MS2 Short: Having Joes, Stabbing Foes
Bakunyan: Hello kids, let me remind you that this is A NSFW CHAPTER! 18+ ALLOWED! ADULTS ONLY!!! SEEING THESE LETTERS ON THE SCREEN MEANS THAT YOU SHOULD STOP READING RIGHT NOW AND UNDERSTAND THE GUIDELINES!!!!!
Hebiji: you don't have to talk that loud, I know there is such thing as a Loud Family, but why do you have to be Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing?
Jack: I guess that's the way to get the kids attention because they played Animal Crossing! Or possibly Pokémon, remember our little chapter we're in that you turned into The Devourer/Eva-1 serpent?
Hebiji: oh yeah... don't remind me of that...
Bakunyan: If it makes you feel better, I got tickets for Detective Pikachu!
Hebiji: LETS ROLL WITH THIS CHAPTER!
Jack: Okay! Bakugan Brawler Boyfriend of Boss Bearlynyan and Herself does not own Yokai Watch and Bakugan!
Hebiji: AND THEY ALSO DONT OWN EVANGELION AND BIG MOUTH! WHICH IS WHY WE'RE PAYING JACK'S FRIENDS FOR A LITTLE VISIT!!!! DETECTIVE PIKACHU!!! I better call my it's-from-the-end-of-the-story-spoilers friends!
Bakunyan: Nice save!
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One moment back from the town of monsters, Lord Jibanyan and his friends are checking out the witnesses of their encounter with Keisuke and noticed that they got no clue to where the Bearlynyan yokai was headed.
The only thing that stands out the evidence is the impact that the creature has crashed landed, the scent of the boy has faded and all that is left behind was his overstretched shirt and pants, and the faint traces of sparkling red slime has been seen in some spots.
"That checks out. Natsume said that her brother killed a boy from another world as a sacrifice to the Bear beast. She said that he inserted his soul in artificial slime, and possibly become a yokai that's like a Dragon-Type Pokémon such as Goomy." Lord Jibanyan looked back at the clues as he is Detective Jibanyan
"That's an outstanding theory, my Lord!" Worton complimented him with such kind words, "I believe if you have given another chance, then you should be as well in live-action movie as Detective Pikachu!"
"Man I really wanted to see the movie! I'm not really a Pokémon fan but I love Ryan Reynolds and his way of Deadpool humor!" Betadron said with laughter
Lord Jibanyan noticed some drawn marks around the pavement and placed his hand on the floor..., "Hmm, if I'm correct... this might lead to the asteroid belts where the Bearlynyan has stopped. The others have been exit holes from the world of raunchy and disgusting yokai."
"How do you know?" One of the Nonets said
"The helmet spoke to me, the vision it had has gave me sight..." Jibanyan answered
"You mean you saw the aura thingies?" Ballista added
"Exactly!" The transgender cat lord gave the antiheroes a clear answer, "Follow me men! We'll make sure that your purpose is great!"
"Oh did I forget to mention that the ones we're supposed to summon back several times has been killed by one of the Bear characters?" Worton pointed that out to his lord.
"Really? I remember watching that part with Usapyon! We started to go on binge-watching dates and we watched a lot of Bakugan! Even Hailey joined us in!" Jibanyan felt surprised that another bear character has done something otherworldly impossible.
"Well let's get another break! I'm feeling tired about this mechty D-troyer talk" Razenoid yawned
"How about several rounds of coffee?" Jibanyan asked
"I can have a cup of Joe!" Hailey said, appearing out of nowhere
"Is that you Hailey?" Jibanyan noticed her younger self as her friends are doing the best they can as monsters to gather evidence of the missing boys
"Yeah! Chi-watch!" She said it with her signature greeting
"Is it similar to the Dramatic Entrance Dab?" Imazak replied
"Nah, it's something canon like my script!" She answered, "anyway, is your Nate in Shadowside kidnapped as well?"
"My Nate is okay. The problem is that his younger son is kidnapped along with the reboot version of your friend!" Jibanyan added, "Keisuke and Kouzo has been kidnapped by a cat creature that transformed himself into a bear while unleashing his shadowside. Along with more evidence, another cat who cosplayed as your friend has kidnapped two other boys from other shows that hit the adult rating level.
"If we cannot stop all of them, it would be the end of everything! No resets, no redos, no time travel! The Bearlys will take over the catastrophe and no other Artists have the ability to harm them as it's so, they have only positive comments and likes to their creations!"
