Bren💞: guess whos fuckwad of a dad just got arrested
(a/n guess which lazy author didn't feel like writing it out)

Dal: George Clooney 

Gway: what the fuck

Spencil: is George Clooney's dad even still alive

Fronk: he is actually

Janathon: hes 83

Mway: ANYWAY

Mway: back to the matter at hand

Mway: Ryan's dad was finally arrested?

Bren💞: yeah

Bren💞: it was great

Gway: is Ryan hurt really bad

Bren💞: not too bad

Bren💞: hes sleeping off the pain

Spencil: that boy sleeps a lot

Janathon: hes allowed to he was just beat up

Fronk: wait let me guess

Fronk: you're cuddling him aren't you

Bren💞: I have no idea what you're talking about

Gway: you two can't keep your hands off of each other

Bren💞: the boy was just willingly beat up so his father would get arrested

Bren💞: He deserves the love

Gway: ok true

Dal: Hey Mikey

Mway: Hey what

Dal: I have a question for you

Mway: ok

Dal: can we add Pete yet

Mway: still no

Dal: why tho

Mway: he will actually be scarred for life

Dal: ok true

Bren💞: we should add him eventually tho

Mway: or we could not do that

Gway: he's scared that we'll embarrass him

Bren💞: that's a completely rational fear

Dal: I want to talk to Pete

Mway: then talk to him at school

Dal: but you see

Dal: I don't talk to people

Spencil: you're talking to us right now

Dal: yeah but I mean like

Dal: face to face

Janathon: you talk to us face to face all the time

Dal: fuck you you know what I mean

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