If being hot is a crime, then arrest me.

"You know if I run now I can make it to the Canadian border by tomorrow morning, Canada is nice right? All I have to do is say aye and snort snow right? RIGHT!?"

And John shot a glance at me, as he was adjusting the tie on his thousand dollar suit.

He looked handsome dressed up like this. John was a handsome man, kind to the ones close to him and pure... well not pure. You can't live a life like this and be pure.

John was a killer, a trained human sous chef if you will.

He was always armed, always ready. This has been his life, Lucien's life for many years. Danger like this is all they know.

Marrying Lucien 'for realzies' is like putting a target in my back, but I must admit I have learned to like hunting.

This dangerous lifestyle somehow grabbed me from my lowest spot and put me on the top of the mother fucking world.

Life pulled it's pants down and shit all over me, but then I was found by people who were just like me.

a lil crazy and a lotta horny

"I was born in Canada bitch." he smiled back as he walked over to me, buttoning up his white undershirt sleeve.

"THAT EXPLAINS YOUR FRIENDLINESS" I yelled in his face and he cocked a smile.

"I killed 2 people before coming here" John said looking me dead in the eyes.

"Well that doesn't seem very—actually I guess it's friendly enough." I smiled back

John shook his head, as he looked down at me.
John became the brother I never had.

John was the first person to show me kindness in this world and I will never forget that. "I am gonna look like a fucking loser without bridesmaids" I laughed nervously. I wanted bridesmaids, I guess, but every bitch I know are one of three things and only three things

• 'secretly' in love with Lucien
•think I will kill them
•think I will report them to Lucien and Lucien will kill them.

so making friends was a hassle and a waste of my mother fucking time. Plus the last friends I had weren't shit, and I'm not looking to be fucked over anymore.

Who needs friends anyways

John smiled, and put his hand on my shoulder in comfort "hey look at the bright side-" he said and I felt a little better, he was gonna give me a speech about how I was an independent woman and that I didn't need- "you always look like a loser so no one will notice."

flashing the finger In his face I real back my fist before hitting him clean in the ribs making him stumble. But he was a donkey faced faker so he tripped backwards and sprawled out on the floor like he was dead. "Help I'm dying" he screamed Obnoxiously

And a voice came from behind me, speaking in a humorous way. "A 5' nothing girl can hit better than John, why am I not surprised?" David said as he walked over and swung his hand over my shoulder.

John sat up a scowl on his face, his eyes deadpanned on David. "One day I am going to fucking kill you—feed you to wild animals."

"Till that day suck my ass" David replies.

"Fuck you bitch I'm 5'4" I screamed with a smile

They laughed of course, because I'm funny as fuck. John shook his head, and looked at David. "And for the first time ever he doesn't look like a troll."

We all laughed, and as it faded I heard the door swing open—"both of you shut up and get out." I heard Lucien from behind me, his voice strong and assertive. David's arm coming instantly off my shoulder, before him and John shuffled out.

My back faced Lucien but I could feel him walk up close behind me. The hair on my neck standing up and goosebumps covering my arms. "What happened to the rule of not seeing each other on the wedding day?" I smirked as he kissed my shoulder, the white robe the only thing on my body.

When John and David came In I just got out of the shower. I needed to wash and shave everywhere, because Jesus knows I was getting dick tonight.

Are father who art In heaven? Try Ooo daddy who's all up in there

"I destroyed it. Let me look at you."
He whispered, and I shook my head as I turned his way without hesitation. His answer was good enough for me.

"but they do say it's bad luck." I smirked as I wrapped my arms around his neck, all while he looked at my face. "Fuck Bad luck." He smiled as he grabbed me by my hips and lifted my legs so they were around his waist.

He walked me back so I was sitting on out dresser, his body laid up close flat against mine. His lips then kissing mine in a VERY SEXY way, I felt like a teenager in the storage closet of a high school with my senior boyfriend. And of course I would only be a freshman.

breaking apart from the kiss I glanced into his eyes, and I swear I saw the fucking galaxy. "What are you thinking."

placing my hands on his face I smile "I love you" I smirked and he said it back to me, making my heart do a 69, or was it a 360.

Kissing his nose I smiled as he gripped the belt of my robe, my eyes looking into his with question. "We will end up being late." I smirked as he slipped the fabric off my shoulders, his eyes glancing down my body.

