If you're "pretty"

If you're not

If you're too cool

If you're hot

If you're in school

If you've got

Sensitive spots

If you're black

If you're white

If you're wrong

If you're right

If you're a piece of American Pie

If you're a bottle of Irish Rye

It doesn't matter

We're all going to die

It's just a matter of when

And the moments leading up