RyAnRoSs: GUYS

Mel: what the fuck do you want I'm trying to sleep

Breadbitch: it's like 6 tho ???

Mel: fight me

Breadbitch: but you're trying to sleep? ?

Way#2: Ryan what do you want

RyAnRoSs: oh yeah

RyAnRoSs: our album was released early

RyAnRoSs: you guys should go buy it

Hayley: it's not a fucking joke this time is it

RyAnRoSs: it's not

Hayley: prove it

RyAnRoSs: i have a copy of it ??

RyAnRoSs:

Mel: HOLD UP I GOTTA GO BUY IT

Breadbitch: I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO SLEEP

Mel: NOT ANYMORE BITCH

Mel: I GOT MUSIC TO LISTEN TO

Way#2: i hope my neighbors like this

Way#2: cause as soon as I buy it I'm playing it as loud as possible until I get a noise complaint

Breadbitch: i think your neighbors will like it

Breadbitch: i mean i do have the voice of an angel

RyAnRoSs: b o i

Breadbitch: ok but the high note in Camisado

Breadbitch: you gotta admit that's pretty good

Breadbitch: if nothing else, that was angelic

RyAnRoSs: ok yeah that was pretty damn beautiful

Mel: GUYS I GOT THE ALBUM

Hayley: didn't you just go out to buy it like 2 minutes ago

Mel: i live like right next to a record shop

Hayley: oh

Hayley: well I'm coming to your house to listen to it

Hayley: cause I don't feel like spending money

Breadbitch: bitch

Way#2: ???

Breadbitch: give us all your money

Breadbitch: buy like 10 copies of it

Hayley: you think I got that kind of money ?

Hayley: i can barely afford to buy myself a new shirt

RyAnRoSs: get a job ?

Hayley: oh that's hilarious

Hayley: you think I can work

Mel: Hayley get your ass over here or I'm starting without you

Hayley: im coming caLM YOUR TITS

Mel: MY TITS ARE CALM

Hayley: OBVIOUSLY NOT

Hayley: NOW COME OPEN YOUR GODDAMN DOOR

Breadbitch: haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door

RyAnRoSs: Bren they haven't listened to it yet they don't get it

Way#2: i listened to it !!!!

Breadbitch: what do you think ?

Way#2: beautiful, amazing, extraordinary, gorgeous, sounds like God himself is coming through my speakers

Way#2: i have one question though

Way#2: why the hell are the titles so long

RyAnRoSs: cause why not

Way#2: but no seriously

Way#2: "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet"

Way#2: you could've just named it "I'm The New Cancer"

Breadbitch: that would have been too easy

RyAnRoSs: it's because of the whole laced with nitroglycerin line

RyAnRoSs: the numbers show which tables have the smokes laced

Way#2: oH

RyAnRoSs: yeah

Breadbitch: favorite song on the album ?

Way#2: shit

Way#2: the entire thing is so good

Way#2: but probably either But It's Better If You Do or Camisado

Mel: Ry is Camisado about your dad

RyAnRoSs: yup

RyAnRoSs: so is Nails

RyAnRoSs: then I realised that I probably shouldn't make too many songs about my personal life

Way#2: yeah that's smart

Breadbitch: unlike me

Way#2: oh

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Can we just..this picture...its just..

Amazing

You can see his bulge
I actually have a few pictures where you can see it

And the best for last

Ryan needs to calm his dick

So I bought this and my family is judging me really hard for it but fuck it