VettelFerrari This guy is honestly one of the cutest men I have seen 😍 thanks for the request!

You pulled at the dress that hugged your curves. You looked at yourself in the mirror in the bathroom of your jet. Sure, you looked nice but you didn't feel entirely comfortable about it. You placed your hand up to your ear, adjusting the earpiece.

"You know, there are other ways for me to distract the prime minister than batting my eyes. Like punching him."

You heard a chuckle on the other end followed by the sound of clothes rustling as Eggsy got changed in his own jet.

"Come now, Hamsy, That's my job. promise I'll save a guard or two for you to beat up. Besides, I don't swing that way."

You rolled your eyes at the nickname and his retort. "I'll show you which way my fist swings. Then you'll wish you were a girl."

"Sorry love, I like myself just the way I am. But I wouldn't mind your insight on how you like being a girl."

You shook your head as you checked your secret weapons. "I swear, how has your mouth not gotten you shot before now?"

Eggsy snickered. "That I can't tell you but what I can tell you how it has gotten me lucky with the female persuasion."

You opened your mouth but another voice chimed in.

"As thrilling as it is to hear your romantic banter, we do have a mission to complete."

You cleared your throat and looked in the mirror one last time, musing your hair a bit. "Sorry, Merlin. You know how Eggsy is."

Eggsy butted in. "Only half as well as I would like to know you, Hamsy."

"Bugger off."

"I swear I have a pair of toddlers helping me catch an imposter of a well known political leader who has the codes to more than half the world's nuclear bombs. Perhaps if I set you both in time out we might get something done."

The both of you looked down in shame, apologizing in unison. "Sorry, Merlin."

Eggsy cleared his throat, suddenly sounding very serious. "Hamsy, I'll be at the bar keeping an eye on you in case things go south."

You stepped out of your jet and joined Merlin on the ground. He nodded to you, extending his arm to you. You took it as looked over to the other jet a ways off, the form of Eggsy also leaving his jet.

"Just remember that we don't know each other and I have a name."

Merlin lead you into the large convention building but you looked back, seeing Eggsy form looking after you.

"Of course you have a name. Hamsy just happens to suit you a bit better. Good luck."

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Merlin had dropped you off upstairs to enter the gala with the other women of the party. Eggsy stood with a drink in his hand, aimlessly looking around as he kept the faux prime minister in his peripheral.

Merlin kept him up to date with the other party guests but Eggsy wasn't exactly paying attention. He couldn't get the sound of your hidden fear out of his head. Of course, if he were to call you out on it, he would be sporting a nice shiner.

He wasn't able to see you up close but he assumed you looked amazing. With the both of you working closely as Kingsman, he couldn't help but feel himself be drawn to you. You were smart, beautiful, skilled and took his poor attempts at flirting in stride. You made him feel like he could do anything. You made him feel like he should be the only one allowed to be near you, to appreciate you, to look at you. But then he remembers what a jerk he is and that you deserve better.

Eggsy shook his head. What a sap.

"Eggsy? Gary? Can you hear me?"

"Yes, I'm here."

"Welcome back to the present. I have disconnected with Lancelot. She will be coming down with the other ladies soon. I suggest you get into position and make sure his guards don't get too close."

Eggsy smirked. "The most anticipated part of the night. What man doesn't like to watch a parade of woman show themselves off to us?" He lifted his glass and took a small sip of his drink.

"You best thank me that she was not online just now."

Eggsy almost laughed. "Do relax, Merlin, I have a feeling Hamsy will take good care of our prime minister, well presented or not."

Just then the double doors at the top of the grand staircase opened and the announcement of the ladies began. You were one of the first to be presented. Eggsy forgot for a moment that he wasn't supposed to know you, that he was supposed to watch the six guards walking around the room but right then all he could focus on was you and how beautiful you looked as you gracefully descended the stairs.

You gripped the banister rails hard, your knees shaking. You would rather be kicking in teeth or scaling an air duct than be shown off. At least the fake prime minister had already chosen you to be his companion tonight. Surely playing as his personal cheerleader and sultry servant will get him to talk. You shivered. You just already knew it will take all your will power not to take on him and his goons yourself.

You scanned the room the moment the doors opened and spotted the target. He looked exactly like his pictures: large, disgustingly pale, and wearing the most unattractive goatee you have ever seen. You could practically smell the alcohol from where you stood. Your eyes traveled again and landed on the one man you trusted in the whole room. Ironically. But something about the look on his face made you grip the railing harder and make your stomach knot.

Eggsy reached his hand up to his ear, pretending to scratch his neck. He whispered into his earpiece. "Merlin, do me a favor and open her link but only one way, she can scold me later."

You blinked when you heard his voice in your ear, his accent sending chills down your spine.

"(Y/n) you are the most beautiful woman here. Men are fools if they think otherwise. And who would have thought an ass kicker like you would look ravishing in such a dress."

With that he winked at you before turning to a random party member, throwing himself into his role. He feared if he looked at you any longer he would walk right up to you and kiss you thoroughly. If only you knew the power you had over him.

You blushed and looked down as you bit your lip to keep from retorting back and smiling. He used your name and you quite liked the sound of it coming from him. You stepped off the staircase and strutted over to the fat minister as you plastered a fake smile on your lips. The only thing getting you through this right now was Eggsy's words and the anticipation you had in giving him a piece of your mind when this was over. Merlin too for letting him only make the comms one way.

Prime Minister Dray held out his hand for you to take as he smiled at you hungrily. "My, my,  you do look better in person."

You took his hand and bowed your head over it as you curtsied. "Prime Minister. You do sound smoother in person."

