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Joseph: so how was the fight

Ross💞: Sarah managed to win

Dun: bitch how the fuck

Urie💞: she kneed him in the dick

Weekes: im still in pain

Orze-fuckit: woops

Orze-fuckit: sorry about that Dal

Weekes: it's all good

Weekes: i had it coming

Joseph: im surprised no one did that to you sooner

Dun: why were they even fighting in the first place

Ross💞: Dallon called Sarah short or smth

Jospeh: everyone is short compared to Dallon

Orze-fuckit: exactly

Orze-fuckit: Tyler gets it

Urie💞: Tyler gets everyone and everything

Urie💞: not in like a sexual way or anything

Urie💞: just like

Urie💞: He understands

Joseph: that's cause I pay attention

Joseph: you tend to understand more when you listen to people

Urie💞: or you could just fake knowing things

Ross💞: that probably won't get you very far

Urie💞: it got me to my senior year of high school

Orze-fuckit: did it really

Urie💞: yeah

Orze-fuckit: you certainly don't act like you're a senior

Urie💞: bitch you wanna fight

Orze-fuckit: oh fuck no I ain't doing that again

Weekes: think about it tho

Weekes: you'll have the height advantage this time

Urie💞: bitch no she won't

Ross💞: if she wears heels she will

Orze-fuckit: you don't wear heels to a fight you fucking idiot

Orze-fuckit: you'll end up breaking your ankles before whoever you're fighting even touches you

Dun: what if you wear like boots with heels or something

Dun: but not like the big pointy heels. more like the small square ones

Orze-fuckit: guys are so stupid when it comes to shoes I'm done

Joseph: heels are hard as fuck to walk in. no matter what kind, you'll be in pain

Weekes: how do you know this

Joseph: ... i lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt

Dun: you made those high heels work tho

Joseph: true, true

Urie💞: that sounds like something I'd do

Ross💞: you're probably gonna do that when you're older and really drunk

Weekes: he'll end up saying something like "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

Weekes: and then going on to bet with some random dude wearing a chiffon skirt

Urie💞: Ryan if I ever do that please stop me

Ross💞: i cant make any promises

Urie💞: bitch why not

Ross💞: cause you don't listen to me

Urie💞: ok true

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Why get thinner when you can eat more dinner

So theres gonna be an update every day from now on, but I'm just gonna say this now, there's going to be a week in July where I'm not sure if I'll be able to update. I'm going on vacation and the internet sucks there, plus my mom may or may not take my phone so we can have "family time." I don't know exactly what week yet, so I'll tell you more about that when the time comes

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