So, here is my Psych one shot for forNarnia19! I am so delayed with these, but at least I actually wrote them! So, here goes.

You are blinded when a bright light shines into your eyes. When it fades and you regain your sight two not too shabby looking men stand before you. One has a small scruff on his chin and bright piercing eyes the other tall dark and handsome and bald.

"Gus," the first guy says. "Look at the walls," he says, examining the Egyptian Hyroglyphics you had just observed before being blinded.

"Excuse him he has no manners. I am Burton Gustar, but you can call me Gus," he says, help you you on your feet then wiping his nose slyly. "That over there is Shawn Spencer, he's a psychic."

"Ha, yeah right," you state, "there are no such thing as true psychics. It's all fancy fables and ghost stories people tell for money. Let me guess you have talked to the dead archeologist and she told you she was abducted by aliens?"

"No, I talked to the living archeologist and he told me he was abducted by aliens," Shawn smiled.

"Who do you work for?" You ask.

"The Santa Barbara Police Department," a woman stated, walking in followed by an older man. "I thought we told you to wait for us before you went in?"

"Jules, this is not Indiana Jones Legend of the Crystal Skull,"

"Ah, I'm detective Y/F/N from the FBI," you start, shaking the two detective's hands "The FBI has been asked by the victim's family to observe the investigation for claims of foul play from the SBPD. I do not mean to be a nuisance, but it is my job to follow this investigation and namely Shawn Spencer."

"Nice, to meet you I am Carlton Lassiter and this is my partner Juliet O'Hara. Feel free to follow Mr. Spencer and arrest him if need be," he smiles.

"No need sir, the Federal Bureau would have to take full reign of the investigation." You state. The smile wipes off of Lassiter's face.

"This is out jurisdiction and our case the FBI has no right to take it from us." He points at you very closely.

"Well then, let's hope Mr. Spencer behaves himself," you say, moving the finger away from your face and turning to see Shawn and Gus making finger puppets on the Hyroglyphic filled walls.

"Shawn!" Juliet, shouts getting his attention. "What have you found?" He squints his eyes over to the one Hyroglyphic you spotted earlier.

"I spotted that one too," you say moving to the wall. "It's different from all of the others and it reads 'never again'." As you speak the words a loud bang cracks from the walls making everyone jump. The walls separate and create a very dark and very mysterious passage. "Oh heck yes! You state, when you turn to the two men they are dangling their fingers together like two drunk jelly fish.

"Let's go," Shawn said, walking toward the opening, when he realised his friend did not follow. "Gus," he said, followed by a weird whispered and mumbled "come on."

"Gus," you start. "Don't be the second Mummy movie, the Mummy Returns. It's not as good as the first one and I am sure they regret making it. You're gonna regret this too." Gus' mouth was now wide open and when you turned around Shawn's was too. When you turned back you could see that Gus was mouthing something to Shawn and then Shawn was mouthing something to him and so on. "Well, are you coming?" You asked.

"Heck yes I am!" Gus said, straightening his posture and marching into the cave.

"Should we tell him about the snake prophecy?" You whisper to Shawn.

"No."