Dating Alex Standall Would Include...

Warning: Profanity

Him getting super shy when you tell him 'i love you'

You were his best friend--long before Hannah and Jessica

Having many inside jokes

"QUACKING IT UP AREN'T WE MATE"

"OF COURSE WE ARE M'LADY"

Everyone's just like "what the hell is going on"

Really chill couple

Really chill listening to twenty one pilots

Really chiLL PEOPLE I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Alex calling your dad sir

You and Dad having a conversation just like

"He's just such a gentleman, I FEEL SO RESPECTED"

when Alex is getting suffocated because you and your family are hug people

"MOM CALM DOWN"

"No, no its okay Y/n."

You asking him about the formal cause why not

Alex being dramatic and shedding fake tears since he wasn't expecting it

ALWAYS giving him cuddles when he has the stomach problems

First kiss was at the formal because Alex got really jealous at the number of boys staring at you

Alex walking in on you changing

"Well who knew my girlfriend was this damn hot"

You were a blushing mess for days

You walked in on Alex changing

"I-well-I was just-um-I-I'll just leave now."

Alex bringing up that moment all the fucking time because he found is hilarious

secretly he thought it was the most adorable thing he has ever seen

like really adorable

better than kittens and puppies in a lil basket

we all know aLEX LOVES KITTENS AND PUPPIES K

you didn't speak to anyone when he passed

you didn't believe it was suicide

and you wanted an investigation stat

YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHO FUCKING KILLED YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU LOVED