< the signs as Harry Potter memes >

Aries: "___ ___ Potter, you were named after . . . "

Taurus: There once was a boy named haaaarryyy, destined to be a star

Gemini: Dobby x Sorting Hat

Cancer: Artsy gifsets of movie scenery 

Leo: I FIND this very amusing

Virgo: Harry Potter actors, before and after puberty (esp. Neville)

Libra: Wolfstar.

Scorpio: All of my immortal, starring ebony dark'ness dementia raven way

Sagittarius: The mysterious ticking noise

Capricorn: Muttering "muggies" every time someone does something annoying

Aquarius: Sorting every and everything into Hogwarts houses

Pisces: C A L M L Y