"We must stop Bearlywrote for not letting our Dan taken away again! We already took away his non-canon memories and removed his ability to see yokai! We've dealt with the guilt of being assholes to him earlier in Arc 1, but it was the Creator's decision to make us doubtful to our leader's decision" Kappacho confessed
"Your Creator?" Hailey asked
"Atsushi Maekawa. Our creator who made us do what we do, they were the heroes and we're supposed to be the bad guys. To be honest, if the Creator made us good and find our Development easily, we wouldn't have any Fan Artists who would force us to develop our Development illegally" Betadron explained
"There is such thing as Illegal Character Development?" Imazak said
"I remember what my master once told me, Illegal Character Development or "ICD" happens when two beings from both worlds have developed a great friendship and grew too comfortable around the population. This leads to weaker relationships with friends, gains overpowered confidence, and became inseparable that the other worlds pulled them away by force." The cat lord mentioned it, "you know the reason why I'm wearing that helmet!"
"Yeah and that explains the Nonets, but we should probably go somewhere-." Imazak gets interrupted by a Dryad, "Who wants more coffee?"
"Oh totally! We'll have a cup!" Kappacho requested for a cup of great coffee
(Transition break)
-in the cloud portal to the town I never knew back at Chapter 2-
"I'm so gonna get my revenge!" Jack grinned with anger as he saw a worrisome snake shaking with fear, "you don't have to kill everyone you know"
"I know... I'm just wondering why you wanted to kill them now then you were before" Hebiji stuttered
"Well for starters you can't dump dirty socks filled with tons of your semen on a dead body, otherwise you might get arrested for something you didn't do!" Jack mentioned
"Wow!" Hebiji felt surprised, "did that happen when you were alive?"
"Yeah, that's why it's best to do it this way. I'm a yokai with less to no shame!" Jack declared
"What will I do?" Hebiji asked
"Your shadowside is Bazakari, you should turn into him and distract hundreds of people from doing something fun and entertaining!" Jack explain his plan to his friend
"Yeah, I can cause some distractions!" Hebiji understood his plan
(Transition break)
-back in the world of Big Mouth-
"I can see it right now! Those episodes there were evidence that Andrew must've died and became a yokai!" Connie pointed to the Jibanyan flashback in the 25th dubbed episode of Yokai Watch.
"Even if he became a yokai, that wouldn't explain why he committed suicide. It's not that kind of "13 Reasons Why" Connie, I know that the breakups Andrew faced break his heart indefinitely!" Nick said in denial
"I know baby, if only there is more evidence! I could call Maury and tell him about this while I'm taking a bubble bath." She moaned as she headed towards the bathroom
"Man, I wish that there is someone other than them that they would explain why he died!" Nick changed the channel to the news and he noticed something strange as he mysteriously saw a giant snake in the recording
"This just in, at a local Walgreens, a mechanical giant snake has appeared out of nowhere and he's carrying one of the employees. Due to the employee's mental state, he's doing just fine!" Said the reporter
"Look at me everyone! I'm flying! My girlfriend has noticed me flying from there! Hi! I'm hope that Rick the Hormone Monster saw me on TV!" The man carrying on Bazakari's jaws was his former coach Steve.
"You're the man Steve!" Rick came in the living room and saw the news
"Hey Rick, what are you doing here?" Nick noticed
"Oh I was gonna ask you to change the channel and turn to the news but you must've got ahead of me!" Rick said in a gibberish old tone that nobody can understand him
"Yeah, but I'm still sad about my friend's passing. Connie said that a yokai was involved, but I disagree." Nick answered
"You're right! She's right! It must've been a Fan Artist or what I've heard, an OC Artist!" Rick witnessed
"Yes! I see a bipedal shameless cat with his bakuclip belt off, reveling his privates in front of the world. He might definitely get laid with a pretty girl with his pure hardened penis of a non-neutered cat." The Shame Wizard came uninvited, tried to fill in with the clues
"We only serve that kind of content on Playboy Magazines!" Nick felt disgusted with the explanations of one cat's shameless behavior
"Oh yeah the thing!" The wizard reminded himself that he's off topic
(Transition break)
-meanwhile in Andrew's old house-
"I can't believe it has been so long since we have that funeral..." his mother cried as she's cleaning the kitchen
"Well I don't even care about that boy! He deserves to be dead since he was born!" His father yelled at her
"You don't even care about him! He won't forgive you if you don't love him after death!" She screamed back at him
"Does karma reflect that onto me? That boy is dead, I don't care about what everyone has to say about it!" He yelled back at her, causing her to leave
"I don't even know why I loved you! I'm going out!" His mom declared
"FINE! YOU GO TO HELL THEN!!!" He's gotten angry over the thought that they've lost their child
"Maybe I am a bad father and a bad influence to him, maybe he killed himself because of his way of life he's facing..." his father admitted his personal feelings that he never cared about his own son, like the silverback gorilla in Tarzan when he never admitted a human child as his own son.
