Ross was added to the chat by Gway

Gway: you guys seriously need to talk

Gway: it's been like a week

Urie: Ry please talk to me

Ross: fuck off

Mway: ok we're making progress

Urie: can you just let me explain

Ross: you've had a week to come up with a good excuse so I'm gonna say no

Urie: please?

Ross: no

Orze-fuckit: Come on Ryan

Orze-fuckit: He doesn't have a good explanation but at least it's something

Orze-fuckit: just hear him out

Ross: fine

Urie: ok so

Urie: you just got pranked

Gway: wait what

Ross: you idiots actually fell for it

Orze-fuckit: i hate both of you I swear to fuck

Urie: don't just hate us

Ross: hate Dallon and and Kenny  too

Urie: they were in on it

Mway: wait how was Kenny a part of this

Ross: He didn't do anything we just wanted to make sure he knew nothing happened

Gway: you guys are dicks

Urie: yeah we know

Mway: you went all out for this

Mway: you guys sat at different tables at lunch and wouldn't sit by each other in any classes you had together

Ross: we had to make sure you didn't figure it out

Orze-fuckit: thank fuck you guys were joking I thought I was gonna have to live off of memories and pictures of ryden

Gway: i love how your biggest concern was how you'd survive without them and not how they'd survive without each other 

Gway: cause Ryan pretty much lives with Brendon so he'd have to figure something else out

Gway: and we all know how Brendon can get when he's away from Ryan for a while

Urie: what are you talking about

Urie: i don't act any different when I'm away from Ryan

Mway: honey don't play dumb

Mway: you're an emotional piece of shit who'll either break down crying or will punch someone if they look at you the wrong way

Urie: that's so not true

Orze-fuckit: yea it is

Orze-fuckit: don't deny it

Orze-fuckit: remember that time Ryan was in Hawaii with his grandparents for a week?

Urie: yeah...

Urie: so maybe I'm a little bit of a wreck without Ry

Mway: oh and don't even get me started on how you were before you met Ryan

Ross: we met when we were 5 how could he have been much different

Mway: he was such a sad and gloomy child

Mway: and then someone named Ryan Ross came into his life

Mway: and he became a ray of sunshine

Orze-fuckit: you guys are good for each other and would probably die without the other

Urie: ok yeah that's probably true

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So no one told you life was gonna be this gay...

Haha... I'm ryden trash