How awesome would it be to have Alan Rickman voiced GPS in your car?

Turn right in two miles... do not disappoint me.

How grand it must be to have the luxury of not taking exit 12. Turn around when possible, you bumbling idiot.

How extraordinarily like your father you are: he would have missed the turnoff too. Turn around and go back, you pathetic fool.

There will be no foolish lane-merging or silly u-turns in the next mile.

Turn to route 394.

Alwayyyyyyys... look before merging.