alive, so the Anarchy Sisters always deliver!

Me: Who's this "voman"? Please, describe her appearance.

Panty: Violet spider-like lower half, six red eyes, and lavender hair... Why?

Me:

https://youtu.be/ioP3ueBjNFo

Rachnera...!

???: So, you figured it out, hmm? You're smarter than I gave you credit for... "'Tassy"...

Me: Ah, Rachnee! It seems like you're vorking in the shadows... Reveal yourself. I haff not negatiffly judged you vhen vee first met...

???: If you say so... Handsome... (Drops down, checks me out) Looks like my childhood friend has grown more handsome...~

Me: And you've grown twice as beautiful... Huh? (!) Rachnee, LOOK OUT!

???: (Shoots at Rachnera)

Rachnera: (Barely avoids getting shot on the torso, but flinches due to the bullet grazing her flesh) Grr...

https://youtu.be/jXUVTLwouHg

Me: WHO DARES HARM A VOMAN?!

???: That's payback for destroying my fleet! Now your friend will suffer, and then your life will be consumed by absolute loss! Then, and only then, will you understand what you've done to me by killing my father! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Me: That voice...! Franziska Von Karma, you HELLSPAWN! Your father deserffed vhat he got!

Franziska: Then you deserve to watch your friend die! Men! Spank this Brat King extra hard for Mommy!

Risky: You bitch... YOU STOLE MY LINE TOWARDS MY TINKERBATS AND INSULTED MY BOYFRIEND! (Ignites her lightsaber)

Franziska: And what does a pirate slut like you think you're going to do to me?

Me: *TRIGGERED* That's it... That's fucking it! Novun insults my girlfriend, harms my childhood friend and liffs! (Ignites my lightsaber) I'll make prosecution sashimi out of you! (Turns to Drawcia, Spooky, Infinite and Crystal) Get Rachnee to my bunker! Vee vill handle this prosecutor bitch!

Franziska: Troops! Chase down that freak of an arachnid and that Brat King's friends! Kill everyone, students and teachers alike! Leave NO witnesses!

Me: (Calls James Marsden) Team Plasma's here! Varn the other staff and students! Get them to my bunker of a basement!

James Marsden: Copy that, Antasma. (Says in the school speakers) Team Plasma is here! Everyone, get to Antasma's bunker in the basement! This is not a drill! I repeat, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Anakin: Everyone, in the bunker, just like we practiced! Move, move, move! I'll take on the Plasma troops! Sagari, take care of the students!

Sagari: (Stops) Ani, what about you?!

Anakin: Heh... This is where the fun begins! (Ignites lightsaber) Now GO, Sagari! Remember this: If I die, I can become a Force Ghost! Now get the others to safety...! Please...!

Sagari: O-okay... (Tears run down her cheeks as she leaves Anakin for the students' safety)

(Meanwhile... I was barely conscious after the duel... With no healer in sight.)

Franziska: Any last words, you grape soda stain?!

Me: (Weakly gives Franziska the bird in defiance)

Franziska: (Roars in anger as she swings her red laser whip at me multiple times)

???: Eat this, Franziska! (Uses Shadow Flare)

Franziska: (Gets pushed back into the school wall)

Me: (Weakly) Who in the...?! (Sees a man with a single black wing) Who... ARE you...?

???: I'm your reinforcement, Antasma. (Heals me with Cure 3)

Me: (Gets up) Vell, vell... If it isn't the person who beat Vergil in a Death Battle... Sephiroth! Thanks.

Sephiroth: No problem. Now then... Let's take out some Von Karma trash!

Me: (Ignites lightsaber) I vas just about to say that.

Risky: What compels you to make us suffer?! We did nothing to you!

Franziska: (Gets up) It's not you I'm mad about! What I'm mad about is your boyfriend murdered my father!

Risky: Manfred deserved it for killing Gregory Edgeworth over a fucking penalty!

Franziska: You WHAT?!

Risky: Eye for an eye, bitch!

Franziska: (Channels purple Force Lightning, Risky absorbs it with her lightsaber)

Me: (Sneaks up from behind and says the sound effect below)

https://youtu.be/EIs4tQHEdxc

Franziska: (Gets knocked unconscious)

(Song ends)

Me: (Deactivates lightsaber, calls Infinite) Bat Buddy to Jackal Buddy! How's Rachnee doing?

https://youtu.be/wDqnXOlG9YQ

Infinite: The bullet grazed her torso, but we managed to stop the bleeding. We're putting a bandage on it right now.

Me: Thank God... I hope she doesn't hate me for calling her down at a wrong time...

Rachnera: 'Tassy, you're forgiven. You had no idea that an ambush would take place.

Me: Thanks, Rachnee.

Rachnera: No problem, sweetheart! (Kisses into the phone)

Me:

https://youtu.be/ICAtmSeW_uY

James Marsden: What's going on? (Sees Sephiroth) Ah. Sephiroth. You're late. Where were you?

Sephiroth: I sensed that Antasma was having trouble, so I decided to help him, Principal Marsden. But before that, I was having trouble with how to get to school.

James: Marsden: I'll let it slide since it's your first day. But please arrive on the bus next time.

Sephiroth: Will do, sir. (Gestures to Franziska) And what about her?

James Marsden: I know the perfect place to put her... BEHIND BARS! (Calls the police)

https://youtu.be/1N4VSqahWCM

(Anakin's robe is torn and his strength is depleted. He limps to the bunker and opens the door.)

Anakin: I told you I'd be okay to fight them, Sagari... (Collapses in front of Sagari)

Sagari: Ani! (Says to Splendid Conway and Aeris Ereway) Get him to Antasma's healing capsule immediately! He needs urgent medical attention!

Splendid: Will do! Come on, Aeris!

Aeris: Understood. Don't worry, General Skywalker! You'll be healed in half a day! Antasma made new healing capsules that heals in 12 hours!

Anakin: (Weakly) Thank... Antasma... For me... I... Owe him... So much...

Aeris: Understood, General Skywalker. For now, you need to rest. (Arrives at my house and puts Anakin in one of my special healing capsules)

Splendid: I'll keep an eye on Anakin's condition. Meanwhile, go tell Principal Marsden of Anakin's sacrifice, buddy.

Aeris: Sure thing.

https://youtu.be/1N4VSqahWCM

James Marsden: Anakin is currently in Antasma's healing capsule at his house?

Aeris: Yup! And it heals in 12 hours now!

James Marsden: So that means... What?

Me: It means General Skyvalker vill be able to return the following day.

James Marsden: So you actually managed to make a healing capsule that fully recovers a patient in half a day? I'm impressed!

Me: Ahehehehehe... I vas just trying to make an effort to heal victims faster, so that idea popped up in my head.

James Marsden: Well, your idea is approved of! How'd you like to be the head of the Technology Club?

Me: ...Nah, but I appreciate the offer. I vill, howeffer, giff you the blueprints to the capsule for the bunker's emergency room. Just make sure to giff credit to me. (Hands Tom Wachowski's actor the blueprints)

James Marsden: You got a deal, Antasma! (Retrieves the blueprints)

(Team Plasma has harassed Multiversal Heroes High once again! What's the school's next move?! Stay tuned for next time!)