[(A/N): okay, so I'm one of those girls who're freakishly tall, like, "are you even from this fücking planet?" tall. (Yes, someone has asked me that before) and I'm taller than most guys (probably why no one likes me tho XD) so I get kinda awkward and a bit annoyed when I see all these one shots with tiny aft readers. Well, now I'm doing one. Fml
Triggers: Language, religious (Christianity) terms]

(Y/N)'s P.O.V

"I hate this!", I complain, throwing my hands up. "Everyone is always making fun of me! I'm a total dwarf!"

"Why would people make fun of you for something you simply cannot control? It's highly unacceptable," Rung sighs, shaking his helm as he types into his datapad.

"I don't KNOW! Ask mother FUCKING nature!", I yell. "PLEASE tell me I'm taller than your holomatter technological projection! I swear to the almighty lord, Jesus Christ HIMSELF!"

Rung sighs, activating his HTP (holomatter technological projection). I let out a long, angry groan as he looks down on me, still about a good 6 inches taller. "Fuck this!", I whine.

"Sometimes I wonder how humans can be so tiny and adorable. Especially you~", Rung teases.

I squeak at his comment, blushing a dark crimson. Rung smirks slightly, coming up behind me and pulling me to him by my waist, kissing the side of my neck.

"U-ummm..."

"Don't worry...", Rung whispers. "I'm technically a doctor~"

"oOh shit."