French fries is what you get

When girls go and get upset

Over the faces that they have

And do things to them they can't reset

When you surrender to Potato Head

And sew a new face with a needle and thread

And let that face be cut in half

And rip the potato to shreds

That is when you get french fries

And say all your sorry goodbyes

And hello to potato aftermath

And leave the fries to the hungry flies