Ron: Hermione Granger... how do I even begin to explain Hermione Granger?

Luna: Hermione Granger is flawless

Cho: I hear her hair's insured for 10,000 galleons

Trelawney: I hear she does wand commericals... in Japan.

Hagrid: Her favorite subject is Charms

Lavender: One time she met Viktor Krum on a broomstick -

Umbridge: - And he told her she was pretty

Draco: One time she punched me in the face...

Draco: It was awesome