"What's wrong with being late?" He smiled as he placed a finger inside me, my hands going to his shoulders as he leant me against my wall.

"Lucien-" I warned slightly, but my warning was disrupted by a moan.

"Let me make you come before—and after our wedding." He smirked as he pushed his fingers deeper, and I shook my head as I pulled him to me. Taking his lips as mine, my moans mixing into our grope/make-out session.

My lips calling his name way after he made me come undone. Gasping for breath as he brought his finger to his mouth, his devilish eyes smirking as he licked his fingers

I laughed and he smiled, "You have no idea and good you taste my love."

"Right back at you." I said as I kissed his neck.

"Keep doing that and I'll fuck you on the dresser." He smirked and I shook my head as I pulled away. "Okay now you need to leave—Before we are late to our own wedding."

He didn't even bother to use his shirt to hide the hickeys.his lips swollen by my own and the collar of his shirt ripped. He wanted everyone to know what he had done

And with a grip of my ass he walked out not before looking back at me and smirking.

A knock on the door frame made me jump off the dresser walking over and opening up the large door, as a woman I have often seen in the halls of the base walked in.

She was tall, pretty ish I guess. "Howdy" she sighed as she threw a makeup bag onto the floor. "I apparently have to do your makeup? I don't really know why I was assigned this because There's a BIG chance I will fuck your shit up"She laughed as she flopped herself onto the lush couch.

"And I skipped a dick appointment for this" She added and That made me smile, "whats your name?" I asked as I looked her over, and she bit her lip slightly; I could tell she was a little timid to be around me.

She stood up, and said cockily "Beth." She looked like a Beth, whitewashed blond hair and killer boobs. She looked like a Barbie, but she also looked like she didn't take shit from other people. She had a hint of an accent, I don't know from where.
If I was a straight sexy man who was a whore I would totally tap her. "Hot. Okay Beth I'm gonna be honest with you. I can't do makeup for shit either."

"well shit eh?" She said as she literally sat onto the floor and opened the makeup bag. She patted right In front of her on the floor and I lifted my eyebrow. "I am trying to bring myself back to the slumber party era where makeup sessions were a critical part of the event." She said as she caught onto my confusion.

so yes I plopped my ass down on the hard floor. She instantly went into serious mode, as she started to apply makeup to my hideous face. "BITCH WHY DID YOU LIE, THIS LOOKS BOMB AS FUCK" I said as I looked in the mirror at my makeup once she had finished.

I mean it wasn't a million dollar makeover but it's ten times better then I could have done. "Sorry I'm a constant liar, it's one of my personality traits." She said with a wink.

omg if I end up not marrying Lucien I think I will just marry this bitch.

I was nervous, scared and going insane and this little cunt is helping. she walked over to the door and twisted the know. "Beth Wait." I said and she did, she froze and turned my way.

"I don't have a bridesmaid. It's last minute but you wanna-"

"OH HELL YES" she smiled as she jumped and clapped her hands "I would be fucking honoured. Fuck my dick appointment this has become my main appointment"

We spent the next SIX HOURS ,getting ready. I gave her one of my dresses and it turns out we are the same size. I slipped into my dress, and almost fainted. It was beautiful, unique and everything I have ever wanted. "Holy fuck you look hot Kiara." Beth sighed

"So do you." I smiled, as She looked like a fairy In my silk pink dress that trailed to the floor.

She surprised me when she said "Your a lot different then what the other girls say you are."
was that good or bad? Honestly I knew a lot of the girls were jealous of me, I mean I would be jealous too if my boss was as sexy as Lucien and I couldn't have him.

I smirked "What, and I more tame them expected?"

"I don't know, they made me think you were gonna be like some sort of evil wench. But like your pretty fucking lit." She said as she walked over to me. "I mean I guess they were jealous but I mean they have reasons to be like your stunning."

"I would fuck you if I could baby" I winked and she smiled and placed a hand on her heart. Beth's blond hair curled down her back, her makeup devine. The dress fitting her like a damn glove.

"Well I am pretty lit. I mean fire is another one of my personality traits."

Okay lady fate I see you. Today she is hearing my fucking prayers. Normally She sees me and thinks I deserve booty hole, but Is today just a good day?

