Williams: where's Brendon I'm fucking gonna kill him

Harris: what did he do now

Weekes: honestly what didn't he do

Urie💞: don't murder me what did I do to deserve this

Joseph: shes still mad about what you and Ryan did

Urie💞: oh

Urie💞: kill Ryan and Dallon too then

Williams: im not gonna do that cause I actually like Ryan and Dallon

Urie💞: wow ok

Urie💞: I'll just leave then

Urie💞: cause id rather not get murdered

Urie💞 has left the chat

Dun: guys I did a thing

Harris: should we be worried

Dun: no

Dun:

Dun: look at this amazingness

Weekes: what did I do to deserve this

Joseph: Josh why

Dun: cause Dallon Weekes

Dun: Dallon Leekes

Williams: *disappointed sigh*

Dun: if Brendon were here he'd be proud

Weekes: i really don't think so

Dun: let's find out

Urie💞 was added to the chat by Dun

Urie💞: i expected to be gone for more than 5 minutes what do you want

Harris: look at what Josh did

Urie💞: beautiful

Urie💞: im proud of my son

Dun: see

Dun: i told you he'd be proud

Joseph: so you were right

Joseph: for once

Dun: this isn't the first time

Weekes: really

Weekes: name one other time

Dun: there was that one time in 2nd grade science

Williams: did we even have science in 2nd grade

Harris: we did but the teacher rarely showed up

Urie💞: and when he did show up he was always high

Weekes: best teacher we've ever had

Urie💞: oh yeah definitely

Joseph: how did this go from wanting Brendon dead to talking about teachers

Williams: don't question or conversations

Urie💞: they're easier to understand when left unquestioned

Joseph: that makes no sense

Weekes: that's because you're questioning it

Harris: question nothing, understand everything

Joseph: stop being fake deep

Dun: i don't think he's being fake deep I think he's high

Harris: pffft what

Harris: I've never been high in my life

Joseph: Dallon

Weekes: he's high

Dun: i was right twice in one day

Joseph: a new record

Dun: fuck off

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-Gerard Way