Jack is hiding outside of his old house, holding a knife behind his back and cries from the words his father have said about him. "I'm sorry dad..." he quickly lunges on top of him, covers his mouth and stabbed his skull, quickly ending his life without taking a soul
"It's for my own reasons to move forward." He somehow grasped at his heart as the darkness took shelter from within, "I must enjoy my life before everyone else noticed that it's my fault"
he went to the house of his ex-girlfriend, Gina. He noticed her asleep as she's mumbling about herself and her new bestie. He grinned with anger when she broke his arm, accused him for making girls users for his toxic habit of ejaculation, and broke her TV by mistake.
"I'm not letting you continue on ruining my life Gina!" He stabs her in her large head, then stabbing the heart several times, used his strength and mouth to pull out her arm in a savage way, and stabbing her back until she's immobilized and lost her heartbeat and pulse.
Prior to his next objective, he abuses the corpse and makes love to it, letting his junk squeeze through the cold vagina of a cold-hearted girl. He maybe careless about him being filthy, but he's a yokai now and nobody is arresting him for something like that.
"Well at least we're even then!" He left her alone and dead as he is headed to the next house, his crush's house.
He went inside and searched for Missy, but she's about to head out to bed and about to take some medicine. Sleeping medication, he bet.
He has something he carried on him during the trip to the general store for horny horse riders and bought date rape drugs called "Fanart Flake", the best part is that they're free and Bakunyan allowed him to have it in case he wanted some joy time.
He placed the pill in the list of medications she's about to take, she took it and she went to bed as she grabbed her photo of her ex-boyfriend
"Oh Andrew, if only you were alive still..." she fainted as she felt helpless about her lack of ailments that made her happy
"Missy, It would be an honor to understand your love for me." She was hallucinating and saw Jack as his own deceased friend. "A-Andrew?!"
He tied her up and he placed his manhood within her as she's screaming while the tape is covering her mouth, she begged him but he wouldn't listen, "I loved you ever since this show happened in episode one! Since you broke my heart, I don't want to live, I met a friend that has the same feelings as I do, and he's from a world that I don't exist from. My purpose is to be me, but not becoming someone I'm not! Those who see us wrong deserves to die but I loved you, I must spare you!" His voice changed along with his body. He became hairier and hornier that came with a sexual appearing suit.
"But I'm not your same man anymore, I'm The Jacklord!" Jacklord announced himself as he unleashes his own shadowside
She somehow removed the tape, "You are not the man I fell in love with!"
"You're right. I must show you and all in their place! Like the old man and the girl who ruined me!" He slapped her unconscious and makes a leave to contact Bazakari, "We're leaving now. Drop Coach Steve and make a break for it!"
"On it. Jack!" He dropped the disabled character as he turned back invisible
"Hey, that was fun Mr. Snakeman! Where did you go?" Said Coach Steve as he's searching for his new friend
-later-
"Have you done your job?" Hebiji said
"Yeah... sadly, but the new me is what my friends like! My shadowside has been unleashed and Jacklord would be pretty useful if for some reason my friends are cornered by titans" Jack said
"Well at least you gave me an easy job!" Hebiji laughed
Jack drew the portal back to the AOT/SNK world when Maury and his friends saw what they are, "I see what they're doing! That girl has probably turned him into a yokai to get him evolve through ICD!"
"That's horrible! Season 3 is about to appear and she killed him for something!" Nick figured
"Something that involves giant robots, OGs and Reboots, spin-offs and recurring characters!" Said Maury, "something that involves my old Dan getting his "sight" back..."
(Transition break)
-back in the cloud portal-
"I can't believe it! I'm the third one to unleash it! It's like I'm Cole from Ninjago who unleashed his true potential!" Jack grew way excited about it and he danced around with Bakunyan's pen.
"Hurray! Hahahah!" Hebiji joined in and did a group dancing circle, but their mischievous doing dropped the pen into fictional space
"OH NO!" Jack screamed, "Bakunyan's gonna kill us if he finds out we lost his pen!"
"I know, but I guess we have to face him and explain it when we get back to that world..." Hebiji admitted
"Yeah..." they both lost their smile as they're headed back to the world the master is waiting
(Transition break)
Bakunyan's pen has one use left, the item fell onto a planet covered with the blood of the fallen remains of humanity.
The blood noticed the pen's potential to recolonize the planet with different entities such as monsters. If they reborn as monsters, then so be it.
The whole world has been transformed into yokai and the people there have one objective, to bring back the traitor from the recent movies!
(Short ended)
Bakunyan: Well that explains a lot!
Hebiji: Yeah, we're sorry that we played hooky
Bakunyan: it's okay, you managed to distract the people from the real thing like the EXIT team in Battle Planet! Better yet, my friends both have shadowside forms now!
Jack: Don't mention it! I did all the hard parts!
Bakunyan: anyway, I hope you learned about ICDs it's a common practice for the writers out there who would quickly borrowed their characters and made them way stronger.
Jack: Yeah!
Hebiji: VOTE AND COMMENT!!! NOW I WANNA WATCH PIKACHU!!!!!!
Bakunyan: I should've bought the other movie tickets...
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