P.M. Dray let out a deep laugh, his rancid breath hitting your face. "Come now Miss Caroline, I am quite eager to hear what other sweet words you have for me. Sit, I will have a drink poured for you."

You gave him a seductive smile, blinking slowly. "I hope I don't disappoint."

Eggsy had watched that exchange from his seat at the bar and he was ready to puke.

"Do remember that others can see your facial expressions, even if I can't. She will be fine. Now that she has his attention it's time for you to get to work. I believe his suite is room 506. I have sent the code to his door to your phone."

Standing, Eggsy downed the last of his drink and strode out of the room, but not before catching your eye and sending you a small smirk.

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Eggsy has been searching the P.M.'s room for almost an hour. He had to be sure to look everywhere but at the same time make sure it looked like he hadn't. So far he had only found part of a cipher that would be used to decode the message they already had from hacking into his contacts. All they needed was the second half. But his mind wasn't fully into searching.

Merlin kept him reassured that you were alright. In fact, you were performing wonderfully. Dray was almost wasted so perhaps you will get what they need out of him sooner than planned. Which was fine by Eggsy, the less time you were with that fat marshmallow, the better he felt.

He was searching through the faux's closet then he heard his earpiece screech. "Bloody hell, what was that Merlin?!" He hissed as he rubbed his head.

"I do hope you are in a position to hide. Lancelot set off her emergency alarm. The Prime Minister is taking her up to his room."

Eggsy stood up straight and looked at the door. "Are there any guards with them?"

"They are, in fact, alone."

Eggsy cursed. "I'll handle this. Get started on decoding with what we have. I have a feeling he has the other half on him."

"Good luck. And do make sure to keep him alive, we need him to find his accomplices."

"Thank goodness people don't die from broken bones." Eggsy sneered as he shut himself in the closet, making sure he could see and hear most everything.

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You faked a stumble and giggled as Dray lead you to his room. You didn't plan to go this far but you had a feeling he had part of the cipher on him. You knew this would only be worth it if Eggsy did his job and found something in the Prime Minister's suite. Dray held you close to his side, his hand drifting to unsavory places.

"My dear, you are by far my favorite companions I have had as of late. Most of them don't even get this lucky." He groggily spewed, booping you on the nose.

"Oh well, then let me thank you by showing you what I do for fun." You took his card key and entered the room.

You half-heartedly wished Eggsy was still in here but you knew he was long gone. With feigned giddiness you pushed the large drunk man into his room, locking the door behind you. Thankfully he asked for his guards to leave them be. That will make what you were about to do loads easier. You pushed the Prime Minister onto the bed as he started to discard some of his clothes. You wanted to vomit. But instead, you straddled him, running your hands up his chest.

"So. How about those plans you were telling me about earlier. I do love it when you talk all serious like." You bit your lip and tried to look sexy when you really wanted to punch his face.

Dray chuckled deeply. "Oh. So you're that type of girl. I see."

Suddenly, faster than you thought humanly possible, he flipped you over, expertly pinning you to the bed, his large body making it hard for you to breathe. He leaned down, his hot breath moving wisps of your hair and sending sick chills down your arms and back. You couldn't move. Not even the slightest to get to the alarm on your wrist. 

"I do not take kindly to people snooping into my life. Especially women. Did you really think I wouldn't catch on?"

You struggled, trying to move your arms that he had pinned to your chest. "And what would that be, sir?" You spit in his face.

He smiled greedily at you as he moved a hand back to rest on your leg, slowly moving up. "How about I tell you after I get what I want. It's only fair to trade. A silly little piece of paper for a bit of fun." He leaned down and started to kiss your neck. You closed your eyes and whimpered.

Suddenly, a door slammed open, making Dray jump. You dared not open your eyes,  fearing it was a friend that wanted to join in. But once you felt the large behemoth lift off of ou, you peeked. There was Eggsy, fire in his eyes and his jaw clenched as he beat the imposter into a corner, saying something about never touching a woman like that again.

You stood and Eggsy stopped, picking up a fallen paper from Dray's coat; the other half of the cipher. Eggsy turned to you and held up the paper, smiling but you didn't care about the paper. With swift steps you closed the distance between you and kissed him, your arms moving up and around his neck. Eagerly, he kissed you back, but soon pulled away only to hold you to his chest, his heart beating wildly. He could feel you trembling as he mentally kicked himself for not getting to you sooner.

He held you for a few moments, not caring about Merlin's voice telling him to get the both of you out of there, Dray's guards were on their way. You relaxed into his arms, tears threatening to fall as you wrapped your own arms around him. He smelled like a coffee shop and clean clothes.

Eggsy pulled you away, taking a good look at you. "Are you alright? Did he hurt you?"

You shook your head. "Only my pride as a Kingsman."

You were interrupted by the sound of shouting and feet running down the hall. You looked to Eggsy and he gave you a knowing look. "Looks like you get to beat some faces in after all." He tosses you an extra gun and you rip the bottom half of your dress for more better movement.

"The one with the dirtiest hands pays for the other's dinner after this." You tie your hair back.

Eggsy smiled standing at the ready next to you. "I hope you have your money ready, (Y/n)."

You smirked. "Hamsy. It suits me better."

"Only when I don't want others to use your name. Only me." He winked.

The both of you stood ready to take on the guards, excited and smiling.

Forgive me, Father for I have sinned. My church asks that we don't watch rated R movies buuuuuut I kinda slipped and watched the whole thing instead of a tiny bit like I planned. I wanted to get Eggsy right. It was "research"...hahaha