Don't let the title deceive you, this may be the worst thing you've read in a while but it made me laugh.

Stark and Strange, the two most egotistical non-narcissistic assholes you'll ever meet, on a date. Sounds a bit strange one would say. The two were laying on the grass, using Strange's levitation cloak as a blanket (let me tell you, it did not appreciate that).

"These stars are beautiful tonight." Stephen said out of nowhere towards Tony.

"They really are." Stark agreed and smiled.

"You know what else is beautiful?" Stephen asked and turned his head towards Tony. Stark just kept looking at the stars.

"Me." Stark and Strange said at the same time. Tony let out a laugh and pressed a kiss on Strange's cheek. "Maybe I'll agree to that one, Steph." Tony said.

"SHURI I TOLD YOU THEYD RECITE A MEME!!!" The two adults sat up at the sound of the familiar voice of the one and only-

"PARKER! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SPYING ON ME WHEN I'M ON A DATE!" Stark yelled and ran after Peter's and Shuri's screaming, leaving Strange behind laughing his ass off.

"I'M SORRY MR. STARK! PLS DONT TAKE THE SUIT AWAY AGAIN!!11!1!1!😭😭😪🙏🏼🙏🏼😥" Peter yelled back while running away with Shuri, who was laughing too hard to respond.

"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THAT?!" Tony shouted back over Peter's screams and Shuri's and Strange's laughs.

At the end of the night, Shuri and Peter were sent back home with a box of doughnuts with a note saying, "good luck dealing with the sugar high -Stark & Strange" for Bucky and Steve. Stephen and Tony had continued their midnight date with the stars in peace.

Little did the superhero-couple know, T'Challa was in a nearby tree recording the entire scene while dressed in the Black Panther suit. Parker and Shuri were the one's to excitedly prank the Avengers in the next meeting they had by playing that video instead of the slideshow Clint had prepared. Parker was grounded from patrols for three days, and Shuri was banned from her lab for three days