a/n - this is Percy Jackson, and i just thought of this and I think this is cool, I just thought of the idea! oh and also *MINOR CURSING AT THE END*

Leo just arrived at a young lady's house. He needed more money, so he had being a carpenter in the mortal world as a side job. He rang the door bell and waited impatiently-because of his ADHD of course. But he probably wouldn't be patient if he was a mortal anyway. The young girl opened the door, h/c hair, s/c skin tone, and flawless e/c eyes.

"Oh my god! I thought you'd never make it," She smiled, a smile that probably could light up the world. "Please, come inside!" Not yet Leo, he thought, she's just a customer that's all.

"Y/n right?" Leo asked to confirm, she nodded. Leo got his tools out and went to the bathroom. "Yikes, this bathtub looks like it's gonna flood anytime soon." Leo sighed and started to get to work. She followed him into the bathroom and her body rested on the frame.

"Not to be a rush or anything but..." She looked at his name tag. "Leo, could do it in a hurry? I don't want my husband to think I'm having an affair." She rubbed her neck cautiously.

"No offense, but if he was your husband, he should at least trust you to have a scrawny, not good looking, and corny guy in your house to fix your bath tub?" Leo wiggled his eyebrows in confusion at her.

"You're right but," She sighed. "I love him. That's all that matters, right?"
She smiled for a second. "And I think you're none of those things you listed." He felt a light tinge on his cheeks, but hopefully she didn't see.

"Um, I guess." Leo went back to work on the tub. "Do you mind if I ask what's your husband's name is?"

"No, no it's fine. You're here fixing my tub and listening to my problems, the least I could do is tell you his name." She explained. "It's Jake."

"Oh, that's nice." Leo said not paying attention whatsoever. "Please, continue you can spill anything on me."

"Um okay, thanks." Y/n smiled. "I think my husband is having an affair."

"Mmhhmm." Leo replied not thinking. He dropped his tools and processed what she said. Leo turned around to look at her. "Are you serious?!? First I thought you were too young to be married and now you're saying he might be having an affair!?"

"Well, I have a lot of evidence I've been gathering lately..." She said. "He's been coming home late, his clothes all messed up, lipstick stain, we've been basically running on my paycheck, and he doesn't trust me at all." She sighed. "Oh! And he's always skipping dates I plan, even if we go on a date it's at Burger King or something." Y/n puffed her cheeks and blew a strand out of hair out of her face.

"Well," I smirked. "That's pretty valid evidence. So, why not come back with another affair." Leo grabbed her wrist, and  pushed her against the sink counter. His lips very close to hers, but just enough distance to say, "Kiss me." She didn't miss the chance, she smashed our lips together, her hands tangled in Leo's hair as his hands rested on her waist.

"Hey Y/n I'm home-what the f***!" Jake said, fixing his tie and his shirt up. Y/n pulled away and smiled innocently as if she did nothing.

"Oh hell no, you act like I don't know what your doing." She had tears in her eyes but didn't let them fall. "All those cold nights you left me alone. This is payback. The divorce papers are on the counter, I already signed them. Goodbye Jake. And I'm never saying hello again-well at least to you." She grabbed Leo's hand and was nearly out the door.

"Wait! Y/n I can explain! We can work this out!" Jake yelled running after the newly formed couple.

"I don't need explaining! It's been going on for 2 years! Go to hell! See ya later boo!" As she held Leo's hand, she turned around and blew a sarcastic classic b****y kiss back at him.

"F*** YOU Y/N! YOUR GONNA SEE KARMA COME BACK AT YOU!" Y/n's ex husband said. Y/n didn't seem like she cared whatsoever.

"Leo, take me to camp." Could it be any better? Leo finally got over his ex and now he has a girlfriend-who apparently is a demigod.

What adventures could this take him?