•

Marriage; the legally or formally recognized union of two people as partners in a personal relationship

I used to dream of my wedding, thinking I'd meet the man of my dreams while at a coffee shop or walking my future dog. A Rottweiler named Tiny.
But never in my life would I even imagine this.

This time when I walked down the isle I was overwhelmed with a different emotion, it was like everything in the past didn't matter and the only thing I wanted was a future with him.

Every fight, every argument, every negative moments...they didn't even fucking matter any more.

I could feel people's eyes on me, the people standing in rows dressed in there finest clothes, the woman dressed in fancy dresses. They were still probably clueless whores but I mean it's none of my business.

Taking a breath I looked up, Beth smiling like she was on crack. That bitch might be the only woman on the planet that I can stand, and I found out during our time together that her dick appointment was with none other than John. The little whore, sex addict he is.

To be honest I though he was a lil gay, but if he likes chasing the kitty Kat then good on him.

John, David and Sunshine were standing to Lucien's side, staring at me. I felt every single person watching me and there was probably a couple hundred people here . There was guards everywhere as Lucien spared no expense to keep me safe.

I took a lathered breath, trying to calm the butterflies in my stomach.

Finally though,I looked at Lucien and all my worries disappeared. "Hello love" He said as I reached the end of the long walkway, my long ass vail trailing behind me.

I said nothing as I smiled at him, he looked so fucking fuckable in that suit. I could bark even think, the priest words lost as I focused onto my lover

A ring is pushed onto my finger , and I smile. I'm not normally such a pussy but I could feel the tears silently fall down my cheek.

"Do you Lucien O'Rihley take Kiara Blackwell to be your wife? "the priest says, and people lean forward in anticipation. "Fuck yes" Lucien says looking into my eye.

The Highly paid priest then turns to me in all his virgin glory and asked "Do you Kiara Blackwell take Lucien O'Rihley as your husband?" and this time, I didn't stutter or hesitate. Because my answer was crystal fucking clear

"YES SATAN."

the priest smiled, he was a cool guy not at all a 'our father who art in blah blah' but he did fireball shots with me the other day. So he was cool. "By the power vested in me, you may kiss the bride-"

but then the unspeakable happened, the entrance doors to the ceremony were smashed open, and people's screams echoed as hundreds of Police and FBI agents bursted through.

I looked at Lucien as he quickly smashed his lips onto mine, I kissed him back, full of passion. An earth shattering kiss, his hands gripping me tightly, his hand resting on my face. "Don't talk, don't sign anything, I will fix this." He said as he rested his forehead against mine, and all I did was nod.

And as we pulled away, We were both tackled by authorities. "Get your hands off my ass" I screamed as this WAY too hands police man pushed me against the floor as he handcuffed me.

The metal chain feeling tight, I have been In handcuffs before for petty theft, stolen cars and for sexy times. But this was different this was dangerous.

Lucien Laid beside me, though he was fighting it. John and David getting pushed out the doors. "Kiara Blackwell you are under arrest for Drug distribution, murder, illegal weapon trade, and human trafficking."

"You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future."

"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS." I screamed back as he brought me to my feet, "and it's Kiara O'Rihley you cunt."

"You have the right to remain silent." he growled.

Smiling like the little angel I was I said "I will shove my stiletto heel into your ballsack."

And he just rolled his eyes and lead me towards the door And I watched, as every person I loved in my life get handcuffed and dragged away. Beth screaming like a whore on bath salts, John going rather calmly and David who was against the floor while a fucking cop held daughter.

Sunshine was getting tasered, and Lucien fighting to get to me.

I fucking hate cops, but this really takes the bacon.

WHOOPS MY BAD SO SORRY :)
This bih also isn't edited so sorry also for mistakes.

You didn't really think This story was done did you? Oh no I still got plans for Kiara and Lucien...

But honestly what have I done. KIARA IS NOW IN THE SLAMMER???

See I even tried to give you a hint as to what was gonna happen in this chapter in the beginnings quote. I'm smart so I used a lil bit of foreshadowing, mwah ha ha.

Also big thanks to @JiminIsNotPabo95 for giving me a little added detail for Kiara to say❤️

Xoxo-AbigalKnightly